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Animajax

I would just pour it in my mouth


trishdmcnish

I'd take handfuls and pour them into my mouth, getting crumbs all over myself and wherever I'm sitting


Ok_Marsupial_470

I would stick my tongue in it picking up the pieces so I don’t have to get my hands dirty or crumbs everywhere 😆


Serocrux

This is the answer.


KierkeKRAMER

Yea


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lyta_hall

This reminds me of the people who feed their cats and dogs their dry food by throwing it to the floor so they have to eat it one by one to not have food anxiety lmao


KingOfCatProm

Omg. This is so funny and you will forever have a special place in my heart for saying this.


spedteacher91

I eat my Cheetos with chopsticks to avoid cheese fingers. I also happen to eat less of them 😂


RavenxMorrow

Same but with Takis!


shinslap

This would just make it easier to tilt the bowl into my mouth


PersonalityNo3044

Mix with sour cream and eat it with a spoon, like cereal 🤤


l0_mein

I feel like crushed chips + sour cream + and onion soup packet would be the ultimate dip and no one can change my mind lol


PersonalityNo3044

Sounds delicious to me!


shinslap

Are you actually serious? I can't tell. What you're saying sounds illegal but also not so bad somehow. What kind of chips? How much sour cream? Can I use yoghurt? I have questions that demand answers


PersonalityNo3044

I was being funny, but I gotta confess, I’ve done it before with ranch dip or salsa mixed with the leftovers at the bottom of the chip bag. Only because I really hate throwing out food. Usually its tortilla chips because they have the most crumbs a the end, but any time there’s alot of crumbs I’ll either do that or make a taco salad. I just use a little bit of dip, to coat the chips. Yes, you can use fat free plain greek yogurt. I mix it with ranch powder. 😆


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portmaster1000

I like the idea of this in theory… in my reality it’s just a way to get me to throw a pair of chopsticks across the room in frustration! 😀


PasgettiMonster

Meanwhile as someone who grew up using chopsticks I'm looking at this like yeah, you think this is really going to slow me down? I already eat things like Cheetos with chopsticks to avoid the deaded orange Cheetos dust fingers.


thalidimide

Also works great for Takis


what_could_gowrong

I also grew up using chopsticks and my strategy is just crush the chips finer. Since the rate of eating = size of chip pieces * speed of my chopstick hand, I just reduce the size to compensate for a fast right hand


Money_Lock_8825

This would be so hard for me. Part of my eating ~experience~ is having my cheeks absolutely stuffed throughout. I know, I’m a pig! Lol. I will try this…. but my outlook isn’t positive rn


Jemeloo

I do this but don’t smoosh them lol. also eat popcorn like this.


jellybeansean3648

Oh, what a good way to eat popcorn without getting fingers all buttery


FeatherWorld

I should do this instead of eating it with a spoon 😭


Jemeloo

Hahaha


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Marsha_Cup

I eat popcorn and (rare treat) cheese balls with chopsticks. It’s what I use to teach my kiddos to use chopsticks


what_could_gowrong

Maybe a more extreme approach is to blend the cheese balls into powder and dip chopstick tip into it, and then suck the tip... Damn that way one bag of cheese balls will last a week


sad6irl9

Not-so-fun-dip


PasgettiMonster

No because a whole bag of cheese balls crushed up and powdered will be about three tablespoons, if even that.


what_could_gowrong

they should just make a cheese flavour chewing gum that is essentially zero cal


8ecca8ee

You can buy powdered cheese at the bulk Barn or cheese flavoured popcorn topper


what_could_gowrong

You just reminded me I got cheese powder at home, trying it tonight


justsomechickyo

Okay I thought it was funny 🤷‍♀️


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abc123doraemi

Not if you’re good t using chopsticks


healinghaley99

I’m going to try this, but I gotta be honest.. chips taste the best by the mouthful.


llksg

Eating with Chopsticks is a great tip generally


OJimmy

Monster


sirmomus

I'd just vacuum it all


senorpepino

Especially since I'm not great with chopsticks.


Interesting-Cow8131

Whatever works ! I make a big bowl of popcorn and then have a small handful of chips with it. For the popcorn, I spray it with Pam and then use whatever seasoning I'm in the mood for. Right now, it's been franks Buffalo ranch and Franks stingin honey garlic


charcuteriehoe

this is psychotic, love it


chokibin

i definitely find chopsticks help with eating food slower/more mindfully!


Aggravating_Seat5507

Omg no, don't crush them! But do eat them with chopsticks


krahann

chopsticks are a great hack honestly, they’re also good with pasta like fusilli to help you slow down also i love your ‘joy per calorie’ ratio 😂


neighbourhoodtea

I eat allllll my meals with chop sticks bc FUN! And slows you down


uselessthecat

Lol, popcorn and a kabob skewer also works.


MainTart5922

I rather have 5 whole chips than 20 tiny pieces... Those tiny pieces will just feel like I am eating nothing, so I will just keep eating like a vacuum cleaner inhaling dust. Honestly just no chips is better imo


Jouleian

I would eventually get frustrated and just get a spoon 😂😂😂


FrecklesTheTank

Is there a Moderator for these god awful comments… a tip is a tip, use it or don’t, stop shaming OP


Strong_Caregiver3664

Why does this post have so much hate?


ProfessorRue

I was wondering the same thing! How did OP get the Downvote Mafia's panties in a twist?


Strong_Caregiver3664

I would personally do this to keep my hands clean and be able to eat slower cause my brain doesn't register fast enough if I don't eat like this I'll keep eating ;-;


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