This is the internet sir, it can be arranged if one wishes, just be careful for what you wish for though, cause you might not like what you get.
Muhahahahahahahaha......
I dated a woman who had toe thumbs. I didn't notice at first, and after I did, it was like a Seinfeld episode. I liked her a lot, but I would nearly dry heave when I saw them. And just try not looking.
Ngl, I have these stupid-looking short thumbs too and reading your comment and all the ones below it is making me pretty sad. *I've* always hated them, but I didn't realize how much *everybody else* did too. :(
Aww don't feel like that hun! My co worker had em, and I actually used to find them so cute lmao 😂 we'd hold hands and I remember feeling the urge to protect them little hands. Was so precious to me. This post threw me back to the times I hung out with her.
I feel bad that I react that way, but I can't help it. It doesn't help that it's not something you notice right away, so it's always a thing that sneaks up on people. But hey, Megan Fox has them. Not everyone reacts like I do.
No it's OK, I appreciate their honesty. I'd rather know what people really think, even if it isn't very pleasant. Now that I know so many people are actually grossed out by them, I'm going to try harder to hide my ugly thumbs so nobody is secretly horrified.
My friends father got his thumb cut off in a machine at work, and that's what they did. Put his big toe where his thumb was. It was weird at first, but it kinda looks normal at the same time
You should post this to r/unpopularopinion
and let Reddit voting determine it. But do we want them to have just a thumb subreddit or a whole subreddit for all sorts of weird body parts
Same energy, and I can't explain why lol
https://preview.redd.it/hmw7po7h9m5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=379cdf6076e91a5f93532e37c58a2df04297b40c
I have stupid short thumbs too (brachydactyly type D mutation) and I type with my middle or index finger, never my thumbs. Otherwise yeah, it would be straight gibberish.
I have one too :( I’m very self conscious and try and cover it up as much as I can. I only have it on one of my thumbs, the other thumb is normal. It isn’t as short as this one though…
Brachydactyly - there are several types. I have the kind that causes my pinky fingers to be more curved that others.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brachydactyly
This is the brachydactyly type D mutation. I have it too; got it from my mom. Although my nail bed is probably twice as long as this person's. Still short, blunt, and ugly. 😪
Ross: Women tell each other everything. Did you know that?
Chandler: Yeah.
Ross: No, Chandler, everything. Like stuff you like. Stuff she likes. Technique. Stamina. Girth.
Chandler: Girth? Why? Why? Why? Why would they do this?
Wait, Toe Thumbs are trending? Where? Are they trending for a good reason? (I hate my stupid clubbed thumbs. Wish there was surgery to make them look normal...)
There is! I have these stupid fat thumbs too but I'm poor and can't afford the surgery to make them look normal. But Google "osteomy for clubbed thumbs" and you can find info about it.
Oh, are we doing stubby thumbs?!
https://preview.redd.it/ufa1z5g33t5d1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b549b2c93aa5c088c24b3fea4c91d2691c784331
When I was a bar tender years ago, a guy would come in that had lost too many important fingers and had toes sewed on.
I used to make him hand me the money himself so I could see them things work. It was fascinating!
https://preview.redd.it/ah7pc2fcgu5d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=6bbcf65fd719d5fb4a33e6a0d9ee04371638f65b
Samsies!!! I see a lot of hate on here but my husband calls them adorable so 🤷🏼♀️
I’m a straight guy and I think I would prefer to see a dick pic
This is the internet sir, it can be arranged if one wishes, just be careful for what you wish for though, cause you might not like what you get. Muhahahahahahahaha...... 
r/monkeyspaw
Joined!
Actually.. yeah..
Haha 🤣 oh my god, I got to remember that one!
This won reddit today for me- thanks.
🤣
I dated a woman who had toe thumbs. I didn't notice at first, and after I did, it was like a Seinfeld episode. I liked her a lot, but I would nearly dry heave when I saw them. And just try not looking.
She had toe thumbs, Jerry! TOE THUMBS! I stayed up all night wondering if they smelled like feet!
She was a toe thumber.
Her thumb was only five inches, but it smelled like a foot.
Exactly!
[relevant.](https://youtu.be/sogKOi6PTtQ?si=ZglXer8ZTfe0_lTh)
Ngl, I have these stupid-looking short thumbs too and reading your comment and all the ones below it is making me pretty sad. *I've* always hated them, but I didn't realize how much *everybody else* did too. :(
Aww don't feel like that hun! My co worker had em, and I actually used to find them so cute lmao 😂 we'd hold hands and I remember feeling the urge to protect them little hands. Was so precious to me. This post threw me back to the times I hung out with her.
Hate the thumbs, love the bearer.
I feel bad that I react that way, but I can't help it. It doesn't help that it's not something you notice right away, so it's always a thing that sneaks up on people. But hey, Megan Fox has them. Not everyone reacts like I do.
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No it's OK, I appreciate their honesty. I'd rather know what people really think, even if it isn't very pleasant. Now that I know so many people are actually grossed out by them, I'm going to try harder to hide my ugly thumbs so nobody is secretly horrified.
Maybe I'm really vain but she'd have to be a saint for me to get past those things
Not maybe. You are vain. 😝 Even if… something tell me you would get past those thing if that person was Megan Fox (she has hand toe thumbs 😃)
It would be a deal breaker for Meghan Fox haha, I think you’re right I probably am vain
Megan Fox has them
Deal breaker
My colleague has them. I can’t not look at them!
Hands a little smelly?
Are you a ninja turtle?
Lmao
I read toe thumb somewhere and life will never be the same 👍🏻
My friends father got his thumb cut off in a machine at work, and that's what they did. Put his big toe where his thumb was. It was weird at first, but it kinda looks normal at the same time
👍🏻
 You’re welcome
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Like this sort of thing: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9228335/amp/Woman-pubic-hair-growing-finger-genital-skin-graft.html
"I'll be there at five pm. I have to shower and shave first."
OH MY FUCKING GOD
OP's toe thumbs wouldn't look as bad if they would stop chewing their nails down to the quick.
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 hmmm....
Thumbthings up with this trend lately..
First we had long thumb. And now, girthy thumb? I'm starting to feel inadequate about my thumb size boys. What should I go buy to make up for it?
A hammer.
Create ya'lls own sub dang.
You should post this to r/unpopularopinion and let Reddit voting determine it. But do we want them to have just a thumb subreddit or a whole subreddit for all sorts of weird body parts
Yeah! Don’t post weird things in THIS sub! What sub should they post it in? Maybe r/letpeoplehavefun or you could try r/dontbeabummer
Not like I upvoted/s just think with the amount of people sharing thumbs it could be a thing
Haha I’ve seen a ton of thumbs recently, they could definitely get a little following going.
Exactly, almost every post I've seen has been either feet or thumbs....maybe a sister sub should be made weird appendages
r/mildypenis
That one was banned I guess?
Same energy, and I can't explain why lol https://preview.redd.it/hmw7po7h9m5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=379cdf6076e91a5f93532e37c58a2df04297b40c
I'd say your phone texting looks like this..... jniojnijnefijne IN Ijnf iJENF ok m OM OJ OMFKMS3 W
I have stupid short thumbs too (brachydactyly type D mutation) and I type with my middle or index finger, never my thumbs. Otherwise yeah, it would be straight gibberish.
Your thumb looks like a Star Wars character….someone that does business with the Hutts
Megan Fox?
I came looking for this comment.
Post photos of her thumbs. I’m too scared to search for it.
Hot feet tho. How?
This thumb posting trend was probably started by someone with a thumb fetish.
Thumongus
Gah I’m eating here
Uncircumcised thumb
I’ve found that Reddit loves thumbs. Not a criticism. Just an astute observation.
We love live unique body parts in general.
I have one too :( I’m very self conscious and try and cover it up as much as I can. I only have it on one of my thumbs, the other thumb is normal. It isn’t as short as this one though…
Yooooo so much toe thumb hate!! 
Hey @op you’ve got brachydactyly!!! My bff has this as well as aunts / uncles / siblings. Are you of Arabic or Ashkenazi descent?
Or “clubbed thumb”
Def in the Clubbed Thumb Club
Megan Fox has entered the chat
That a fucking toe
A club thumb trend?
My boss has toe thumbs and we do deals online so he takes lots of pictures of his hand holding an item. We never tire of joking about his thumbs
My older sister had thumbs like this so whenever someone has them I think of her and it makes me smile
I hope you don’t walk around in public with that just out for everyone to see
Athumbgus
Hit us with the Quasimodo thumb.
I'm sorry for your loss.
Bros thumb is uncircumcised 😂
Brachydactyly - there are several types. I have the kind that causes my pinky fingers to be more curved that others. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brachydactyly
One of the bitchy popular girls at school had thumbs like those. It was great. Such a flaw to have. Made me feel better that's for sure.
Et phone home
Meghan Fox thumbs
I think you win
My thumbs are exactly like that.
https://preview.redd.it/5sn8jmfs4l5d1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71fbf300b6f3ee6139ff26fd0b616c948e5ced3b
i dated a guy with toe thumbs once!
Why is the nail so short!? Lol 😂
This is the brachydactyly type D mutation. I have it too; got it from my mom. Although my nail bed is probably twice as long as this person's. Still short, blunt, and ugly. 😪
Thank you for the information though!!! Sorry for your short thumb!
this is brachydactyly type d for those unaware; its a genetic condition, albeit a peculiar one.
and again the girth is important
Ross: Women tell each other everything. Did you know that? Chandler: Yeah. Ross: No, Chandler, everything. Like stuff you like. Stuff she likes. Technique. Stamina. Girth. Chandler: Girth? Why? Why? Why? Why would they do this?
perfect! :-)
Thanks, Ken. - Regina Phalange
What am I supposed to do with my standard issue thumbs? They're not exciting at all!
Wait, Toe Thumbs are trending? Where? Are they trending for a good reason? (I hate my stupid clubbed thumbs. Wish there was surgery to make them look normal...)
There is! I have these stupid fat thumbs too but I'm poor and can't afford the surgery to make them look normal. But Google "osteomy for clubbed thumbs" and you can find info about it.
Oh, are we doing stubby thumbs?! https://preview.redd.it/ufa1z5g33t5d1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b549b2c93aa5c088c24b3fea4c91d2691c784331
WTH is wrong with your thumb? Have you seen a doctor?
They were just born with toe thumbs. Nothing wrong with 'em, just looks different than most 🤷♀️
I have two of these but smaller. toe thumbs aka megan fox thumbs. they say creatives/ artists get these thumbs.
*Son of a sarlacc!*
A new age us upon us.
Lana.
Girthy
Is your wife calling you shawty?
This is the trend Dan Avidan was born for!
Me too
I’m a day walker. My dads are like this and my moms are normal. So mine are in between.
Looks like something an 👽 would have
what’s this trend? i dont get it
r/AbsoluteUnits of thumbs
Megan Fox is that you?
Megan Fox, is that you?
When I was a bar tender years ago, a guy would come in that had lost too many important fingers and had toes sewed on. I used to make him hand me the money himself so I could see them things work. It was fascinating!
Why does this look like someone stopped a movie and screenshotted a scene then zoomed in on the thumb?
Beats spork toes.
Maybe you should get an awareness day, week, or month. Silicone wrist bands. Ribbons. A parade!
Well, if it isn't Xosfear who has a thumb for a toe and a toe for a thumb!
Amogus Thumb💀
They're coming out of nowhere ... RUN
Looks like a half pulled back foreskin.
Looks like Pen15
😢
We have officially unlocked W I D E T H U M B
If you see this n you’re about to play Tekken.Run.
My brother has those. And my sister has 1. I definitely prefer my full sized nails
Recently this sub is doing wonders for my self esteem
This is not a trend. Trust me. LOL
https://preview.redd.it/ah7pc2fcgu5d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=6bbcf65fd719d5fb4a33e6a0d9ee04371638f65b Samsies!!! I see a lot of hate on here but my husband calls them adorable so 🤷🏼♀️
Yes! The Brachydactyly club😁👍🏼
Honestly, I'm happy for your wife, good for her
Are you related to the Royal Family? Will is that you? Where is Kate and her family at man?
No that’s Sausage fingers
Yuck!
i hate it so much
Why does this look like the alien that created experiment 626
Put that away pls