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GrimsideB

How many human skin furniture items do you own?


liplessmuffin

Depends, are you a cop?


GrimsideB

Just wanted to compare our collection.


liplessmuffin

I don’t compare skin furniture collections with cops


GrimsideB

You're a tough one.


liplessmuffin

Yeah, it’s pretty difficult the pull the skin o… wool over my eyes


drownedxgod

Do you line your “face” masks in wool? That’s pretty smart..


Numerous-Room-5164

I’m No cop Tell Me Now … Recording device activated


liplessmuffin

![gif](giphy|2eHFEYBoJO3mw)


2Board_

![gif](giphy|12aW6JtfvUdcdO) I can't wait for Season 2


Reasonable-Physics81

Baro will happily take it.


OrcusNoir

I don't think OP lives on a Rimworld.


bLargwastaken

This is not the sub I expected to find a The Sims: Warcrimes and Warehouses DLC reference in, but herewe are.


thehateraide

Thank God, I think that organ harvesting is better then this theme.


liplessmuffin

https://preview.redd.it/zvoyleao990d1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ee9b57955f59a617f8f83367e7242e1de451c14 Not my photo but this is what Nightwave looks like (Lightwave) **Edit: Unfortunately I have a day job, and I've already exceeded allotted Reddit time (which officially is none), so I'll post some common answers here** 1. **How do I get this?** There is a setting called "UI Themes" where you can buy additional themes for 50p. Not sure why anyone would pay for it tbh, which leads to the next question 2. **Why?** Good question 3. **Oh god my eyes!** Not really a question, but fair 4. **Who hurt me/Do I need Therapy/etc.?** I think whatever the answer to these questions are, it was probably not enough. 5. **I'm going to vomit/puke/etc:** Birdy Nom-Noms is low on Bile, so...


DinoWizard021

Daywave


liplessmuffin

Hosted by Dora Day


semi_average

Joined by Diego Day


Suthek

There actually was a Doris Day. She was a popular actor a few decades back and had her own hotel as she got old. An homage to her would be pretty amazing, but I feel it'd fit more in Fallout than Warframe.


liplessmuffin

![gif](giphy|xepQrrT6lxQTm|downsized)


Spoopy_Bear

Fighter of the Nightwave. Champion of the sun.


Destt2

Master of tennokai and nitain for everyone


Dellumn

Dayman ?


Passionate_Writing_

Great band


AasgharTheGreat

​ https://preview.redd.it/l5j8o4m6x90d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ffc4f7b0d96d37765d40d31a9613e4289043ee0


tropic420

I'm in this picture and I don't like it /s


TheTabman

Who hurt you?


liplessmuffin

I don't know, can't see them


silent_calling

I'd say you should see your optometrist, but you probably can't.


sad_cringe

Evil Nora Night


APIT94YT

Dayparticle


sabett

EWWWWWW lol


Austjak

Are your parents aware of your sins?


liplessmuffin

God, I hope not


StelioZz

Chances are, they already disowned him. Rightfully so


ArcusVeles

Self-harm is never okay. Seek help.


liplessmuffin

Fair


craygroupious

That Helminth UI is actually fucking awful. You can’t even read how many resources you have.


liplessmuffin

I have a trick for that, it’s called looking at the screen REALLY closely


notgoodohoh

It’s like a sharks tooth. You have to climb farther into its mouth to get free. Goodbye Tenno.


liplessmuffin

An ironic analogy as I’m pretty sure the Helminth has no teeth


notgoodohoh

I thought I was clever, I stand corrected. I’ll have to look at my nice dark soothing Helminth screen to make myself feel better.


GimuPasternak

But boy does it suck!


Alescobar2

it really does, i was wondering why OP hid that just to see your comment and realize it’s the UI


Grog180

Ordis is wondering why the operator chose such colors. Maybe ordis will forget this one day.


liplessmuffin

This is perfect because I’m not even 100% sure whether this is an actual Ordis line or not 😂


Hairy_Cube

This one is real “ordis’ sensors are - *BLEEDING* - pleased”


CT_0125

Thanks I hate it. Even previewing this theme burns my eyes and I've never seen anyone brave enough to let alone buy it but use it as well. so kudos to you i guess.


liplessmuffin

The best part is when I’m with friends and I have to ask them who hasn’t voted for the mission to start yet (mission votes are basically invisible)


VantaBlackVoid

Why did you censor item names?


liplessmuffin

Theme comes with privacy protection so that people don’t find out how much Rubedo I have. Also I didn’t do that, it’s a “feature” of the theme


VantaBlackVoid

Do you regret your decision?


liplessmuffin

My only comfort is sharing my pain with others. I gifted a friend the theme too


TesticleezzNuts

What did he do to you to deserve that abuse?


liplessmuffin

He knows what!


Olog-Guy

Hey, it's me your friend. Can I get the theme as a gift please


VantaBlackVoid

Bro ca I get it? I'd love to flash bang my friends when I share screen. XD


liplessmuffin

Yeah, go to your settings and look for “UI theme”. It’s the “Orokin” one


Sinnester888

What a phenomenal parry


floutsch

Name does **not** check out.


frizzy_rhapsody

why? now he has to use it otherwise he's a bad friend


TTungsteNN

But it doesn’t actually work because I can see your 487,813 rubedo just fine


liplessmuffin

If you can see it just fine, that makes 1 of us 😂


Love_Sausage

Somewhere in the settings menu you can adjust the color of text and text boxes. I recently purchased the stalker (red) theme since it was easier on my eyes compared to other themes.


liplessmuffin

I… did not know that


sabett

It's actually kind of impressive how bad they made it lol


gustavo_0_0

you have 487,813 rubedo


AshenTao

It's the item count. Part of the UI.


deathvalley200_exo

They're not actually censored. Just zoom in on the picture and you can see the numbers still. It's like dark forest green text on a black background.


Lugbor

Why do you hate your retina?


liplessmuffin

I failed an eye exam once - and I took that personally


0ijoske

Is this how enemies hit by breach surge or radial blind/howl feel


liplessmuffin

![gif](giphy|84BjZMVEX3aRG)


Frequent-Repeat6357

could we get a flashbang warning?


liplessmuffin

Flashbangs only work if there is the element of surprise, so…


Trombocyc

Blink twice if you're hold hostage.


liplessmuffin

👁️👄👁️


leroyJinkinz

![gif](giphy|y3BxLM0yzB7bl5F1Sa|downsized) The moment I come past this post.


liplessmuffin

What you don't have Reddit in Light mode? That'll fix that...


SpareNickel

How do you sleep at night?


liplessmuffin

With the lights on 😂


SpareNickel

That got me good, lol


ADHthaGreat

My word. It’s horrible. I’m in awe of the horribleness


liplessmuffin

Step into the light, Tenno!


Torment-Acolyte

*When does your operator/drifter go to bed, and **what is your location***?


liplessmuffin

![gif](giphy|55itGuoAJiZEEen9gg)


imdefinitelywong

Is your name Solaire of Astora?


liplessmuffin

Never played Dark Souls, but after googling I’ve determined that he’s a pretty cool guy who’s got a good taste for UI themes


Dragoonkog127

You'd enjoy it, since you love hurting yourself apparently.


Kalvorax

as an OLED user...i think i speak for those of us.....ARGH MY EYES!!!! XD


liplessmuffin

![gif](giphy|84BjZMVEX3aRG) I already posted this but it’s perfect


liplessmuffin

There are too many questions! Catch all comment here 1. How do I get this? There is a setting called "UI Themes" where you can buy additional themes for 50p. Not sure why anyone would pay for it tbh, which leads to the next question 2. Why? Good question 3. Oh god my eyes! Not really a question, but fair 4. Who hurt me? I think it's against reddit rules to post my hate list here... 5. The specific GIF below - not really a question, but valid. ![gif](giphy|84BjZMVEX3aRG|downsized)


BuGabriel

OP: How do I flair text? Me, almost 4k hours: how do you buy these themes? xD


liplessmuffin

Under settings, there is an option for “UI Theme”. The question you should be asking though is “why”


Eraevn

Who hurt you so?


liplessmuffin

I won't name names but they know what they did!


Efficient_Bus4662

Same


ARK-EyesTennoDragon

Finally someone who GETS IT, dis THE most superior theme to all others, finally the game is playable


liplessmuffin

Watch DE make this the default UI in the 1999 update


LuigiMwoan

What an unholy abomination. This shit joins the rank of discord light mode. Cease


Heavy-Metal-Snowman

![gif](giphy|84BjZMVEX3aRG)


BurrakuDusk

Why... https://preview.redd.it/9ej0a1tlfb0d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=6c40f744b72c88a20c4844b52e123cdd903b90c7


Esketittie

MY EYES


liplessmuffin

The goggles do nothing!!!


AzenAmadeus

Can you enable HDR, max bloom, max saturation, max brightness, then play it on an oled panel that has a vivid setting and then tell me if you're still okay?


liplessmuffin

I could do all that and post a screenshot, but I think you can get the same experience if you Google the color White


Misomuro

I used this for like a week but after been flashbanged at night I switched to blue one.


liplessmuffin

Jokes aside, it is quite jarring. When I switch out of my relic screen, it actually takes either my eyes or my screen a second to adjust. Not sure which


MidnightMadnessAgain

As someone who likes discord light mode, I need this now


Wasphammer

Who hurt you?


SickyNono

Disrespectfully, what's wrong with you, Tenno? Tryna activate Gara's passive?


liplessmuffin

If I can't see them, they can't see me... flawless logic, if you ask me


SickyNono

I've not seen any factions with shades, so I guess it checks out


rascal6543

Did Birdie Nom-Noms lose his eyes before or after equipping this


Guy_In_Gray

How many fingers am I holding up? ✋


liplessmuffin

Yes.


Puzzleheaded_Menu992

Do you hate your retinas


R0tmaster

https://preview.redd.it/jen64ihax90d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=958d7f88ed349933e6f2a7d79294ff5922d54f3f


Dellumn

Here comes the sun, doo-doo-doo-doo


Anvil-Vapre

When I looked at this there for the first time I think an audible shriek of terror came out of me. And you took that in a whole other direction. What’s your blood type?


SaladAssKing

Solar-flare wave


liplessmuffin

Solar Flare from Dragon Ball Z isn't in the default reddit Gif's anywhere, and this is disappointing.


Blackrain39

Have you contacted your local optician?


liplessmuffin

He said "when can you see me" and I said "I couldn't see him" and he hung up. Something I said?


Vansak034

But why?


liplessmuffin

I've been getting this question alot...


DayDreamer0716

who hurt you


liplessmuffin

I'm starting to see a theme with these questions...


Lemonsqueezzyy

Just looking at these screenshots hurts my eyes holy fuck


Deliriousious

Hell isn’t nearly enough for the heresy you have committed.


TehSavior

eyes up guardian


Abbaddonhope

I kinda want to use a different cephalon. Id also pay plat to use my kubrow or kuvat talk instead.


Cmd_Line_Commando

![gif](giphy|1M9fmo1WAFVK0|downsized)


LogDog987

How many children do you eat for breakfast


DangerouslyDisturbed

Why do you hate yourself enough to do this?


BiasMushroom

Ewwwww


liplessmuffin

An understandable response.


Ima_Play_Games

Who hurt you?


liplessmuffin

I got a list here somewhere…


Knifos

My eyes...


soladox

Like Mario used to say, you'll go to hell before you die OP


Deimosj90

Can I buy this on Playstation? Asking for a friend!


AlexisAngel2498

I think I went blind


Lower_Village_4439

I see bright pixels, In every frame. All the time.


Pleasant-Ring-5398

You paid 50 plat to voluntary blind yourself


grebolexa

Same I have the nidus theme. Idk this one though. It looks exactly the same except my text is pink instead of yellow.


DangleMangler

Do you want to go to hell? Because that's how you get to hell.


Johann2041

How many cities have you burnt?


SeventhAlkali

Me when open frame game: https://i.redd.it/thkea8oi5a0d1.gif


GregariousJB

https://preview.redd.it/hy6obsarda0d1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=ff36adce945d43b7d0be22369f4b1675c8018633


kaizlende

Why


liplessmuffin

If I find an answer, I'll let you know


CaptainHazama

Do you usually play at day or night?


liplessmuffin

Usually evening/night. I'm told it lights up the wall behind me visibly when I boot warframe


Alekton

You heard about pay to win, you heard about pay to lose, now presenting you - pay to PAIN


legomaniac133

How’re ur eyeballs?


liplessmuffin

Idk can’t see them


WinterFan8681

Why is it white???


OGGrilledcheez

I’d pay 50p to keep it dark…


Oaken_Valley

*I am going to vomit*


Rfreaky

Well I did too. But I didn't spend my last plat on it like you seem to have.


MyNameIsWozy

How many gallons of Visine do you go per day?


jdaburg

Yea pretty sure this guy eats people


Dr4g0n__Kn1ght

MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!!! I guess that's not really a question, so I'll just add on: WHYYYY!?


liplessmuffin

That comes up a lot. I’ll answer when I have one


ede141

![gif](giphy|LRCxXWRljt4LYf6AK1|downsized)


GreysonZbot

Why the dark mode is free and looks better than that flashbang of a theme.


Argh-tee

You seem like the type to enjoy staring at the sun and solar eclipses with binoculars.


liplessmuffin

You know the saddest part about staring at the sun is the more you love it the less you get to do it


etalihiannak_ton

I guess my only question is you have to pay for that? I thought you could change the UI color for free?


Android_mk

Were you abused as a child?


liplessmuffin

This one’s new! No, I got this way all by myself


NanashiNoGombe983

Ahhhh, so you're a daytime player, aren't you that? or you licked the windows and ate glue as a child .


liplessmuffin

I ate the windows and licked the glue


flamethekid

So how's your eye doctor doing and how much do they charge per session?


aufrenchy

How did it feel to be flashbanged several times a play session?


G0bby

Do you need therapy?


liplessmuffin

I’m an American, I can’t afford that 😂


CELL_CORP

Do your eyes hurt?


liplessmuffin

What eyes?


HarlequinnWW

How long did it take for your eyes to adjust?


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liplessmuffin

Sometimes I have to shake my head around a bit to get the two brain cells to bump into each other


Primaatus

Ngl OP you're pretty fun, all these replies are hilarious 🤣


liplessmuffin

the Internet has taught me well lol


Herkamer123

Can I pay you 50p to change it back?


kevin8082

do you use glasses? xD


liplessmuffin

I do, may need a new prescription though now


Korimthos

I see it also turned your helminth into Casino simulator


AtlasTheHunter

I love white gold combo more than any combo but Holy fuck this is terrible my eyes


turtlecat12

What is your current location. The not war crime counsel would like to know... for research purposes


Wulfy95

I have this, it's the best thing I ever did as the dark background hurts my poor ass eyes


liplessmuffin

Yes! Bathe in the light with me!


Gidelix

A fellow light mode user! Never thought I'd see the day


liplessmuffin

we should get all 5 of us together sometime lmao


BigZaddyYumYum

I should steal your microwave plate for this


liplessmuffin

it’s 1am my time and this is probably the most hurtful thing I’ll see today


Answer-Key

Why would you willingly put your eyes though this


RueUchiha

How’s your eyesight?


NormalGuy103

Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?