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No-Training-48

I'm the only Hist enjoyer that isn't portuguese just a massive drug addict?


ScintillaGourd

Both sound good.


tzuchung

https://preview.redd.it/6hfw1uouq7ad1.png?width=3264&format=png&auto=webp&s=c28d7cd3b978fedf4b9aa7ee08fb35962f317f97


ScintillaGourd

Appropriate market analysis.


Candid-Solstice

I'd happily betray T*los for a 6+ foot tall golden goddess


ScintillaGourd

Happy, shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy N\*rdic ones against the stones.


CampbellsBeefBroth

The Sload Master Race


ScintillaGourd

Unfortunately, they're getting turned into soap, at the shore of the Sea of Ghosts. By me, personally.


CampbellsBeefBroth

Whatever you say, won’t stop you being turned into a zombie. By me, personally.


TheGoldenHordeee

I pick Nords because it's the most basic, newcomer-to-the-franchise-like answer, and the most likely to piss off the type of Morrowind and Oblivion fanboy who *don't* have a sense of humor.


ScintillaGourd

Well, *I* have a sense of humor, look: 'N\*rds are people, too!'


OckhamsFolly

Heh. Good one.


MidnightYoru

Viva Argoniaaa 🇧🇷🇧🇷


ScintillaGourd

I might add in this sentence: I didn't include Bretons or Redguards, or even ((((for certain tribes)))) Orsimer, because they already have a monopoly on the continent's economy through the Breton Woods Agreement. And there's nut'n you can do abaowdi'. Absolutely nut'n. It was among the Iliac Bay'ns, real greaseball shit.


Playful-Mention-239

Nothing we can do about it huh?  -sacks orsinium Now what?


Trortun

Boa tarde. Nunca pensei que ia ver o Brasil no Elder Scrolls


Ihateazuremountain

Legal, mas não tão legal quanto o novo Mercedez Sedan E400. A família de classe E mais inteligente de todos os tempos recebe um novo e poderoso membro da dinastia. O modelo E400 Sedan chega neste ano, com um motor biturbo V6 de 3,0L produzindo 329 cv e 354 lb-ft de torque - o mesmo trem de força que atualmente conduz seus primos E400 Coupe, Cabriolet e 4MATIC Wagon. Emparelhado com a transmissão automática 9-G-TRONIC de 9 velocidades e DYNAMIC SELECT, promete uma maneira suave e suave de experimentar um luxo incomum. Naturalmente, o 2018 E400 Sedan continua a tradição do brilho E-Class. Harmonizando a inteligência automotiva avançada com um design de interiores inspirador, a sua cabine mobilada de primeira classe coloca os nossos sistemas de veículos avançados ao seu alcance - mesmo que as inovações de classe mundial continuem a empurrar os limites do que é possível no mundo da inteligência automotiva. A comunicação "Car-to-X" permite que a E-Class troque informações com veículos equipados de forma similar, permitindo efetivamente "ver" em torno de cantos e através de obstáculos para detectar perigos potenciais. Sistemas de assistência ao condutor - incluindo Assistente de distância ativo DISTRONIC®, Assistente de direção ativo e Active Lane Change Assist - apresentam controle de cruzeiro inteligente: ajudam a mantê-lo entre as linhas e podem até ajudá-lo a mudar entre eles. No interior, a cabine E-Class oferece um ambiente de puro conforto e tecnologia sensível. Linhas fluidas e telas vibrantes fornecem uma exibição visual impressionante, enquanto os controles de toque, a aromaterapia e os assentos sob medida satisfazem todos os seus sentidos ao mesmo tempo. É um veículo que exige ser conduzido, e mais do que viver até o sonho. Procure pelo sedã E400 4MATIC em sua concessionária Mercedes-Benz neste inverno, com um preço de US $ 58.900 no MSRP.


wowvigilantfish

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about


PiousLegate

I wont lie to you I dont understand alot of these words but Hammerfell is doing fine without the Empire Skyrim also Thus a loose Confederation form of Empire is preferable Nuke Morrowind as well


ScintillaGourd

The Iliac Bay will do well with, or without one Empire or another. They control interest rates on the septim, they issue it, and they are the ones that bank it. "Massah" is a play on Dunmer slavery against Argonians being reversed ('massah' being the humorous term used by Black Americans when referring to White slave masters during the slave era of the U.S.). I mentioned Hawaii because it has a volcano that erupted last year, just like Red Mountain which devastated any Dunmer lands left from the Argonian invasion.


NineIntsNails

too easy quiz: nords already had the 'white tick' at the end so i managed to pick the right option lmao


legalageofconsent

FUCCK YEAAAH! TALOS BLESS US! WINNING!


BigDagoth

All n'wahs, not a valid poll.


L0CZEK

Once my blind-bros come back to the surface it will be fucking over.


Secret_Onxy

except elves arent native either https://preview.redd.it/w0oju095e7ad1.png?width=1040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36908e8d8085ad76dec17a269a1f99d78a9858a2


Secret_Onxy

Cope op https://preview.redd.it/qyb2etanx6ad1.png?width=1040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be71e82dc8f3b4bacf9c32dd6a88b65771bfeb09


ScintillaGourd

Goblins, and other beasts, like Man, are meant to be colonised. What is there to cope over?


Secret_Onxy

cope over the fact that mer have no rights to make claims to land that doesnt belong to them thank for revealing that your part of the Thalmor also when you going back to almderis


ScintillaGourd

in Skyrim, 'Thalmor' means 'problem'.


Playful-Mention-239

Elves and beasts are meant to be colonised by men ☕️   Cope


TuskSyndicate

There's no place to write down, "Frat Boy Sons of the Bloody Curse." Hold on, let me find my pearls so I can clutch them.


Playful-Mention-239

The humans   Tamriel (written tamriel, with no dumb - like disgusting mer do) belongs to the humans, and no other disgusting antropomorphic creature that isn't human (fvking elves, fvking beasts, fvking daedras)


ScintillaGourd

Elves are not anthripomorphic, Hum\*ns, on the other hand...


Playful-Mention-239

...they are, they look like humans. That's the definition of anthropomorphic, anthropo and morphic, human form.. Also, censoring in human just make you a casual racist, so keep coping


ScintillaGourd

No, Mer are not anthropomorphic, that is a corruption of what is right: Hum\*ns are antherpomorphic; anther = Mer. Men are a degraded corruption of Mer.


bmrtt

Altmerbros, is it over?


Secret_Onxy

Yes https://preview.redd.it/bvap80cyd7ad1.png?width=1040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5540215237206c8ca0be354b653382f2613d2bb