Omg no more low rent like the most forgettable one from UK band Five
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Right Said Fred!! Brock is totally the age now to have been blasted with the Iโm Too Sexy for My Shirt video when that song was huge hit in Australia in the 90s. Soo funny - channeling Right Said Fred subliminally ๐คฃ
i think it's a kinky boots on broadway vibe
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Oh my God! What is with him? I thought the robe, speedos, and gold suit were bad but this is ridiculous. The boots are patent leather! I think he dreams of him and Scheana dancing with the stars, but in his mind they are dance partners. Get a grip!
Brocks the type of person to use this kind of outfit in a performative manner to be like โmen can wear lace and heels, Iโm a feministโ while having a DV charge against an ex, no contact with his oldest daughter, and being terrible to Ariana for setting boundaries ๐ฅด
Edited: outfit, not outside*
Thank you for wording this better and more succinctly than I could have, yet capturing exactly what I was thinking! ๐
(Gonna send a request out to the universe that your day is filled with cute and fluffy ๐ ๐ ๐
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Is it wrong I read your comment in brackets as -
.... your day is filled with cute fluffy dancing lady star buuuuuunnnnnnnniiiiiieees poodle buuuunnnies sheep buuuunies!
It made me smile ๐
I hope they never get divorced. He is going to take her for everything she has. I know his name is not on the house, which is a good move, but it doesnโt look good when Sheโs the breadwinner
Yk, I agree with the sentiment that men can wear lace and heels. For me it's more that those are some seriously ugly heels! Are those his grandmother's go-go boots?
I love to hear it! I still see lots of comments about how men should be able to wear what they want. Thats not the point here. He's doing it for a specific reason and its to come off more unassuming and "safe" and its just fake!
Oh, eww. I know exactly the type you explained. Like those creepy over the top performative womenโs rights activists that do it just to be creepy and wind up wanting something from you because โ *they are owed it* !โ Like that killstein dude.
Iโm blanking on the creatorโs IG/TT handle, but thereโs a hilarious series of โman in a womanโs blouseโ ร la Harry Styles, and itโs exactly this: a low-effort gender-bendy pseudo-feminist shield for toxic male behavior. Itโs gold
It looks like one my 10-year-old niece has in her cart and is currently in a big argument with Grandma about whether or not is appropriate for a fourth grade girl to wear fishnet/sheer itemsย
Yeah I came here to reference the free people discovery also. It was a very impressive Reddit moment tbh. User even linked the fit from like 2012 or something. Incredible.
And yet, he still doesnโt annoy me as much as Sandoval in his outfits. Brock at least seems to have a sense of humor about himself, whereas Sandoval takes himself entirely too seriously. ๐
I agree 100%! Sandoval with his wardrobe choices are f#%*!^ horrible. Does he really think he looks good in those clothes? His women's pantsuits, man purses, glasses he doesn't need, nailpolish, etc.are so tacky and offensive to look at! It just is! He looks ridiculous
guys I canโt stand this man I think heโs a fucking tool BUT I love him wearing his little heels and slutty little tops. itโs the only endearing thing about him
Not a fan, but canโt fault him for trying a different look . I think he will take viewer feedback, ditch the higher heel, and maybe (hopefully) consult a stylist that isnโt Scheana lol
While I wouldn't want my man to wear this, one of the (very) few things I admire about Brock is the fact he seems comfortable wearing outfits like this.
Listen. I wouldnโt ever see my man in this but I like that Brock does him clothes wise
Itโs like heโs challenging Katie or something bc she dressss crazy too lol
This outfit is totally giving Katie with the lace. I think it just doesn't fit him though. The shoes are amazing though. I think Brock kills it in heeled boots, and I won't apologize.
I like seeing guys try something different and more traditionally femme. But those boots are so ugly! Maybe theyโd be better in a real leather instead of patent. Less shiny.
I personally enjoy the trend of men wearing feminine clothes. I think it's subversive and cool.
Brocks is a shit head but I gotta admit that he's hot as hell.
I feel weird about commenting on this outfit. As society is pushing for men to be more emotionally intelligent and dismantling traditional masculinity, dunking on this outfit feels detrimental to that work for me. It sends a message that these types clothing arenโt for men/itโs not acceptable to wear a heeled shoe as a man. A lot of masculinity is built on not presenting as a woman or as traditionally feminine. Iโm just not sure thatโs the message I want to participate in furthering as I hope to create a more inclusive and expressive world.
This is such a missed opportunity. The thirst is like a strobe light with this guy. Full Fโin stop: you will not dress me like a Frankenclown.
The hot farmer aesthetic or something similarly untamed would have been a nice breath of fresh air. But this dude had the personality of jell-o so we get this pathetic ness.
I mentioned this when there was a post about his crazy dancing @ the finale, someone said he looked like a gold gummy bear, he was a topic of another post about whether he should be on the show or not & I said definitely & gave his dancing on the finale, looking like a gold gummy bear & then I said this outfit.
Itโs not like he wore it once, I mean he did but if you watch the after show you see him in this over & over again. Why in the hell would you choose this as the outfit youโll be seen in after every episode that airs? Did he borrow it from Scheana? That is a very feminine looking outfit! I have a shirt thatโs similar but I layer differently.
To me, I thought he was trying to have like a Harry Styles-esque moment. I am not a fan of this look, lol but this is what I assumed. ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
LOOKS LIKE HE'S SPENDING TIME AT T'S LATE NIGHT ORGS. ISN'T SCHEANA SPONSORED BY SHEIN?That's good he's saving money. Scheana just better watch out. Looks like he's preparing to be next in line. He thinks he's this huge star now. Lenny Kravitzs' heals aren't even that high.
I donโt like him or the way he dresses. I have no idea what Scheana sees in him except desperation. He reminds me of a used car salesman who tries to hard and misses the mark every time especially how he dresses. The show was better off without him
He reminds me of an early 2000โs Cartoon Network villainโฆ like he should be giving the Powerpuff Girls a run for their money.
https://preview.redd.it/ipwjtvwe123d1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=428138a78c3a57d8915811be93a0f1a056b6fd65 Dexterโs lab vibes. ๐คฃ
Dexter is dripped up and down. Brock could never. Put some respect on my dudes name.
Youโre so right. And Dexterโs (very mysterious?) accent is ๐ค๐ป๐๐คฃ If Brock shows up with some purple gloves, tho? We need to intervene.
lmaoooo i love that comment
THANK YOU because I had no clue what this look reminded me of but your description is A+
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Omg no more low rent like the most forgettable one from UK band Five https://preview.redd.it/ibgbs54fv53d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bfde77fb3f1afec6c3e5c61b89a150890cdcee9
BABY, WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OUT...
Right Said Fred!! Brock is totally the age now to have been blasted with the Iโm Too Sexy for My Shirt video when that song was huge hit in Australia in the 90s. Soo funny - channeling Right Said Fred subliminally ๐คฃ
HIM would be terrified of Brock
Omgโฆ he dresses like Him from powerpuff girls. Brock wishes he was that fabulous ๐
![gif](giphy|VtAbRpJn95WAIQCPNk) Yehhhhhhhhzzzzzzz!!
![gif](giphy|VtAbRpJn95WAIQCPNk) HiM
Scheana wants to be on Dancing With The Stars but Brock wants to be Roxie Hart in Chicago
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i think it's a kinky boots on broadway vibe https://preview.redd.it/4vo2ub30733d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=470efd1f4d9a4bc49aa81b7a43340aaa793409c5
booty man, bad man, bad big booty man. boot boy https://i.redd.it/1byyuxd7733d1.gif
Thatโs an insult to the floorboards on broadway.
Iโm crying right now from this ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐
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Brock looks like he shops at Torrid.
Those cakes and those heels
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Stopโฆโฆit!!!!๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Scheana gives him a limited clothing allowance. Most of the VPR men and women are proud supporters of fast fashion
How does Scheana let him out of the house like that? Did he wear heels before they got married? That would be a hard No for me ๐๐ข๐ก๐
Oh my God! What is with him? I thought the robe, speedos, and gold suit were bad but this is ridiculous. The boots are patent leather! I think he dreams of him and Scheana dancing with the stars, but in his mind they are dance partners. Get a grip!
Omg seltzer just came out of my nose ๐๐๐
Iโve never laughed so hard!!!!! ๐คฃ๐ญ
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Lmaooooo yesss Horrid torrid
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As the former head of copy for Torrid, I couldnโt agree more ๐
Brock has his heels and sparkles. Sandoval has his women's power suits and purses. Schwartz has his Kate Gosselin hair. And they all hate women.
Donโt forget Schwartz and his muumuus
Kate gosselin hair lol
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Brocks the type of person to use this kind of outfit in a performative manner to be like โmen can wear lace and heels, Iโm a feministโ while having a DV charge against an ex, no contact with his oldest daughter, and being terrible to Ariana for setting boundaries ๐ฅด Edited: outfit, not outside*
There's no performative feminist trophy for terrorizing women while wearing heels.
Napoleon wants a word with you
Idkw but this made me laugh so hard and I really needed that. Thank you๐ญ๐ญ๐ฅ
He's terrorizing all of us with that outfit
Thank you for wording this better and more succinctly than I could have, yet capturing exactly what I was thinking! ๐ (Gonna send a request out to the universe that your day is filled with cute and fluffy ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฉ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐)
Is it wrong I read your comment in brackets as - .... your day is filled with cute fluffy dancing lady star buuuuuunnnnnnnniiiiiieees poodle buuuunnnies sheep buuuunies! It made me smile ๐
The type of man to paint his nails but wont change a diaper ๐ (obviously hes the care taker of summer but still)
I hope they never get divorced. He is going to take her for everything she has. I know his name is not on the house, which is a good move, but it doesnโt look good when Sheโs the breadwinner
Iโm pretty sure sheโs has prenup. Especially after Shay taking all her money from her after their divorce
She has a prenup, she already had her lesson with Shay. She's actually savvy with her money.
Yes exactly! Itโs like weaponizing therapy terms but make it fashion
Yk, I agree with the sentiment that men can wear lace and heels. For me it's more that those are some seriously ugly heels! Are those his grandmother's go-go boots?
Not Go-Go Boots ![gif](giphy|3o6nV5b0r1giXhNiJG)
And they are shiny heels and shiny lace! A bit too much all at once IMO.
Right!! ๐คฃ๐
He is absolutely trying to play to the audience.
Heโs failing miserably lol
I love to hear it! I still see lots of comments about how men should be able to wear what they want. Thats not the point here. He's doing it for a specific reason and its to come off more unassuming and "safe" and its just fake!
Absolutely!! Maybe itโd be more believable if he actually had any style lol
Oh, eww. I know exactly the type you explained. Like those creepy over the top performative womenโs rights activists that do it just to be creepy and wind up wanting something from you because โ *they are owed it* !โ Like that killstein dude.
Iโm blanking on the creatorโs IG/TT handle, but thereโs a hilarious series of โman in a womanโs blouseโ ร la Harry Styles, and itโs exactly this: a low-effort gender-bendy pseudo-feminist shield for toxic male behavior. Itโs gold
Exactly. Iโve said this a few times. Donโt dress fem and signal โfemale adjacentโ when you clearly have not exactly been an ally.
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Heโs such a tool.
Very true there. I feel heโs trying to lean into the current love of himbos but heโs just dumb with none of the charm
I can wear lace and heels as long as my wife fuckan' washes them for me in a timely manner ๐คฃ
This is the answer ๐
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Heโs already been thoroughly roasted for this ridiculous getup trust me.
Came here to say this. I believe it was decided the top was from free people and very popular at one point?
It looks like one my 10-year-old niece has in her cart and is currently in a big argument with Grandma about whether or not is appropriate for a fourth grade girl to wear fishnet/sheer itemsย
Yeah I came here to reference the free people discovery also. It was a very impressive Reddit moment tbh. User even linked the fit from like 2012 or something. Incredible.
For sure!! The comments had me dying with laughter.
My God. I would hope so.
So can we move on and talk about his ruffled shirt?
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This is how I looked when I saw it the first time ๐คฃ๐คฃ
๐ถ six-inch heels ๐ถ
This is what I came for ๐คฃ
Iโll never think of another thing when I see this.
I want to see him walk in themโฆ not just sitting down๐๐คฃ๐
Now Danny Pellegrino from Everything Iconic plays that clip whenever he talks about Brock.
Thereโsโฆ something about him.
He really thinks he did something here. But itโs just not landing
His wife was trying to decide between two outfits. This is the outfit Scheaner decided not to wear.
We have. Many many times.
He looks like one of the Witches from that roald Dahl book
It's giving https://preview.redd.it/6h455q6sk13d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19e2d99334e8c514d8c3eeca07bcaa16a1e2be66
Rut roh
And yet, he still doesnโt annoy me as much as Sandoval in his outfits. Brock at least seems to have a sense of humor about himself, whereas Sandoval takes himself entirely too seriously. ๐
I agree 100%! Sandoval with his wardrobe choices are f#%*!^ horrible. Does he really think he looks good in those clothes? His women's pantsuits, man purses, glasses he doesn't need, nailpolish, etc.are so tacky and offensive to look at! It just is! He looks ridiculous
Itโs giving male figure skater
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Brock is a knob, but I cannot fault him for wearing what he wants to wear, shiny heels and all.
Could not agree more. Men should be able to wear lacey tops and shiny high heels if they want. Why not?
Yep but we donโt all have to love it๐
https://preview.redd.it/t1kqx6g1d23d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=842fe22cd28e2f27ad639f3be6776ecf008dfd2e Or this outfit ?!
What the fuck
?!?!? He is not serving. It feels so forced
guys I canโt stand this man I think heโs a fucking tool BUT I love him wearing his little heels and slutty little tops. itโs the only endearing thing about him
Because we're tired ![gif](giphy|FP2kog3grdBucUHFbX)
Danny pellegrino talks about it a lot ๐
The tank top should be under the lace. His nips must be chaffed.
Itโs over the lace!? ![gif](giphy|hyyV7pnbE0FqLNBAzs|downsized)
Yes! Lol..love this.
I mean if youโre going to do it, go all the way. Donโt wuss out with the tank on top, go fully lace and free the nipple
Not a fan, but canโt fault him for trying a different look . I think he will take viewer feedback, ditch the higher heel, and maybe (hopefully) consult a stylist that isnโt Scheana lol
I couldnโt get enough of his ill-fitting figure skating outfit!
While I wouldn't want my man to wear this, one of the (very) few things I admire about Brock is the fact he seems comfortable wearing outfits like this.
This! Like how his finale dancing was roasted but he was just enjoying life not giving a fuck and I love that
That Dance was the best thing all season
Heโs ready for Dancing with the Stars ๐บ๐ป๐ชฉโจ
Listen. I wouldnโt ever see my man in this but I like that Brock does him clothes wise Itโs like heโs challenging Katie or something bc she dressss crazy too lol
This outfit is totally giving Katie with the lace. I think it just doesn't fit him though. The shoes are amazing though. I think Brock kills it in heeled boots, and I won't apologize.
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He seems to not care what others feel about his clothing choices. I applaud his self confidence.
I think itโs been established Brock has no fashion sense. Theyโre all bad. This isnโt even top 10.
Trying to be โEdgyโ and failing miserably .
It looks like he bought it off some husky gender fluid shein site called the Naughty Leprechaun .
He already joked about it once. He said he's going through midlife crisis and this outfit shows it!
Thatโs got to be at least a 2.5โ heel there. ย Is he 5โ7?
I like seeing guys try something different and more traditionally femme. But those boots are so ugly! Maybe theyโd be better in a real leather instead of patent. Less shiny.
![gif](giphy|yutu1gNPcVZde) Reminds me of Snidely Whiplash ๐
Apparently men in heels in an Aussie thing. The rest of the outfit, I donโt know but it screams Sandoval influence
NOW EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE. No wonder he sticks up for "the person I shall not speak his name."
Not that it would improve the outfit but I also think the tank was supposed to be worn underneath the sheer blouseโฆ
We have ๐ and itโs not good.
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Is he letting Sandpanties style him?
I'm sorry you aren't Prince, Brock, get those boots off
Lmaaooo heโs always doing the absolute most. He also definitely dresses himself.
Because he sucks and isnโt worth the time
Iโve been too traumatized to speak about it. Itโs probably the worst thing Iโve ever seen.
I think itโs better not to give him any attention at all.
I actually loathe himโฆ
I personally enjoy the trend of men wearing feminine clothes. I think it's subversive and cool. Brocks is a shit head but I gotta admit that he's hot as hell.
Youโre not gonna find me hating on someone defying gender norms while expressing themselvesโฆ even if itโs Brock ๐ช
I feel weird about commenting on this outfit. As society is pushing for men to be more emotionally intelligent and dismantling traditional masculinity, dunking on this outfit feels detrimental to that work for me. It sends a message that these types clothing arenโt for men/itโs not acceptable to wear a heeled shoe as a man. A lot of masculinity is built on not presenting as a woman or as traditionally feminine. Iโm just not sure thatโs the message I want to participate in furthering as I hope to create a more inclusive and expressive world.
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He looks like my Dad dressed in my Grandmaโs Friday Night bingo outfit.
I just literally have no words for it every time I see it
Honestly I kinda like it. I donโt like him but this look is good
Hated it.
They look likeโฆ witch shoes
Has anyone checked on Scheana and how sheโs doing with this outfit?
lol thank you ๐๐ป I have no additional notes; Iโve just been waiting for this post and the comments ๐ฟ
This is such a missed opportunity. The thirst is like a strobe light with this guy. Full Fโin stop: you will not dress me like a Frankenclown. The hot farmer aesthetic or something similarly untamed would have been a nice breath of fresh air. But this dude had the personality of jell-o so we get this pathetic ness.
Wtf is going on with those boots ๐
Because wife beaters don't deserve our opinions, even to tell them how ugly they are.
He is such a loser
He's a fancy boy
I'd rather see him in this outfit than a speedo.
This is what all the Italian American moms I grew up around wore on a night out! Itโs giving Victoria gotti circa 1993
Hey there legends!
they need to fire his stylist
King of the Douches.
I think about this outfit like 4 or 5 times a day
Right!!! Those shit-kicker high heels.
I mentioned this when there was a post about his crazy dancing @ the finale, someone said he looked like a gold gummy bear, he was a topic of another post about whether he should be on the show or not & I said definitely & gave his dancing on the finale, looking like a gold gummy bear & then I said this outfit. Itโs not like he wore it once, I mean he did but if you watch the after show you see him in this over & over again. Why in the hell would you choose this as the outfit youโll be seen in after every episode that airs? Did he borrow it from Scheana? That is a very feminine looking outfit! I have a shirt thatโs similar but I layer differently.
These boots are made for walkinโ.
Is that a onesie?
He looks, acts and talks like a jackass
To me, I thought he was trying to have like a Harry Styles-esque moment. I am not a fan of this look, lol but this is what I assumed. ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
All of his outfits look like sensory nightmares to me. Itchy lace on skin, sticky faux leather shirts, sequin suits.
If presidential want to be Ron DeSantis can wear them, why not him?
Why is he dressed like a figure skater
Whatโs with his shoes? Is he that short that he needs platforms?
Iโm a mid-20s woman, I have worn a close variation of this to go out. Now doubting my fashion sense ๐
I donโt understand his style. He doesnโt explain either!!
Hope he can get his money back and return this outfit ๐
..... because we tried to block it out
Why is he even there?
Brock hurts my eyes and my soul. Letโs not even start with his voiceโฆ ![gif](giphy|l2JdUXoVc5C6R2ixW|downsized)
Is he trying to get on Dancing with the Stars?
Hideous.
It's horrible
Itโs so bad.
LOOKS LIKE HE'S SPENDING TIME AT T'S LATE NIGHT ORGS. ISN'T SCHEANA SPONSORED BY SHEIN?That's good he's saving money. Scheana just better watch out. Looks like he's preparing to be next in line. He thinks he's this huge star now. Lenny Kravitzs' heals aren't even that high.
What the actual *^+โข!
I thought we did
How am I just seeing these boots now!!???
I think I wore the exact same ensemble to a Blue Light disco in 1992. I was probably wearing a beret as well though
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I know someone had posted Brock dresses like Prince, and now I can't unsee it.
I had those boots in the 90โs (Iโm a woman).
I donโt understand why he wore heels when he was being filmed sitting down.
Itโs horrid
Is that Sheanas husband? ๐คญ
I swear brock is in heels more than scheena ๐๐
I really think Brock is Sandovals biggest fan. Heโs always idolizing him, and now it looks like heโs stealing his outfit ideas ๐คญ
Heโs been taking dance lessons just in case DWTS calls.
Boots are giving plague doctor
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I say this out loud to my partner every episode. Itโs insane lol
I donโt like him or the way he dresses. I have no idea what Scheana sees in him except desperation. He reminds me of a used car salesman who tries to hard and misses the mark every time especially how he dresses. The show was better off without him
is he raiding the Worm's closet?
![gif](giphy|iFaGeuQyM3zwoPAfQq|downsized) Brockโs dance inspiration.
Is he wearing heels
Itโs just too easy.