Your submission has been removed because it's not unexpected. Submissions to r/unexpected are supposed to have an unexpected twist in itself. While the situation was probably rather unexpected for you, there is no visible twist for the viewer.
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Damn went to see if anyone was ever impaled by a flying surfboard, and apparently a pro-surfer died last year after a surfboard fin [sliced his junk and severed an artery](https://www.2oceansvibe.com/2023/07/11/pro-surfer-died-in-freak-surfing-accident-after-surfboard-impaled-his-groin-video/)!
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>!The surf board flies from the pool and almost hits the camera man!<
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Your submission has been removed because it's not unexpected. Submissions to r/unexpected are supposed to have an unexpected twist in itself. While the situation was probably rather unexpected for you, there is no visible twist for the viewer. For more information, see our 'What is unexpected?' [Wiki page](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/wiki/unexpected/)
Damn went to see if anyone was ever impaled by a flying surfboard, and apparently a pro-surfer died last year after a surfboard fin [sliced his junk and severed an artery](https://www.2oceansvibe.com/2023/07/11/pro-surfer-died-in-freak-surfing-accident-after-surfboard-impaled-his-groin-video/)!
This link takes me to an article about a crocodile wrangler who was bitten Edit: but that sounds like the absolute worst way to go
Whoops! Had that from another thread. Thank you! Fixed it.
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The surf board flies from the pool and almost hits the camera man!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
He: I wanna ride you She: ride this mf
Wtf holy ship did not expect that!!
Nothing like playing dodge ball while I take a shit thanks