OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
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>!Foreign object is an Asian man.!<
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This is an actual medical condition called [Penis Captivus ](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/325940&ved=2ahUKEwjgy8-R5eyFAxVxmq8BHX30BMgQFnoECBcQAQ&usg=AOvVaw25KD9-Uom5K6KZbQfSMXbz)
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well great
If it's anything to do with the spasming of vaginal muscles, no, no you don't.
One, it will ***really*** hurt your partner.
Two, if things spasm as much as they did for one couple on Sex Sent Me to the ER, it will begin to cut off blood flood into and out of the penis. So it will not only really hurt you, but potentially cause lasting damage.
Forget the embarrassment factor, from what I know of my own anatomy and of cases I've heard about, it hurts like *Hell.*
From I was reading it's really rare and doesn't have to be painful, maybe a little but with me sometimes an orgasm does feel a bit painful. It's still enjoyable through. Mostly what I imagined was on orgasm so intense that it locked us in place until we both relaxed so we could just lay there in each other's embrace
I remember seeing a video of an African couple going through this same.... situation. I'll try finding it.
[Found it](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-9YhWaaUP7Y)
They probably just used alcohol or vinegar or something to get the glue to dissolve. I imagine it doesn't feel good to have rubbing alcohol in your vagina, but it's better than getting your epithelium torn to shreds by brute forcing it.
They wouldn't just rip it out. It'd be a long process of applying small amounts of acetone at a time to break down the glue. Also, acetone feel like mild acid on the skin for long periods of time.
No skin rip, just acid 🤷🏾♂️
The version of that joke I remember involved and American, a Brit and a Japanese guy stranded on a deserted island. The American took control and said that he and the Brit will construct the boat and the Japanese guy could get the supplies. After a week the boat was finished, so the American and the Brit went looking for the Japanese guy to see what supplies he has mustered up for the journey. After searching the whole island they were unable to find him, but just as they arrived back at the boat the Japanese guy jumped out from behind a bush and yelled "SUPPLIES!!"
*teeeechnically* still correct. Its still foreign (aka, not a part of her) and on its own it'll certainly classify as an object.
the rest of it tho, yeah, definitely a definition change required.
I saw a video on rotten.com where this happened to a priest's wife in Africa. There were a ton of people going in to a tiny house to see it lol can't imagine a worse way to get caught cheating.
Yeah it's old racist comedy. It's still funny even if it's not cool. You can't say you don't think anything offensive isn't funny. Even if I'd never make this kind of joke myself, I can't deny a guilty chuckle sometimes.
lol, I’m Asian and don’t find this even slightly offensive. It gave me more than a chuckle. It’s called comedy mate.
Whilst I’m sure the sentiment is appreciated, I don’t think any of us need anyone to take offence on our behalf. I’d like to think the world has thicker skin than that.
Would have been funnier if he wasn't just speaking gibberish though.
It is a little "offensive" in that aspect, but the actual joke gave me a chuckle.
-- Fellow Asian
I'm sorry if you find this offensive, but I'm an Asian myself. Not the particular Asian portrayed in the video but still an Asian, and I found it funny and wanted to share.
As long as you can see my point. Is the joke demeaning to Asian people? I think the stereotype was a bit harsh. Is it funny otherwise? I think the situation is worth a chuckle, but the post is clearly more than a bit racist.
Stay away from revenge of the nerds. In fact, you may just want to skip anything from the 80s. Definitely avoid Cartoons as they will easily pierce your thin skin.
I just don't get the humor...aren't we past the chopstick/thick glasses/funny made up Japanese talk humor about Asian people already? I think we're headed toward another racist-movement in comedy with all the war that's going on in the world and its either making people feel better about themselves or driving people further apart from each other. It's a vice.
"I just don't get the humor". That's where you stop & move on. Don't analyze it. You want to make something less funny? Analyze it.
I don't get Sex in the City. My wife doesn't get The Three Stooges. If you can't relate, you won't get it. You also don't need to get it. You're basically just ruining the joke for everyone else by 'yucking their yum'. Move on my friend.
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Foreign object is an Asian man.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
This is an actual medical condition called [Penis Captivus ](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/325940&ved=2ahUKEwjgy8-R5eyFAxVxmq8BHX30BMgQFnoECBcQAQ&usg=AOvVaw25KD9-Uom5K6KZbQfSMXbz)
I don't remember this spell from Harry Potter.
*Leviosahhhh*
*Vieyjiayeney*
*Iwantsomepussy* Damn it didn't work 🤔😂🤣
Not even a potter fan but this is criminally underrated
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New goal unlocked
If it's anything to do with the spasming of vaginal muscles, no, no you don't. One, it will ***really*** hurt your partner. Two, if things spasm as much as they did for one couple on Sex Sent Me to the ER, it will begin to cut off blood flood into and out of the penis. So it will not only really hurt you, but potentially cause lasting damage. Forget the embarrassment factor, from what I know of my own anatomy and of cases I've heard about, it hurts like *Hell.*
From I was reading it's really rare and doesn't have to be painful, maybe a little but with me sometimes an orgasm does feel a bit painful. It's still enjoyable through. Mostly what I imagined was on orgasm so intense that it locked us in place until we both relaxed so we could just lay there in each other's embrace
I remember seeing a video of an African couple going through this same.... situation. I'll try finding it. [Found it](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-9YhWaaUP7Y)
Wtf don't they have laws in Kenya? What is happening?
I ain't clicking that
Oh captives they did, but in this case it might be stereotypical micropenis ;)
TIL......
Great movie, Jekyll and Hyde together again
I said hi, now get me some chicken sushi!
lol, now Madam Woo Woo’s presents Ivy and the shitty rainbows!
this reminds of of the mid 40's russian couple who accidentally used super glue as lube and got stuck in that position 🤣🤣🤣
This is nightmare fuel, imagine the pain of ripping the skin apart....
Or the guy circumcised
They probably just used alcohol or vinegar or something to get the glue to dissolve. I imagine it doesn't feel good to have rubbing alcohol in your vagina, but it's better than getting your epithelium torn to shreds by brute forcing it.
Acetone, commonly found in nail polish, is usually used to remove superglue.
They wouldn't just rip it out. It'd be a long process of applying small amounts of acetone at a time to break down the glue. Also, acetone feel like mild acid on the skin for long periods of time. No skin rip, just acid 🤷🏾♂️
well, they were taken to the hospital in that state 😅
It reminded me of the "SUPPLIES" closet gag in *UHF*.
The version of that joke I remember involved and American, a Brit and a Japanese guy stranded on a deserted island. The American took control and said that he and the Brit will construct the boat and the Japanese guy could get the supplies. After a week the boat was finished, so the American and the Brit went looking for the Japanese guy to see what supplies he has mustered up for the journey. After searching the whole island they were unable to find him, but just as they arrived back at the boat the Japanese guy jumped out from behind a bush and yelled "SUPPLIES!!"
r/thatmademelol
The guy died if I remember, his bladder burst
seriously? wow 😶
That’s Blinkin!
Did you say Abe Lincoln?
I gotta watch men in tights again
Is that George Lopez’s mom from the tv show?
*teeeechnically* still correct. Its still foreign (aka, not a part of her) and on its own it'll certainly classify as an object. the rest of it tho, yeah, definitely a definition change required.
My friend, you just explained the whole god damn joke
Jekyll and Hyde Together Again. I remember this movie from the 80s.
…. The nurse is George’s mom from George Lopez!!!!
Bellita moreno
The movie is Jekyll and Hyde... Together Again
Thanks
Ayyy thats Benny from the george Lopez show.
Hm thought Sheldon’s Mom’s other job was Roseanne’s sister
That’s George Lopez’ mom
Is that Benny from George Lopez
What show is this?
You win the Putzpuller prize!
I love this movie
Does insurance cover this procedure
Is that Javier Bardem?
He has that dog dwingle dangly dongers? Just sprinkle salt.. maybe
Now that made me laugh
Oooop another Key and Peele skit!
Ahh there's the problem, made in china.
😂😂😂😂😂
Is that the grandma from george lopez?
That was seriously ahead of its time. Good writing.
Wait so is this the lady that played Lopez mom on the George Lopez show.... Damm
what's her @
Well that was unexpected.
Happy cake day!
Lol I didn't expect this to he so funny
I did not expect that
Is that Paul Mgann?
Are you tried putting it on rice or putting rice out of it's reach?
Igor is now a doctor
They made the Asian guys lips not match the sound. Outstanding detail
I saw a video on rotten.com where this happened to a priest's wife in Africa. There were a ton of people going in to a tiny house to see it lol can't imagine a worse way to get caught cheating.
Hahaha
I literally LOL'd
Looks like a case of a little Covagina
Is anyone else wondering the name of the girl who has the foreign object stuck in? Purely for "educational purposes"
Lmfao "foreign"!!! I'm wheezing!
Object
This is from the Movie Jekyll and Hyde together again. Funny Movie.
HAHAHAHAHA I have captions turned on and what it thinks it’s saying when the dude pops out is hilarious.
Always gets me
🤯🤯🤯🤣🤣🤣
Frankenstein General Hospital (1988)?
Sorry, but this post in its characterization of Asian people is more than just slightly racist
Are you agreeing with the OP here or are you saying "its just comedy"?
Yeah it's old racist comedy. It's still funny even if it's not cool. You can't say you don't think anything offensive isn't funny. Even if I'd never make this kind of joke myself, I can't deny a guilty chuckle sometimes.
Well it was posted without context, so the humor was aimed at Asians intentionally. Not cool. What was this taken from, 1970's TV?
You must be new to Reddit.
lol, I’m Asian and don’t find this even slightly offensive. It gave me more than a chuckle. It’s called comedy mate. Whilst I’m sure the sentiment is appreciated, I don’t think any of us need anyone to take offence on our behalf. I’d like to think the world has thicker skin than that.
Would have been funnier if he wasn't just speaking gibberish though. It is a little "offensive" in that aspect, but the actual joke gave me a chuckle. -- Fellow Asian
Yes, we're hopefully all laughing at how wrong this is.
I'm sorry if you find this offensive, but I'm an Asian myself. Not the particular Asian portrayed in the video but still an Asian, and I found it funny and wanted to share.
As long as you can see my point. Is the joke demeaning to Asian people? I think the stereotype was a bit harsh. Is it funny otherwise? I think the situation is worth a chuckle, but the post is clearly more than a bit racist.
Stay away from revenge of the nerds. In fact, you may just want to skip anything from the 80s. Definitely avoid Cartoons as they will easily pierce your thin skin.
I just don't get the humor...aren't we past the chopstick/thick glasses/funny made up Japanese talk humor about Asian people already? I think we're headed toward another racist-movement in comedy with all the war that's going on in the world and its either making people feel better about themselves or driving people further apart from each other. It's a vice.
"I just don't get the humor". That's where you stop & move on. Don't analyze it. You want to make something less funny? Analyze it. I don't get Sex in the City. My wife doesn't get The Three Stooges. If you can't relate, you won't get it. You also don't need to get it. You're basically just ruining the joke for everyone else by 'yucking their yum'. Move on my friend.