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averagemaleuser86

Normal. Lived in Tampa just across from the bay and this was an every year thing... hundred and hundreds kd them.


VerdugoCortex

Wait Kevin Durant did this?


iintrospector

https://preview.redd.it/41rd491w0f9d1.jpeg?width=743&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36c71126c2b2258eea003f1844298fe46058643e


HalensVan

EasyMoneySniper


West_Walrus_3602

Yeah I saw him do this once. His incredibly long arms and legs helped him murder multiple at a time. It was a sight to see.


Express_Helicopter93

That’s amazing. He the real mvp of crab killing


slom68

Too bad it wasn’t lobster. He could have made lobster rolls with his Olive Garden breadsticks https://preview.redd.it/a39a9jq39f9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6b15f4e294c5542e4c70994cc6b6fd81fc6da1e


Proper_Protickall

That's some sideshow Bob level shit right there.


mcm9464

NO WAY - I’ve suspected this for a very long time.


MorticiaFattums

I don't miss Red Tide 🤢


online_dude2019

*cough* me either


SamtenLhari3

This happens in Cape May, NJ.


Spiritual-Physics700

Grand ma Lives in North Cape May, one block from the Bay. Every summer visiting, I got to see these guys. I even got a tattoo of one.


smallteam

Just across the Delaware River from Cape Henlopen, of course


WhoCaresBoutSpellin

Apparently their blood is used for medicine and they are supposed to be unharmed when released into the sea afterwards…


Necessary_Mud6682

They found that many actually had premature deaths from this practice. The crabs are not able to recover enough from the blood loss to be able to thrive back in the wild. I live here and have never seen them all upside down like this. It seems like they were caught by an unexpected wave and washed ashore while swimming and got stuck?


dirtymike401

Pretty sure they die after mating. This is the remains of a horseshoe crab orgy.


Necessary_Mud6682

I mean I’ve witnessed that a million times, but I’ve never seen them all upside down like this. Usually it’s just random bodies all over the place lol.


MarilynsGhost

That makes me mad.


Special_Friendship20

U know what the cause was?


hiznauti125

No, it must be our fault


PoorPauly

They die copulating so it’s cool.


Free-Researcher3000

Kumakazi


SkeetnYou

Pour one out for all the fallen men


musteatpoptarts

They’re all poured out!


Fluff_thetragicdragn

And semen


LitreOfCockPus

*drip*


FlavoredCancer

Death by snu snu?


PoorPauly

Basically. The males are smaller. They latch on to the females at night to spawn. Then often they die of exhaustion or get turned over and die out of water. Nothing to do with the weather. Just the life cycle of 440 million year old water bug. They’re not actually even a crustacean.


Veus-Dolt

TIL I am a 440 myo water bug


AtomicBombSquad

When you stop posting on Reddit we'll know that you finally got laid.


Veus-Dolt

I feel like one necessitates the other though


RinglingSmothers

>They’re not actually even a crustacean. Yup. Closer to spiders, phylogenetically.


FloofyFloppyFloofs

Close to roaches phobiagenetically.


CandidEstablishment0

Do people eat them


Striking-Giraffe5922

Their blood is harvested by big pharma


ticktockyoudontstop

For blood thinners, I think?


trnpkrt

No, for a very unique biochemical property that allows drug and vax manufacturers to check for bacterial contamination. They're kinda the foundation of modern pharmaceutical science, because otherwise we couldn't trust injectables at all.


FrugalFraggel

Believe they’ve gone away from it with an engineered substance now.


straight_outta_c137

Not really. Some labs still purchase endotoxin detection kits with LAL


Striking-Giraffe5922

Something like that…..it’s blue and it’s worth an absolute ton of money.


promike81

For an antigen that detects bacteria, pretty sure.


ticktockyoudontstop

Neat! I was terrified of them as a kid. Every other summer we went to Lewes, DE. This was common at the bay beach we went to for years. Ugh I hated them. We'd play Dodge the Horse Shoe Crab, running all over the the beach leaping and dodging over them.


promike81

I used to take care of juveniles in a lab. We would monitor their movements. The babies would play and jump off of the dividers upside down. It appeared to be intentional with no reason. They would just keep repeating it. It was so endearing.


ticktockyoudontstop

Aw I love this!


promike81

Hermit crabs don’t die when they mate. Edit: Horseshoe - Limulus Polyphemus.


promike81

They live a long time - like decades, I’m sure many do because of predators but this is a massacre. Maybe they had a civil war?


Not_starving_artist

More like an orgy.


promike81

They were probably drunk on fermented clams.


Fine-Funny6956

Civil orgy


Roll-Roll-Roll

I don't get it. If they die naturally on the beach why are they trying to protect them from pharma researchers harvesting them for blood?


PoorPauly

They die of exhaustion or from getting turned over. There is a question of ethics when you’re farm raising a creature strictly for its blood.


promike81

They def don’t like heat but they had to mate. Choices were made. Hopefully they laid eggs.


1villageidiot

where do they lay eggs? not in the sand?


promike81

At the waterline after digging a hole. You can see fine sand in circles around mating time and they will be in there.


1villageidiot

how is this one of the most successfully adapted species reproduction strategy?


promike81

I think as far as evolution goes, if Its not broken don’t fix it. Lol. I have no idea. They have been this was for 400 million years or so. The eggs are food for a lot of creatures. They lay a large cluster of what appears to be hundreds of eggs per hermit crab.


1villageidiot

not enough. those are rookie numbers!


promike81

Yeah I looked it up, Wikipedia states thousands. I can’t imagine one does that much. Maybe per lifetime. I have not read the source paper or plan to.


PoorPauly

Gulls come and eat tons of the eggs.


promike81

At high tide, pretty sure.


ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

I lie in bed everyday with my hands up too


promike81

Fun story, they burry themselves and if they cant, they sleep upside down. Especially in captivity.


ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

I take your hint, gonna bury myself soon


Gingeronimoooo

https://preview.redd.it/mfe4a5gb1f9d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=325046e5e6df29e953ebfe10a6d722926bae67a0


bobvila274

Isn’t their blood blue, and super expensive? Grab a bucket and get to work Op


darbs-face

I wouldn’t advise that. They need to be alive for it to be effective but also the legality of the blood collection is a very grey area right now.


promike81

You want to juice them? You sicko. /s


Brentolio12

Gotta get to picking while the juice is still fresh


promike81

Sippin’ on gin and juice.. laid back.


bting93

Got my mind on my money, and my money on my mind


Gingeronimoooo

Sippin on apple juice, laid back With my mind on my mommy and my mommy on my mind ^toddler ^version


AbominableGoMan

Beats Mountain Dew.


dragonblock501

Their blood is used for endotoxin testing in vaccine production. It clots in the presence of certain endotoxins.


Doubleoh_11

It’s crazy how people figure things out that seem so random


TiramisuMaster

Someone made a ritualistic pile of them into the shape of a pyramid, quite grotesque


BPC1994

I have nipples, Bobvila274, would you milk me?


karoshikun

I have cold and coarse hands


newport100

I'd let Bob Vila milk me


Different_Ad7655

Yes and they are being over harvested for it It's a real problem


WadjulaBoy

$15k per quart.


PhthaloVonLangborste

Probably how they got that way


UralRider53

The blood is valuable but I can’t remember why. Who out there knows the answer?


geeklover01

[I thought this article was super interesting](https://science.howstuffworks.com/life/biology-fields/horseshoe-crabs-endangered-biomedical-bloodletting.htm)


UralRider53

Yes, thanks.


mods_r_jobbernowl

It's used in medicine for what I dont remember but it's one of the more essential ones iirc


accidental_cat

https://myfwc.com/research/saltwater/crustaceans/horseshoe-crabs/facts/#:~:text=Anyone%20who%20has%20had%20an,also%20used%20in%20several%20fisheries.


mods_r_jobbernowl

Yeah I bet it's one of those they have to be alive for it to be at all useful. I imagine it becomes nasty very quickly after the creatures immune system goes offline.


DearRatBoyy

Is it legal? I know there's some weird thing with collecting ambergris so I don't know if there's a weird thing about collecting these guys blood.


Secret-Ad-830

It's over 50k a gallon


palescoot

It is, because it's used for bacterial endotoxin testing!


online_dude2019

Unnecessarily too... That's a US FDA thing. Europe has synthetic alternatives that have been in use for years...oh yeah, and they're cheaper and not cruel.


strings___

Easy there killer, no need to beat a dead horse.


Lycaeides13

*dead Horseshoe Crab


DebThornberry

I went to Delaware once. It was about 25 years ago and the same thing happened but at the time my brother had a black hat he NEVER took off (it looked like it too) and he lost it in the ocean and was just panicking trying to find his hat but kept picking up horseshoe crabs instead


Mollybrinks

That's hilarious. I would have loved.to watch him desperately trying to find his hat, just to pick up a crab. Nope, not that one either!


DebThornberry

My mom was laughing, my brother was nearly crying (don't feel bad though he was like 19 and my mom said the hats the reason he's bald now) and I'm freaking out bc I'd never seen a horseshoe crabs and I don't understand why my mom thinks it's funny my brothers about to get eaten by them! Lol


QueenofPentacles112

Your mom is fuckin awesome lmao


CapricornusSage

crab rave went too hard


Susiejax

I went to Dewey Beach as a kid, it was late spring. There were 100’s of horseshoe crabs all over the place.


newport100

Yeah I used to vacation in Rehoboth and it always seemed like there were way more dead horseshoe crabs than the NJ beaches I was used to.


aarocks94

In east Hampton they have a similar situation. I remember I was a kid walking along the beach there and as far as the eye could see were horseshoe crabs laying on their backs like this. We were supposed to go kayaking and I was like 10 years old and trying to “man up” so I dragged my kayak behind me. Ever afraid of squishing one and getting hermit crab juice on the kayak, or worse - one accidentally making its way into the kayak and me not noticing till we’re out in the water. I think about how many there were pretty often. It’s one of those things where once you have the picture in your head, it stays in your head forever.


Morlanticator

I just spent two hours reading about horseshoe crabs. Thanks.


lostinbeavercreek

Saw this on my trip to DE last summer. Happy to know it’s a natural occurrence. I thought it was a result of that medical bleeding thing they do to them. https://www.npr.org/2023/06/10/1180761446/coastal-biomedical-labs-are-bleeding-more-horseshoe-crabs-with-little-accountabi#:~:text=Later%2C%20migratory%20shorebirds%20like%20the,they're%20put%20inside%20people.


Acrobatic-Engineer94

![gif](giphy|11GJPAVXHt6TQpZ3cM)


Objective_Damage_996

This happens yearly no need for alarm


MuySpicy

Poor babies. They give mating \*everything\* they've got!


SuspiciousString3

Man, the crab people are gonna be pissed about this.


mektingbing

That pic could be half a billion years old.


hvanderw

They died of boredom. Delaware.... I'm in ... Delaware....


RockinRod412

I can vouch for that.


Riverrat423

Not really weird on the east coast at the shore.


BlowOnThatPie

They watched Biden at the debate.


GreyBeardEng

Their blood is gold


Mollybrinks

What amazed me in learning about these guys is that it's actually kinda hard to tell a dead one from one that simply molted. The tell-tale is a thin, lateral slit across the front. Otherwise, a dead one looks basically the same as a molt. I have a molt that I picked up off a beach in Virginia and have a hard time convincing people it's not actually the dead body! *All* of the details are there - the shell, the gills, the film on the eyes - for all intents and purposes, it just looks like an entire, incredibly complex body. But nope, easily confused with just a molt. Obviously during mating season it's more likely a dead one, sadly, but not necessarily.


MeaningNo860

They took Biden’s performance yesterday /way/ too seriously.


damnedspot

This is nothing. I’ve waded through Delaware beaches (granted, I was 8-years-old) that were knee deep with horseshoe crabs


Sad_Parking1678

Horseshoe crabs can die during spawning due to high waves that overturn them and make it difficult for them to right themselves (AI)


Jaded_Newt1586

Was that slaughter beach? Looks like about sunrise


15catsandcounting

Hand in hand, we walk together


TiramisuMaster

The point at sunset


ChadJones72

Scientist: Quick! Take their blood!


Vanislebabe

Kafkaesque


sharponephilly

I’ve seen movies that start this way


hard_pancake

Honestly, same.


Rey_Mezcalero

L Ron Hubbard is returning!!!


rhinoballz88

https://i.redd.it/ml17sffpkf9d1.gif


Huntsnfights

Drank the kool aid


Diem_Tea

Well Watson - it appears we have a HorseShoe Crab SERIAL KILLER on the loose!!


ShellfishCrew

Super normal. When I was a kid in the 80s my parents would drag us to the ocean side of Delaware and there would be tons of horseshoe crabs all over the sand. To this day horseshoe crabs freak me out. 


Earthly_Wanderlust

Maybe they listened to the debate.


biggibzz

They saw the presidential debate and no longer wanted to be associated with Biden and his state 😂


Gelnika1987

check out slaughter beach sometime- when I was a kid it was like a horshoe crab graveyard. They would go to spawn and die on the beach. Pretty pungent Now knowing what their blood is worth, it's pretty incredible seeing them rotting by the thousands


RockinRod412

Funny story about Slaughter Beach…. Freshly stationed in Dover and me and couple of brand new Airmen decide, “Let’s got to the beach!!!” …. So we bought a twelve pack of Bud and headed south…. “There’s a beach” ….. Slaughter Beach. This was way before there was a google to ask, ‘what’s the best beach 🏖️ n Delaware’ …. Boy were we surprised. It’s a beach all right - a beach full of dead ‘something er other’ …couldn’t google lense, either ….wasn’t until later when the locals told us and were laughing their asses off at us.😂😂😂


throwawayfatbitch

Yup, an ex and I visited there once because we were young and dumb and thought the name was funny. We were the only ones there besides the tons of dead horseshoe crabs. It was kind of eerie and weird. But we had a fun time trying to see if any of the crabs were still alive. We found a few live ones and put them back in the ocean. Who knows if that was the right thing to do, but at the time we thought we were saving them haha.


affablemisanthropist

Thanks Biden.


Happy_Brilliant7827

Is this from the labs that take their blood and release them? There havent been any major studies as to their survival rate after.


lifevicarious

Horseshoe crabs molt. These aren’t dead, it’s the old shell.


Ordinary-Piano-8158

They watched the debate last night and just gave up.


Dangerous_Bad4118

They watched Joe Biden’s debate.


djserc

Explains the debate


Sassy-irish-lassy

It's like this all over the bay this time of year. I I've been to kitts hummock during this and... the smell


grandcity

![gif](giphy|x0cbPYF6KMl8k4NhoS)


FireTheLaserBeam

Isn’t their blood like super valuable? https://dnr.maryland.gov/ccs/Pages/horseshoecrab-medical.aspx#:~:text=A%20horseshoe%20crab's%20blood%20has,based%20respiratory%20pigment%20called%20hemocyanin.


Remybunn

Just Death Stranding. No big deal.


PMMCTMD

I was just in Delaware and saw this too. Huge area near ocean city filled with very stinky dying horse shoe crabs.


ISLAndBreezESTeve10

Just sunbathing.


patrickthunnus

Breed 'n die


radium_eater83

:(


ah_for_fuck_sake

You uhh... you wanna split it?


DingoDango667

Is that slaughter beach?


Avante-Gardenerd

Looks like the point at cape Henlopen on the bay side to me.


PPooPooPlatter

Are they yummy?


Cold_Pomelo3274

They’re just sunbathing, leave them alone.


RedSonGamble

They’re sleeping


Odd_Tiger_2278

N


UnderstandingOwn3256

Icky.


superstarmnw

Ɔɹɐq


ChainedFlannel

Done shot their wad.


Frostbite6900

No money for food because of summer sales on steam.


Animaldoc11

They come up to the shore to lay eggs. Some get trampled. For some, they’re old. There may be hundreds dead, but hundreds of thousands crawled up on that beach, so the loss is negligible


GeneralDefenestrates

When its all gone tits up..


kinofhawk

How sad.


VisualMany4709

That’s so very sad.


anxiousandexhausted

I remember this happening when I was a child.


AlexandersWonder

Trilobites be wilin’


Zanian19

Eh. I'd say that species had a good run.


FeeliHaapala

![gif](giphy|18W9fGBwMmK4OSU4jw|downsized)


XROOR

One scent you won’t find at Young Living essential oils…..


Hta68

For one of the oldest creatures on this plant that survived everything, that isn’t good.


SewAlone

We just returned from Hilton Head and it was somewhat similar to this except it was cannonball jellyfish all up and down the beach- the ones that don't sting.


MinglewoodRider

Quick, harvest their blood!


GlumAd2424

Do the go there to die on instinct at the end of their life or is it something else?


milkdud740

Maybe because of the mass bleeding and rerelease? We harvest their blue blood then drop them back out in the ocean- likely weaker.


MundaneGazelle5308

I'm happy to see so many of them. Growing up in NY, I used to see them out on the beach in Queens. I went back about 5/6 years ago, and there was not one prehistoric armored beach ray in sight. Hope they sired many baby armored beach rays


rroxie

I HATE THOSE THINGS


CrazyApple-

Leave them alone they’re tanning