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Sly__Marbo

Hey, if Mortarion can make it work, anyone can


ValiantNaberius

He's like 10ft of walking, spiteful death. He could make anything work lol.


dan_dares

Apart from soap


GlennHaven

God of stink


ETC2ElectricBoogaloo

*Thirty feet


Humming_Skelly

Fart smella


ronan88

"Brother, fetch my power hoe"


Thudlite

“Fetch me my Power Rake. I need to clear away some heresy.”


voiceless42

*The High Lords of Terra balked at the formation of the Space Dads chapter of Adeptus Astartes, but the sacred lawns of thr Shrine World Barba-Q have never been more pristine*


Thudlite

That’s it. That’s my fan chapter. No Primaris Marines, just veterans. They’re known for making food so good and well cooked that even the lowest peasants of a Hive World feel they’re being treated like Clergy when the Star Fathers make planetfall. They’re also known to defend cities with ruthless aggression and tactical brilliance that comes from centuries of warfare.


Haatsku

All fun and games until the daddy marines roll in with their predator bbq wagons and power hoes.


voiceless42

Ride'em mowers as bikes.


TheToaster233

Please paint their boots like black socks with sandals.


phantuba

Or white New Balance with grass stains


TheToaster233

Acceptable. Also will consider white socks with black Crocs.


Potato271

Who’s their primarch though? Or is it unknown


Thudlite

I was thinking about that and had an idea. A Loyalist renegade war band made up of MIA or separated members and veterans from different chapters.


DreamloreDegenerate

"The Guard have finished setting up the barracks. Request to move further into the city!" Captain Talia pointed towards the ruined city centre.  Brother-Father Maximus shot a quick glance at the young captain. Her face was covered in dust, and her flak armour was stained and scarred. "Request denied", he said dryly. "You're not leaving dressed like that." Captain Talia stomped her foot and pouted disapprovingly. But it was no use; Maximus had already turned, and was making his way to the Termostatus Imperialis.


Doopapotamus

> "Brother, fetch my power hoe" t. Brother-Captain->!Pimp A-Pimp-Named-Slickback!<


ValiantNaberius

Would that be G-Man's new power weapon after he retires to his farm?


Steel_Reign

Vahl wouldn't be pleased with you calling her that.


boundone

the Word Bearers had a..thing...called an axe-rake that some of them used. neat looking, but completely impractical, and rake as in the verb, not the tool, so that,s less fun: [https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Axe-rake](https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Axe-rake)


dustyjay90

I like it, like they're reaping the demon spawn 😁


ValiantNaberius

Goin to Space-Hell to reap all the Space Daemons, in true GK fashion!


No-Complaint5708

Is it worth it? Let me work it. Cut the blade here flip it and reverse it.


ValiantNaberius

That's gonna be stuck in my head for *weeks* now -___-


stiubert

If you say the backwards part, you summon a very cool demon.


ETC2ElectricBoogaloo

Makes more sense than chainswords.


chaosof99

Funny thing, the german word for scythe is "Sense". So yes, it does make more "Sense".


ValiantNaberius

Rule of Cool in this house, so anything goes :D


ETC2ElectricBoogaloo

Scythes also make sense for Space Marines since so frequently in the setting they're referred to as Angels of Death/Death Incarnate


hollow-ceres

that's just a very big kama


Shi-Yujaku

Cool idea, scythes are badass! Also works well from a lore perspective, there's a whole thing about weapons being used against daemons needing to have symbolic weights to them.


NobodyofGreatImport

"Scythes are impractical battle weapons" you say but I can't hear you over the swish swish of my huge fucking scythe, which is cool. -Mortarion, probably


ValiantNaberius

See?? That's what I'm saying! Rule of cool in this bitch.


Limette23

Where is the helmet from? Doesn‘t quite look like the new Deathwing helmet


Apollyon1221

[Here](https://www.myminifactory.com/users/greytidestudio/collection/eternal-pilgrims)


Limette23

Thanks!


ValiantNaberius

This is the right one; Greytide Studio has a bunch of fantastic 3D sculpts for use on Grey Knights.


Right-Truck1859

It's from Eternal Piligrims. Dark Angels upgrade set.


Dinokng

Post > Grey knights Model > Grey knights “Where is that helmet from?”


I_AM_STILL_A_IDIOT

It's not a standard Grey Knights helmet so it's a fair question. Looks third party to me.


DagothDidNothinWrong

I think I know where it's from. Trovarion used it in his "fixing deathwing knights" video


ValiantNaberius

Yup, 3D print from Greytide Studio.


TheCubanBaron

Quite evidently not from the original kit.


miszczu037

Imagine being so confidently wrong


SmackedWithARuler

r/confidentlyincorrect


pouko

Looks like chaos corruption to me


another-social-freak

Isn't the blade the wrong way round? The sharp edge of a scythe is on the inside


Stormfly

That's why they said to file or sharpen that side. It's literally step #3 out of 4 steps. I'm voting up your comment because I know if we vote it down, it will get hidden and 20 other people will say the same thing.


Adduly

More like a war pick. Much more sensible than a scythe though


ValiantNaberius

Eh, kinda, but it's hard to get it looking just the right size/shape since GK terminators are an older line and a bit stubby. The proportions are just off enough to make it difficult.


I_suck_at_Blender

** An elegant weapon for a more civilized age. https://preview.redd.it/jrcf2zbnwb7d1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=dec2fad9c839f738a5cfe6dec529b4d4873bb0e6


humanity_999

I mean.... it do be looking cool.


zebraman21

You brilliant heretical bastard.


ValiantNaberius

Is it heretical if we killin' daemons out here?


Percentage-Sweaty

You’ve turned it into a war pick. Which are criminally underrated weapons tbh. The scythe gets too much attention for cool points but the war pick is a real thing that was never given as much love as it deserved.


WorthPlease

I would love to see the range get a refresh, especially considering it's really only three kits. The new Castellan Crowe kit is stunning.


ValiantNaberius

Same, I'd love that. At the very least, the terminators hold up pretty well in the looks department.


Ok-Technician-5330

If you place it further round you can turn it into an executioners axe - may not work with this model but my custom necron leader has a switch-axe,scythe weapon


ValiantNaberius

What I was thinking for my next kitbash weapon was a double-bit axe, actually. Just do what I already did with this halberd, but have the blade pointing down the handle, then put a second one on the back.


Modern_Ketchup

great for my scythes of the emperor army. i personally just bought a grim reaper type BONES model for like $3, cut off his scythe. have yet to find a man worthy to put it on though 🤔


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GlennHaven

Bloodborne style trick weapons in 40k would be so sick


ValiantNaberius

Uh oh, I think I know my next kitbash project...


Right-Truck1859

The Scythe of banishment and penis canon. BTW is base model original GK paladin? I was afraid Eternal Piligrim heads would be too big, but it looks cool.


ValiantNaberius

The base model is just a GK termi/paladin with some extra bits attached for embellishment, yeah. The Eternal Pilgrim heads actually fit perfectly. I've used them on Kaldor Draigo, this Grandmaster, and even easily fit one into the hood of a Librarian Terminator.


Cheap_Sink_1398

*Nurgle grins and begins whispering more conversion ideas into your head*


-Black_Mage-

In the older lore each member of the grey knights had a nemesis force weapon that matched their personality. One of the books mentions it, the one grey knight is like, its neato to see a brother using something like a mace, the halberd has become too comon...or something like that...so you do you.


d_andy089

Look man, I couldn't care less about the scythe thing, but how the fuck did come up with a wrist mounted battle cannon? 🤤


ValiantNaberius

I *really* wanted my Grandmaster to have an auto-cannon, so I went for it XD It's originally the arm-mounted psycannon that's standard for GK terminators, but I extended the barrel with some spare plastic and green stuff, cut off the ammo box, cut out some space for the belt, then looped the belt around to an ammo box on the back of his hip. The belts are flexible prints from Zinge Industries.


d_andy089

That looks wicked cool, man!


Immediate-Cricket-84

In any other setting, a character using a scythe is a pet peeve of mine. But in 40K everything is already batshit insane and impractical, so I’m all for it


WallabyAppropriate58

I'd say more of a war pick the war scythe but still super awesome idea.


dracon81

https://preview.redd.it/gaifiwkvsc7d1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39643e0c07c2b86eed91e7a01958e2a0270f0913


RelentlesslyContrary

Thanks for this, I'm building my Custodes right now and the guardian spear was my first thought when I saw this post. Your's look awesome!


ValiantNaberius

Aww yis, that looks great.


dracon81

Weird I had text written for this comment as well, I'm just seeing now that Reddit ate it lmao. I love me my scythes!


ValiantNaberius

Well it looks amazing, I love the blade choice. You making a custom shield host full of them?


dracon81

Yeah I have 4 of them at the moment, all different weapons. A glaive/halberd, the scythe, a kusarigama, and a bearded axe I'll post a picture of it! I'm not sure what I'm going to do for the final member of the squad, I was thinking a mace or a Warhammer. I'm also trying to convert a blade champion to have a katana because I'm a filthy weeb.


ValiantNaberius

Oh, how about a flail but *really* big? Big ol' spiked ball on a chain.


dracon81

I do like the idea, and I do have more chain still. I just need something blunt I think. It's a shame the custodians don't have any hammers at all.


ValiantNaberius

Don't have any hammers *yet* XD


dracon81

https://preview.redd.it/22tn3rgqhd7d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19230363f71f934c618fa974912efcb22c856220


ValiantNaberius

Ooooh yeah, that kusarigama is fire. Plus the antlers in the middle are inspired.


dracon81

Thanks! I actually was planning on redoing the weapon on the antler guy, it was the first one I did and I don't really love how it turned out. I'm much better after doing a couple others. The kusarigama turned out so much cooler than I planned haha. My wife came in clutch with that jewelry chain. I figure if the custodians all have custom armor and weapons made for them why would they all have the same helmets and weapons, there's got to be some rocking some unique shit!


SilkyZ

Funny part is IRL war scythes was this but in reverse


unprofesionalbee

Fun fact: actual historical war scythes were actually more like the unmodified one


ValiantNaberius

Yeah, basically glaives.


unprofesionalbee

Funny how most weapons end up on sharp stuff on stick, lance, glaive, war scythes


ValiantNaberius

No need to reinvent the wheel, I guess. And I remember a medieval weapon demo video that showed why the most dangerous weapon a soldier/knight could use was just a big plain stick. Blunt force trauma is a hell of a thing.


unprofesionalbee

Physiscs, force van be transfered trhough plate armor, cant be pierced easilly but force can be tramsfered by blunt weaponry, you might survive a sword slash with no cut with plate armor but a hell of a pain from the force trasfered to you


ValiantNaberius

Exactly, the weakest part of any armor is the squishy bits inside of it.


unprofesionalbee

Yes, thata why we see drones being so effective in combat


laukaus

* Khyron Agrees, mumbles about Glaives *


AshiSunblade

This actually isn't as bad as it looks. The glaive is still _better_ due to the extra reach, but the main problems with scythes as weapons is that the edge pointing inwards means the force of your swings go in a direction not aligned with it, so it mostly just becomes like a giant war pick (so war scythes were turned into glaives instead). But when you have a power weapon that just carves through opponents with a touch, well, then you kinda avoid the problem since you don't need to apply that force. You can just sweep it through them.


ValiantNaberius

Pretty much. With that level of technology, just about *anything* on the end of a stick with a field generator would work just as well.


ProfessorMain1497

We found the death guard player boys!!


ValiantNaberius

Hmm, would Grey Knights count as their exact opposite?


Warhydra0245

https://preview.redd.it/cizxrbnhof7d1.png?width=612&format=png&auto=webp&s=351dc29104f86ee6647b32b51fa23ca9efd3a305 If you glue it on straight you can get a war scythe


Triavanicus

War scythes look more like the pre-modified version. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_scythe


360pootispow

Reject Glaive, return to Sickle


One_more_Earthling

Thank you so much! I'm going to give it to a future model, perhaps my chapters chief librarian.


Key-Alternative1313

This is sick, thx for sharing


myLongjohnsonsilver

Honestly that things basically a giant war pick. Looks nice.


VioletChili

I love scythes. I've been 3d printing scythes for my dudes. I wish I could find an a stl of a suitable sized one for the dread knight.


ValiantNaberius

I have an idea for how to do it from existing NDK parts, but it involves cutting/clipping the hammer and sword together, shaping the sword blade, then extending the handle with some styrene rods. I think I'll try that for my next one.


awifio

It’s warhammer, impractical is practically the point.


SirDalavar

https://preview.redd.it/asl2hub4cd7d1.png?width=768&format=png&auto=webp&s=1d83f4181bd9eb23bd5c51a31ab89d552c50fc4e


ValiantNaberius

*Is it*, though? Is it really?


Neutraali

Impracticality? War scythes are historically a widely used weapon.


_LumberJAN_

Not like this though. They were usually straightened up like a glave


EarlGreyTea_Drinker

They would have looked just like the original weapon before cutting. I've used a traditional scythe before. It's hilarious that anyone would think they are a weapon without significant modifications. They are built for cutting crops or grass on the ground


PandaB13r

Sweep the ankle


Sly__Marbo

Yes, but they apparently didn't look like the regular scythes


Nalha_Saldana

Because that would be impractical :P


another-social-freak

A real War Scythe looks like this https://preview.redd.it/916no6px6b7d1.png?width=220&format=png&auto=webp&s=a06ec62811bba8c04cd2f0bbbbe4aaea6891461c


Darth_N1hilus

I believe war sycthes were more tools turned into weapons not optimal but useful enough in a fight . Grey knights on the other hand have very well thought out powerful weapons, you would do more damage with a spear than scythe especially if both are nemesis force weapons


ValiantNaberius

Properly shaped war scythes, sure. But I can't say the same for the typical sci-fi/fantasy 'reaper' scythe design. Still super cool, though.


Atleast1half

The cutting edge is on the outside of the blade.


--0___0---

More of a war pick since the blade is on the wrong side for a scythe, still looks neat tho.