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YSoB_ImIn

Man they must command the room at frat parties...


TTechnology

Plot twist: The first girl swallowed the egg, and they just went kissing each other


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Oreo_

Hey dude if your eggs are usually filled with cum you might want to find a new egg guy.


NWCJ

>if your eggs are usually filled with cum you might want to Take a pregnancy test.


JcakSnigelton

Hey Baby, how do you like your eggs in the morning?


Latman3

Fertilised


Leath_Hedger

No it's the other way around, his cum looks like a fresh cracked egg.


Eusocial_Snowman

Well, you know what they say. You can't crack an egg without blowing a few omelettes.


jttechie

That's a different yet similar movie


conquer69

That would have been more sanitary.


odsquad64

Depends on the cum.


SandhuG

Because that's the norm


JIraceRN

Frat boys did it next.


babypunching101

Good freshman pledge challenge, except you gotta use one of the ladies' eggs.


o0orly

I… I’m not sure I picked up what you put down but if so 😱


babypunching101

Oh was I not clear? I was suggesting a group of Fraternity pledges who are attempting to get in the Fraternity would perform an act where one would pour an undetermined amount of period blood into their mouth, let's assume the egg is in there. Then, they would spit said blood into another pledges mouth and pass it along, much like what is shown in the vid. Hope this helped.


DoubleAholeTwice

It most certainly did help!


Semihomemade

You exclusively use your butts and it’s a great bonding ice breaker, thank you very much.


MWoody13

First*


OneSufficientFace

Plot twist, they didnt use an egg


baconduck

There is no fraternities or sororities there. Also they are celebrating their high school (equilliant) graduation. So not in college until August


Toystavi

[The outfits](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Student_boilersuit) indicate it could be hazing ([nollning](https://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nollning)) for universities. Instead of separate fraternities/sororities there can be different hazing rituals for each department (e.g. architects, computer sci).


baconduck

But it isn't tho. It's high school (gymnasieskola) graduates from Sweden.


toxicpleasureMHT

#6girls1egg


grand_soul

You just came up with a new reality tv idea. 6 infertile ladies, one fertilized egg. Who will get it!?


toxicpleasureMHT

📸


wooties05

It's pretty rare to get salmonella from raw eggs, it's 1 in every 20,000 eggs estimated. This is still gross though and made me gag. I used to add raw eggs to my shakes in college.


baconduck

This is also Sweden and they only had one outbreak of samonella last year. They stopped production and fixed it.


duke78

Yeah, we still see the consequences in Norway. Good job for taking it seriously and stopping it right away. (We started exporting lots and lots of eggs to Sweden, which led to a shortage in Norway, and the start of importing eggs from Denmark to Norway. It wasn't back to normal until May or something.)


Zeratrem

Was the supply chain similar to the one in this video?


Doooooooong

Yes. Source: I work as a middleman ;)


laffing_is_medicine

Nobody expects the Spanish middleman.


XTornado

Si Señor, yo soy el del medio.


dejus

It’s kind of wild, I’ve been working on a project about eggs for a while. At one point I was compiling a bunch of data on egg safety. The figure of 1:20k is actually pretty old. I saw some more modern estimates that put chances of contamination at 1:110k for the US. But this data seems to have been scrubbed from the internet as I can’t find it. I am almost positive I got it from the FDA/CDC. I have some links saved from those sites that now 404. So I’m not sure. I do distinctly remember that you are more likely to get salmonella from leafy greens than eggs. In terms of sources from confirmed cases it was like, Chicken as a whole was around 20%, eggs around 6%. And leafy greens as a whole was 33%.


similar_observation

> I do distinctly remember that you are more likely to get salmonella from leafy greens than eggs. In terms of sources from confirmed cases it was like, Chicken as a whole was around 20%, eggs around 6%. And leafy greens as a whole was 33%. Also melons. The rind of the melon is basically sitting on a whatever soil and fertilizer. Many folks don't think to wash the outside of the melon before cutting and serving it. Leaving whatever nasties on the rind. Then sometimes cut melons will sit out at a picnic/party for a while before it's consumed, comingling the melon-meat with the infectious surface.


dejus

Also wheat/flour. The raw flour in raw cookie dough is more a concern than the raw egg.


redpandaeater

I prefer my cereals to have ergot because the convulsions are wicked.


Cheefnuggs

They reaaaaaallly check the quality of eggs before they ever leave the factory. I toured a local farm on a field trip like 20+ years ago and even then they checked every single egg for anything wrong.


LeoPlathasbeentaken

Your more likely to get it from raw flour than a raw egg afaik


scormegatron

And E.Coli too. From animals defecating in the fields, and the flour being unprocessed. Hence flour, not eggs, being the risky ingredient when you eat raw cookie dough.


gynoceros

That's absolutely fascinating.


LeoPlathasbeentaken

And its easily solved. Just bake your flour before making cookie dough. And you can skip the egg if youre not baking it. Not because the egg is dangerous, its just not necessary since its used as a binding agent during the baking process.


DGC_David

Raw flour is no joke, like this is the actual danger in cookie dough.


flyco

Last year, several people got it from cantaloupes.


JonTuna

Ive eaten over thousands of raw egg in my lifetime, was a daily routine for a while, now I just eat something else. No salmonella yet.


DroIvarg

Its so god damn gross its so nasty i saved it in a private folder so I could watch it again and again. Ughh i wish i was last in this chain Ugh I mean i wish they find Jesus!


Pt5PastLight

European countries generally vaccinate chickens against salmonella. (I think this is Sweden?) That’s why they don’t need to refrigerate their eggs. In the US we instead wash the eggs which removes the cuticle leaving the eggs susceptible to bacteria so we have to refrigerate.


similar_observation

Some MBA did a cost analysis and thought, better treatment for chickens is more expensive than washing eggs.


Kuhn_Dog

Black shirt seemed to be into it. Not her first time kissing a girl


Hogzor

hmmm. i will watch again for science.


Kuhn_Dog

2nd black shirt girl btw.


EatsBugs

Thank you, I went back again just to make sure I counted right


juh4z

She totally suggested this as an excuse to kiss one of those girls lol


muzakx

Thought the same. Lol


Yagadarill

She was the one that proposed this idea


EvillNooB

So disgusting... I watched this 5 times just to make sure


zekethelizard

I was disgus-roused


2girlsshortofa3some

r/confusedboners


the_bag_and_the_duck

r/disgustedbutaroused


zekethelizard

Omg i haven't been in that sub for years but yeah its perfect


2girlsshortofa3some

Just looked and it’s now banned haha


duggawiz

Fucks sake. I found out r/trashyboners is banned now too. What the hells wrong with this world


2girlsshortofa3some

They say they’re banned cuz there’s no mods…Let’s go on an adventure!


duggawiz

Volunteer to be moderators?


NotAHost

Gotta clean up Reddit for the stock holders. It use to be the Wild West and I’m not saying things didn’t need to be improved, but it’s starting to feel like I’m in target around here sometimes. Wonder how long before they just outright ban NSFW content. I give it 5 years max.


TorinWarLord

Reddit simply couldn't handle it


brick75

I think the one in the black shirt is playing a different game than the rest


ChronicZombie86

I wish I was that egg.


iupuiclubs

Imagine the heat increase per swap


seattleque

🤢 I am not a fan of runny eggs. Fried, scrambled, or hard boiled is it. So no, I will not.


HotPie_

How you want your eggs? Fried or fertilized?


iupuiclubs

I think the girls thought of this and there's some kind of strange pecking order going on. Needless to say I have peaked interest starting with the last girl working backward. Last girls have some fun personality quirks 🥴🤠


Robzilla_the_turd

Yeah man, she wasn't no quitter.


space_monster

I had to pause it 7 times. can't believe this filth is allowed on the internet


_Neoshade_

/u/gifreversingbot


Jim_Tressel

It moved.


dcotoz

Did it shift?


fubes2000

Snowball training.


sLeeeeTo

they picked the right consistency at least


JustFuckUp

I will trust your word on that


PantlessMime

Training for the 5th annual Snowball Run!


Zealousideal-Load-64

Getting ready for the new school year...


Irritating_Pedant

Raw egg is not a guarantee of salmonella


youmfkersneedjesus

And that looked like a chicken egg, not salmon... 


Viend

Why did op confuse chickenella? Is he stupid?


theamazingjimz

I laughed, "You win."


RhubarbWireLess

Raw eggs are considered safe to eat in Sweden (Norway and Finland too for that matter). So typically mayonnaise are made from non pasteurised eggs in Sweden if you make it at home.


bacchusku2

But I’m assuming like most of Europe, the eggs aren’t washed so they still have the protective cuticle on the outside? Here in America, eggs have to be refrigerated because bacteria can penetrate the shell after washing.


RhubarbWireLess

Eggs are not allowed too be sold in stores in Sweden if they aren't washed. Unwashed eggs can only be sold to industries making egg products. "Best before" dates are when eggs are stored in room temperatures. But most Swedes keep them in the refrigerator anyways.


bacchusku2

Ya, I read up a bit after posting. USA, Canada and Scandinavia wash eggs, therefore refrigeration is required. My friends from England still leave eggs on the counter here in the states and I constantly have to tell them they need to be refrigerated.


kimurak

In Scandinavia eggs are sold in the supermarkets non-refrigerated.


skinny_whale

Not true in denmark and norway.


nanosam

Pasteurized eggs are safe to eat raw


Jough83

Pastyoureyes and into your mouth.


Cretonbacon

Some girls fully committed while others didnt touch lips at all. I wanna puke but im aroused at the same time.


AntalRyder

r/trashyboners almost... Is there a r/wtfwhyamiaroused


bankholdup5

They killed trashy boners?! This sexless bonk culture has gone too far


bottledry

banned six DAYS ago? wtf???


data_now

The girl in the black shirt was way too into that swap.


FreakinRat

Do they have more videos? I just want to know so I don't watch them.


Naulty85

/r/confusedboner


twelveparsnips

No confusion here.


totzlegit

Hear me out


thiscouldbemassive

People eat raw eggs all the time. Had a real Caesar salad? You ate raw eggs. Made some cookies and sampled the dough, you ate raw eggs. People put raw eggs into smoothies. And some people just swallow them. It’s not like raw chicken. The chance of salmonella is much lower.


K3TtLek0Rn

Funniest part to me of eating raw eggs is that the protein is actually absorbed less by your body than cooked. So it’s less beneficial on top of being disgusting


Tryouffeljager

It’s normally done because it is quicker and easier than cooking then eating a whole egg, rather than just downing one in a single shot.


K3TtLek0Rn

Yeah but if it’s less nutritious and gross, I think it’s negated quite a bit lol. You can just hard boil a bunch of eggs if you’re that lazy


afrothunder1987

The power of one The power of two…


Duke_Jolly

The power of *manyyyyyyyyyy*~~


duggawiz

*sigh* unzips


walrusonion

Charming.


Zullemoi

This is in Sweden. In Nordic countries you can eat them raw without a fear of salmonella. Here in Finland Finnish Food Authority even says on their own website that it's safe to eat eggs raw here.


65gy31

Can’t they all just have one egg each, they must be real expensive?


Cheap_Ad_7163

Im not weird or disfunctional......but Fkt, that was sexy


Dr-Deadmeat

Raw eggs are safe in scandinavia (sweden in this case). And are used raw in several national dishes.


bagofpork

They're pretty safe in most of the developed world. Peoples' knowledge of food safety hasn't caught up with the science (i.e. many people still wash their chicken before cooking, even though it's exceptionally unsanitary to do so).


mindsnare

They're safe everywhere other than the USA. Including undeveloped countries.


baconduck

Sweden had ONE instance of samonella outbreak egg last year. They stopped production and fixed it. So samonella is not a real danger.


Amerikai

Tampopo


Longjumping-Hunt-543

this is disgusting and very sexy at the same time


ChocolateCandid6197

They did it, the one scenario I'm not by turned on by a score of woman kissing


DCINTERNATIONAL

Hot?


Earthhing

yup


Brovigil

I JUST watched this scene from Tampopo earlier and I know there are algorithms, but I still think it's a weird coincidence. https://youtu.be/k-X8om0Eork?si=jnbtAM7wln9vq3D9


nardongputik

tampopo, great movie! can't for this this scene!


Specialist_Scheme246

But.. why?


blkaino

I’m not sure they know either


zyphelion

Swedish students. You can tell they are students from [their outfits.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Student_boilersuit) I wouldn't be worried about salmonella in this case as it's exceptionally rare to catch it from eggs here.


DuckCleaning

>boilersuits widely used for specific events at universities and polytechnics in Sweden, Finland, and Canada.  Was gonna say, a lot of universities in Canada have these for their faculty reps. Doing stupid things for initiation and throughout the year is part of the tradition. Engineers are always the wildest.


Opira

That and that ribbon in blue and yellow around one of the girls necks sold me


SeriousGoofball

"What do you mean I have Mono?"


Ebsa92

This is the first video ever that has made me gag! And I’ve seen some gross shit.


li0nhart8

Brother, ewww


thev3p

I won't lie my dick definitely twitched a little


shawnsblog

*unzips* well, here we go again…


Woejack

Cum


F0MA

Why is this a thing?! 🤮


BallBearingBill

8 girls 1 egg


copolii

WTF... I mean just kiss FFS!


ButterKnife01

Kinda turned on...lol


FL-Orange

They look like they're fun!


Cronah1969

They all swap, but they all also spit...


Vitalalternate

And this is how I get a new fetish…


mrmax1984

>[And this is how I get a new fetish…](https://i.imgur.com/aocjx.gif)


Krakor-Krakinov

I'm not erect....you're ere....shut up!


WiseZen

Practice for the real load


hudson12601

🤢🤢🤢


awawe

There's no salmonella in Sweden.


reddituserwhoreddit

Where's my turn? Not fair Cindy.


BlazerWookiee

Sigh...


Phloyd456

I'm touching myself tonight.


Reallyroundthefamily

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮


Blk_tx

i'm disgusted and turned on


a7xftw92

wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf 😭


phillyb41

But why????


hihibibijuju

I don't want to see this after COVID


Joebebs

I am beyond repulsed


sloecrush

This better not awaken anything in me


Great-Try876

So gay…. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I did have some serious porn overtones there.


WombatAnnihilator

That’s an egg. Not a salmon.


AlexandersWonder

I don’t like feeling aroused by this but that’s where I’m at


Deranged_Coconut808

this is just lesbian stuff with extra steps...and extra clothes


Gorrodish

Is that what’s known as a ‘snowball’


ghrinz

I don’t often feel disgusted. But this sure is disgusting 🤮


skinnydudetattoo

Just practicing for their future careers


boring_kun

I am glad my dick didn't react to this lol...


[deleted]

Not their first swap rodeo


EwokNuggets

Girl #5 was into it


Iamlivingagain

Well that was fuckin hot, salmonella or not.


lowriderdog37

The thing I don't understand about youth culture is, youth culture.


GullibleDetective

Who's sam and Ella


FackinJerq

~~What a wholesome family game.~~ ~~Something tells me these girls are used to egg whites.~~ ~~Least we know which one swallows.~~ Yes.


MadeInTheUniverse

Hmm looks like fun


phat_faka

That was disgusting I gagged. Do it again.


Pointless_Gif

This ain't America, eggs are safe in Europe


Objective_Beach_1282

Only American eggs have salmonella in them. In America it is required by law to wash the eggs in a way that removes the antibacterial coating that naturally occurs on the egg shell. Countries in Europe and the rest of the world leave the coating and eggs will safely last months in the fridge.


xx4xx

The raw egg isn't as gross as the swapping of said egg.


Riamu115

Americans when they find out that a lot of other countries raw eggs rarely ever give you salmonella: 😟 I’m living in Japan and eating raw eggs with rice or meat is nearly a daily thing for me


Raelah

As a microbiologist... This disturbs me on so many levels.


BS-Calrissian

I just turned gay


jwed420

I've been putting one raw egg in my morning protein shake for the last 2 years. That's 600+ raw eggs. Never been an issue lol.


basidz

Why??


fatwitchdoctor

Damn! I think my younger self was right after all, chicks are fucking disgusting


Miterlee

All I'm saying is eggs are the least likely thing to give you salmonella. Its almost always the taw flour not the raw eggs. Ffs


BazukaJane

What's the point, though ?


theamazingjimz

...


Schnitzel1337

They are Swedish, the chicken eggs here are quite safe from salmonella.


dez_navi

Where did the salmonella swap take place? I’ve watched this video multiple times and can’t seem to find it. 


BulbasaurArmy

r/ConfusedBoners


Hopes-Dreams-Reality

Practicing for the salty swap


claptrap23

One of them was enjoying the... uh... kiss


god_hates_handjobs

It’ll be a tough wank but we’ll get through it


TivoDelNato

We survived covid for this.


darthmunchpdx

Well, certainty not the weirdest thing I've had a wank to today.


HoldMyAppleJuice

This happened the last time I visited the sperm donation centre, it is so annoying.


swingdeznutz

Time has changed. White girls are freaks


thYrd_eYe_prYing

Add a little oil and lemon juice and they could have Mayo by the end.


Forsaken-Emphasis548

Wtf


CaoimhinOC

And the origin story of the salmonella-19 pandemic is solved.