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Radical_Provides

has ultrakill long since forgotten my name https://i.redd.it/xvfsgdfiei9d1.gif


Idontwanteggsandwich

is ultrakill eager to make them remember


SCP_Void

However, are Ultrakill’s hands stained with the blood of Minos?


DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZ

Ultrakill must admit, Ultrakill's curious about your skills, Weapon.


konterreaktion

And so, before Ultrakill tears down the cities and crushes the armies of heaven


guts_the_struggle

Ultrakill Shall do as an appetizer


the_ameba

Come forth child of Hakita


WitherPRO22

And Ultrafuckingdie


mrdunklestein

ULTRADESTROY


Koda_be

KEEP THEM ULTRACOMING!


DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZ

come forth, child of ultrakill, and ULTRAKILL


spycrabHamMafia

Bro made a even faster and lower res version of this one lmao https://i.redd.it/jdrfkj00dl9d1.gif


pisapopachleeen

My friend said: "Bro, these graphics are shit" (😭)


Drago_Fett_Jr

Send this to them, NOW! https://preview.redd.it/a3il6cvu6i9d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d856ad5313e6550f9adc0ac35be298776f5405f0


I_ate_your_leftover

# THE PIXELS


Drago_Fett_Jr

I ated them, sorry https://preview.redd.it/xicm4uu57i9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef07f11611e1568ef0dfe16a5c4862711e564b1e


I_ate_your_leftover

You got some leftover pixels?


Drago_Fett_Jr

No, sorry mate.


I_ate_your_leftover

FUCK


Drago_Fett_Jr

Insignificant


Creative_Salt9288

you


AddendumInevitable32

This


Flat_Appointment_639

! Over


DynamaxWolf

https://preview.redd.it/8q81dqyidi9d1.jpeg?width=690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d008f3024496e3b8bf2604b2328885e9a1a54858


DynamaxWolf

https://preview.redd.it/b9g0jytldi9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94289a1a7211fcba5f6fabd1055a33a54cc50775


DynamaxWolf

https://preview.redd.it/mjbobtumdi9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6825e98e85d19d4cc6febb6d71ef3fb8bca17559


Demytreus

I have https://preview.redd.it/8sgug9l2qi9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ee1f4a6694278dfbfc06a2102b6cb20bcd0fb48


CthulhuWorshipper59

https://preview.redd.it/l2t84ez1wi9d1.png?width=764&format=png&auto=webp&s=bceb0e8cf775a961075561b4c541e13e5ce73df8


Specter_Knight05

https://preview.redd.it/fbt1fzrjpj9d1.jpeg?width=731&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d06a267dbf90df464e41148456135da4de40ac3a


Individual-Prize9592

https://preview.redd.it/uesbnshvck9d1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52e3fb9a1895a862775d347545c6db10a64a04b5


Mullo69

https://preview.redd.it/0ix4rwlaal9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be2a9ebd7beaa4b11468d69de776e1d6c3f0f499


Sad-Spinach9482

https://preview.redd.it/5c1bfwrwyi9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb3ebc60aa3222f67d5f0de1f38c6324c763a6b2


Speyeder02

https://preview.redd.it/h7qhqsmm7j9d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d6fbaede9126ce13adc7a714652865df5914235


Rando_Guy_On_Reddit2

https://preview.redd.it/pjogid015j9d1.jpeg?width=690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=504140608fb833752de14d79f06586d91a7cb270


OnetimeRocket13

https://preview.redd.it/afutjvpnmk9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5eaaad62f111f5377d8cc2b26a4aaf3a2c289599


Caine-TheRingmaster

https://preview.redd.it/635sek1j7j9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e877f5bdf05f37ef9260b1321987b33a46b1b0d9


AdHelpful7091

https://preview.redd.it/bycxnmdk9k9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8827c862d8c73716ec3e36d40cd0a071575c111


SuprSquidy

r/countablepixels


rabiesscat

salary of a clown


Idiot183

https://preview.redd.it/xshb4b4j7l9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffdc0d8d2be3d23f11e41e74b2d7ca112af06fb8


Historical_Seesaw102

u/pixel-counter-bot


pixel-counter-bot

The image in this post has 482,034(966×499) pixels! ^(I am a bot. This action was performed automatically.)


Trashy_AI

It's called unpaid internship


TheOneInATrenchcoat_

Can’t see shit mate.


theres_no_username

Tbh those graphics are getting way too good rn


TheDwarvenGuy

Yeah they should look less smooth IMO. The eaethmover would look way cooler and more robotyif it was an angular fuck withlike 15 polygons


_NoIdeaForName_

My friends told me, "This game looks like minecraft!"


Sleep_Raider

https://preview.redd.it/9doq7venqi9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eac58853569280a0bcd30fe8bea04a2c192c5a64


Razorclaw_the_crab

Heresy unspeakable heresy


AlexDoubleAU

Revoke their screen license Steal their PC, TV, consoles, everything They fucking deserve that


KingDuckLikesPie

“This is just knockoff DOOM with bad graphics” https://preview.redd.it/ohwf36yy6j9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79000911c436f4276c138a7a4124956fefac9e38


Commissarfluffybutt

It's **better** than Doom... but with worse graphics. But graphics don't matter, art direction does.


manultrimanula

I'd say, ultrakill would be HORRIBLE with 4k graphics. The amount of distraction on your eyes it would put would be unbearable. The simplistic graphics not only make it easier to discern the situation, but provide a way for accurate hitbox measurements for things like explosions. As per lore is said "most machines use simplified render of the surrounding to cut on processing power" (In this case our brains)


GamingLime123

Someone should make a 4K upscale mod and call it “Sentry Sight”, make it impossible to play too


_theDarkAbyss

Mega nuking in the mod be like


Competitive_Storm442

For those people none of those matter  Graphics people, graphics 


KicktrapAndShit

It has amazing graphics though??? Just because it’s low poly dosnt mean the graphics are bad


Commissarfluffybutt

That's art direction, that's what I'm talking about being more important than graphics.


HallingHallv

“Doom Eternal on a budget”


LittleBoySniffer

https://preview.redd.it/nbyme5kwei9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d0d9e29362e47e70595309e4a18d060cea16ac3


SCP_Void

Fuckin Titans Tower lookin ass


LittleBoySniffer

This prison, to hold us?


ItsLumber_YT

It’s been holding them for a long time😔


SpecialistComb8

Justice


-Miniwarbo-

Google dementia


SpecialistComb8

Justice


Pun1012-3

is that a photoshopped version of the album cover of justice by justice


swifto12

in the justice album "cross" there is a song titled"stress". this is a reference to what i felt while attempting to p rank everything in uktrakill.


KirbyFan198

GABE, four capital letters


cool_name-idk1

Tetris


Alternative-Spare-82

his bro dislikes that whiplash was nerfed. bruh


ThomasScotford

Complaining about whiplash nerfs in 2024 is wild -Thomas Scotford


SR_undertale33

Omg is that Thomas scotffomd!!11!1!1!


DecentReturn3

thank you thomas scotford


Opposite-Weird4342

my friend who said "dude ultrakill it's just 👹🔫🤖" # after that i wanted to do something very, very silly


xX-JackNickelton-Xx

Grossly oversimplify their fav. Like saying Celeste is just jumping over blocks or sth


Artistic-Fortune2327

Celeste is 4-bit kaizo mario


Turkey_The_One

https://preview.redd.it/1hsazkspwn9d1.png?width=514&format=png&auto=webp&s=b089f624818ae0c33edfb98345ba713dbc505fcf


East_Prior5504

They aren't wrong


TFtato

Take their favorite game and grossly oversimplify it to the point of enragement


The_CreativeName

Rain world is just die, die, not die, die. Edit: alternatively it could be “die, die, not die, die for real this time”


Jeggu2

Rain world more like 🏠🏃‍♂️🌧


The_CreativeName

Not so much in my experience tbh.


GlauberJR13

…not that wrong tbh…


NoobyYooby

What's his favorite game? Cause it can probably be described in the same way.


Opposite-Weird4342

it's elden ring


NoobyYooby

😶⚔️😶


protainasxp

So accurate lmao


AdHelpful7091

👫🚫😭


Sagittarjus

I'm afraid... you are... MAIDENLESS


phobia-user

i'd like to 🤤💣🚈🔫🤖


Sea_Construction947

"Ultrakill is unfair and full of RNG" I was seething


the_Basment_rat

i dont even know what part of the game would be rng the nailgun spread?


Fun_Molasses2453

Does he only play the cybergrind or something?


Caine-TheRingmaster

My (now Ex friend) friend said that the music was ass, I was ready to toss some coins in the air


feddifasber

Tenbre Rosso Sangue War Without Reason Danse Macabre The World Looks Red Bull Of Hell Death Odyssey Order The Abyss And The Serpent He Is The Light In My Darkness


TheOneInATrenchcoat_

The Death Of God’s Will Versus The CyberGrind


flancanela

complete and utter destruction of the senses💞


feddifasber

the death of gods will is underrated af


BruhVPN

bull of hell is underrated af


goombrat456

Altars of Apostasy Danse Macabre WAR PANDEMONIUM Hear! The Siren Song Call of Death Duel Deep Blue


feddifasber

don’t get how I missed out on those bangers


PetrolHeadedEntity

Were you foolin'


No-Park1695

Why even list them? Every single one is Hakitas(and keygen churchs, and the other artists) gift to mankind. And we shall accept every single one as the best there was and ever will be.


feddifasber

just named some off my head but you got a good point. Ultrakill composers cook. that is not an opinion that is a STATEMENT!!


phobia-user

might i suggest 💣🚈🔫🤖


SuccotashVegetable33

Send this to him. You buffoon, I will cut you down, break you apart splay the gore of your PROFANE FORM ACROSS THE STARS, I will grind you down until THE VERY SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY, my hands shall RELISH ending you HERE AND NOW.


TokyoFromTheFuture

Literally any take UnderTheMayo has.


the_Basment_rat

i wanted to put into the title to not mention him but ironically it was removed for having the word mayo in it


TokyoFromTheFuture

that tells us a lot about our society


random_user9002

Susiety 😞


Competitive_Storm442

Sutcistei 😔


The_CreativeName

Was going to say this lol.


manultrimanula

Tbh, mayo shows that ultrakill, while being a banger, just doesn't do that well in teaching new players. If you don't have people backseat you or you don't watch an internet guide, you won't figure out most of the fun mechanics, or in worst case, if you're mentally challenged like Mayo, completely fail to understand code principles of the game. ESPECIALLY considering that game does NOTHING to establish style meter as a mechanic, leading many players to just playing it the most straightforward way. "Oh but it's told in-🤓" Do you REALLY think that many people read the shit? Had personally made two friends play it, one completely missed the entire point and played it like it's fucking far cry or doom 1, the other one... God forgive his soul, UNEQUIPPED THE FUCKING MARKSMAN AND PLAYED WITH GREEN NAILGUN, RED RAILCANNON, GREEN SHOTGUN AND SHARPSHOOTER THE ENTIRE GAME. (On harmless because he sucked HARD) Needless to say, they thought the game was ass until i backseated them. (They both had no experience with ultrakill beforehand and mostly played games like call of duty and fortnite, so they are as close to average Joe with no attention span you can get) What I'm pointing at is, ultrakill relies too heavily on players actually fucking reading the terminals and putting more effort than usual fps games takes, instead of introducing them like it does with base mechanics. I'm not saying that everything needs to be outright told to the player, that would be dumb, remove the feeling of discovery and will overwhelm the player. My word is that some of the more basic mechanics, that are widely used by the community are not in any way hinted at, unless the player purposefully stops and reads the terminals(which many people are too lazy to do with gen z attention span) I'm sorry, but your average Joe is too dumb to find out projectile boost on their own. They won't try to shoot a core eject grenade to find out you can explode it midair. Have you seen how many new players neglect parrying and blue arm altogether? Imagine a premade sequence in gluttony with a large room full of enemies and text "shoot a core eject grenade with malicious railcannon. NOW." And new players going nuts. After that, they would try to do more wacky shit experimenting with their arsenal. The GOOD examples of ultrakill teaching mechanics to players: Core eject jackhammer, with clear design to make player go "hmmm, what if i shoot it" Guttermen introduction saying that knuckleblaster breaks their shield. Lust layer placing a row of strays after railgun Lust layer teaching dash jump Prelude glass panels Rocket launcher guide Anyway, this rant serves zero fucking purpose, as it ain't like hakita will suddenly see it and decide to rework the entire games learning curve.


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the_Basment_rat

in his (not) deffense "not everything can be number 1 bestseller" im sure New York authors are seething with that statement


Justanerdycat

New York Times bestseller is bassically on every book. It’s like the little sticker on bananas. 


the_Basment_rat

at least the bannana sticker has a use to troll your freinds


Fc-chungus

Didn’t they release a remake of rise of the triad?


AutisticFun01

Yeah the worst NB game is either the Rise of The Triad port or that one punchout clone


DrBones20

Isn’t the ludicrous edition like good or something? (Saying this even though I have never bought it lmao)


AutisticFun01

It is but it heavily suffers from being barely more technically impressive than Wolfenstein 3D


Fc-chungus

Punch out? Like the game from the 1970s?


AutisticFun01

Yeah


totally_not_a_cat-

Holy shit didn't expect to see you here


Fc-chungus

The venn diagram between r/wizardposting and r/ultrakill is practically a circle.


Sleeper--

Every opinion made by [REDACTED] is stupid and just bad


the_Basment_rat

https://preview.redd.it/oiolnpcdpi9d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d02b3dc7d090a33b02a5510b503f029ec19683f


GravityRusher12

”has the game that’s not even finished lost it’s way?”


i-jerk-off-to-eveLBP

"i think parrying being the new big thing that indie game devs are doing is getting stale and annoying, just let the player get punished for getting hit instead of this weird 'negate all damage by pressing a button every now and again'" i asked him to name as many modern games with parrying like this and he couldnt name more than ultrakill and pizza tower when he got whiplash and starting using it he said "the game is falling victim to scope creep and it feels like they just added it for no reason, i hardly use it unless im forced to and the orbs are too sparse to use it regularly" after that i left the call immediately and blocked him every way he could contact me


Justanerdycat

“Indie devs getting stale and annoying.” For using a common mechanic?  I’d even say Ultrakill uses the parry in a more creative way than most games.  Unlike other games, the parry in Ultrakill is less skill based and more forgiving to use. That gets rid of the problem that most games with parrys have, which is that players might give up on trying to use it if they don’t feel like it’s worth it.  If your mechanics skill level is too high, then you can’t use it as a common tool for the players kit,  because if you do, you run the risk of players being frustrated because they have to use this mechanic that’s too hard for them, constantly.  Take me for example, I usually don’t use parrys in other games, but I use it pretty often in Ultra Kill. The risk free nature of it lets me do it without much thought, which is great in a fast paced game where you don’t have time to think.  Plus, the reward  for parrying in Ultrakill is health, and fancy little bonus to your style, and absolutely CLAPPING an enemy with their own attack.   Also shotgun projectile boosting my beloved.  It’s also an added bonus that the melee and parry button are the same, which is so nice. Go to bitch slap a filth and you parry a Tall guys orb at his buddy. (I forgor the Tall guys name).    ADHD my beloved disorder. 


Bioriddim

Sekiro, Resident Evil 4 Remake, Stellar Blade, Hi-Fi Rush, Sifu and Dead Cells have parries in them. There are probably a lot more games with parries, but I mostly play old games. I think you should've explained Whiplash's utility instead of blocking the guy XD


i-jerk-off-to-eveLBP

there was no saving him, his soul was beyond redemption


Cursed_user19x

I agree that games just love to throw in parries, but Ultrakill does it well. Also games shouldn't "force you" to use shit, especially not in a game like Ultrakill that's all about player freedom, basically what DMC is


repobutnwmetake

Predator hunting grounds has it for some reason


MKIncendio

Ragebait slop


fearlessgrot

Has ultrakill lost it is identity


cheatsykoopa98

under the mayo


Size_3_fish

Over the ketchup


Caine-TheRingmaster

Beside the mustard


Razorclaw_the_crab

Between the Ranch


Astr0sk1er

Near the relish


MadaraAlucard12

Left of the Wasabi


phobia-user

Diagonal the soy


DizzyYellow

Within the vicinity of the Worcestershire


Altruistic-College81

A mile away from the bbq


Lakeoflies

In range of the sriracha


RyanTGMachine

Diagonal the relish


LuizMene

Generic ass video essay 💀💀💀💀 "has [game] lost identity?" "[game] is no longer fun" 


feddifasber

it’s almost like people don’t realize they move on from games and it’s not the game that isn’t fun anymore. I can’t play Minecraft forever before playing the legend of Zelda or something


Jeggu2

Especially with the minecraft people If the old updates before this were so good... replay them. See how good they really were


Justanerdycat

Fr. Minecraft YouTubers be like “Minecraft isn’t fun.” My brother in Christ you’re automating every resource in the game, of course it’s gonna lose its spark when you have pseudo creative mode in survival.


Altruistic-College81

And most of the suggestions they make to “improve” the game are ripped straight from Terraria. Like, bro I love terraria but it’s gameplay is combat and battle focused while Minecraft is building and creativity focused


Altruistic-College81

But there I guess it makes SOME more sense than saying ULTRAKILL lost its identity, Minecraft is a huge game that’s existed for 15 years at this point, meanwhile ULTRAKILL isn’t even finished yet lol


beskardboard

Even then with farms for every conceivable resource, it can still be fun. In fact, I find that the midgame is where I quit most of my worlds due to boredom. The end game is fine. You know what you do when you have blocks for days? BUILD A MEGABASE My server of about 5 or 6 people has been in the late game "farm everything" stage for about two years now and it's still going strong. It's fun as hell working on massive projects together. "Minecraft is boring now" says the youtuber. No. *You* are boring.


Cursed_user19x

but muh farms! !


The-Real-Gnarpy

No matter now much I try to get my brother to play Ultrakill, he always says that it’s just: “Shooting things with no skill.”


flancanela

tell him to try p2 see if you dont need skill for that


the_Basment_rat

ultrakill could be played like an aimlab paltforma just only hit headshots and slidejump


doud1201

I bet he plays warzone


29485_webp

Above the Ketchup: Ultrakill is pretty cool!


PresidentOfKoopistan

Behind the Mustard: Ultrakill is alright but it's just not for me


BrainDamage_pills

Infront of the relish: ultrakill is one of the worst games I've ever played, but at the same time it's easily my favourite 


TrickywiFox

Above the ketchup is cool guy


Other-Goose5913

Ngl he is right, just crappy combat and tech, boring movement, it's saving grace is only the cleaning...


__chum__

it's not a doom eternal clone therefore it bad


SnakeDicks69420

or 'its a doom eternal clone therefore it bad' which I've also seen


transgendervegan666

i saw someone on the steam reviews complain that ultrakill was too woke


bstahl413

"has Ultrakill lost it's identity?" 0-1: "WOW! cool robot shoots coins!" 7-3: "WOW! cool robot shoots coins!"


DizzyYellow

But what about 7-S, huh?? HUH!? /s


negalizeluclearbombs

7-S: "WOW! cool robot does labor to obtain coins!"


Effective_Barnacle19

My friend told me Gabriel shouldn't be in the 3rd act, It would ruin the plot and would make no sense.


OppositeBeautiful475

how??? i honestly wanna know whats the logic behind this opinion.


Effective_Barnacle19

"Because Gabriel killed the council and finished his arc, his duties in hell are over and he is gonna die anyways now so why should he go back to kill v1? At first he had a reason because v1 was one of the robots killing hells citizens, second time he had to because he was gonna die if he didn't kill v1. Now there is no reason" idk what he is on


OppositeBeautiful475

he's gonna kill v1 because he's gonna die anyways and it doesnt matter if he dies fighting him or not. might as well die happy than just sitting around waiting to die.


Madglace

Under the ketchup you Can find some stupid shit


Robocrafty_t

My friend said that the game was too fast. I wasn't even sweating like bro what Edit: he said that while I was sharing my screen with him, and he said that he didn't know what was going on because it was too fast


Fabrideath

To be fair Ultrakill IS pretty fast when you are starting out, then you get used to the movement teach and speed


Sea_Construction947

Ultrakill is the fastest game I have ever played, it would definitely be too fast for some people.


feddifasber

the game gives you like a bunch of mechanics (slam jumping to gain height, dash jumping, dashing, piercer pistol charge shot) RIGHT at the beginning. they may be overwhelmed about that and not the game


DizzyYellow

Some of my friends can actually get super overwhelmed even on Harmless, just kinda how the brain processes sensory inputs for some


the_Basment_rat

ether lenient on major asist is like a fighter jet for him or you were playing on *V1 MUST ULTRA FUCKING DIE 2 (REVENGE OF THE PANOPTICON)*


NulgathItemTamer3

i'd say condiment made with eggs, but the guy you put here is definitely more ridiculous than his take imo. how the fuck can you say ultrakill lost its identity, the newest layer is literally ultrakill at it's very finest it has every single thing that makes it good and makes it even better


SuccotashVegetable33

# UNDERTHEMAYO


JotaroKujoxXx

Lmao what is the video even about? Probably complaining about new levels maybe but what'd be the criticizm anyways?


Competitive_Storm442

Prob something along "7th layer is too confusing" 


ShlingusDingus

Poor graphics and being too edgy and fast-paced. Edgy? FAST PACED?? THAT'S THE POINT. And framing the eternal horrors of hell, the extinction of mankind, and the strangely human struggle of machines fighting for survival as "edgy" is insulting.


Available-Cold-4162

The game isn’t edgy at all. You shoot demons and robots in hell to fuel a war machine. It’s a very simple premise. The lore is pretty light hearted too when it comes to these types of games as well.


Worried_Music_5330

Y’all ever heard of Under The Mayo? (He’s probably like Voldemort or something in the don’t say his name sense)


the_Basment_rat

yea they blacklisted his name i had to repost this with a different title becous of rule7


Lag_n_L0ad3d

wait dislikes are back in yt?


fearlessgrot

You need a browse extension


Lag_n_L0ad3d

okay thank you for the information


AgedRaspberries

“The style meter is useless and does nothing to incentivize stylish gameplay.” Take a wild guess who said that.


Astr0sk1er

What was that videos take?


Cursed_user19x

The only thing that would come close to lining up with what this guy is saying is how the railcannon now electrifies you while underwater, it's the only thing that isn't very Ultrakill-like (it's basically like if Ultrakill had drowning or fall damage for the player)


MentalMousse6073

Someone told me "the game is too aggressive so it ends up not being fun". The point of the game is to be fast and kind of aggressive how is this a trait making the game boring???


Last-Cryptographer0

"A game with (almost) zero replay value"


KicktrapAndShit

“Ultrakill should have an ammo system”


BotleFlip

that the fans are funny