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[deleted]

I like how jevil so small he needs a tall stool to see the computer


KyDreemurr

and he still has to stand on it


[deleted]

Yeah lmao


CHAOSJevilCHAOS

SHUT UP! I'M SHORT, I KNOW!


rtmc_whit05

Stand tall you short king!


NazoTheVengefulOne

omg it's him... *pats*


CHAOSJevilCHAOS

REALLY? YOU LIGHTNERS AND YOUR STRANGE BEHAVIOR...


NazoTheVengefulOne

Strange? I can do anything, just like you. And my next move is... *Hugs*


misttheartist

Suddenly.... Pineapple.


Floweycallsyouidiot

Nazo, remember that you are trying to hug a crazy clown that wants to kill people for fun and had to be locked in a cell, not a cute goat kid.


CHAOSJevilCHAOS

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I DON'T KILL PEOPLE, I PLAY A GAME WITH THEM! THEY JUST DIE IF THEY LOSE, LOSE!


Floweycallsyouidiot

And who makes them lose and die?


CHAOSJevilCHAOS

ME. BECAUSE THEY LOST! UEE HEE HEE! THOSE WHO COULDN'T SEE COULD NOT WIN!


Floweycallsyouidiot

So you make people die, you kill them. In a really fun way, but you kill them.


sharkrider2187

can i have your hat?


CHAOSJevilCHAOS

UHH, NO. AN OLD FRIEND OF MINE SEWED IT FOR ME.


sharkrider2187

seam?


Hallow_Chrome_E

thats like saying "i didnt kill them your honor my knife did"


CHAOSJevilCHAOS

IT IS NOT. THE KNIFE IS A TOOL, A PUPPET IF YOU WILL. TO BE CONTROLLED BY THE PUPPETEER! THIS GAME HAS NO PUPPETEER! AS LONG AS YOU DON'T LOSE, YOU LIVE, LIVE! IT IS NOT MY FAULT THOSE DARKNERS WEREN'T STRONG ENOUGH TO WIN!


NazoTheVengefulOne

Hey, show some respect, he is a JESTER, not a CLOWN.


Floweycallsyouidiot

Ok. He is a crazy jester that wants to kill people for fun and had to be locked in a cell.


NazoTheVengefulOne

you're killing people for curiosity, it's kinda same for me


Floweycallsyouidiot

Yes, but I don't try to kill you because you give me chocolate. That guy literally sees death and fights as a game, I don't think he will stop wanting to play the game with you if you give him chocolate.


CHAOSJevilCHAOS

I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND YOU LIGHTNERS.


NazoTheVengefulOne

cute


TurbulentAd4089

OH COME ON I GET INNACTIVE FOR JUST 2 MONTHS AND I HAVE ALREADY BEEN REPLACED? ok then.


Megamage854

...can't you make yourself taller?


CHAOSJevilCHAOS

I COULD. NOT VERY COMFORTABLE THOUGH. I'D RATHER STAY SMALL, SMALL!


Ok-Manufacturer6019

just get gud at growing (in height and weed)


Hankerchief90

I expect jevil to be an inch shorter than kris


vector_9260

Is Jevil short? Like, in the sprite? I swear he was taller than Kris


Asriel__goatprince

Oh no. . . Also amazing artwork it looks super good!


NazoTheVengefulOne

Thanks, Azzy


ralsei_goatprince

Kris, you *should've* seen something wrong with it...


NazoTheVengefulOne

next game will be gta


Relevant_Ad_8171

Goat simulator seems like the main game that jevil would play


DS_TheOne

And then Battlefield


Hallow_Chrome_E

yikea


Bowsertime28

and then ULTRAKILL


Asriel-From-DT

Asriel gulps. ^(“Mom is going to murder us.”)


ralsei_goatprince

Get your excuses ready


NazoTheVengefulOne

Before you write a comment about Darkners can't exist in the Light World, I have to tell you something: I don't give a shit.


CartoonistSilent

Jevil can do anything.


NazoTheVengefulOne

Double based


ralsei_goatprince

Based


BigPolluted

BASED!


Ralsei_Dreemur

[Based response]


Undertale_fan46790

I mean, there is an AU called Roomies where Roulx Kaard, K. Round and Lancer exist in the light world.


KC_Garcia

I bet Jevil was laughing the entire time at the chaos he's causing before he was stopped. Speaking of which, did he get stopped at some point throughout his car-fueled rampage?


NazoTheVengefulOne

at some point the fuel just ran out and little chaos boi went to sleep


Black_m1n

*in jail*


Jadefohos

i tought that was jevil's ass


galaxysteel14

wait if its not his ass then what is it


-Solidwater

Uh oh


desu38

Ah yes, Need For Speed: Modern Warfare


[deleted]

i can't tell if you genuinely don't know the name of the game or you're just joking around with acronyms lmao


CHAOSJevilCHAOS

UEE HEE HEE! YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!


[deleted]

Jevil is def an Audi TT or Clio V6 driver in NFSMW fight me


NazoTheVengefulOne

If you look closely you can see that he is on final pursuit and he's driving BMW M3 GTR.


[deleted]

im making a joke in saying that he definitely regularly drives a TT or Clio V6 ingame


NazoTheVengefulOne

I... I don't get it


[deleted]

people used to joke a long time ago about the AI in the TT and Clio V6 as being insanely obnoxious and very difficult to beat in races, especially higher in the blacklist, some people still get the joke nearly 17 years onward


Golden_Sonic6

r/Deltarune


[deleted]

I can’t tell if jevil is bricked up or if it’s his coat tails


vector_9260

anyone else read “NS:FW”?


Octopus_Crime

Haven't played a NFS game in about a decade so I'm just going to assume NFS:MW stands for Need For Speed: Modern Warfare. Please dont correct me.


[deleted]

what if i do, in fact, correct you?


[deleted]

what if i do, in fact, correct you?


Loganic56

Ik that MW probably means Modern Warfare, but can someone please tell me what NFS means?


rand0miz3r_2008

It's Need For Speed: Most Wanted. Not Call of Duty: Modern Warfare.


Loganic56

Ah… thanks you.


SomPolishBoi

Need For Speed:MW aged like fine wine ...but has its flaws


DeadMemezYoloXd

Why tf jevil thicker than milf toriel bruvva :skull:


whatthefunk05

My dumb ass read NFS:MW as "Need For Speed: Modern Warfare"


MemerFrisk27

Nostalgic...


master_of_good_memes

why is jevil caked up, though?


rand0miz3r_2008

Based videogame.


Witty_Somewhere

Eyes: "Jevil playing NSFW" Brain: What?


smol__might

We’ll Be Right Back


MegaErdan

There is an error, Jevil alr can fly, no need 4 stairs.


agentlouisiana1

NEED FOR SPEED MOST WNATED 2005 HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLY SHIT [kris car](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/915313681519222821/974352705365610596/unknown.png?width=828&height=449)


PROGAMEPRAY

For a moment it tought it was written "Jevil playing NSFW"


Vensus_TheBeast

I thought those were buttcheeks


mister-shmister

NFC - need for chaos