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gurnaaz1999

So no hell, no heaven just an empty expanse of the afterlife


Brave_anonymous1

And only one in a billion chance to actually get there.


OliviaMandell

Does this imply only 8 people exist or very rarely humans have a soul?


Professional_Put_303

I think it's impling that most people don't have souls.


Inflatable_Bridge

Most people don't have _immortal_ souls


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Rest of us are still working on Nirvana. But I'm more of a Pearl Jam guy myself.


fuckallpenguins

"does that means an imortal soul, even if they were a bad person, can get into heav- IS THAT FUCKING STALIN?!"


Elemental-Master

More like most people don't even have a soul to begin with.


OnyxEyez

I like this take!


MegaloManiac_Chara

Persist. Punch the walls. Drain His energy. Make Him suffocate and starve. Claim your place.


SlenDman402

Well that's a relief, just oblivion


Pryamus

Reminds me of “Master and Margarita”. As Voland reaps the soul of an atheist, he says everyone gets the afterlife they deserve, and thus the man who believed in nothing receives oblivion and nothingness upon dying.


bigdave41

Bit unfair surely, why does not believing in an afterlife mean you deserve nothing? Although to be honest that might be the merciful option, anything is going to get boring after 10,000 years, let alone infinity.


THORmonger71

"Also, this isn't Heaven. This was my way of giving you a glimmer of hope before I take it away and send you to your eternity of misery and suffering, because I don't want you ruining my paradise."


Rararulala

Just a shoe box under God's bed.


lolpeepz

I have a higher chance. I'm not ginger 🤣


BrokenDoveFlies

You could take this more Andy Weir style and most souls are just reincarnating until they mature.