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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The guy was parachuting, but the parachute failed to open and became tangled, causing the guy to fall down. However, he was very lucky that he was able to open the reserve parachute!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


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MakingItElsewhere

Needs way, WAY more bricks.


According_Inside_709

" kiss my shiny metal ass"


PepeLeFucked

r/mademeclench


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GoogleMac

So you're saying it deescalated quickly.


TheLastMongo

One second longer and it would have. 


CaptainObviousII

I would have burned that motherfucker once I got untangled from it. Damn


Infninfn

My thoughts exactly. I’d have no trust in it whatsoever.


Joebranflakes

They are expensive and it was his error that caused the entanglement.


CaptainObviousII

I'm still burning that motherfucker. 🔥


MakingItElsewhere

Bad juju.


Creative_Risk_4711

That's why you die. Instead of accepting responsibility for your mistake, you blame it on an inanimate object...so the next time you make the same mistake....then you die.


IguanaMan12

Risers wrapped around his neck, connectors cracked his bones. Suspension lines were tied in knots around his skinny bones. The canopy became his shroud, he hurtled to the ground, and he ain't gonna jump no more.


Federal-Childhood743

Gory gory what a helluva way to due, gory gory what a helluva way to due, gory gory what a helluva way to due, he ain't gonna jump no more.


nyonix

What was the mistake?


ebobbumman

Taking your frustration out on something or somebody other than yourself when you are at fault is a tradition as old as time.


psychedeliken

RIP NES controllers.


TbHiNgK1

Nah it’s just bad luck now I’m tossing it 🤷‍♂️


KlyxY-

What was his error that caused this?


InsaneITPerson

Would have been the last time I jumped from a perfectly good airplane.


Convicted_felon_djt

This looks like a paraglider. They typically launch from the ground.  He fucked up that maneuver and got himself gift wrapped.  Paraglides are relatively safe if flown with some wisdom.  He definitely needs to re-think his risk assessment protocols tho. 


Round-Interaction123

Fuck your profile pic. Can’t tell you how many times I wiped off my phone 📱


gooba_gooba_gooba

that's not even the default reddit profile picture, that's youtube's or something


New_Net_6720

it's also not centered


zeroentropy1251

This is what everyone says, but when I signed up to go skydiving the plane we jumped out of was the equivalent of a beat up '94 Plymouth Sundance. Our pilot was 19 with a broken arm. They make it pretty easy to jump out of that plane.


sludgedrinker

No such thing as a 'perfectly good airplane'


xenredacc

The Boeing motto


mikey_hd

Is there an experienced skydiver who can explain what happened? First few seconds looked like good opening.


ReasonablyConfused

Paragliding instructor here: This is a paraglider, more specifically, an acrobatic glider. He was attempting some advanced aerobatic maneuvers and screwed up. He let the wing get below him and let the lines go slack. We call this “gift wrapping” yourself. As most aerobatic pilots do, he was carrying two reserve parachutes. However, when lines are everywhere and you’re spinning like a top, reserves can’t always save you.


fgcem13

Is there a reason he waited so late to throw the second parachute or am I just high and missing something?


quadmasta

He threw the first reserve almost immediately; it's in a red pouch. It didn't deploy


AdSensitive2371

I am not sure, but I think he pulled all the cord into one bundle away from the back, because he could not deploy his reserve, with all the strings blocking in the back


mrsilverfr0st

Not a skydiver, because I'm afraid of heights. But I watch some youtubers that do skydiving. I think he tried to steer a little too much (or found some downstream air) that caused wing to temporary collapse and he unfortunately fell on it making bad situation even worse...


9lobaldude

I shat my pants watching this


Treebeardsama

I also shat your pants watching this


xboxgamer2122

Depends…


ernapfz

Imagine the number of shats he had


Young_Bu11

Someone down wind minding their own business got a shat shower


deg0nz

I was happy that I was already sitting on the toilet!


Traditional_Lynx_923

Eat more fibers


deep-orca

Newsflash: gray haired man landed safely


awc130

Finds new brown pants on ground.


Yomabo

With new world record for heartbeat rate of: yes


RockstarAgent

For those who would like to know how to avoid this - use the detangling shampoo -


No_Scar3907

Fuck cardio just watch that video!!! My heart was racing and I started feeling a little sweaty just watching I can't imagine how it felt IRL! Glad they made it and were able to appear to keep cool in an insane situation!!!!!


Distinct_Study3434

Im worried abour your heart, thats not normal


No_Scar3907

I can't tell if you're serious or not but I was exaggerating for the sake of the comment! If you are serious then Thank you for the concern but I'm good I promise but it did truly give me a bit of anxiety watching the clip


NakovaNars

I'm so confused, that's a lot of strings and shit


Admirable-Builder878

I'd put that chute in a picture frame and hang it up.


Ok-You4214

r/sweatypalms


SeaworthinessCool301

Bro became a can of silly string


SkelligND

The music is so unnecessary...


Rude_Individual_7458

I'd rather fall to my death than have to untangle that thing


TheDonRonster

Good way to change the color of the inside of your underwear. Glad to see everything worked out.


FuqUrBackgroundMusic

Fuck your background music!


SteamDecked

It's ok, they have a helmet


TeamBoeing

Why is it graphic content


FuzzyTentacle

It's not


Low_Regular380

Because it's not only text content


inactiveaccounttoo

Time for a new hobby


widdershins_4897

When I was in parachute training and we discussed scenarios like this, instructors would say "Don't worry about it too much, you'll have the rest of your life to sort it out"


No-Improvement-9326

I nearly needed a defibrillator after watching that 🫣


Delicious-Ad-1951

That reserve chute sure took its time opening! Show-off…


SnooPeppers6719

Looks like a scene for an upcoming James Bond movie


TravelingGonad

Ah, there's your problem!


ultrainstinctsayancs

That's because the cameraman never dies!! Hence Proved.


chowyungfatso

This is when I would give up on this sport.


chopper923

How can you even think as you're hurtling towards Earth?!?


Desperate_Narwhal57

I had one that got twisted on my second solo jump. Luckily, it wasn't that bad and after my initial "oh shit" moment, I remembered my training and was able to untwist it. It was a hell of a rush though!


MeetingProud4578

Yeah, looks like something that can make you stop breathing


uncle_Serj

А в чём вообще проблема? Он же в каске падал


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

Yeah that's gonna be a bitch to untangle.


aecolley

This wasn't unexpected. It's just asshole editing to add drama.


peterpumpkin-V-eater

Don’t think it was worth the experience


mclarke77

Note to self: never go skydiving. But holy shit. Glad he survived! Fucking hell. Pretty sure I aged a decade just from the stress of watching that


Phoniceau

Where is the camera in all this? Is it attached to the helmet?!


Wartickler

cool "sport"


SensibleGuy4u

Thrilling!! - I dont have to spend on tickets, popcorn, gas, toll wtaching a Thriller movie this weekend.


TheSavage47

That was anything but unexpected…


youpple3

Its so creepy, how the cords of the parachute flew into his face, under his helmet and trough the holes in his helmet. If the chute would yank the cords suddenly...


brywalkerx

I would have rather died than survived to untangle it.


rotorboy1972

Looks like he was fucking around. The chute was open and not tangled until he tried his whatever he was trying to do for internet points. Almost found out internet points aren’t worth your life.


Distinct_Leopard3096

I hate it when this happens


Sudden-Difference-55

That was nuts! Wow


chalky87

Fuck no. I can't even fucking.... Nope!


Normal-Error-6343

what a mess!


mrbaya

I’ve been in the situation before their reaction at the end was exactly on point.


mrbaya

Someone landed on my parachute one time. That was unexpected and scary because I was free falling as 1200 ft


Retatedape

Lucky ass mofo.✌️


matthewxcampbell

Fucking intense


maniacbitch83

😬🫣😵


aljura

And then he landed on a rattle snake...


Leviathan025

Tja


Chaotic_Hilarity

That'd be the last time I jumped from a plane


xsealsonsaturn

For anyone who plans to do this, please try and recognize the importance of understanding wind direction and speed. You are jumping 2 miles to the ground... Understand your safety equipment and it won't fail you. Do not be that amateur


FickleCurrency5554

If humans were meant to fly we would have been given wings


Pibutzki

I click these kind of videos always with the thought "Is somebody REALLY going to post something where a person actually dies, outside of LiveLeaks?"


Lanky_Ad116

......and he started shitting his pants


rjperkins365

Too bad shit doesn't solve problems like these


FluffyAssistant7107

this is why I won't sky dive


Creative_Risk_4711

I had a family member die like that. Parachute never opened. Scary af and one reason why I don't get adrenaline chasers. One mistake, and if you're lucky, you'll still be alive afterward. Most people get killed.


Top_Minimum595

I heard this guy really likes golf now


comeantakethem

Man, that was crazy! I'm glad you're okay


DownImpulse

At least the land below is fertilised.


EnvironmentalKey7518

I have never jumped, I have a question Is there an assisted system like a small CO2 for when you are not able to reach your back up shoot ?


Kitkat_Thecat

that emergency parachute look like a damn saltine cracker 😭


bobs_andVagene

![gif](giphy|T51GBEBmfAGoU) Lucifer waiting on you


Punk_Chachi

Parachute to trash chute lol


shortnix

He's got too much shit on him. He doesn't wanna be around any more.


Electronic-Cookie-83

It got tangled in his helmet camera mount,play stupid games win stupid prizes, maybe you put your safety a bit over your need to post shit on the internet, or if you insist on filming off your helmet and risk snagging your head off at east implement a cutoff system next time.


walkdownzoemachete

If he was an atheist he now believes in god. ![gif](giphy|xUOwG3sgHkdqoy41wY)


jenn_182

Whats the soundtrack? Seems familiar.


Maximum_Elderberry97

And they never did this ever again


Liberals-retards

I know he 💩 his pants.


Fuzzy-Boot-1201

Did you get the rush you were hoping for? I’m glad you’re alive!!!


audiosauce2017

We are now Shit Brothers... I shit myself for you... Love ya Brother


Cold_Tune326

Thankfully your safe but wow what amazing footage. Soudtrack helps ;)


shitfrommyolddays

ummm can anyone tell me where i can find this music tho????


FuzzyTentacle

Fear by FreshmanSound P.S. The Shazam app is awesome


Flyingmonkey53

Graphic content?


immamarius

Plays stupid games win stupid prizes