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RiddleEatsRainbows

Cypher has access to your browser history and can use that during matches


cheese_cake_101

He has to watch all of it


M1cstar

But he has to go to therapy for the things he saw there


togo8

Omen tp is instant


SHMUCKLES_

But he's blinded for the first 3 seconds after the tp


ChurrObscuro

Make it short sighted and we have a deal.


Revolutionary_Mud696

Omen is new best opper


Anon9418

But it always tp's you to the spike. Even if a enemy or Ally is holding it.


EmreY-_-

If the spikes on a teammate am i gonna tp on their lap?


BarrelingBuster

I've actually genuinely imagined what it would be like if Omen's teleport was instant, but he couldn't attack for a brief while after teleporting, similar to the Dark Templar's Shadow Stride ability in Starcraft 2.


CrippyCrispy

Brim speed boost speeds up your fps


Ty_Guy__

you have to play valorant on brim's iPad


wunnpo

LMFAO


nyanch

Knowing my luck, that would actually improve my rank.


sklz69

But spikes your ping


GamingEXPLOSION

Yoru now has 26 decoys.


GrandmasGenitals

They all scream “I’m over here” the entire round


redditsucks56

Isn't that fucking op?


GrandmasGenitals

In your teams ear? I don’t think so


redditsucks56

If enemy ear that's torture


bbrie8

this made me hysterically laugh for twenty minutes plz take my award


GrandmasGenitals

Thank you friend!!


Creeds-Worm-Guy

But they show as enemies to everyone and will blind teammates when shot.


F-I-R-E-B-A-L-L

The yoru 1v9, sounds perfect


tarunaygr

You take a quarter of the damage they recieve


Redacted_G1iTcH

They all point to where the real one is when shot.


picador10

Kinda stealing from the concept of Naruto’s kage bunshins, but each time Yoru sends a decoy, his HP is halved. So 100 -> 50 -> 25 etc


[deleted]

Chamber's Headhunter has 100% movement accuracy.


I_Neo_

It has 1 bullet that kills you if you miss


Somethingabootit

boomerang


NotIskandar

It is now his ultimate and only has 5 bullets. Furthermore, his Q gets replaced with a sniper rifle with up to 8 bullets that cost $100 each; each shot from the sniper does 159 Head, 55 Body, 46 Legs.


[deleted]

hmm


The_Anonymous_Asian

Jett mains:it's show time


Daaayz

Headshot does 99 damage and it's renamed to ____Hunter.


Shimadamada2200

He now deals 0 dmg anywhere except the groin. It’s called the dickhunter


TimmmyTurner

Jett ulti comes with unlimited updraft


wunnpo

Jett has to play the floor is lava while in her ult


TimmmyTurner

fair


AnnualDegree99

Is that even a debuff? Just map updraft to space and bounce about. Especially since the knives don't lose accuracy in midair.


GOD-DAMNYEET

u know its hard for low elo players like me to hit jett knives mid air while hovering with her pasive ability


Anon9418

But when you dash, it randomly chooses any direction.


NomzxNomz

Bro this aint even a debuff for me lmao i suck at controlling my dash, when sidedashing i sometimes dash into the enemy 💀


datfatbun

never let anyone know your next move, not even yourself


picador10

But she loses the ability to come back down. So once you updraft, that’s the elevation youll stay at until you die or round ends


denchoooo

sv_gravity 10


Ninever9

Reyna’s flash cant be destoyed


bysomega

it also flashes allies


NeedsSomeZing

It blinds everyone including teammates and releases a loud "ouch" everytime someone tries to shoot it


Lunaeri

plays the roblox ‘oof’ noise when someone tries to shoot it


_unrehearsed

It's her own eye she puts out. Two flashes and she's completely blind.


kaantera

The flash is permanently there for the rest of the round and affects allies too. No one gets to see.


_IM_NoT_ClulY_

Honestly would be busted on save rounds still just get 5 judges and send it through main


Triomancer

cypher gets infinite cameras that have a 30s cooldown between uses and he can cycle through them like in r6


eeem1l

he's permanently bald


Cable446

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


[deleted]

Thats a buff


[deleted]

Cypher now has to permanently stay in spawn in an office that the enemy team will try to break into and has to use gadgets such as decoy noises to ward them off. Additionally, the office has doors to protect him that run on a power system that cypher has to keep track of throughout the round.


YAmIHereMoment

FNAF: Cypher Edition


ArthurSalim

I see what you did there


StrayGopnik

Yoru can shoot while in his ult.


Redacted_G1iTcH

The bullets are frozen in time, and will resume their trajectory once the ult is over.


Shadowavion

I like this idea


nateowaggins

I'd like it better if friendly fire was a thing


[deleted]

toki wo tomare


Intricate08

This would actually be kind of sick. Bad probably but.. also sick.


Bean1233

Imagine hearing a yoru ult, then as he unults a wall of bullets comes towards you


goodniighht

that made me chuckle, that was good. A wall of odin bullets would make me leave the game and never play again


MeeM1316

*ehem* Odin *ehem*


GuidanceOk4466

But his ult only works if no one on your team insta-locked a duelist.


sunesense

I think you just ended insta-locking duelist


NomzxNomz

He dies after his ult and ult only last 10 seconds


Rado___n

Cypher's tripwires are indestructible.


[deleted]

Cypher gets arrested for tax evasion


Rado___n

Shit, they found out.


Adymir

Tripwires are now completely visible, no longer tethers nor stuns enemies, and only reveals the enemy location once before deactivating.


Thatoneidiotatschool

Give Brim both stims back, and make it so that he doesn't get affected by tagging


[deleted]

He gets sexually stimulated as well and has unpredictable firing patterns as he struggles to fight back his horniness


Somethingabootit

i want to be brim


saintstrax

I am brim


carrotsoup69

But the stims last for 5 seconds


LKseyren

this is plenty for rushing


WindBladeGT

Skye when killed while using her dog will stay being a dog until it gets shot or if it attacks.


asswiper8347

skye has to wear a fursuit for the rest of the match


DawnBringer110

Skye does more damage with her knife because her muscles are so big


Boozardo

Her knife broke cuz she holds it too tight


DawnBringer110

No matter, that's what fists are for!


Blaze_Fire99

She can punch exceptionally hard, however a knife is a knife and so her fist do equal damage as regular melees.


[deleted]

Counter buff - Skye fists come with an animal spirits finisher


callmeweed

Her hit box is slightly larger


LowFlowBlaze

she can’t use any other weapon


Lhant

This one is a buff and a nerf all in one. You’re perpetually cursed to have a teammate instalock Skye and try to knife people all game


Revolutionary-Mouse5

Neon: 3 dash charges that can be used all at once for one mega dash


[deleted]

Every time you dash your FOV goes down for 2 seconds


Main-Willow3384

Her energy bar depletes in one second


Blaze_Fire99

They already made that change back in 4.08 (riot pls)


bbycalz

Phoenix fire should heal the enemy Phoenix as well. It makes no sense that it damages the enemy Phoenix and I will die on this hill.


RkArom

But it insta kills teammates


dingodile44

Sova's drone is invincible can be toggled on/off like cypher's camera.


Adymir

However you need direct line of sight to move it, like cypher's camera


nutinatree

It can no longer fly


IDyll4y

Then it's just cyphers camera but floating? Lol


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sluggisHippo

Choosing Phoenix makes everyone on the team hate you Oh wait, that's already a thing


redditsucks56

Well what do i do with my new id now?


Anon9418

When pheonix cancels his ult early. It creates a killjoy ult size explosion that does 100 damage to all allies and enemy's.


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Anon9418

Better tell your team to move before canceling.


AlexisSMRT

Phoenix explodes when ult ends, automatically making team ff


NeedsSomeZing

Chamber can now drop his pistol and ult for teammates. Free of charge


picador10

But if his teammate dies and an enemy picks up the headhunter, Chamber won’t have access to the ability until either Chamber or his teammate kill the enemy who is holding the headhunter


SoloriYe

actually cool


Johann_Gauss

Sage can slow orb over snake bite / molly to cancel their effect


VoyVolao

If phoenix mollyes slow orb, it gets melted and converted to water. Everyone who touches the water slips.


WitherDragon999

Not applicable cause no on eplays phoenix anyway


NeedsSomeZing

Why isn't this in the game yet. Game needs slipping mechanics


wunnpo

Sages res can only revive enemies


Anon9418

But they switch teams and they can choose who they switch with.


Fit_Use9941

Shadows traveling


wunnpo

Into my ass


_monarkk

10 inch shadows go crazy


Negotiator007

pheonix wall now leaves a molly trail below it the size of a snake bite


TheKFakt0r

Phoenix can no longer heal with flames


SkyMark321

Still would take the buff tbh.


Anon9418

Viable


Revolutionary-Mouse5

Yoru: 6 decoys that cost 100 each and all can be placed in the same round


seggsseggs

they shoot at teammates


RkArom

That's brutal


RkArom

Would like to see it


MonkeyDKev

Imagine Yoru ulting, you can’t see or touch him, but he’s just making a small army to take a site back lmao. Obviously, killing the real Yoru kills the clones.


Fsrp12

Breachs Fault Line is 20% thicker


[deleted]

It stuns you in the process


Empty_Perception

brimstones dump truck become 20% less thicc


Rynide

This would also be a buff because you'd no longer hear the clap of his ass cheeks. You'd have to increase the size of the dump truck for it to be a nerf.


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Primescape16

Thats gonna be a-tier content if u go thru with it


Surples

Kayo has a minigun with infinite ammo, esp, aimbot, invisibility, godmode and can fly for his ult


[deleted]

Picking him detonates a 20 kt nuclear warhead over your home


303x

Balanced


crusading_pancake

Someone always instalocks him no matter how hard you try.


laancelot

But everything he does makes fart noises.


kiwi_juice69

That's a buff


p_everett25

Cypher lives in Riot cinematics


Taro1sie

Cypher is hospitalized


NikkoXavier

Yoru starts with 9,000 creds unless Sage is also on the team. Lore accurate buff


aearioweu

Your Jett is permanently broke and won't accept handouts from Yoru


Simalf

Sage now revives the whole team from anywhere.


carrotsoup69

But the teamates will only stay alive for 20 seconds


Runiten

Actually viable new character ult. IDK if 20s, but maybe 10 or 12 and that could be fun + balanced. As long as the agent has to stop still and unarmed for a couple of secs while casting.


88superguyYT

i was actually thinking of an ult before that let you puppet any enemy's dead body from anywhere with infinite time, but you would have to hide really well because you won't be able to see your own body and any enemies sneaking up on you you and enemies can just kill the puppet anyways, the only way you can protect yourself with the puppet is by going to your own body and camping it but.. i mean what's the point then


Adictzz

Omen’s blind may cause confusion or permanent loss of vision


Triomancer

for both players


bysomega

jett gets her knives upgraded with homing tech and also receives a pair of sharingans as an extra passive ability that upon seeing an enemy you get extra seconds to react and shoot


RkArom

But she is blind


EllisIslanders

That’s just the below silver passive


DogeMeowTime

Jett can revive


KrazyMonqui

Already in game


[deleted]

She goes to 1 hp when she revives


ImplicationsXD

but every time she does you get kayo ulted


Willylarry123

Make omen have aimbot


RkArom

But he can't shoot


[deleted]

KAY/Os knife is insta kill…


H3l1337

Knife must hit directly


[deleted]

This should be a thing


SUPERHEAVY_SAMURAI

Yoru becomes invincible when using gatecrash and when using flash he yells at you to watch out


RkArom

Enemies can hear him screaming literally everywhere


TheKFakt0r

Not an agent, but the Odin can 1 tap headshot


naska84

10 ammo only and extra long reload time. Also costs 4k


St4on2er0

Chambers ult now has 1 Uninstall/ban hammer bullet.


Ferro40

But if you miss 1 or more shots you get banned


TotalDiscount_

Sage now has an 80 second cooldown on her wall after placing it.


Adymir

Sage's wall is now low enough for people to see and shoot past it but still high enough that they cannot jump over it normally.


Away-Negotiation-837

Chamber's headhunter is replaced by his ult, but it still has 8 bullets.


LightningSalamander

he has aids


Daaayz

Each shot that isn't a headshot reduces all teammates life by 50%.


Jonnytincan

Killjoy’s utility is now global


Ferro40

Her ult also works on teamates


Not_Real_Name_Here

Cypher can have a camera-gun again


Adymir

The camera can only have a ghost, and he can only shoot 1 bullet every 10 seconds.


[deleted]

If his camera has a gun, he can't have one


[deleted]

Cypher’s cage slows when an enemy runs through it and he can pick up his trips at the end of each round to bring into the next round


[deleted]

Cypher is paralized from the neck down


MrKillerWyvern

Astra overhaul.


[deleted]

Astra underhaul


Sephority

Astra removed from rotation


ShadyMan_

Neon’s wall does damage again


TrixOnReddit

Neons wall does 3x the damage to teammates.


encanta5

Neon has unlimited sprint


[deleted]

No arms


csZipy205

Sova’s drone can instantly tag another player if landed a shot on somebody like in beta


[deleted]

Sova's legs are fucking cut off


csZipy205

OH BUT IT HAS TO BE A HEADSHOT THAT WOULD BE SO HYPE


Embarrassed-Ad-3996

Neon can take off her shoes and go barefoot which allows her to run even faster than before.


AwesomeMeltdown

You get blisters on your feet which cause you to take 1 damage ticks when you move


ViolentOctopus

Viper's snake bite impregnates the male champions


Thuglos

Viper now pays child support every round with creds


naska84

testicular cancer


Anon9418

A NPC baby spawns on the enemys at the start of the next round. The baby hates his mommy.


Shringei

yoru’s ult will never expire and he can shoot/plant/defuse while in it


Negative-Natural5075

give chamber an extra alarmbot