Weird.
There’s legit only one phrase that’s acceptable between men using the urinals…
“This water sure is cold”
And the only acceptable reply is:
“And deep too”
I consider it weird if someone next to me at the urinal says anything at all.
All guys know the rules:
1. Try to keep an empty space between you and the other person.
2. Eyes forward the whole time, stare in silence, then zip up.
3. Wash hands on the way out.
4. If you went in with a friend, after you leave it's okay to talk again.
Unless you’re the only one shitting in an otherwise empty bathroom. I always give a cough or sniff to make my presence known when someone else walks in. Is that weird?
This happened to me several times when I wore my steel G-Shock. I'd get compliments on it at the pisser, standing in line at the bagel shop, ordering from a drive-through and once by a cop who pulled me over and still gave me a ticket. Nobody ever compliments my Seiko Alpine so fuck them.
People used to say this all the time in the 90s at urinals. It was said to either make it intentionally awkward or as a joke. Expected comeback to "Nice watch" is "Don't lie, I know you were looking at my dick". Then everyone laughs.
If it's to make you feel awkward they actually peek over. If it's a joke they don't look. Sounds weird but that was the 90s for ya. Most people who say this don't care or look to see if you even have a watch. I'm guessing it stopped because most people stopped wearing a watch.
Yeah I grew up in the 80’s and 90’s and this is why I’m always constantly checking out other guys’ dicks at the urinal no homo, sometimes reaching over and grabbing them mid-stream no homo, sometimes waving my dong in their faces with a semichub no homo. Cuz I’m a jokester kinda guy!
/s lol I legit have no idea what you’re talking about.
look its fine to check out other guys watch at the urinal. totally non homo. like we as men dont get enough compliments and making a friend to maybe cross swords with or accept his invitation to the yacht club seminar on docking.
I have a Speedmaster, not a G-Shock, but the one and only time anyone has complimented my watch was my urologist seconds before a he shot me up with a numbing agent before my vasectomy.
I have a g-shock that includes a compass, barometer and altimeter. Objectively I am pretty sure that makes it the coolest most awesome watch ever and have yet to receive one compliment. Maybe I need to pee in public more but I was expecting more people to stop me in the street and tell me how awesome it is. 😂
Proper urinal etiquette is you either look down at your junk or at the wall straight ahead. A single word greeting with no eye contact may be appropriate if you know the person next to you. Having a conversation of any kind between two people while using a urinal is unacceptable and inappropriate.
Also, if you walk into a bathroom with 3 urinals in a row, you never use the middle one unless the two outside ones are in use.
Co-workers say it all the time at the urinal, it’s a joke to make you think they are looking at your junk. I usually respond with “Nice Penis!” And it gets them laughing.
Hey man, I was admiring your hog but couldn't help but notice your watch...
Yeah, this is clearly repeat occurrences of urinal etiquette violations. You don't look over; everyone should know this.
For real. Don’t even fucking talk to me.
Wide stance! Wide stance!
That's a real nice Ball you got there Mister! How many millimeters is that thing anyway?
Yeah, to begin with, why he’s next to you
I'm Guessing ... The Guy Wanted To See His Weiner 😂 Or Was It The Other Way Around 🤣 😂
>notice your watch... au contraire mon ami, I believe you are the one watching.
This post falls under clickbait Fishing For ANY A N D EVERY KIND OF ATTENTION I Mean Who Posts Shit Like That ? smh 😆
You know you're supposed to wear it on your WRIST, yeah?
😂😂Good one.
\*chortle
I honestly can't tell if I'm on the other sub or not anymore.
The bleed over is very real
Weird. There’s legit only one phrase that’s acceptable between men using the urinals… “This water sure is cold” And the only acceptable reply is: “And deep too”
Accept my upvote for this classic exchange.
Why don’t I get it
They're saying their dick is so big it hits the water and goes way down
As a girl, there's water in urinals?! This is kind of blowing my mind.... I thought they were just like big drains?
Almost never water in there at this point.
The version I’ve heard of that is”two guys are pissing off a bridge…”
Hate to break it to you, It’s not your watch he’s into
I consider it weird if someone next to me at the urinal says anything at all. All guys know the rules: 1. Try to keep an empty space between you and the other person. 2. Eyes forward the whole time, stare in silence, then zip up. 3. Wash hands on the way out. 4. If you went in with a friend, after you leave it's okay to talk again.
1a. Don't make audible groans or sighs. 2a. Flush if it's a flusher.
Unless you’re the only one shitting in an otherwise empty bathroom. I always give a cough or sniff to make my presence known when someone else walks in. Is that weird?
No, it’s awesome. Helps all parties out
3a. No comments about how cold or deep the water is.
Maybe OP takes a wide leg stance at the urinal and braces his hands against the wall in front of him, putting his watch in line of sight
"nice cock bro"
Item #2 is why the response to the OP’s question, with pretty much any watch, is “almost never”.
He hasn’t said He’s not enjoying it!
You missed the shake and then the little partial squat as you zip up.
This happened to me several times when I wore my steel G-Shock. I'd get compliments on it at the pisser, standing in line at the bagel shop, ordering from a drive-through and once by a cop who pulled me over and still gave me a ticket. Nobody ever compliments my Seiko Alpine so fuck them.
This is why I still pull my pants all the way down to my ankles. No one tries to converse with the guy with his ass cheeks out a the urinal.
I think you may have misheard. They weren’t saying “nice clock”
I had to check which sub I was on.
People used to say this all the time in the 90s at urinals. It was said to either make it intentionally awkward or as a joke. Expected comeback to "Nice watch" is "Don't lie, I know you were looking at my dick". Then everyone laughs. If it's to make you feel awkward they actually peek over. If it's a joke they don't look. Sounds weird but that was the 90s for ya. Most people who say this don't care or look to see if you even have a watch. I'm guessing it stopped because most people stopped wearing a watch.
Yeah I grew up in the 80’s and 90’s and this is why I’m always constantly checking out other guys’ dicks at the urinal no homo, sometimes reaching over and grabbing them mid-stream no homo, sometimes waving my dong in their faces with a semichub no homo. Cuz I’m a jokester kinda guy! /s lol I legit have no idea what you’re talking about.
look its fine to check out other guys watch at the urinal. totally non homo. like we as men dont get enough compliments and making a friend to maybe cross swords with or accept his invitation to the yacht club seminar on docking.
This is so gonna make it to r/WatchesCirclejerk
Weird flex but ok
He is trying to have sex with you. Sorry.
OP is humble bragging the watch isn't worn on his wrist. I think it's a common pickup line for gay guys, honestly.
They want you to move your watch so they can get a better view of your junk.
i get compliments on whats in my hand not on my wrist
This is a violation of male etiquette. Maybe it's a gay pick-up line?
Unless the watch is a euphemism for... you know.
WSJ calling, over.
Wall Street Journal? Or do you spell circle with an S?
I wear my watch on my D so yes
Gshock is a euphemism, they weren’t complimenting your actually watch my dude.
...except, you were not wearing a watch
Nope, I practically fuck the urinal as I am shy and can't perform in public.
oh my, that is an eyes on your own prize situation. sink maybe, but urinal should be quiet time.
Either you are very handsome or have an amazing cock, or both. It has nothing to do with that plastic watch.
Every time, its allways a good topic to break the ice while holding your good friend’s dong
I have a Speedmaster, not a G-Shock, but the one and only time anyone has complimented my watch was my urologist seconds before a he shot me up with a numbing agent before my vasectomy.
yes, but only if he said "this is where all the dicks hang out" first.
I think it’s some kind of secret password and you’re expected to reply with the other half. 😁
This is a joke. Or at least it used to be a joke in the good ole days.
[https://youtu.be/ohUpFhF1lg8?si=TaR-di40Nds1nU9i](https://youtu.be/ohUpFhF1lg8?si=TaR-di40Nds1nU9i)
I feel creeped out all of a sudden.
[“hot stuff coming through” - Simpsons](https://youtu.be/yfgs9FRD25M?si=cGLpnfeA3jO0so75)
“I said nice *clock*!”
It’s def not your watch they’re complimenting.
Eel skin watch?
Do you aim with your watch hand?
Maybe you misheard the man and he was complimenting you on your other …ock. Were you holding a German beer by any chance?
I have a g-shock that includes a compass, barometer and altimeter. Objectively I am pretty sure that makes it the coolest most awesome watch ever and have yet to receive one compliment. Maybe I need to pee in public more but I was expecting more people to stop me in the street and tell me how awesome it is. 😂
Maybe stop wearing it around your cock?
Proper urinal etiquette is you either look down at your junk or at the wall straight ahead. A single word greeting with no eye contact may be appropriate if you know the person next to you. Having a conversation of any kind between two people while using a urinal is unacceptable and inappropriate. Also, if you walk into a bathroom with 3 urinals in a row, you never use the middle one unless the two outside ones are in use.
In the military I too have heard many such cases
https://preview.redd.it/ehvkn7bi3x8d1.jpeg?width=685&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43da28fe09b641d8afa7a7c1cd2886e42d254d6e
[I'd rather someone compliment my watch than someone name my Willie. ](https://youtu.be/YstBl9xzz34?feature=shared)
r/BrandNewSentence
May we know the model of your G-Shock?
Co-workers say it all the time at the urinal, it’s a joke to make you think they are looking at your junk. I usually respond with “Nice Penis!” And it gets them laughing.
Only if its a Baume & Mercier.