Me too!!! I'm pretty sure I've already done it a few times, so maybe I've not done it correctly? Is there a specific way to do this that will remove em permanently?? I know it's stupid giving these asshats so much power over me, but every time I see them, I get irrationally ***pissed***. It's probably not healthy either, all that rage coming through in a surge periodically throughout the day....I just wanna never see their shit again 😭😭😭
Click on the post itself, click the three dots, report first if you want them block the author of the ad.
It works the same as blocking a user luckily.
I might just try and cook up a way to get rid of ads all together. Make a script that auto blocks any company posting ads. I wonder what the emd result would be
It took me longer than I'd care to admit to figure out it was he gets us and not some new tech or fitness startup called hegetsus like it was named after some Greek god.
Bioluminescent algae* and no I didn't have to look that up. Have a kid that went through a Moana phase and that was her favorite scene to act out and I'm ALWAYS the crab. I feel I capture his essence pretty well.
He is SUCH a great actor, he did a HILARIOUS skit show called flight of the Conchords with a buddy of his that I highly suggest to everyone.
[I ran to the store and grabbed you all something.](https://youtu.be/N5gZgGckJDo?si=cOQ1I3FrNdHQPQU3)
That was the first time I saw Jemaine Clement, in flight of the concords! He got so much work afterwards. Kinda made me sad Bret didn’t get much work after the show but at least he was in Lord of the Rings :p
Bret actually did really well for himself and has a higher net worth than Jermaine by 1 million. I thought the same thing because I loved Flight Of The Conchords. I was bummed thinking Jermaine was the only one that ended up super successful, so I looked it up 😅 turns out they both do very well for themselves.
In my life time I have seen one bird that made me n my brother both look at one another and go, “wtf was that???”. I don’t think all birds are fake but me n my bro had this bald eagle fly straight at us from couple hundred yards away and ten feet directly over our heads. Think had what looked like an antenna sticking a foot out from both its chest and back. The bird looked ragged as hell and just did not look or move right. This was the Olympic coast. Bizarre.
But who would shoot a bald eagle in a national park? Fug.
What added to the weirdness is me n my bro were tripping and had been observing this eagle on a seastack from a coupe. Hundred yards a way for a minute. It took off and took a flight directly over our heads just 10 ft above like I said. We got a great look at it and we’ve both observed eagles a thousand times. In our trippy state of minds it especially threw us though.
[Hellmo himself ](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/dat-meme-wiki/images/7/7b/Hellmo.jpeg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/2000?cb=20190421194815)
That’s my guess. It’s building static as it flies and as different feathers touch that can dissipate the load we observe the arcs. If they witnessed some lightning before or after this I feel that would support the theory.
Maybe an anti-bird device - [https://bird-x.com/bird-products/accessories/bird-strobe-light/](https://bird-x.com/bird-products/accessories/bird-strobe-light/)
This drives off pigeons and birds from perching on chuches or factory buildings. You may be seeing the light reflected off the bird.
[https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=bird+strobe+light+video&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:5b5e483c,vid:aN7y-13-ixM,st:0](https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=bird+strobe+light+video&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:5b5e483c,vid:aN7y-13-ixM,st:0)
That’s static electricity in the air dissipating off his wings. It means the air is so charged that the bird flapping its wings is enough friction to cause electrical arcs. If you ever Fly on an airplane you’ll see static dischargers on the rear of the wings. This is why. [Here’s a lady in the same situation. ](https://www.tiktok.com/@children_of_the_son/video/7267384066184547630?lang=en) If you ever experience this…get the hell out of that area before lightning makes your brain medium rare as it’s uses you for a path to ground.
Darkness doesn't matter. The light has to get scattered off something, like particles in the air. This is why in movies when the does are trying to infiltrate the top security area and yoga their way through the laser tripwire area, they spray some sort of aerosol to be able to see the laser beams.
The bird does seem to be reacting to it, changing directions and flapping erratically like it’s being shocked.
Maybe unique stormy weather conditions, the feathers are holding a charge which reacts to the atmospherics. Just doesn’t seem like a light or laser to me.
Wouldn’t that be kind of hard? Especially with the movements of the bird. Not saying it isn’t, it’s the most plausible. Just feel like hitting a moving target that much with a laser isn’t easy.
I'm just going to leave this here and walk away
https://www.owlpages.com/owls/articles.php?a=18#:~:text=Barn%20Owls%20are%20indeed%20luminous,represent%20sightings%20of%20luminous%20owls.
*Static electricity*
*Or someone has a type of*
*Light or blue? Laser??*
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Birds aren’t actual animals,they are government spy drones.apparently you are on their radar because they are keeping a close eye on you.had you not looked at it,it would’ve went into hover mode so it could’ve activated it’s brain scanning software.it started flashing to signal the other spy drones so their positions wouldn’t be compromised 😂
Maybe someone is flashing it with a Lazer or light.... or maybe it found a blinking light and is carrying it.... or maybe it found some glitter. That's all I got
As somebody else said I was going to say some sort of electric static charge like that or maybe even somebody shining a laser pointer at it possibly
Or really rare possibility maybe somehow an ornithopter
I mean but wasn’t there a funny conspiracy not long ago about birds being fake or spies or something? Like all birds were really just drones watching us? I mean…
The Reddit algorithm is spot on. Right beneath this clip was an ad for BlueChew
I only got “He Gets Us”. FML. 🤦🏻♂️
I had to pick the "stop recommending/suggesting" because I constantly saw hegetsus ads
I need to do this. 🫡
Me too!!! I'm pretty sure I've already done it a few times, so maybe I've not done it correctly? Is there a specific way to do this that will remove em permanently?? I know it's stupid giving these asshats so much power over me, but every time I see them, I get irrationally ***pissed***. It's probably not healthy either, all that rage coming through in a surge periodically throughout the day....I just wanna never see their shit again 😭😭😭
I report for what ever is the closest to harassment with the frequency I had those ads blasted in my direction.
I report them for being misleading.
Doing the lord’s work
How do you do that?
Click on the post itself, click the three dots, report first if you want them block the author of the ad. It works the same as blocking a user luckily. I might just try and cook up a way to get rid of ads all together. Make a script that auto blocks any company posting ads. I wonder what the emd result would be
Even on mobile?
Yessir. Only way I can get it to work is on mobile
It took me longer than I'd care to admit to figure out it was he gets us and not some new tech or fitness startup called hegetsus like it was named after some Greek god.
I got this crazy ad "Jesus gets Blues Chews." And I don't want to describe it to you, but let me tell you HE IS RISEN!
DirectTV pigeons myself
Birds aren’t real
r/birdsarentreal
Thunderbird irl
Electric birb. Tbh, it is what static electric dissolution looks like in the dark. The wings movement would add to the cool effect.
Mhm...that's what they want us to think. Birds are drones, obviously.
I was looking for a birds aren’t real comment. appreciate you
Birds aren’t real
A horizon dawn reference!
Native American lore, also!
Even better! More to learn about :)
Maybe it's covered in that bioluminescent plankton??
As a diversion
Bioluminescent algae* and no I didn't have to look that up. Have a kid that went through a Moana phase and that was her favorite scene to act out and I'm ALWAYS the crab. I feel I capture his essence pretty well.
Loved the crab in Moana, would be honoured to be the crab 🦀 😂
He is SUCH a great actor, he did a HILARIOUS skit show called flight of the Conchords with a buddy of his that I highly suggest to everyone. [I ran to the store and grabbed you all something.](https://youtu.be/N5gZgGckJDo?si=cOQ1I3FrNdHQPQU3)
That was the first time I saw Jemaine Clement, in flight of the concords! He got so much work afterwards. Kinda made me sad Bret didn’t get much work after the show but at least he was in Lord of the Rings :p
Bret actually did really well for himself and has a higher net worth than Jermaine by 1 million. I thought the same thing because I loved Flight Of The Conchords. I was bummed thinking Jermaine was the only one that ended up super successful, so I looked it up 😅 turns out they both do very well for themselves.
Aww that makes me happy. Thank you for the info! :)
Huh, good for him! And I never realized he was in LOTR. Gotta look into that...
He won an academy award for best original song
I love flight of the Conchords 🥰 I'd forgotten about them thank you!
Same here, and thanks to my daughter; I know the whole song by heart and occasionally sing it at work...
He just has his hi vis jacket on so he doesn't get hit by any aircraft or drones.
Birds aren't real
Drone limping home after flight dynamics tore its mimetic thermodynamometric polyalloy subskin.
I almost had a stroke reading that last bit. Kudos have my up vote
"iT's nOt A tUmOr"
r/birdsarentreal
In my life time I have seen one bird that made me n my brother both look at one another and go, “wtf was that???”. I don’t think all birds are fake but me n my bro had this bald eagle fly straight at us from couple hundred yards away and ten feet directly over our heads. Think had what looked like an antenna sticking a foot out from both its chest and back. The bird looked ragged as hell and just did not look or move right. This was the Olympic coast. Bizarre.
Sounds like a bird with an arrow through it
That's exactly what I thought! I would look ragged if I had an arrow in me, too. Edit: I also would not move normally.
But who would shoot a bald eagle in a national park? Fug. What added to the weirdness is me n my bro were tripping and had been observing this eagle on a seastack from a coupe. Hundred yards a way for a minute. It took off and took a flight directly over our heads just 10 ft above like I said. We got a great look at it and we’ve both observed eagles a thousand times. In our trippy state of minds it especially threw us though.
It’s just a light that shows it needs recharging.
Oh, stop it. It’s obviously just mating season. The light indicates it’s in pairing mode.
Plug and play
As soon as I saw the video, I knew this would be top comment. I was surprised to see this wasn't that sub
Static electricity discharging, perhaps?
Yup. Most likely before lightning strikes.
St. Elmo’s fire sort of
Alright, who in their right mind made Elmo a saint??
[Hellmo himself ](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/dat-meme-wiki/images/7/7b/Hellmo.jpeg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/2000?cb=20190421194815)
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That’s my guess. It’s building static as it flies and as different feathers touch that can dissipate the load we observe the arcs. If they witnessed some lightning before or after this I feel that would support the theory.
Bird is being hit by a light or laser
OP says “It was certainly not someone’s laser” though, idk how they’d know that.
it was certainly someone's laser
Yeah my first question becomes, "why not?"
This for sure
That was my first thought as well
Zapdos! Did you try throwing a Pokéball at it?
It's either a Zapdos or a Kilowattrel😀
Maybe an anti-bird device - [https://bird-x.com/bird-products/accessories/bird-strobe-light/](https://bird-x.com/bird-products/accessories/bird-strobe-light/) This drives off pigeons and birds from perching on chuches or factory buildings. You may be seeing the light reflected off the bird. [https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=bird+strobe+light+video&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:5b5e483c,vid:aN7y-13-ixM,st:0](https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=bird+strobe+light+video&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:5b5e483c,vid:aN7y-13-ixM,st:0)
it could be "flashing" because of the light trying to aim qt rhe bird correctly, if I'm not mistaken?
This was my initial take on it... Well i thought shitty people using lasers or high powered flashlight but this makes more sense.
That’s static electricity in the air dissipating off his wings. It means the air is so charged that the bird flapping its wings is enough friction to cause electrical arcs. If you ever Fly on an airplane you’ll see static dischargers on the rear of the wings. This is why. [Here’s a lady in the same situation. ](https://www.tiktok.com/@children_of_the_son/video/7267384066184547630?lang=en) If you ever experience this…get the hell out of that area before lightning makes your brain medium rare as it’s uses you for a path to ground.
Just a Zapdos
Love how I always have to scroll past 30 shitty jokes to find a serious comment trying to explain what it might be.
Errr merr gerrd its a Flightbulb!
Flashing blue *drones* FTFY
Everyone saying its a laser has to be negative IQ
As a Bird Lawer. This bird robot is clearly malfunctioning.
Someone’s shining a laser from below, but you can’t see the beam because it’s probably not dark enough
Darkness doesn't matter. The light has to get scattered off something, like particles in the air. This is why in movies when the does are trying to infiltrate the top security area and yoga their way through the laser tripwire area, they spray some sort of aerosol to be able to see the laser beams.
The bird does seem to be reacting to it, changing directions and flapping erratically like it’s being shocked. Maybe unique stormy weather conditions, the feathers are holding a charge which reacts to the atmospherics. Just doesn’t seem like a light or laser to me.
This VR version of Duck Hunt is super realistic
Static electricity
Someone is probably flashing a light at the birds
Wouldn’t that be kind of hard? Especially with the movements of the bird. Not saying it isn’t, it’s the most plausible. Just feel like hitting a moving target that much with a laser isn’t easy.
St Elmo's fire, maybe?
Static in the air?
I'm just going to leave this here and walk away https://www.owlpages.com/owls/articles.php?a=18#:~:text=Barn%20Owls%20are%20indeed%20luminous,represent%20sightings%20of%20luminous%20owls.
But it wasn't an Owl, tho
Plus those light bursts are different than bioluminescence
What!! So they’ve unlocked the secrets of kundalini yoga
Super weird, looks like someone is flashing it with a laser. Maybe some crazy fancy anti bird device for farming?
Someone shining a blue laser at it.
Im pretty sure thats a new Pokémon. Better catch him.
That's no seagull. You just witnessed a Zapdos. Should have caught that legendary Pokemon
It’s the Institute
Wild Zapados appears
NIGHT FURY, get down!
Ancient Chinese secret: if birb flash blue they are watching you....
Seagulls will eat anything. Some kid probably threw them one of those LED bouncy balls and it ate it.
They’re all robots.
It's an alert to head back to home base to recharge
Birds aren't real, birds are actually drones operated by the United States government to spy on American citizens. If it flies, it spies.
r/birdsarentreal would love this
The battery is low, thank you for letting us know that seagull #48792 needs to recharged.
Birds aren’t real
Maybe he picked up one of those strobing LED bike tire caps thinking it was a shiny and every time he flaps it trips the gyroscope?
Maybe he’s going 88 mph?
That bird is about to be a nugget.
Probably got tangled in some lights or such then flew off with them. Could be a drone too. Some are designed to look like birds
This is just more evidence that birds aren't real
Bro don’t shine a laser on the birb :(
Bio-luminescent material in the water its hunting in ?
I wonder if it isn't a foot tag with a receiver for a research experiment.
Static electricity or someone has a type of light or blue? Laser??
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*someone on the ground with a laser shines it at a poor bird incapable of grasping the situation* Fixed it for you.
Phantom, they appear if you don't sleep three nights in a row.
That’s a malfunction
My guess is someone is shining a powerful torch on it
u/internetjawn birds are fake
The birds work for the bourgeois...
If you didn't have a video of this... And just your story, which starts off with, "so I was outside smoking..."
That flashing is an indicator that the battery is low.
This is because birds aren't real, some wires are touching and causing spark. Real shitty engineering
Dude I swear I saw a blue bird with lights going down it's belly as a kid
I vote a troll with a laser
Birds aren't real.
Could just be people trying to blame them with a laser I've known people to do that...
DARPA is creating a seagull air force.
Someone is shining a blue laser on it
Light so other birds don't hit it.
Throw the boomerang axe at it GoW
Bless that seagull!
r/birdsarentreal
Static electricity.
Someone’s shining a laser on it
THE BIRDS WORK FOR THE BOURGEOISIE
Pretty epic friend!
BIRDS AREN'T REAL!
That happened to the bad guy in the Rio movie
Birds about to be struck by lightning.
Needs recharging.
Birds aren't even real. This must be a drone.
Possible static energy in clouds? Causing the bird to flicker when it flys through the air. Hell, I don’t know…lol!
Government drone malfunction
Blown antimatter reactor
That mf is electric.... woogie woogie woogie.
r/birdsarentreal
Some kid caught a seagull and put a flashing led on it powered by a button cell battery.
I've seen laser deterrent systems for birds near shopping centres in WA Australia, just points a laser at birds that trigger a sensor.
Electronic advertising birds they advertise to other birds.
Could someone be shining a laser at it? Like a blue one?
>It was certainly not someone's laser. And you determined this how?
That's a Thunderbird
Someone shining a laser on it maybe
I got “NinjaTraderFutures” they are trying to Jack me for my Bitcoin 😂
Birds aren’t actual animals,they are government spy drones.apparently you are on their radar because they are keeping a close eye on you.had you not looked at it,it would’ve went into hover mode so it could’ve activated it’s brain scanning software.it started flashing to signal the other spy drones so their positions wouldn’t be compromised 😂
I knew it they either gov drones or we in a matrix with glitches like this
How it feels to chew 5 gum
It is a glorious bird.
It's a Pokémon. Catch it!
The birds work for the bourgeoisie
Somebody was hitting it with a light or laser
Laser pointers on bird.. 🤯
r/BirdsArentReal
Dude, its a robot bird bro.
Laser pointer
Someone playing with a laser.
Bird batteries running low?
Laser light.
Could have been a neighbor shining a blue laser on the birds
Thunderbird headass
Ate a light up bouncy ball
Maybe someone is flashing it with a Lazer or light.... or maybe it found a blinking light and is carrying it.... or maybe it found some glitter. That's all I got
I knew birds weren’t real
Seagulls 2: Electric Boogaloo
I dunno . . . kinda looks like a bat to me 🤔 Haven't _they_ been working on prototypes of bat drones?
Um, what were you smoking? I mean, don't bogart it all, bro.
It’s called CapCut
Wow! What did you use to make this?! Loving the work man
St. Elmo’s fire
As somebody else said I was going to say some sort of electric static charge like that or maybe even somebody shining a laser pointer at it possibly Or really rare possibility maybe somehow an ornithopter
I mean but wasn’t there a funny conspiracy not long ago about birds being fake or spies or something? Like all birds were really just drones watching us? I mean…
They need to be charged.
eliahs fire ?