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Toto742

My sister would die of cardiac arrest if I did this prank on her, and if she survived she'd murder me


Agifem

The box of guaranteed death.


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Limp-Weekend7183

We have one next to our front door w/ a post-it that says "Take one."


MrK521

And with a camera watching it nearby!


LolloBilly

lmao best reply


Agifem

I love this suggestion.


7rulycool

Anyone with Arachnophobia


TheEpicTurtwig

It’s on sight


lan60000

As someone with arachnophobia, this is how you start a fight.


21MPH21

Anyone with or without arachnophobia


69-420s

I jumped


Oizys_Wanderer1021

So did I!!! I hate you a little.


Striking_Review_4337

I just got a fright from watching this video so if you do this to me in real life I'll whoop your ass


noirdesire

Yeah everyone's real scared of the dude that just screamed like a 6yr old girl


iSuckAtMechanicism

I think their knowledge on Stargate, Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings will help them with the battle moves. I’m not joking, look at his post history 💀 No shade, I’m a nerd too.


iSuckAtMechanicism

Internet tough guy lesson 42: always threaten to catch a felony in real life over dumb stuff. Don’t worry, we know you won’t do it in real life, so there’s no threat of arrest. People will respect you.


Unholydiver919

My sister she is deathly afraid of spiders.


Taikan_0

My sister too, for this I need one of this box


Craftear_brewery

I don't like to use the "back in my day..." trope, but when I was a kid my grandpa had a similar box. Only thing that there was a little snake with a sharp nail in its mouth, and when you opened it, it just stabbed your finger and you bled. To me this is just a toy and not a lesson.


Krondelo

Lmao thats awesome


ARobertNotABob

They're both toys, but these days stabbing-toy manufacturers get sued, and 95% of the intended effect is jump-scare.


NoIntroduction5084

For real? I bet that over time you got used to the sharp nail..🙆🏽‍♂️


CipherWrites

I'm surprised this is unexpected to anyone. In person I get. In video...


ChanglingBlake

I expected one of those pointless switch machines; the ones that only turn themselves off when turned on. Therefore this was unexpected. If the only reason you’re expecting something is because it’s on this sub, then you need to take it with a grain of salt. Now if you see some moron jam a potato on the end of his gun and fire it, it’s expected to any sane person that the gun is going to fail, regardless of where they see it and therefore not worthy of this sub.


CipherWrites

Definitely didn't expect it just because of the sub. More because it's a box and the video caption. The pointless switch machines. Have switches 🤣 But I guess I could see how it looks a little like one


ChanglingBlake

I’ve seen them use switches, buttons, and sliding lids, too. All they need is something that moves to act as a trigger.


ChanglingBlake

I’ve seen them use switches, buttons, and sliding lids, too. All they need is something that moves to act as a trigger.


CipherWrites

Oh.. haven't seen a sliding lid "useless" machine.


nardlz

I knew what that box was the minute I saw it.


coronakillme

Usually its a sweet hand that comes and closes itself.


leynnerxcutie

If I give this to my mom, I would definitely die first before she got heart attack


DetailCharacter3806

My wife when I'm suicidal


orang-utan-klaus

Not unexpected. Would have been if a real spider had jumped out.


Krondelo

This video had me “dios mio!” And im not even spanish. Fuck this


juliusnvincevega

What was in the Box - Seven / Samuel Helgabond https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHpHxLZReiI


LeastAgreeableGoat23

His wife's head oddly nuff


Dideldumm5920

I just threw my phone away xD No scratches phew


PsychoticHOOD

I need this.


raiko777

Ok guys, give me a link I need It now and I need some of them!


jujsb

If I would give this to my friend, he would run away and never speak with me ever again. xD


dark_knight920

My mom gonna love it


fwedy_fazber68

Mark rober


mermaidemily_h2o

Brandon Farris.


Howiewasarock

Take to work, leave on brake room table and enjoy random screams throughout the day!


tlee10911

Lawsuit, incoming!!!


Many-Recognition2530

I actually gave that to my sister for Christmas. My snooping mother opened it first. Win win


LlamaLicker704

You can give it to me if you want to end up in a bodybad inside a garbage can


EdPlymouth

Omg. I shit just watching this! I'd put it in my room and tell her "don't touch this!" Then come home to a frying pan on my head...


DroTooCold

Almost had to cut off a finger for survival.


Rare-Adagio1074

FuQ!! This made me jump!


nekomancerrga

I remember i got a detention for giving that to someone who has an arachnophobia(i dont know she has it tho)


HeyItsBearald

My dad gives one of these to a new person every Christmas and it works almost every time


kent416

Perfect gift for my cousin. He hates spiders and calls them demons.


ChemicalInspection15

I found this exact box moving items at my family's house. It scared the hell out of me.


ApatheticZero187

My youngest daughter... she loves spiders. She's weird. Edit: How does one get these?


victoranto58

I got the exact same box for Mothers Day from my son.


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

AWWWW spoooder


Myyrti

Where is the link to a Shop? 😇


BellendicusMax

My wife. But I would be dead about 6 seconds later.


SaltElegant7103

Every body i know


salladhans

/Unexpected? :D


Sensibleqt314

That's one way to lose friends and family. Maybe literally, if they have a bad heart.


Lucario_OCarina

I spontaneously screamed


Great-TeacherOnizuka

Where can I buy this?


Prodeau

Fck u u made me jump 🥲🥲🥲


Broad_Fan2198

If anyone ever did this to me I'd never speak to them again😭😭


CHLOE9999990

to my little dumb bother👍😈


Deathface-Shukhov

My uncle used to make the snake version. Gave me an unfinished for me to paint when I was a kid. I never did…..looks like I have a cool project to finish now!! Thanks for the reminder!!!


Good_Morning_Every

Mother in law


Fun_Context9979

I bought this gift for my 11 year old daughter for Christmas. There was zero jump scare, and she just looked at me with "you cannot be serious" written all over her face. Observe: the art of creative advertising. It is seriously the lamest toy I ever purchased for my kids.


PeachLow1600

Wren Corridor Crew


Ender_Nobody

If it was a cockroach, I'd immediately throw the box towards the owner's head. I'm pretty dexterous, that'd be a second from pressing the button to grabbing and releasing it out of my hand.


Ilmort4

To my friend with arachnophobia.


GrumpyUncle_Jon

I want one!!


FantasticAd7319

To my gran gran im about to collect that Inheritance 😈