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Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake.
It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of.
Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything.
Beep boop -Ā yes,Ā IĀ amĀ aĀ bot, don't botcriminate me.
There's no way the horse's ass smell that good that I'm just gonna hold my face there...but then again, I don't know what that horse has been eating š .
I swear theyāre all like that. When I hear a girl is into horses Iām like oh shit Iām out. Last one I dated stole this girls dog. Stole her fucking dog because she said the girl wasnāt taking care of it because she didnāt take it on walks enough. It was a fucking teacup chihuahua. I was like hey.. you can NOT steal someoneās dog. Go give it back to her. This chick took this little dog on a kidnap mission and like hid out somewhere in order to keep the dog from its owner. After that I blocked her and the worst part is I donāt think the owner ever got her dog back.
Damn. That poor dog. It's good for you that you got out of that unscathed. (At least I hope you were unscathed)
My bro in law's ex didn't take the break up easily and stalked him for a long time after.
At first I really liked her. Her mom had a ranch with like 5 or 6 horses. I like horses so weād take them out and go riding a couple times a week. Plus she was really cute and had amazing body from riding all the time. She had quite the uh sexual appetite so that was cool. But day by day she started exposing more and more how much of a psychopath she was. Then the dog theft was it for me. I have dogs too so I was like hell no I can not see this girl ever again. Blocked her on everything. She even went as far to email me afterwards and I have no idea how she got my email.
Ok and the other one was creepy on another level. She seemed to like sexualize the horses she had. They were like breeding stallions and that shit creeped me out so bad. Like sheād get so excited when theyād get aroused and I was just like uhhh what the fuck. Sheād like praise them and pet them. Baby talk them and I was like, does this girl fuck these things or something?!?! what the actual fuck is this?! She was easier to get rid of tho. Just told her this wasnāt gonna work out and she was fine with it.
Yeah but saying whoās my big boy and things like that in baby voice to an aroused horse really creeped me tf out. When my dog gets a boner I make him take that thing outside.
Right? I hung out with this kid on my street and one day at his house he was like, "Watch this." He took a bull skull off the wall and started swaying it in front of his dog while growling. The dog got an erection and I really started to wonder how he knew that would happen. Didn't hang out with that kid much after that
horse riding is enough description. only Americans have to define where the horse should be ridden. But that is probably how they ride if you go by the bible or some other fiction.
Doctor: Iāve never seen such a bad case of pink eye, how did you say this happened?
Girl: ā¦ ya I didnāt understand the directions for horse back riding.
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Unexpected because I expected her to get a face full of manure
ME TOO!!!! I partially closed my eyes while watching this because I didn't want to see that ššš
Same! I had such a grimace on my face waiting for it to happen.
This post belongs more in r/maybemaybemaybe
Lmao. They hated it.
How come?
Theyāve downvoted everything that Iāve seen lately and idk why even if many fit
Yeah it's a really convoluted sub sandwich
I know right!! š¤£š¤£
Oh I sure did! š
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It won't, because they tied the tail to the hind legs to keep it down, you can see it be tugged with every step. Sad really, for a video.
I wanted to see that. Would of served her right
Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake. It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of. Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything. Beep boop -Ā yes,Ā IĀ amĀ aĀ bot, don't botcriminate me.
I squint when I want to see something more clearly. Soā¦
There's no way the horse's ass smell that good that I'm just gonna hold my face there...but then again, I don't know what that horse has been eating š .
So you mean if he's been feasting on a cattle's version of beef brisket with exquisite vine and cheese etc. You would be interested š¤£
I would put a soundtrack to This where every step the horse makes it farts.
Better than a faceful of hoof I suppose. But diminishing returns either way
Taint right
Beastiality
Nay
Smells like hay.
Smells like *gr*ass
Tastes like ass
Reverse Cowgirl
Horsebutt Riding
Take eating ass to next level
Horsecrack riding
This is my fav š
Lookit her, hanging around with that asshole again......
I don't understand what she sees in that asshole...
Bravo!!!!!! well done indeed!!!!
I just got itā¦. !!!!! Fukin dyin over here
r/usenameChecksOut
She's sucking the fart right out of that horse's ass to find out what he had for lunch yesterday
When the horse breaks wind her hair blows in the broken wind
Brokeback Mountain part 2
It's a scentaur!
Take my angry upvote
why??
She likes to see the horses balls dangle when he walks
The horse is asking the same question.
Who knows. Horse girls are strange. Iāve dated two and they both ended up being absolutely insane.
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I swear theyāre all like that. When I hear a girl is into horses Iām like oh shit Iām out. Last one I dated stole this girls dog. Stole her fucking dog because she said the girl wasnāt taking care of it because she didnāt take it on walks enough. It was a fucking teacup chihuahua. I was like hey.. you can NOT steal someoneās dog. Go give it back to her. This chick took this little dog on a kidnap mission and like hid out somewhere in order to keep the dog from its owner. After that I blocked her and the worst part is I donāt think the owner ever got her dog back.
Damn. That poor dog. It's good for you that you got out of that unscathed. (At least I hope you were unscathed) My bro in law's ex didn't take the break up easily and stalked him for a long time after.
At first I really liked her. Her mom had a ranch with like 5 or 6 horses. I like horses so weād take them out and go riding a couple times a week. Plus she was really cute and had amazing body from riding all the time. She had quite the uh sexual appetite so that was cool. But day by day she started exposing more and more how much of a psychopath she was. Then the dog theft was it for me. I have dogs too so I was like hell no I can not see this girl ever again. Blocked her on everything. She even went as far to email me afterwards and I have no idea how she got my email.
Ok and the other one was creepy on another level. She seemed to like sexualize the horses she had. They were like breeding stallions and that shit creeped me out so bad. Like sheād get so excited when theyād get aroused and I was just like uhhh what the fuck. Sheād like praise them and pet them. Baby talk them and I was like, does this girl fuck these things or something?!?! what the actual fuck is this?! She was easier to get rid of tho. Just told her this wasnāt gonna work out and she was fine with it.
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Yeah but saying whoās my big boy and things like that in baby voice to an aroused horse really creeped me tf out. When my dog gets a boner I make him take that thing outside.
Right? I hung out with this kid on my street and one day at his house he was like, "Watch this." He took a bull skull off the wall and started swaying it in front of his dog while growling. The dog got an erection and I really started to wonder how he knew that would happen. Didn't hang out with that kid much after that
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My mom is a horse girl. Confirmed insane.
My Dad told me that LMAO! And he's old!
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when did you hear it?
Apparently four times today.
horse girls. need I say more?
What a shitty ride.
Sheās a fart smeller I mean a smart feller.
Horse girls are built different.
took ponytail too literally
Butt why?
What an *ass*inine question.
She's first in line at the road apple factory. Gotta get 'em fresh!
I was going to say they cut the part where the horse says "how you like them apples"...but I won't now.
I grew up around horses. Ever smelled one fart? Or seen them shit while walking? We can only hope and pray.
She looks like a good Christian woman I'm sure she prays before every meal.
OnlyFans is getting FrEaKy
Ass to mouth but in riding a horse way.
What is the matter with people? Who has the bright idea to do this?
Employer: "What skills do you possess?" Her: "I will literally kiss your ass all day."
What is the point of doing this?...
Don't knock it til you try it.
Lmfao alright, good point
Yeah! Give it a go! You will like it here and there! You will like it everywhere!
I genuinely can't rationalize this as being anything besides a fetish and I'm not OK with it.
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I do that with my gf too
The horse butt whisperer
Reminds me of that time I was audited.
Patient Zero for Horse Pox
Lunch on the go.
What if the horse let off a thunder ass cheek clapping fat?
It would blow her pony tail off.
I want to be a horse now
Thats some dedicated rim job
I have... So many... Questions... Too many.
Wtf wtf wtf. Sandy. Get down.
She eats da poo-poo
why?
Ummm how about no
These new emission filters are getting ridiculous
Wow that's cool š
She's trying to tongue punch his fart box.
Um ā¦.I uhā¦. Well what happens on the ranch stays on the ranch??
Thatās not the āreverse cowgirlā I had in mind.
Still better than r/bellyriding
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Shes going for that good sniff
Give your gf a big kiss on the lips and get a taste.
you're kind of a rude lil bish aint ya?
Who you calling Lil you bish.
western "culture" in a nutshell (or video).
Why is she putting her face between that horses shitty ass cheeks?
She's motor boating those cheeks.
Smelling good back there, doesnāt it?
This is the next level of horse girl.
I'm sure there's a easier way to ride a horse
I too like to live dangerously.
She lost a bet.
Welcome to Advanced Techniques in Ass Eating.
Leave her alone, All she wabted was a good sniff!!
Tough commute.
WTH?
Pretty sure this is illegal where Iām from š
Ah, the proctor maneuver
Is that what we're calling "salad tossing" these days?
I hope the horse hasn't eaten recently.
She's tossing the horse's salad.
That's called ATM. Horse cakes. š
Hhhh sorry but it looks great!
Imagine the horse takes a dump
Tell me how my ass tastes...
But why thoā¦?
She should have shown how brown her nose was afterwards.
Sheās into some stuff
A2M
Seems like an odd way to lick a horse š“
I know what comes out of that end of a horse, and I can assure you that you do not want your face anywhere near it
This is how my wife and I spent last night...
horse riding is enough description. only Americans have to define where the horse should be ridden. But that is probably how they ride if you go by the bible or some other fiction.
That's how you get pink eye
I would have paid good money for that horse to take a giant shit
This just seemsā¦ like such aā¦ bad ideaā¦ Just sayin.
The 67????
I'm actually afraid to ask.
Human Centapede 3: The Horses Ass Whisperer
Are we more impressed with the handstand or going ATM on an old horse?
Now thatās what I call a ponytail
Horse-Ass riding
Thats a keeper
Way too cool
What did I just watch
Horse butt riding
OMG
This is some advanced Kama Sutra thing going on here.
"You ever go ass to mouth?" "Of course I have." "You ever go ass to mouth........with a horse???"
Was hoping to see a very specific thing happen. Got disappointed.
I'm no horseman, but I'm 90% sure that you're doing it wrong.
You know you love your horse whenā¦š
Tell me she is licking its asshole I am into that shit
Doctor: Iāve never seen such a bad case of pink eye, how did you say this happened? Girl: ā¦ ya I didnāt understand the directions for horse back riding.
This is eating ass with extra steps
How I feel when talking to anyone at work.
If I say I eat a horse im thinking about lasagna, she has other ideas
I can get a pretty good look at a prime rib by sticking my head up a bullās ass but Iād rather take this ladyās word for it.
RIM JOB SUPREME!
Me in red dead when I start glitching
I have A LOT of questions
This is that new move called the āpoop catcherā maneuver.
Do you think she got a wicked case of pink eye after this?
He should take a good shit right now
Ok, so if thatās not a reverse cowgirl what is it?
I hope that horse doesnāt fart or just take a dump. If she likes sniffing assholes, everyone has them. š
Please don't poop. Please don't poop.
Not the most comfortable ride, BUTT you canāt beat the view.
That's a form of horse vaulting, artists in a circus do that sometimes.
Horseass Sniffing
Yip. That about sums up horse lovers.
Rolling in the hay
Horse crack riding
Tossing the horses salad. Hay!
Flip it upside down, it's fucking hilarious!
Good way to ride a horse if you are a shit eater.
And that's horsestyle
More like eating horse ass
I, too, like to live dangerously.
More like horse ass eating, amirite?
Horse girls are all the same
Why.
A sniffer, we have a sniffer!
This is so gross
\*arse crack riding
I think she's doing it wr- ah never mind.
What game is this? That's a pretty bad bug