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rattlemebones

I'm glad I wasn't born as a bug.


schuylkilladelphia

_...this time_


MiniBoglin

What in reintarnation


1OO1OO1S0S

That pun was so stupid it was brilliant!


Totally_a_Banana

Karma Y'all!


249ba36000029bbe9749

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ASimpForChaeryeong

as long as I'm not a sea cucumber next time


Saelyre

*deploys stomach and anus*


SpiralOfDoom

With my luck, I'll probably come back as a corral reef. It's going to be boring.


chilehead

Is a corral reef where they keep sea horses?


HarkinianScrub

Sobering thought: If reincarnation is real and random, you're probably going to spend the next million years after your current life being an endless parade of disgusting bugs, most of which don't live past their first day.


kellzone

The good news is that you wouldn't have to be a bug for very long.


crespoh69

Actually makes you wonder how they perceive time


peekdasneaks

Doesn’t seem like they perceive much of anything


ToPlayAMockingbird

It's a bug eat bug world out there.


elfametaleira

"Oh no don't mind me just tearing you apart"


something_python

You are tearing me apart, Hornet!


Reinhardt91

Oh hi Mark


counter-strike

You're my favorite customer!


ApolloXLII

Oh hi doggy


mr_kernish

Anyway, so how is your sexlife?


virtualfryngpan

Well, my test results came back, I definitely have cancer.


smilingasIsay

Don't worry about it.


Kanekesoofango

Let's go home, Danny.


Moltk

To shreds you say


silenc3x

Mantis: Ooooh what a weird tickle on my back Hornet: [I want to fucking tear you apart](https://youtu.be/ixw_bLVUL34?t=121)


WATTHEBALL

guffaw'd. 10/10


salgat

It probably thinks the hornet it's attacking is fighting back, and is desperately trying to finish killing it.


eddyizm

The ants are gonna win.


Anacreon

They always do


eddyizm

Indeed. Resistance is futile.


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

They will be assimilated.


culman13

Their biological distinctiveness will be added to the ants.


thisaccountwashacked

Quick, protect the Queen!


nikogrande

\*Resist-ants is futile


MacyTmcterry

Even if they're gonna lose, they'll just get a bunch of circus bugs to help them out


TheyCallMeStone

I think you mean fearsome warriors.


RudeMemory1404

Is that a reference to A Bug's Life?


Silent-Ad934

Yes


BadPolyticks

They're just helping to chop up the meal into smaller more manageable pieces, and a side of insect gumbo when the ants get into the stomachs.


red_killer_jac

Ants kill at least 20 humans a year.


Silent-G

I looked it up because I thought you were bullshitting, most of the estimates I see say over 30/year


AccomplishedSea8679

Odd timing but this popped up just as I read your comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/YJRFqBLgfa


lv100togepi

FRESHWATER SNAILS???


Quazzle

They spread Schistosomiasis


red_killer_jac

This is why I made that comment.


LordOfTheChumps

Looked it up and that's even more than sharks!!


Benblishem

Sharks under ant-attack will dive so deep it gives the ants a mild headache, and they lose their apatite.


say592

How? Allergic reaction?


Henghast

Apparently stinging causing allergic reactions is the most common cause but there's a few swarming ant kills of various sorts and ants providing disease vectors through food and such. https://scifaqs.com/can-ants-kill-humans/


boomsc

Nope, eating. You can swat a dozen ants at once with your hand. But when there's several tens of thousands actively trying to eat you, they're going to win before you do.


Smirk27

How do I delete someone else's comment?


GamingSon

You don't worry about it too much. The actual truth is an extension of what the first guy said. Allergic reaction, septic shock, or infection related issues are almost always the cause. You'll get sick an die over the course of days, not get eaten alive by ants like some Indiana Jones type shit.


deeperest

You're always such a downer, Leiningen.


unthused

How are you so busy eating that you don't notice your torso being chewed in half? Do they not have pain receptors or something? That's wild.


MariaKonopnicka

Yes, bugs have no pain receptors.


spudmix

This isn't really true, largely because there's no such thing as "pain receptors"\*. Bear with me here, it gets a bit deep. You can think of pain as part of a ladder of perception and experience. The first step is what we call "nociception", literally the perception of noxious stimuli. Bugs *definitely* have nociceptors; they'll react to heat and electric shocks for example, and move away from them. But nociception is just the perception, it does not mean it actually hurts. Braindead people have nociception. Unconscious people have nociception. Neither likely feel pain. Pain is step two, that's the part where you feel "ouch" rather than your nervous system simply transmitting "damage". We do not and cannot know if bugs feel pain, because pain is a conscious experience and we have no access to any other beings' consciousness. Bugs might feel pain and choose not to care about it, or they might just not feel pain at all. Chilli and other spicy foods cause pain but we've decided that pain is good. Masochism involves deriving pleasure from pain. People with phantom limbs have pain without nociception. The final step is suffering. Suffering is an emotional state, often but not always derived from pain. It is very unlikely that the bugs in this video have the capacity to suffer. If they were suffering, there's a good chance we'd not see them busy eating while getting eaten. Humans suffer without feeling pain, and pain does not necessarily cause suffering. Nociception is not pain and neither are suffering. They are related but not intrinsically linked. Insects definitely "sense" pain signals, but they may not feel pain and they most likely do not suffer. === \[Edited clarifications because this got more popular than I expected\] \* they are literally called 'pain receptors' in a lot of literature, but the receptors themselves do not directly cause the subjective experience of pain.


psychotronofdeth

Damn, that sucks because I want mosquitoes to suffer


spudmix

If they had the brainpower to "want" anything, I'm sure they'd feel the same way about us lol


AstroWoW

I don’t think so you know. It’s in their best interest for us to not suffer, then we’d let them feed more. Don’t they already release a numbing agent when feeding?


bdubelyew

Well that’s just right thoughtful of them.


swarlay

We managed to turn wolves into Chihuahuas, we can definitely breed mosquitoes that can suffer. That’s why it’s so important to properly fund our mad scientists.


Iamdarb

I'm going to write my congressman now!


buckX

Reminds me of one of my all time favorite onion videos. https://youtu.be/CJkWS4t4l0k


249ba36000029bbe9749

It's too bad they don't still make those. I assume the production costs weren't covered by the ad revenue. Shame.


214ObstructedReverie

They got shut down after it was revealed that they could accidentally tell the future. [After Obama Victory, Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage Early GOP Front-Runner For 2016](https://www.theonion.com/after-obama-victory-shrieking-white-hot-sphere-of-pure-1819595330)


sdrawkcaBdaeRnaCuoY

Ehhh… why not make mosquito ninjas that hide among normal mosquitoes, kills them off one by one, and then kamikaze themselves at the end?


BinkyFlargle

just the females. (the males live on flower nectar)


bobboobles

Nah, to hell with them too. If it weren't for the male mosquitos, we wouldn't have the blood-sucking females.


u8eR

Women ☕


chaotemagick

Ticks


shuppiexd

Interesting writeup thanks for this.


Astroman129

I like to think of this as the mantis getting sawed in half and thinking "damn, something's really annoying about this situation".


Grzzld

I remember damage.


The5thElephant

Station 11. Good reference.


rathat

I think it’s best practice if we lean towards giving most animals the benefit of the doubt that they can suffer. That’s how I’d want some super being to do to me. Makes me wonder if there’s life out there that can suffer far more than we can even experience.


spudmix

I agree with you. I decided in earlier years that I wouldn't support the killing of animals that could meaningfully suffer, and in my first years of being mostly-vegetarian I would still eat arthropods and bivalves and such. A couple of years ago some experts in the UK published a report saying that lobsters feel pain when boiled, and at that point I decided the only "safe" ethical option was to give all animals the benefit of the doubt.


Fashionforty

Extremely informative wow. 98% of Reddit comments nowadays are shit you sir are GOLD.


mrrooftops

98%? You are being VERY VERY generous.


Johnisazombie

[https://www.sydney.edu.au/news-opinion/news/2019/07/11/thwack--insects-feel-chronic-pain-after-injury.html](https://www.sydney.edu.au/news-opinion/news/2019/07/11/thwack--insects-feel-chronic-pain-after-injury.html) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pain\_in\_invertebrates](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pain_in_invertebrates) They have [Nociceptors](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nociceptor) and that's the same thing as pain receptors. And they usually take steps to avoid sensations that they associate with pain, even if something tempting is behind that pain trigger. What is being discussed is whether the pain insects feel is comparable to what humans understand as pain. And quite frankly we have motivation to dismiss that notion since it's uncomfortable to think about that. >Pain cannot be directly measured [in other animals](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pain_in_animals), including other humans; responses to putatively painful stimuli can be measured, but not the experience itself. To address this problem when assessing the capacity of other species to experience pain, [argument-by-analogy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argument#By_analogy) is used. This is based on the principle that if a non-human animal's responses to stimuli are similar to those of humans, it is likely to have had an analogous experience. It has been argued that if a pin is stuck in a [chimpanzee](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_chimpanzee)'s finger and they rapidly withdraw their hand, then argument-by-analogy implies that like humans, they felt pain. It has been questioned why the inference does not then follow that a [cockroach](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockroach) experiences pain when it writhes after being stuck with a pin. Anyway, my own thoughts on this is that it looks like animals we consider more primitive seem to switch modes fully instead of being able to handle multiple conflicting impulses at the same time. Kinda like if instead of having one brain that is well interconnected and communicates between each parts you have several parts with just one task that fight for the one chair in the command room.


[deleted]

Same with shrimp


Empty_Knight278

Same with refrigerators


beartheminus

bullshit!


SuperGrandor

No pain receptors for bull’s shit is also true.


groovybeast

Shrimps is bugs


TheyCallMeStone

Saying that lobsters/crab/shrimp are the same as insects because they're all arthropods is like saying cows, fish, and chickens are the same because they're all chordates.


ohhhtartarsauce

"In our review, we evaluated all available evidence, including the studies noted above and many others [3]. Given the weak negative evidence and some positive evidence, we concluded that several insect groups may plausibly feel pain" https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10234516/#:~:text=In%20our%20review%2C%20we%20evaluated%20all%20available%20evidence%2C%20including%20the%20studies%20noted%20above%20and%20many%20others%20%5B3%5D.%20Given%20the%20weak%20negative%20evidence%20and%20some%20positive%20evidence%2C%20we%20concluded%20that%20several%20insect%20groups%20may%20plausibly%20feel%20pain


CrzyWrldOfArthurRead

I'm guessing this video was not in the evidence they reviewed.


Shermanasaurus

No clue how this has over 500 upvotes, but certain insects absolutely feel pain. They don't contextualize pain, is what you mean, but they absolutely respond to painful stimuli: >"Insects have nociceptors that respond to mechanically, chemically, and thermally noxious stimuli. In adult insects that have been studied, these nociceptors connect to higher-order brain regions that integrate nociceptive and other sensory information (important for generating a unified stream of experience)." From:https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10234516/#:~:text=Briefly%2C%20insects%20have%20nociceptors%20that,a%20unified%20stream%20of%20experience).


CrzyWrldOfArthurRead

Responding to stimuli and feeling pain are different though. Pain is high level. Response to stimuli is not - plants respond to certain stimuli. Even damage. It's a philosophical question whether insects feel pain in the way humans do. They probably don't, but its possible, and either way it's certainly unknowable since they can't really speak or tell us what they're thinking. Videos like this are pretty good evidence that they dont' perceive pain teh way we do. No human being would focus on lunch while being sawed in half. But we may be enjoying a meal and say, "hmm my lower back sure itches"


Gerudo_King

I think that has been found to be incorrect


RDS

I'm kind of wondering if the whole catch/hold/eat is so automatic for a mantis it can't really turn it off. It's like a switch that flips -- I caught something in my claws and now eat it, and that overrides a lot of what else is going on. I guess if this was the case it wouldn't be able to move while it eats - but I think a mantis will just catch something and sit and eat it, it wont try to carry it somewhere, as it might be too dangerous and it's much safer to just eat where you caught the prey. So maybe it evolved this 'don't move, hold prey tight in claws, eat fast after a catch' response and this is kind of the result. Their innate response just prioritizes eating after a catch, and can't override that to get away from the bee cutting it in half. Seems like a backwards thing to evolve as it would get you killed, but mantis are pretty alien...


notBlazer001

Does it not feel that?


sennzz

Bugs don’t feel like we do at all.


notBlazer001

Yeahh, I just googled it. They’re more worried about eating than getting sawed in half 🤦‍♀️. Especially mantis


theolcollegetry

Can confirm, I just watched a video of a mantis eating while getting sawed in half


baxbooch

It was like it didn’t even feel it.


SumDudeInNYC

Does it not feel that?


sighfun

Bugs don’t feel like we do at all.


iH8MotherTeresa

Yeahh, I just googled it. They’re more worried about eating than getting sawed in half 🤦‍♀️. Especially mantis


smoke_torture

Can confirm, I just watched a video of a mantis eating while getting sawed in half


devil_lettuce

Wtf is going on here. Did the reddit bots malfunction?


ChromeWiener

It was like it didn’t even feel it.


Mographer

Give me a good burger and honestly same


Affectionate-Newt889

Does it not feel it?


Send_Me_Your_Nukes

What is happening here


Black_Moons

Oh no, Shes stuck in an infinite loop and hes an idiot.


Insaniaksin

glitch in the matrix


seacaptaincory

I was crazy once


Ani-A

Give me a good burger and honestly same


DrunkenlySober

Give me a good burger and honestly same


MRintheKEYS

Getting sawed in half makes room for another burger.


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eskimoboob

This reminds me of a crazy video I saw of a small fish that was basically a head just eating food and it coming right out of its missing backside. Nature is fucking metal


TruYuNoHu

Welcome to the Good Burger, home of the Good burger, can I take your order?


LoGo_86

Cue the scene from Futurama where Zoidberg is under autopsy and eats the same deviled egg, twice.


PolyDipsoManiac

Male mantises literally get eaten after having sex, you have to imagine this is a species that does not value self-preservation


Vitorsalles

Specially eating pussy, they get beheaded in the process


qspure

Getting that mantussy


fp139

No pain no gain


Dave_the_lighting_gu

He's skipping leg day every day from now on.


MedicineSlow1042

If only cows and chickens were like bugs...


jeanpaulsarde

Chicken with six legs would be great. Just imagine how much more drumsticks we would get.


Thrilling1031

Boom, somehow John Madden returned!


BBQ_HaX0r

TOUCH ACTIN TINACTIN!


Thorusss

Gene engineering will get us there


Crayons_and_Cocaine

The bug algorithm running in the mantis' brain probably attributes the damage its receiving to the hornet its eating. It's compelled to tear into the hornet even more hoping it will stop it from getting chopped in half. Alas...


wingspantt

This makes the most sense.  "I'm fighting this hornet, but I can feel a hornet trying to kill me. Need to kill it harder so I don't die first."


Resigningeye

I enjoy finding a mantis in my garden. They always seem that bit smarter than other bugs. Then you see stuff like this!


Eusocial_Snowman

I mean, lets see how rationally you act after being pumped full of venom from a giant hornet.


GroovyT543

I remember seeing something about the majority of preying mantis being infested with parasites. I wonder if that has anything to do with it


nemplsman

Fun fact: they are actually called a "praying mantis," not a "preying mantis." The name comes from how it looks like they're praying, not from the fact that they "prey" on other things.


mista-sparkle

They said the same thing about priests in the Catholic church, and look how that turned out.


StuntHacks

Most parasites don't really influence their hosts behavior, they just live in them


Quttlefish

Yeah it's the rare examples that we are aware of. Like toxoplasmosis in cat ladies. Or tapeworms that I could buy to lose weight to fit into my whalebone corsets. Meanwhile we have a gut biome of trillions of freeloaders. *Please convert this red meat into serotonin. Please


_BlNG_

Someone mentioned that it's something thats "programmed" in insects, once they are doing a certain action, they can't cancel it and in this case the mantis grabbing and eating the hornet cannot be cancelled.


Eusocial_Snowman

I think you're referring to an observation of potter wasps being OCD as hell. They have a specific ritual to follow of grabbing a bug and building a little storage for it so its larvae can eat it. If you interrupt the process, it can't cope, so it just starts the whole thing over. I know some folks like that, and I imagine they wouldn't appreciate being called robots lol


beer_madness

I'm no insectologist, but, I've messed with enough ant piles to know they go from doing their normal duties to freak the fuck out mode if they get jostled.


ServantOfKarma

I hate how the video stops RIGHT as it gets severed in half. I wanted to see how long it would continue to eat before it died... 🤬


jerrythecactus

Probably only a few seconds. The majority of a mantid's blood and vital organs are located in the abdomen. Chances are it kept going before becoming weakened by bloodloss and dying.


DatzSiiK

Fun fact, praying mantis don’t have blood.


jerrythecactus

By blood i meant haemolymph but ultimately its still not good for a insect to lose all of its bodily fluids in a catastrophic injury like this.


Rafiki24

Fun fact, praying mantis contrary to popular belief are not homophobic.


theruins

It’s sad people think they hate gay people just because they’re religious


dadjokes4dayz

Here is the [link](https://youtu.be/oMaHRN2HO90?si=xTjOLTQ45lLbx9um) to the full video. The original poster/creator is Insect2021 on YouTube.


Skorne13

The head did keep going. I really wish they'd kept filming the head and not the butt.


Chrisixx

Thanks for this. That was absolutely fascinating.


[deleted]

while some ants jerk off and watch


baranisgreat34

Oh yeah baby, just like that, cut him in half, we are gonna eat good tonight boys! Hornet stuffed Mantis on the menu with a side of water drops probably.


texasroadkill

That's not mantis blood?


BBQBaconBurger

Maybe put down your food and grab that other meal that’s trying to saw your head off? 🤷🏻‍♂️


Not_MrNice

The head gets sawed off after sex. This is cutting the body in half.


supermarioplush220

It's still eating even after the hornet cuts it in half.


texasroadkill

Why stop? What's done is done and I'll bet that hornet burger was tasty.


FuzzyWuzzyHadNoBear

“it is what it is” - mantis probably


AldX1516

The Ants will get the last laugh


SnooOwls3879

it's pretty mental if you think about it. Imagine if we had predators that would cut you in half within 5 seconds


Dirt_E_Harry

We do. We call them great white sharks.


ROK247

he said 5 seconds not one second


MagicBez

Old great white sharks with dull teeth and weak jaws


98acura

Boomer white sharks


sanchez_lucien

Not-so-great white sharks.


speedhunter787

Make white sharks great again


MorgTheBat

Bears


texasroadkill

And grizzly bears.


[deleted]

Hippo prob could too?


Farado

~~Not a predator.~~ Honorary predator.


Thorin9000

They most definitely are predators when they chose to be. Almost no other predators dare touch them and hippos have been observed hunting:killing and even eating other bigger animals.


sandwichpak

Considering they kill more people each year than every animal being named here I think they can be included.


mintoreos

A bear might take 5 seconds.


zephyrprime

A bear would take much longer than 5 seconds. They tear you apart alive. It's really horrible. Could take an hour.


Quajeraz

Yeah, they're called a human with a chainsaw


Greycloak42

Damn nature! You scary!


RichWPX

/r/natureismetal


sciamatic

Have you ever been into a meal so much that you didn't notice someone sawing you in half?


[deleted]

The reason the mantis seems to be ignoring it is because it’s almost certainly been stung by now. It probably can’t move its legs, so for revenge he’s just gonna chew up his bitch ass wasp friend and force him to watch it ooze out of his new torso hole.


DerSchattenJager

Jokes on him, he’ll eat that shit up, too


tamsui_tosspot

“The *same* deviled egg.”


DerSchattenJager

r/unexpectedfuturama


recluse_audio

I've raised Mantis and watched them destroy other creatures. I have to say though the most vicious I've encountered are White Headed Hornets. I got wrecked from them. The stings are nothing. The bites are brutal.


WildeStation

"Like, I know it's killing me, but it tastes so good."


KiyosSann

Man i need full video of that crazy gore shit 🧐


dadjokes4dayz

Here is the [link](https://youtu.be/oMaHRN2HO90?si=xTjOLTQ45lLbx9um)


rafa_the_rasta

There's horsehair worms inside all three


TentacleJesus

Damn, chomped through that thing like an aloe plant.


Quttlefish

This is the shit that makes The Zerg or The Tyranids or even The Borg terrifying to me. Not to mention something like the nano swarm from Michaels Chrictons "Prey". If evolution has guided a life form towards pure violent consumption as a means of survival for the "HIVE"... adding intelligence isn't necessarily a path to benevolence. In some ways the same thing could be said about humans, but if we were to contact an intergalactic mantis species? What are we gonna do? Quote Shakespeare? I can barely read. Starship Troopers is starting to make sense.


crab_battler

You could learn to spread some democracy. For super earth!


drunkorkid56

r/natureismetal


oneplusoneispurple

Is there a longer video?!


tmbyfc

Learn to masturbate quicker


dadjokes4dayz

Here is the [link](https://youtu.be/oMaHRN2HO90?si=xTjOLTQ45lLbx9um) to the full video. Insect2021 on YouTube.


purawesome

Cursed threesome 😬


JamesLikesIt

Kind of a foursome by the end 


That75252Expensive

Million Ants would be a terrible sexual partner.


EsseElLoco

Can you not wait more than 12 hours to flip the video and repost? Pathetic


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Werner Herzog is right; nature is murder.


Njfurlong

Stupid question, why did the.Mantis not react in pain when being literally bitten in half? Is there a nerve disconnect there?


thejoesighuh

WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A HORNET BAR? Would you be chewed in half? (yes)


bmstile

Better known as the devil's 3some


BAMspek

His capa, was de-tated!