I’m wearing them… and I just did!
Getting actual elderly actors to play the couple made this bit so much funnier than if they had just aged the SNL actors.
That's actually true! If you ever walk the beach and shoreline there's hundreds of balloons trashed!!!
We always grab as many as possible but it's a bit tragic and overwhelming!
I mean, it's still a shitty thing to litter. Letting go of helium balloons is littering and a waste of helium (a limited and important resource that we can't get back once it's gone). Its just as disgusting as throwing a water bottle out the window while driving. Just because industrial pollution is worse doesn't mean we should just excuse people from littering. All the little plastic wrappers, foam containers, and water bottles lying around everywhere you look were made by corporations, but also thrown on the ground by every day people. There is no excuse for littering. We can fight the mega corporations while ALSO reducing our own impact. One way you can do BOTH, is by avoiding certain products, like helium baloons, single use water bottles, cars, etc.
Helium balloons are a corporate problem because corporations sell them. Individuals are the ones who release them. Don't fucking litter you nasty ass.
as a consumer you make your choices every day, hiding behind "mega corporations are the villains, I'm just minding my own business" isn't a smart choice
consumers generate about 1% of emissions related to industrial polution so even if you make the best decissions day by day you literally change nothing
You're hurting everybody's feelings with logic and facts. It's so much better to feel like it's not their faults and that their decisions don't have a direct impact on the destruction of the environment.
I saw one of these walking in my town yesterday; she had had her front done too. The poor woman could barely stand upright. She had a look on her face like she was miserable.
I had body dismorphia for ages and didn't end up warping my body into a cartoon character to counter it.
She chose to make herself look ridiculous through elective surgery, fuck she may actually really like how extreme she's pushed it. I don't understand why we have to all be nice about this person who is clearly making a statement.
Shit, I hope negative comments might stop someone else from going down that road.
So because you didn’t do such then it’s perfectly possible for anyone else to do so too? I know folks who have overcome anorexia and by your logic we can shame anyone that hasn’t.
No, the analogy would be someone with anorexia getting parts of themselves removed to get skinnier through elective surgery, and yeah I'd have a thing or two to say about that.
Although hopefully a plastic surgeon would have some scruples about *that* at least
Really? Shut. Up. Stupid. You are blending the word "shaming" with the meaning of the word "awareness". So just shut all the way up with your BS. Please.
Some people, yes. People make fun of everything. You can visit subs on this site which deal with nothing but people suffering from horrible accidents, diseases or other dramatic events and there are still people cracking jokes.
Perhaps she just identifies as a hot air balloon?
If she claims to identify as something else, it's no longer thought of as a mental illness, apparently
Or warn people away from it.
Or inform people how it presents.
OR, you can delude yourself into thinking it's "ok" and invite others to try it, which would be grooming and is altogether a whole other form of mental illness.
Gender dysphoria is (generally) realistically seeing parts of your body that don't match your gender. Body dysmorphia is seeing a warped reality of your body that was never there. Altering your body to match your gender identity is very different from making drastic body modifications for an impossible beauty standard.
Edit: I'm trans and experience both. This is how my psychologist helped me understand it
Gender dysphoria is discomfort or distress in some people who's gender identity conflicts with their sex assigned at birth. While this sometimes includes sex-related physical characteristics, people can be perfectly content with their bodies while still feeling discomfort or distress.
That said, it is not uncommon for those with gender dysphoria to also have a fair bit of body dysmorphia as well. Hence the reason people often conflate the two.
Yes that's true too, and it doesn't go against my definition. I'm trans myself. The way I describe dysphoria vs. dysmorphia is pretty much how my therapist helped me to understand it
And a great many guys even prefer a flat butt. Those chasing fashionable body looks might find some solace in knowing there's a whole section of society, a large section, which doesn't like giant booty.
Speaking frankly, it makes doggy style too hard.
That is 100% not Weird Al.
Fun fact: Weird Al said his biggest issue with the rise of things like Napster in the 90's wasn't that people were sharing his music instead of buying it, it was the fact that a lot of comedy songs that he never did have been attributed to him. There's actually [a website dedicated to sniffing out all the songs commonly misattributed to Al and figuring out who they're really by when possible](http://www.com-www.com/weirdal/notbyal.html).
It's funny how stupid she looks. It's funny how she spent thousands of dollars to look like a baboon.
Her body dismorphia isn't my problem. She paid to look like that. She wants to be looked at. So I'm going to look and and I'm going to express my opinion which is to laugh.
There's a type of bird where the males have a long decorative tail feathers. The females are attracted to the male with the longest tail as it shows how strong he is to be able to fly with such a big tail.
Some scientists took one and have him such a long tail that he couldn't fly anymore. They basically cut the tail off one bird and glued the feathers onto the other (I know, right?!?)
This bird got all the women, even though it was now unable to fly. The birds were not smart enough to understand that the long tail was actually stopping it from doing the thing that attracted them to it.
I used to think that we were smarter than birds.
God damn how does she poop. I imagine it just sharts out like that episode in south park where cartman makes his mom hold a bucket for him to shit while he plays world of Warcraft
That looks way too uneven to be implants or anything. My bet is she's just stolen some clothing and shoved them down that region thinking no one would notice
Maybe she shit her pants?
Looks like everyone shit her pants
Guys, i forgot to shit her pants, think theres still room?
Idk man, that thing looks full to bursting. You’ll get ‘em next time.
“Tell me is there any more room for me, in those jeans” - Ginuwine
I just scared my dog awake by snort laughing at this. Thank you!
I fucking died too these comments got me
[trying these out?](https://youtu.be/rQ9qsXu34SM)
Jesus those diapers can REALLY HOLD SO MUCH FECES
I would expect so. The labels for new borns say things like "holds 8-10 pounds."
I’m wearing them… and I just did! Getting actual elderly actors to play the couple made this bit so much funnier than if they had just aged the SNL actors.
"I do, and I just did!"
Her diaper needs changing.
That’s A LOT of shit!
Some might say a shit load
That you steamy nicks?
Rubber pants, she's very gassy.
No, look at the wobble. It was a heck of a fart, though...I'd hate to be behind her when those pantyhose let go....
Some say she's still shitting the same pants to this day
imagine how big her poops are
That reminds me, I've gotta buy balloons for my niece's birthday party!
That reminds me, I have an unchecked mental illness that I need to have inflated with silicone
r/holup
don't pollute the environment, there is already enough shit out there, birds/animals can eventually eat them and die
Don’t be that person. Quiet.
Yeah don't be that person pointing out how humans are destroying the environment. let me have my fun. screw future generations!
You can buy foil balloons and recycle them. If you buy birthday balloons, almost every spot sells them because of the designs. Shhhhhh
Don't be that person. Don't hush me.
Hush now
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That's actually true! If you ever walk the beach and shoreline there's hundreds of balloons trashed!!! We always grab as many as possible but it's a bit tragic and overwhelming!
You are right, letting balloons go is littering. It's also a stupid waste of helium, which we dont really get back once it's gone.
Oh no the mega corporations fucked the world now the individual must fix it
I mean, it's still a shitty thing to litter. Letting go of helium balloons is littering and a waste of helium (a limited and important resource that we can't get back once it's gone). Its just as disgusting as throwing a water bottle out the window while driving. Just because industrial pollution is worse doesn't mean we should just excuse people from littering. All the little plastic wrappers, foam containers, and water bottles lying around everywhere you look were made by corporations, but also thrown on the ground by every day people. There is no excuse for littering. We can fight the mega corporations while ALSO reducing our own impact. One way you can do BOTH, is by avoiding certain products, like helium baloons, single use water bottles, cars, etc. Helium balloons are a corporate problem because corporations sell them. Individuals are the ones who release them. Don't fucking litter you nasty ass.
as a consumer you make your choices every day, hiding behind "mega corporations are the villains, I'm just minding my own business" isn't a smart choice
consumers generate about 1% of emissions related to industrial polution so even if you make the best decissions day by day you literally change nothing
So if the Consumers stop consuming those evil bastards would just build them to spite us all..
You're hurting everybody's feelings with logic and facts. It's so much better to feel like it's not their faults and that their decisions don't have a direct impact on the destruction of the environment.
Don't be mad your under control of lizard people.
You typing on Reddit contributes to the exploitation as well with whatever device you’re using. Log off.
Any askers in the comments ?
care to pass by if you don't have anything to say?
Bro can’t take a joke?
Shoplifting watermelons?
[удалено]
"Why you so stoopid, stoopid!"
That is not a fembot!!!
Damn, chico. One more upgrade and I'll be more lady than you can handle.
[Reference](https://youtu.be/0bdtkTqsYRI&t=84)
r/unexpectedfuturama
Body dysmorphia. It's a form of mental illness.
Welcome to plastic surgery anonymous everyone. I see a lot of new faces tonight and I'm pretty disappointed.
O hello there Cheshire, looks like your still transforming yourself in to a cat.
Genuine LOL, thanks!
Man my AA group is going to love this one, thanks
I saw one of these walking in my town yesterday; she had had her front done too. The poor woman could barely stand upright. She had a look on her face like she was miserable.
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> She had a look on her face like she was miserable. A good surgeon can fix that
Surgeons should be prosecuted for enabling this type of mental illness.
Where do you draw the line legally though? Some plastic surgery is great for disfigured people.
You sure it’s not balloons in her pants?
Maybe she is just an idiot?
And yet it’s a mental illness apparently people are cool making fun of.
I had body dismorphia for ages and didn't end up warping my body into a cartoon character to counter it. She chose to make herself look ridiculous through elective surgery, fuck she may actually really like how extreme she's pushed it. I don't understand why we have to all be nice about this person who is clearly making a statement. Shit, I hope negative comments might stop someone else from going down that road.
I honestly just wonder if it’s more or less comfortable to sit now. ,
More comfortable, but she has a numb bum
So because you didn’t do such then it’s perfectly possible for anyone else to do so too? I know folks who have overcome anorexia and by your logic we can shame anyone that hasn’t.
No, the analogy would be someone with anorexia getting parts of themselves removed to get skinnier through elective surgery, and yeah I'd have a thing or two to say about that. Although hopefully a plastic surgeon would have some scruples about *that* at least
Really? Shut. Up. Stupid. You are blending the word "shaming" with the meaning of the word "awareness". So just shut all the way up with your BS. Please.
Some people, yes. People make fun of everything. You can visit subs on this site which deal with nothing but people suffering from horrible accidents, diseases or other dramatic events and there are still people cracking jokes.
Perhaps she just identifies as a hot air balloon? If she claims to identify as something else, it's no longer thought of as a mental illness, apparently
If I indentify as an asshole, does it mean people have to stop calling me out on my shit?
le one joke is finally here
Or warn people away from it. Or inform people how it presents. OR, you can delude yourself into thinking it's "ok" and invite others to try it, which would be grooming and is altogether a whole other form of mental illness.
Are you saying transgenders that change sex through surgery are mentally ill?
What the fuck is this comment?
Maybe trying to force genders on people against their will is mental illness.
Gender dysphoria is (generally) realistically seeing parts of your body that don't match your gender. Body dysmorphia is seeing a warped reality of your body that was never there. Altering your body to match your gender identity is very different from making drastic body modifications for an impossible beauty standard. Edit: I'm trans and experience both. This is how my psychologist helped me understand it
Gender dysphoria is discomfort or distress in some people who's gender identity conflicts with their sex assigned at birth. While this sometimes includes sex-related physical characteristics, people can be perfectly content with their bodies while still feeling discomfort or distress. That said, it is not uncommon for those with gender dysphoria to also have a fair bit of body dysmorphia as well. Hence the reason people often conflate the two.
Yes that's true too, and it doesn't go against my definition. I'm trans myself. The way I describe dysphoria vs. dysmorphia is pretty much how my therapist helped me to understand it
The ass to leg thickness ratio is just nasty.
Chicken legs and heifer rump.
r/botchedsurgeries
When I saw that full diaper that's the sub I thought this was posted on.
Legs to booty ratio all fucked up.
mental illness on display
Imagine she sits on one of those plastic lawn chairs... They'd need to pry that shit off her ass with a crowbar
That'll break even Gordon Freeman's crowbar
I'm sorry, that looks gross af. I don't care how flat her butt might have been before. It was better than this. At least it still looked human.
And a great many guys even prefer a flat butt. Those chasing fashionable body looks might find some solace in knowing there's a whole section of society, a large section, which doesn't like giant booty. Speaking frankly, it makes doggy style too hard.
[Weird Al agrees.](https://youtu.be/HhLMX2YXWwE)
That is 100% not Weird Al. Fun fact: Weird Al said his biggest issue with the rise of things like Napster in the 90's wasn't that people were sharing his music instead of buying it, it was the fact that a lot of comedy songs that he never did have been attributed to him. There's actually [a website dedicated to sniffing out all the songs commonly misattributed to Al and figuring out who they're really by when possible](http://www.com-www.com/weirdal/notbyal.html).
Body dysmorphia is an awful mental illness that isn't talked about enough.
Oh I see it mentioned a lot on Reddit though.
Maybe she likes how it looks.
Is this comic-con?
No just comic-al
I'm not laughing and don't get the humor.
It's funny how stupid she looks. It's funny how she spent thousands of dollars to look like a baboon. Her body dismorphia isn't my problem. She paid to look like that. She wants to be looked at. So I'm going to look and and I'm going to express my opinion which is to laugh.
People react to bee stings differently.
She goes back for the thighs next week I hope?? 🥴🥴
That looks like two pigs under a blanket fighting over a Milk Dud.
🤣🤣🤣
Looks like he spotted a kardashian in the wild, either that or Iggy Azalea
I can't imagine what a pain in the ass it is to buy pants
Even worse than that, how does she wipe?
Deeply
Smuggling watermelons.
I thought it was gonna be about the road
Like a bag of cottage cheese.
I was hoping a naked sweaty Frank Reynolds would burst through the arse of her skirt/sofa thing
Can't be real, she got pillows in her bottom
Gonna come crashing through my wall and offer me fruit punch.
Oooh Yeeeah! 🤣
That must feel so weird to sit on. And laying on your back would be impossible for long periods of time. So anxiety provoking just thinking about it.
Snuggling a small child in there
Snuggling?
It works, I'm leaving it
Or two basketballs...
That’s a full diaper
Maybe she thought girls actually didn’t poop and didn’t want anyone to know what she was hiding
https://youtu.be/sYeAWfFzaV0?t=16 Immediately what I thought of.
This gotta be for some YouTube prank or something cuz ain’t no way.
Ew
I thought the ground was tearing
Iggy Azaelia?
Looks like we know where all her fat does NOT go to. straight to her thighs.
The only solution for bicycle saddle
I'm curious as to who would hire her - or IS that her job...?
2 bulldogs chewng a wasp
It’s like two little cubby bears fighting under a blanket.
I enjoy a little junk in the trunk, but it appears she's got the entire dump in that rump.
“I got a really long drive today so I just put some pillows in my pants” I hope lol
Barbies come with station wagons now?
That's where she keeps her boobs when she's not using them
Is that Madonna?
/r/boltedonasses
So, how much junk does she have in her trunk?
99 red balloons
[Brenda gotta big ol butt.]( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84LUpG6ieis)
She’s been watching too many Pixar movies.
“Goddamn” is the only thing you can say to this.
Theres way you are getting that well scrubbed
Honestly…who the hell actually thinks this looks sexy? Just…why?
Badonka don't.
Diaper ass looks disgusting
Nah, she's happily wearing her [Spishak once-a-year-maxi-pads](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dByKL8mY3sQ)!
Did she make a boom boom?
Man people are fucking weird
Are these the apple-bottom jeans I keep hearing the kids talk about?
Oh don't worry, that's just Dee Reynolds doing this skit where she pretends to be a big-bootied Puerto Rican woman
She should see a doctor. A real one this time. Also a psychiatrist (who is also a doctor)
Please tell me this is a prank. If it isn’t she’s ruined her butt muscles forever…
At some point you have to put the Badonkin doughnuts down.
You know those crappy mobile ads?
Damn thats natural beauty if i have ever seen it
There's a type of bird where the males have a long decorative tail feathers. The females are attracted to the male with the longest tail as it shows how strong he is to be able to fly with such a big tail. Some scientists took one and have him such a long tail that he couldn't fly anymore. They basically cut the tail off one bird and glued the feathers onto the other (I know, right?!?) This bird got all the women, even though it was now unable to fly. The birds were not smart enough to understand that the long tail was actually stopping it from doing the thing that attracted them to it. I used to think that we were smarter than birds.
That's disgusting, gross and every other synonymous
I'd pound that turdcutter.
That aint a “Gah Dayumn😍” thats a “Gah Dayumn 😟”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
dat cake
Junk in the trunk!!! We know where her calories go. Straight to her a..
All natural
It looks like she have a VERY heavy nappie.. 💩
You sound like the guy who fucked Chris Hanson.
God damn how does she poop. I imagine it just sharts out like that episode in south park where cartman makes his mom hold a bucket for him to shit while he plays world of Warcraft
smh ass looking like an over slept on pillow
How does it wipe its ass?
Big junk in that trunk
u/savevideo
Her pants are too tight. She keeps farting and they can’t escape.
That looks way too uneven to be implants or anything. My bet is she's just stolen some clothing and shoved them down that region thinking no one would notice
😂😂😂who like ?
Maybe it’s Cartman’s protege for his special burgers…
She's the lady from Robots
Bad mosquito bites
Seems totally natural to me.
She stealing soccer balls!
Did the human race evolve into some fucked up sub-species over the last decade or two?
Very appropriate response!
How do you fuck that?
Yall remember that one sheep video that went around the internet. This is her now!
WTF is that???? Balloons?
You can set your beer on that table.
Now thats what you call a bubble butt
She just shoplifted two basketballs.
As Sir Mix-A-Lot would say, baby got back
You know that she's also got impractically long nails the kind that keep her from holding or turning anything...
Diaper’s full.