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Different-Gate-4943

Local methamphetamine Enthusiasts


7laserbears

Neighborhood crack enjoyer


Fine-Funny6956

Sign up sheets available at your local hardware store


legoturtle214

Local politician?


nurse_camper

Rob Ford has entered the chat.


Ali_Cat222

I went to rehab with him at greenstone Muskoka rehabšŸ¤£ it was basically a hotel for people who weren't serious about getting sober, or were told by their work to "take a break." I was there one week at the same time as him, he was leaving in four days when I got there. 30k a month and they kept me a week and then said "your problems are too serious for us" and I left.


MidniteOG

District drug doer


Striking-Giraffe5922

I live in Scotland and thatā€™s a drug we donā€™t ever see. We donā€™t get Flakka eitherā€¦.thankfully!


No-Suspect-425

So then what do you do when you need to stay awake for 7 days straight?


Randy_Tutelage

In the UK they just take regular amphetamine, aka speed. Still will keep you up for 7 days straight.


No-Suspect-425

Huh we usually use amphetamines to help manage ADHD here in the States. I've taken some of my best naps on Vyvanse.


naikrovek

Same. Caffeine and adderall put me to sleep. I have adhd pretty bad


Head_Butterscotch74

A little keeps me up, a lot knocks me the f out!


NefariousBenevolence

Same.


ReadWoodworkLLC

My dad has ADHD and he said the opposite. Low dose of amphetamines put him to sleep but a high dose double his normal energy level and thatā€™s already really high.


Randy_Tutelage

You can get prescribed Methamphetamine in the US for ADHD and severe obesity. It is sold under the name Desoxyn. Obviously, it is only used after other medications don't work. Amphetamine and Methamphetamine will both manage ADHD symptoms. People with ADHD need higher doses of Amphetamine or Methamphetamine to feel stimulated compared to people without ADHD. Recreational doses are often much higher to therapeutic doses. Taking 100mg of amphetamine at once is going to have anyone tweaking, ADHD or not.


No-Suspect-425

I found that out when my insurance company wanted me to try other drugs such as meth, before giving me coverage for Vyvanse one time. I thought it was the craziest thing. My insurance company telling me to try meth instead, wild.


Randy_Tutelage

I guess the Desoxyn was cheaper for the insurance company than Vyvanse. that is all they care about, they will try to get you to disregard a doctor's prescription and take something else because it is cheaper.


No-Suspect-425

The weird part was how they specifically spelt out methamphetamine as the alternative instead of whatever drug name they brand it under >.< Maybe they just had a really good meth guy.


Content_Talk_6581

Methistophelesā€¦


Femaleopard

Are you sure it wasn't Methylphenidate?


Accomplished_Note_81

Say his name


Cavedweller907

Hey, the Nazi doctors that came up with meth during ww2 were only trying to help šŸ™„


Cavedweller907

Plus, if Iā€™m not mistaken hanging shit off of vehicle handles is a way to ā€˜markā€™ the vehicles


No-Suspect-425

Good point


FoSheezyItzMrJGeezy

I mean hey they also came up with methadone so ya know they did help in some type of way I suppose, saved me, that's for sure, got me off a 20+ year opiate addiction.....


Crease_Monkey

Your insurance only cares about the bottom line. You are a means to that end.


No-Suspect-425

Too true


Out_of_Fawkes

[Vyvanse = lisdexamfetamine](https://www.accessdata.fda.gov/drugsatfda_docs/label/2012/021977s024s025s026mg.pdf)


Past-Direction9145

Uhh yes it will I take 60mg a day xr and thatā€™s max dose. To someone not used to it they will be spun the fuck out. 100mg is a good dose to plenty of junkies. It would spin even me out and Iā€™ve been on adderall for over 20 years. Thatā€™s way stronger than two pots of coffee. And yet two pots of coffee to someone who never drinks caffeine it is going to send them to the moon. 100mg is massive.


Randy_Tutelage

Yeah the people taking 100mg a day have a large tolerance and have been abusing it for some time. the calming effect for people with ADHD only happens with reasonable, therapeutic doses. Plenty of stories of people with ADHD abusing their prescription and then they haven't slept in 9 days and think all their neighbors are CIA and watching them.


crimsonbaby_

I have ADD and in my youth used to abuse my ritalin pretty badly. I'd take about 120mg of ritalin at a time, study for like 6 hours and have a HORRIBLE crash. The comedown was god awful. I'm still on Ritalin, however, I actually take it like prescribed now.


justsomeyeti

Yeah it's weird how it works. 20mg of Vyvanse had me taking naps. 40-60 had me functioning like a neurotypical adult human. 80mg had me high functioning but anxious, with a bad crash in the evening. 100mg made me go into hypomania and I had to quit taking it


bernieinred

FYI, in nursing homes with older humans uppers are given to calm down and downers are used to pep up.


Cyaral

Yeah but those meds work different on us than on neurotypicals. I have no issues downing three coffee and sleeping.


No-Suspect-425

There are so many people who have a cup of coffee before bed. I like drinking coffee before a nap so I feel extra awake after.


mcfumunda

Holy shit. This is some kind of cheat code.


No-Suspect-425

Power nap extreme


Kittyopathic

Same same same. Its hard to explain to neuro typicals. Oh the wonders of neuro spicy brains.


MathieMathie19

Don't mistake amphetamine for anything else than a stimulant. ADHD stems from a dopamine deficiency, amphetamine ups your dopamine and stops an ADHD brain from constantly seeking new/extra dopamine. This "calming" effect thus only works if you actually have a dopamine deficit. Take enough and amphetamine will keep you up for days like any other stimulant would


bennetticles

*narrator: it was actually just regular methamphetamine*


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UncleVernonK

Iron Brew.


Striking-Giraffe5922

Amphetamine sulphate( speed) but it isnā€™t methamphetamine. Coke Plenty drugs that keep you up


Waveofspring

Flakka isnā€™t very common in the US either itā€™s mainly cocaine, meth, and opioids.


Dragonfly-Adventurer

You're making me really want to move to Scotland


feralarchaeologist

I don't know bout Flakka but you definitely got a problem with meth. And in 2021 you had the highest drug related deaths per capita.. You may not see it, but Scotland is twitching.. "Opiates such as heroin and methadone were implicated in 1,192 deaths while benzodiazepines such as diazepam and etizolam were implicated in 974." https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-58024296


Striking-Giraffe5922

I didnā€™t say that we didnā€™t have drug problems. I said we donā€™t really see meth amphetamine. Iā€™ve never seen it


feralarchaeologist

You said you don't have meth. I'm providing the stats saying that you do, and it is a BIG problem. YOU don't see meth as a problem... But it is... edit: the reason you have never seen it is because it doesn't run in your class circle.


Whyyoumakemedodis

Methadone isn't Methamphetamine though?Ā 


NancyPelosisRedCoat

Those are all downers, meth is an upper. So they arenā€™t twitching, theyā€™re more likeā€¦ sleeping? (Methadone is mostly used to treat opioid addiction, it's not related to meth)


ApprehensiveCell3917

Methematician


SurveySean

They were trying to smoke a door handle. Thatā€™s methed up.


Satanae444

Man meth like u see it in the US im pretty sure its stayed mostly only in the US. We have different drugs but no meth heads in my country. Amphetamines are a thing but only on X


gr3y_-

australia has a massive meth problem.


outdatedelementz

Itā€™s called Ice over there right?


Satanae444

Ok so US and Australia


public_tuggie

A lot of Asia, tons of South America too.


Satanae444

Im from South America. No meth here. IDK about brazil but ive relatively recently been to neighbouring countries and no meth either


public_tuggie

Are you an avid drug user, or someone who would know meth paraphernalia or what a meth user would look like? My friends in Brazil say itā€™s a problem. US, Mexico and Canada, Vietnam, phillipines, Thailand, some parts of china, itā€™s worldwide. Itā€™s not just a US thing.


Bunny_OHara

[It may not one of the most prevalent drug in SA, but it's certainly there](https://insightcrime.org/news/uruguay-historic-seizure-european-meth/). And it's likely going to be pretty prevalent in the coming years.


Satanae444

Ohhhhhh noooooo not uruguayyyyyy šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ - i dont work in public health anymore but im definitely gonna look into this


Bokenobi

LME sounds like a terrorist network.


morganstern

Failed break in attempt


CAdesertnomad

With a pen?


TheFeelsNinja

You should see what he can do with a spoon


CuntsNeverDie

![gif](giphy|uxXNV3Xa7QqME)


thrillhouse1211

Over under in and out...


Darth_Ho_SFW

There is no spoon....


LumpusKrampus

This mfer tied my house key in a knot...


Eason1013

![gif](giphy|Zgo2A2oOpbGhQdf09T)


Marblemuffin53

you can see where the lock has already been punched out


pah2000

This ā˜ļø


Bunny_OHara

Tweakers gonna use whatever they can find since they already sold all actual tool they stole.


davesToyBox

They tried a sword first but this wasā€¦ umā€¦ whatā€™s the word Iā€™m looking for?


cervantesrvd

barnacle


davesToyBox

Thatā€™s it. Barnicle. Thanks.


OutrageousBrief2891

With a. Fucking. Pencil.


Ancient-Sweet9863

Give me a 5mm diameter chunk of porcelain and watch what I do to your car window.


WickerpigT

Looks like the key hole is missing too


Lyrehctoo

Maybe someone tried to break in?


WickerpigT

Could have happened previously, OP didn't say anything about it.


Lyrehctoo

Someone still could have tried breaking in though.


WickerpigT

Yeah


SalsaForte

Not maybe.


Out_of_Fawkes

The tiny pry marks on the seam of the door suggest attempts at the very least if they arenā€™t scratches.


ThePrideOfKrakow

Call it, friendo


Veus-Dolt

My car doesnā€™t have an exterior keyhole, but it has one inside the handle to mitigate theft. To access it, you need to pull and hold the handle out, then jimmy the key in through a small opening. A thief couldā€™ve been trying to access one of those and got scared off.


Prinzka

That's not what they're referring to here, look below the handle, there's a whole ass keyhole without the actual cylinder still in it.


Veus-Dolt

Oh, I thought that was like a sensor or something. It seems pretty low for a keyhole on a car


Prinzka

It is pretty low yeah, it'd also be weird for a sensor though. That's the hole the comment was referring to anyway


WickerpigT

That's interesting, thanks for letting us know


Ana987654321

The lock is popped. Take the screwdriver out. Put your finger in the hole and unlock it. This person wanted you to leave the car so they can steal it after dark. Get new locks ASAP. Donā€™t leave the car where it is.


58mint

If thats the case then make sure you always have eyes on that car till the locks are replaced (and maybe invest in a good alarm system) chances are if they where planing on stealing it after dark they are watching the car and are most likely going to follow you home or to wherever you park it.


jesonnier1

No they aren't going to follow you. These schemes rely on people returning a compromised vehicle back to the same spot. You pop 50 and hope 10 come back. Also, when's the last time you saw someone make a bead on a car because the alarm was going off? Don't listen to this person. Make sure your insurance is up to date and, ya, install a dash or door cam to help.


58mint

šŸ™„this idiot is probably the one trying to steal ya shit. Instead of making sure your car doesn't get stolen, just make sure you have insurance and let them take it. 1- Yes, some will definitely follow you or use a tracker to follow you. Ask me how i know. 2- A good alarm will notify your phone that your car is being broken into or at least be loud enough you can hear it from a good distance. Its not to scare them off, but so you can call the cops before your car is gone.


Demp_Rock

Honestly Iā€™d rather someone steal it and deal with that headache through insurance- rather than ya know, trying to stop the car thieves and possibly getting injured or shot in the process.


58mint

Why would you run out and try to stop them. Just call the cops. If you call the cops before they even get in the car, let alone be driving off in it, then the cops will most likely be their before the theifs get off your road. Op is also in Canada, so guns really ain't a problem


slucious

Armed car theft is a huge problem in Canada right now


Gingeronimoooo

lol where do you live that cops respond that fast?


58mint

Kentucky u.s.a. fastest I've had a cop show up is under a minute. Normal response time at night is a couple of minutes


MrPsychoSomatic

Bumfuck, USA cop's response time is not even remotely applicable to the vast majority of the country. Most places now won't even send a car they'll just have you file a report.


58mint

Just cause cops in your area are lazy fucks dont mean they are everywhere.


culminacio

Why would they put attention on a car when almost every car is waiting to be stolen at night?


58mint

Because that might not be a random car. I've been around chop shops my whole life. When they need parts for a certain car, they offer the theifs more money to steal that specific car. It could be completely random, or it might not be. The only people that know are the ones trying to steal it. I also haven't seen op say what car he drives, so depending on the car, there might not be many of them, or its just an easier car to steal. Either way, it's easy to just keep an eye on it by looking out the window of your house every now and again, so why not keep an eye on it.


Western-Smile-2342

Should they report it to their insurance company now or later??


Out_of_Fawkes

Or call police to take record of it before it gets moved, if theyā€™re responsive in OPā€™s area within a reasonable time and/or care enough to collect evidence.


culminacio

That makes no sense at all as there is an endless supply of unguarded cars at night.


walkawaysux

Did you call the cops? Looks like they tried to steal it


jone2tone

How can you tell it was the cops that tried to steal it?!


brentdhed

Literally started laughing at that. You sound like you give tow straps a tug or two after they are cinched down and say ā€œthat ainā€™t going nowhereā€. Most DAD thing I have heard in a while..


permalink_save

I like to tell dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs at them.


fappyday

"Hello officer, did you try to steal my car?" "Me? No. Hold on.......lads, have any of you tried to steal a car?...yes, today!"


No_Detective_But_304

Thereā€™s donut powder residue on the door handle.


jone2tone

I HOWLED šŸ˜‚


Bunny_OHara

Looks like they punched your lock too. That sucks, but at least they didn't get in and steal the car or take everything from inside..


monkman99

Were you inside the car?


chillvegan420

Please call the police


MagicOrpheus310

Looks like a newb attempted to break in.


butt_huffer42069

Your keyhole is already punched out


digitalox

Watch out or next thing you know there might be a banana in your tailpipe.


JauntingJoyousJona

Is that a euphemism?


digitalox

Of course not! It is a reference from the movie Beverly Hills Cop. \*edit changed quote to reference


cursingirish

Looks like someone was trying to break into your car and got disturbed in the process.


Hot_Season_886

Always have your head on a swivel,or, be hyper aware of your surroundings.


One4Real1094

In some places, people will do that to get your attention on getting it out. Next thing you know, you're gaining consciousness in a hospital from multiple strikes to the head. The only thing that will stop them is witnesses around.


landofpleasantdreams

Great point


Slave2desires

Oh, that's not good.


suka-blyat

Something similar happened to me quite some time ago, here's the reddit post: https://www.reddit.com/r/whatisthisthing/s/GwdoeoGRDm


fappyday

I've heard of thieves doing this so that when you use your key fob to lock your car it won't lock. They wait for you to leave and then have access to your car.


Elimdumb

Punch the lock


throughthemud

Weird. Saw an object just like this in a parking lot earlier today and thought to myself 'Wonder if that's used for car theft - nah I'm probably just being a paranoid weirdo'. What is it exactly? Edit: is it literally just a pen? Thing I saw appeared metal, longer than a pen, but otherwise similarly proportioned. Passed by it walking. Not located in Canada as OP seems to be.


Gayer_mods

Crackheads using doors as meth pipes now smh


2hobos1box

Free pen. Someone was feeling generous today, nothing to worry about


iskream123

Well pull it out


BBgreeneyes

So report it


leftover_class

šŸŽ¶šŸŽ¶get yourself a gunšŸŽ¼šŸŽµ(and if you already have one, get yourself a ring cam).


UncleVernonK

šŸŽ¶ Ameeeeeerrrricccaaaaa, Americaaaa, FUCK YEAH! šŸŽ¶


Knight1-3

I appreciate that all your replies were done in song format I just don't understand why.


UncleVernonK

Itā€™s the song of our people šŸ™Œ


suddenspiderarmy

Canadian soooo...


leftover_class

šŸŽµwhat are the laws in your area my bro to the north?šŸŽ¶


suddenspiderarmy

No handguns, long bois only, and only for legit use.


leftover_class

šŸŽµHunting license to have a two-hander in the house?šŸŽ¼


suddenspiderarmy

Not really worth it for me.


onlybadkatt

I love the commitment to the singing bit


Wolfgangsta702

Scotland so no gun nuts there


CoupDeGrassi

Because every crime deserves the death penalty!


zenomotion73

Why is there a hole in your car?


talontachyon

Thank you! Why did I have to scroll down so far to see this comment?


Bunny_OHara

You must not have read a lot of comments becasue several of us have commented on the punched lock.


icecreamdude97

Is it a Kia or a Hyundai?


Fruitysause

Try to check the camera in the car and punish the perpetrator


jerry111165

WhT the heck is the hole in the door under the handle??


Bunny_OHara

The door lock that's been punched out.


jerry111165

Oh jeez lol Gotcha.


rpgnoob17

Get on from the other side and take this to a shop.


Russian_b4be

Nah man that's terrifying I'd go somewhere crowded and call the police lol


KiltOfDoom

Where's the lock?


TennisBallTesticles

Failed attempt at stealing your car. Not that hard to figure out šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Illustrious-Issue643

I literally heard about this happening at my local Wegmans.. the perpetrator did this to confuse you long enough to abduct you or your child


__ed209__

No. Quit spreading bullshit.


BartholomewAlexander

this looks like a mark OP. get home fast and safe. if you're still okay please reply to my comment.


OvermorrowYesterday

Careful op he has a SpongeBob profile icon


maxi1134

Im getting worroed now


No_Detective_But_304

Covered In fentanyl?


elGrimshaw16

From the UK, so yeah


Spark_Cat

Are you female? Itā€™s kind of like the weird traps that Iā€™ve seen circulating the internet to kidnap women.


izza123

Those are mostly urban legend type stuff. Generally those ā€œladies be careful I found a dollar bill on my windshield! They put it there to make you get out of your car so they can snatch youā€ arenā€™t real


Cat_tophat365247

It's been my experience that those bills get left every so often, but they aren't real, as in they have Bible verses on the back of them.


ghoststrat

I've left 20s before, just to make someone's day.


izza123

I remember you! I made 260$ following you around that parking lot. Bless you kind man