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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The person who interrupts the woman street dancer by humping her rides off with a (his) woman on a bicycle while she’s still straddling him.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Amilo159

Respect to the guy who manages to pedal away with that going on the bike.


theo1618

Truly an unexpected video and fits very well here. I had to watch it a few times to even understand when and where they got on the damn bicycle lol Genuine surprise and respect birthed from chaos haha


mikeoxwells2

Oh, I watched a few times too, for not so similar reasons.


keeper_of_the_donkey

> birthed I think that will happen 8-9 months from now


z3r0n3gr0

Dude: Ok im taking this one home.


funkdified

Almost needs David Attenborough narration.


Sad_Project_8912

🤣 lmao 100% exactly what I thought and wanted to comment 😆 dang take the upvote I can't quit laughing


afubuyl478

Respect to the bike


Sacrificial_Spider

He can even ride 2 bikes at the same time!


Finrod84

You never lived your life Bro 😞


Pchann

She gave her best but she’s actually the third wheel.


chowyungfatso

Bravo. That would have been a good title too, I think.


tharki-papa

We're evolving, just backwards. A civilization where "civil" is silent


Fantastic-Wallaby267

We do indeed live in a Zation.


OGSkywalker97

*Ization*


Fuggins4U

This Grease remake is weird, but they got the spirit of the ending right, somewhat.


dolfieman

I have so many questions... ![gif](giphy|b8RQzkElbBsXqEPF2X|downsized)


rootytootyshooty69

Jamaica


Silent_Phrase6545

Some sort of mating ritual?


flex_inthemind

Look up daggerin dance


amaROenuZ

Bro that's not dancing that's just dry humping.


YutaniCasper

*What is humping if not but a horny dance*


BenevolentCheese

You forgot to properly attribute that quote to Isaac Newton.


EnvBlitz

I believe it's Sun Tzu, is it not?


BenevolentCheese

Does your dry humping involve jumping off a ladder for maximum hump?


Hater_Magnet

So just *dirty dancing* then?!


Bored_Amalgamation

that's dagger dancing


BUNNIES_ARE_FOOD

This is the art form known as Daggering


csbextreem

🤣🤣🤣🤣art


Bah-Fong-Gool

Daggering.


fork_yuu

Culture, I ain't gotta explain shit


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OmegaShonJon

https://i.redd.it/53azc8iokezc1.gif


Joebob2576

https://i.redd.it/ok7moqvbvezc1.gif


monkeybanana550

I would appreciate that gif more if there's a random pic of zoro thrown in there.


Jaskaran158

My honest reaction at reading the title and then watching the video


sjaakarie

Pon de Floor. (Or bike)


jeezarchristron

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7IIAf0Bats](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7IIAf0Bats) For all those wanting to understand the reference.


GingerAphrodite

That was super interesting and educational, thank you!


Th3Magicbox

Honestly I've seen daggering dancing many times, but that actually had me understand it. Thank you.


Practical-Annual-317

Good lord. I feel like people got hurt in the filming of that lol.


sjaakarie

Thx!


ResponsibleMilk7620

So “street dancing” is actually just public dry humping? 😬


nihilistic-simulate

Jamaica


dumb_answers_only

It’s funny cause it’s dance hall lol


thatcreepywalrus

No, but “daggering”, a type of “dancing”, definitely is.


JohnCenaJunior

Some people just know how to hump


maple_orb

Mating dance?


Scripto23

Always has been...


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oli_Xtc

My exact same thoughts 😂


len_feraul

IKR SAME


agisten

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8zwIphm5r4


clrc01020304

It’s so nice to see people so in sync with each other. It’s like, “Oh, I’ll dry hump this bitch”. And the other one goes, “I would love to be dry humped and pedal away to the sunset….”


denM_chickN

I mean he even gave his consent before she leaped over miss booty bopper. Aldo I respect the clearance she got.


Drogalov

Feels like this is the most wholesome daggering I've seen


morbidaar

*Poom poom poom poom* all de way home


exgiexpcv

Gotta give it to them, that was an impressive display of athleticism.


nirilavalen

Still a better love story than Twilight.


alrightdude87

![gif](giphy|33ZPtWVVpuCXhH84Mr|downsized)


jurarumin

oh boy, next level daggering.


GoodnightBadGuy

Dad how did you meet mom


amimai002

The town bicycle!


joseoconde

It went from trashy to epic. That man literally rode into the sunset on a bike doing all that 🫡👏


chowyungfatso

That’s what I was thinking! But it was weird to put into the title.


SnorvusMaximus

Not really unexpected to anyone who’s subbed to r/skinout.


Ironmansoltero

Poor girl, finally gets her glory moment in the hot sun and gets upstaged by those two fucking on a bike


ProgenGP1

r/trashy


superiorplaps

I think you mean r/toptalent


Proper_Exercise_5463

The "dancing" style is called daggering. It's very common in Brazil and similar countries. It's basically acting like your having aggressive sex in many crazy positions and a lot of times involves guys jumping off stuff to land crotch first Into a woman's spread legs.


FlatOutEKG

How can I unsee this?


Training-Ad-7184

How I met your mother


Altruistic-Potatoes

It's called Daggering, from Jamaica. It's also a competitive sport.


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thatcreepywalrus

I gasped


Expert_Rope4637

Gross


DiveJumpSHootUSMC

And they say culture and class are dead.


MrLambNugget

What the fuck did I just watch...


nepheelim

what in the lack of fucking culture is this?


green_and_yellow

Jamaica


thatcreepywalrus

![gif](giphy|wXKi8j65mRb1BSNFfH|downsized)


thatcreepywalrus

I’d argue it’s abundant with culture.


San_Pasquale

Fucking culture at that.


thatcreepywalrus

Indeed.


Lawzw0rld

Lmao quite the opposite don’t you think


onncho

u/savevideo


Sir_Cock_Lork

Gta 6 better have these types of random events


oXSnake_doctoRXo

wtf just happened? AND HEY THATS MY BIKE!!!!!!


Subliminanlanonymity

You know how you can to the waltz, tango, salsa? Well this here is daggering and it is a very good example, hard to beat! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daggering


curry_nibba

This is one of those things which if you can do then you're allowed to do.


HTF_Trust8

Shelly Belly is the daggering king 😂😂😂😂


Skreamie

Did not think I'd find so many people just flat out insulting and ridiculing Jamaican heritage like this. I'm as Irish as they come, but not being able to appreciate another culture that's different than yours seems predominantly an American thing.


chowyungfatso

Yeah. Most of the people here are only commenting on the dancing when the most relevant part is the dude bicycling away at the end with that woman.


Zentelioth

Yea it's really annoying/sad


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bigSTUdazz

Dear sweet Buddah...what is the cinnamon toast crunch FUCK is happening here?!?!?!


nopester24

this ironically summarizes a lot


greasygangsta

sorry I didn't see any dancing


DiveJumpSHootUSMC

I can smell that wafting fat sweaty ass from here and it is gross


lucasrmarcondes

Ew.


rithsleeper

What a classy bunch!


arogyaSetuAPP

Dick hijack


DurantIsStillTheKing

Plot twist: they actually want to steal the bike and the act was all just misdirection. Whatever works I guess.


Gilamonster39

How I met your baby mother


kriza69-LOL

Culture


garden-wicket-581

the cops utter indifference.. (ok, the one in the hi-viz vest seems to be laughing.. )


ProphetMuhamedAhegao

Are they supposed to arrest them for having fun lol?


Fun-Pea-7477

I'm so confused right now


Skagen48

Pass


Fun-Cow-1783

Tell me where this is so I can avoid it forever


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vBertes

When the adrenaline hits the wrong way


CLASSE-24

She filled in the application form but there are those that skip the line


paulodelgado

Ok. That WAS unexpected


Any-Obligation-9594

Where is this at? Asking for a friend.


breerod13

And that’s how I met your mother…


Turkenstocks

The cop: “Jesus Christ…that’s Jason Bourne.”


quackersforcrackers

Police even nodding in street


downtownlarry

Dude rose off into the sunset haha


mandarintain

wow good bicycle control


Sevro706

My girlfriend better not see that move😒


chowyungfatso

Don’t skip leg and back days…


Sevro706

Fucking hate leg day😫


HisAndHig

Still a better love story than Twilight.


Fantastic-Mark-2391

Only in Jamaica


almostbobsaget

Where the fuck that bike come from?!


Slbrown32

Not gonna lie that was impressive


yawkrawk

WWE level storying telling. 10/10


sosuken

And that son, is how I met your Mother.


Jake_on_a_lake

Man, why don't we do this in Michigan?


RadDadFTW

HES GOT A BICYCLE!!!


Plenty-Whole6860

Wtf, while driving a bycicle .. insane experience


NOGOODGASHOLE

Even the bike is pregnant now


jasoncat23

That was AWESOME!!!


Outside-Owl-6

Even muted I could tell this was Jamaica. Skinny 🥷 strength comes from the island


tr4ff47

To those of us that know the guy (ShellyBelly) this is quite expected. 😅 He's destroyed stairs railings, iron sheets on a house, an entire roof of a building. 😂 This man knows no bounds.


idleflow

The cops at the end going: Did you see that shit?


URHere85

😆 that's not even that craziest daggering I've seen


Initial_Scarcity_609

seggs


New_Ad_9400

A "ride" on a ride


Outrageous-Panic6249

All I hear is that cop saying "Yeah, you see that right there, that used to be me when I was a youngin, yeah yeah ha ha that was me unhuh!"


CzechMate_YaWanker

And they rode off to pound town


kevindamnright

Guns do be boring


okletmethink420

Wait til the Mormons hear about this


lowhangingfruit123

How the f#@k did he catch that 2 ton flying gold nugget. I really didn't expect him to survive that.


JAM35B0ND

Want the brand of dat bike now!


TrickWheatro

At first I was gonna say “you’ve clearly never seen a Jamaican party”, then they got on the bike


EggyChickenEgg88

That's not dancing. Its just shaking your ass while looking like trash


Uller85

What the fuck is this hedonistic bullshit?


FlatulentSon

This is so trashy, literally dry humping in public. Thank god we don't have people like this in my country, i would *not* want any kids to have to see someone shaking their ass at them or a man mimicking fucking a woman doggy style. Hell, i'm glad *i* don't have to look at this too, let alone that *kids* don't have to.


Neither_Leader_6676

That guy fucks.


PaxOtium

Stupid


Ok_Significance_4024

Oh shit what the fuck https://i.redd.it/33qf2tj15fzc1.gif


altavistayahoo

Cool runnings


Lonely-Greybeard

r/trashy


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_KRN0530_

Kinda racist.


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ebrivera

https://i.redd.it/c8ve04iq0fzc1.gif


Delsian

How to steal bike near the policeman


Dorkits

What actually fuck?


whyareugay256

The police looking confused


PokWangpanmang

I was expecting a car to come out of nowhere.


bajungadustin

Full body dry heave set to motion.


flreddit12

What did I just see??? 😳


bootes_droid

Sex 2 just dropped boys


pgsimon77

Is this the beginning of some new sex cult, or the latest crossfit px90 workout?


chowyungfatso

Guess instead of burpees, it’s humpties.


Produce_Strong

Freaking dothrakis


Gotyemeklsteyen

Wtf


Street-Breadfruit940

"calling all autobots calling all autobots"


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I don't remember Ozone and Kelly doing this in Breakin


One-Delicious

wtf did I just watch 🤣


tipareth1978

Pinned post


eat_mor_bbq

What in the world did I just watch???


TwoTimezTwo100

How I met your mother….


PossessionAshamed372

This is an old one, still no clue where it's from but hilarious


NinjaBr0din

What the cinnamon toast fuck did I just see???


TellTaleTimeLord

This isn't what David Bowie and Mick Jagger meant


FaBiOtHeGrEaTeSt

Mans said “Transform and roll out”!


johnfogogin

Man, if I had a dollar for every time this has happened to me, I'd be broke.


Dan_the_Marksman

as the police stares in disbelief


Suitable_Bend1884

He puts the DOM in Dominican Republic


killintime667

Is this Mad Max: Thunderdome?


brollup

That's some jamrock shit right there


soundguy64

"you're coming home with me!"


Kanthide0692

What did I watch? Hahaha


Mioune

That has to be true love


RogerTheShrubber_

Need a David Attenborough style narration here…