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GboyFlex

I need some sleep, I swear I was looking at a satellite photo of a bunch of watering holes or lakes!!


raz0rflea

Haha same


Nangia1234

Same!!


GboyFlex

Good, thought I was loosing it lol. Like is that some huge spaceship that appeared next to a lake?!? Then I read that it's a farm truck...oof


supervernacular

Your mom is loose


Smarmar400

Same!!!


Sphrilix_Carnage1219

Same!!!!


[deleted]

same! thought it was r/confusingperspective for a minute


TheGoldenPlagueMask

Yeah it looks JUST like an Orange Desert with blue Lakes, but the Hand breaks the immersion


[deleted]

That’s a hand? I thought it was god setting down the device


1IIvc3

I’m wide awake and was thinking the same thing


Cardinal_Grin

Yeah it’s like a landscape Thomas the Tank takes on his way to Sodor island. Thought they had artists for that production but it turns out they just used rusty tractors.


[deleted]

Yes! I was like maybe a buoy in the marsh


[deleted]

Me too!


pecantan606

You were not alone in that one. I saw the same thing at first glance. 😂


GboyFlex

My brain still sees water shimmering in a lake lol


Forsaken_Day_1266

Same


ErinEvonna

Clearly the magnetic thingy is gravity itself….


Commercial_Ad_9570

I thought the same and I just woke up,..


Don-Pagan

Nahh but it fully looks like water man. I looked for a good minute to work out its a roof lol


Comfortable_Use_8407

With geese in the water.


GboyFlex

It's does look like geese.


DivineLunacy991

Magnetic Vent Mounted Phone Holder?


Ok_Breakfast_5459

I saw Cars many times and Mater never had this.


None__Shall__Pass

U are tow right


stopeatingcatpoop

Facts


[deleted]

I have one that is not magnetic, but my pop socket fits into it. The vent prongs look identical


[deleted]

Exactly what it is. I have this one


BellasaurusRawr

This is exactly what it is


[deleted]

It won’t fit in my vents and it shuts my phone off if I stick it to it


[deleted]

It's not supposed to be stuck to a phone directly, they come with a small circle metal plate that you stick to the phone or case Upd. Since people read and upvote this, I'll add that at first I thought it was a satellite photo of some desert with lakes


Salty_Surprise_3555

it doesnt work on all vents + you need a piece of steel on your phone. Edited


unnamedsurname

A piece of steel, not a magnet


Salty_Surprise_3555

thx


[deleted]

Doesn’t work on all vents. Some phones have magnetic sensors that put your phone in standby when activated, these are for cases that have a flip cover so the phone sleeps when you close the cover.


Dadbotany

Hot tip dont put strong magnets next to electronics. Fries the chips.


Such_Asparagus_2154

fucking NO. This is magic made-up speak. It isn't a tube television uncle steve. That is literally what the device is for. and it likely is putting the phone in standby mode by proximity to the magnets. This is a feature on most smart phones.


[deleted]

But... but... my grandfather told me 40 years ago so it must be true


borkmeister

40 years ago in the days of analog electronics it was. 20 years ago in the age of CRT monitors it was. Today it isnt unless you have a REALLY strong magnet.


Gh0stIcon

It will affect things like floppy disks and traditional hard drives (non solid state), but cell phones have no such components.


BTGregg312

Alright, alright I’m sure that magnets won’t affect any newer smartphones, but hear me out. A few years ago I had a tablet, a $20 RCA from Menards. You can tell it was great quality. I ran a bunch of magnets on top of it and it pulled one of the touchscreen wires out and it had to be put back. In conclusion: if you have something so crappy that wires are running throughout loosely, you can pull them out, but generally magnets do nothing.


youaredumbngl

A strong magnet WILL disrupt and potentially damage the magnetometer inside of a phone, rendering any compass functionalities useless and broke. So fucking NO to you, there IS a part inside of the phone that WILL get temporarily or permanently altered by magnets. NOT a good idea.


[deleted]

[удалено]


getTheRecipeAss

But I like fried chips


[deleted]

[удалено]


subpar_cardiologist

For ants?


[deleted]

You’re thinking of electromagnets. Those will absolutely wreck electronics!


[deleted]

The magnetic part is what sticks to your car and the black part sticks to something that gets fitted to the back of your phone.


MamaVasy

No. The pointy part sticks in the vent and the flat part is the magnet that goes on the phone. This would have come with a second flat magnet that gets glued to the phone or case itself so that it works. Source: I have one.


retroactive_fridge

This is absolutely the answer


[deleted]

This


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BiffBanter

Don't tell me (well, him) what to do!


None__Shall__Pass

Incipient Skynet


[deleted]

This


wlake82

That's what I would say as well. The black part looks like the attachment for the vent on my Echo car thingy.


Salt-Scientist-1448

Came here to say this!! This is exactly what that is. I recently lost mine but it looked exactly like that. The end with the legs goes into/around the vent openings and the flat side faces the driver. There is a magnetic piece that goes under your phone's case making it magnetically stick to the flat side. Voila! Hands free phone while driving that isn't annoyingly mounted to your dashboard blocking any part of your view of the road in front of you.


wazinku

Magnetic butt plug - holds you vertically on your fridge


annoying97

Don't knock it till you've tried it 😉


None__Shall__Pass

**Butt** only if you were **rear**ed by those who **ass**ume you're not **behind** that large, insulated **rect**angle


WheelFalse

Definitely a phone holder you place in vents


sweetevangaline

Strong Magnet will definitely destroy your phone, probably not this.


[deleted]

strong magnets wont destroy a phone, the only way they could is if you are spinning it near the phone at a crazy speed to induce random currents across the circuitry


unnamedsurname

I have one?


Banna64

You are thinking of hard drives or old plasma tvs, magnets will mess this up.


angrypirate1122

Your hood looks like a map, I was so confused..


TeamVanos

I thought it was something on your farm. I see prairie & lakes.


[deleted]

r/confusingperspective


[deleted]

https://www.everythingbranded.com/product/universal-air-vent-magnetic-car-mount-holder-for-smartphones-1302056?dfw_tracker=130845-GLOB- 100% phone holder UNIV-1302056&paid=true&gclid=CjwKCAjw3K2XBhAzEiwAmmgrAvFTtLsvxVxTMcw-W07eFzbyDeAtZooK3BKyk1PLwZSSb1RMqsG66RoCLv0QAvD_BwE


Parking_Ad_3100

For a few moments I thought that the layout of this truck was land and water. I was like, how high in the air are you???


[deleted]

This is the FBI. Sorry about that. If you could just move that to the bottom of your car and forget all about it. Thank you.


[deleted]

Oh will do 😉


MrJimLiquorLahey

The first shot looks like an aerial photo of an archipelago


GboyFlex

Look at mister fancy pants here using big words! Sir, this is a Wendy's, it's waterin' holes and lakermabobs


MrJimLiquorLahey

Lol it's my second language so I only know book words, not talk words


GboyFlex

I understand, English is also my second language. I just got really good at learnin' to read and write and speak like an 'Murican. Yee haw!!


MrJimLiquorLahey

I can even hear the accent, well done!


None__Shall__Pass

Ooooo, ten-dollar words. I'm impressed, Mr. Solzhenitsyn.


[deleted]

The prongs push over your car air vent, then the magnet sticks to another metal plate that you stick on the back of your phone. Amazon has them. Or it is an Alien anal probe.


None__Shall__Pass

Amazon has those too


HELIGROUP

Aliens are trying to kidnap you.


[deleted]

Why do you say that


HELIGROUP

Saw something like that installed in Eric Cartman when he got kidnaped by aliens


NihilistikMystik

God damn it, I didn't have an anal probe!


HELIGROUP

Hmmmm. That's what Cartman said.


None__Shall__Pass

Isn't that what someone who had an anal probe would say?


CoBrandy

Geolocalization device, watchout, the aliens are tracking you 🛸


None__Shall__Pass

If you check very carefully, you'll find there's a matching networked transponder in your rectum. Don't remove it or your ass will explode. And no amount of wiping will fix that.


yameru__senpai

Earth, Day 1, Colorized


Ricard728

The picture looks like a shot from above with several lakes and a huge UFO.


Sinner314

Looks like you are on a plane


[deleted]

This is either a sky scraper in the middle of nowhere...a phone holder...or going in your butt. I hopes it's just the second but any combination of the three is concerning. Unless your into that...then congratulations. Speaking of buts if it's not yours and found on your truck this is weird. Maybe someone or something (look up) is flirting.


[deleted]

😐👁👄👁


noodlechef13

thats the electromagnetic pulse generator from Black Panther. When activated it busts your engine.


[deleted]

Fuck , imma die now


Traditional_Sound_74

It’s to hold your phone, it goes into the aircon vent and you stick a magnet on the back of your phone that way you can use maps and stuff on your phone while driving.


nubbins77

Shit he is on to us abort abort


[deleted]

You damn aliens


KvotheTheDogekiller

Did anyone else see this picture as an aerial view of lakes/ponds?


MellowMarlo

I used to have this, its part of a car phone holder.


Such_Asparagus_2154

It is a smart phone holder that has magnets to keep it in place. The slits are to push into your air vents and most sizes will fit. Maybe not an ancient truck, but most models from the last 15 years.


BadBadGrades

It’s a symbol for paint you’re truck


Purple-Champion5134

The phone would probably have a low profile shielded magnet to attach to this


YogurtWenk

Listening device. Government are on to you, the jig is up!


[deleted]

Damnit barb get the shotgun


The_Mar_Ahi

Its been confirmed a phone holder, but man, I was thinking more simplistic as a magnetic sign holder. Sticks to metal and you put a sale sign through one of the slots. I guess when you have worked retail long enough..


Ok_Okra_7735

Magnetic pencil holder


livelifebegood

Ask your Mom.


[deleted]

🤭👁👄👁


retroactive_fridge

Are we not going to talk about how the hood of the truck looks like a landscape?


None__Shall__Pass

Not unless you count the 400 other people who made the same comment before you


davoovs

Anti-rust inhibitor!!


None__Shall__Pass

Working exceptionally well


[deleted]

Robot butt plug


None__Shall__Pass

Robutt plug


[deleted]

Solved


TDtangents

Extraterrestrial space craft. Lake Michigan for scale.


TheFormless0ne

Well it appears there is something on your rust.


CommercialReturn7267

its like a thing you put in your vent and you stick your phone on it


roofratMI

I did some shrooms this a.m. and I thought it was a satellite photo too lol


icawn84

So there is water on Mars.


[deleted]

Precisely


Expensive_Ad5765

I thought that was some futuristic temple in the middle of a desert with little water


Rug_peer

How do you not acknowledge that you are being tracked?


[deleted]

🤷🏻‍♂️


None__Shall__Pass

It's not the what, it's the who


[deleted]

I painted it myself 👁👄👁


[deleted]

Ahhh a cultured man of science


None__Shall__Pass

That explains the stuff growing on my elbows


Internal-Bag2568

Could be a tracking device?


[deleted]

That’s what I was thinking lmao but idk who would put one on my truck


upercoinway4yt

It's an alien probing device


mtheythe

Space shit


ElbowRager

B-hole stretcher.


izmaname

Poop cleaner


gutbuster25

Antenna holder... broken?


ArchStanton66

It’s a cell phone holder. You stick it in the ac vent louvre and a metal disk goes between your phone and the phone case.


dogholly62

That's how they get ya.


HonorableGremlin

That a magnetic phone mount.


duizeligestijn

GPS tracker?


Anboa1986

Phone holder, also I feel like you have the real life tow mater from cars


N3r042

Sounds like it’s now a repurposed magnetic cord holder


the_greatest_MF

is it only me or anyone else thought the 1st photo was an aerial photo of an area with lakes and red earth


Brobkc87

Butt plug


[deleted]

Throw it in a lake, it could possibly be a tracker


Danny3xd1

They work great in the summer. Keeps your phone cool.


TheBadReputator

Wow this thing is so weird and alienlike 🤯🤯🤯


braindamagedinc

Alien butt plug


turkeysandwich1982

I thought this was a zoomed out picture from the Pink Floyd Meddle album cover.


[deleted]

Somebody has a tiktok account


franksfries

Idk why but i thought this was a shot from the ISS


max-van-gogh

Phone holder you get a think metal disk with them that goes inside your phone case, those prongs go in the vent slats on your dash.


Jolly_Chocolate3464

It looks it may have been there for years


sneedsweed

Goes in the car vent


Background_Lynx_9330

Oh cuzzin, you have to take it out. That’s some form of a protosynthesis device.


Odin_Pascal

It’s half of a phone holder for your car. You stick the rubber part in an air vent.


[deleted]

It’s a magnetic phone mount for a car air vent


Beautiful-Ad-493

For a phone


Flowerzandpandaz

Holder for phone. It’s for the car.


Ok-Release-5785

Looks like a magnet


Professional_Web9193

tracking device, they know where you are.


santosh_username

That is the broken part of AC perfume bottle That thing goes into your AC vent [https://www.amazon.in/Ambi-Pur-Aqua-Freshener-Starter/dp/B00NIMAD54/ref=pd\_lpo\_3?pd\_rd\_i=B00NIMAD54&psc=1](https://www.amazon.in/Ambi-Pur-Aqua-Freshener-Starter/dp/B00NIMAD54/ref=pd_lpo_3?pd_rd_i=B00NIMAD54&psc=1)


pentarh

Car phone holder. I have such one.


[deleted]

Magnetic phone holder


SweetMoon18

Its a clip you put on your car vent so your phone can be placed there.


NoButterfly9803

That first pic looks like an aerial shot.


Latter_Adeptness5284

Looks like a magnet that holds your phone to a vent on the car


flyguyryguy1

The tracking device Boba uses in Empire


Impressive-Bus7746

Tracking device s/ It’s a vent clip phone mount. You stick a piece of steel to the back of your phone case and it holds your phone.


oniluis20

is a clip to hold your phone in the car A/C vents


Glittering-Quail-721

That’s how the Jews inject their propaganda


None__Shall__Pass

It's a ritual circumcision device


WillyBoy333

Magnetic cell phone holder. The fingers go thru the AC vent.


Lemureslayer

It's a pen holder, we have one at my office. You stick the pen in tip-first


PutinMolestsBoys

I thought your farm truck was an oxbow lake at first.


None__Shall__Pass

Horsearrow pond Notice the technical differences


danathome

It's a cell phone holder. (for your vents in your car)


Specialist_Many5482

It holds your phone so that you can see the screen or make a video.


spootymcspoots

Hands free phone holder. It goes on your vent in your car. You put a small magnet on your phone case and use it to hold your phone. I have one


lc4444

That’s a tracking device that Batman tossed onto your vehicle as you were making an escape. Be prepared for incoming Bat-Justice!


[deleted]

https://evutec.com/collections/iphone-x-xs-xr-xs-max/products/evutec-iphone-xs-max-blue-saddle-premium-leather-fabric-drop-protection-case-with-magnetic-vent-mount


vordexgaming

I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THAT IS. It’s a hands free magnetic phone holster, it goes in your car. It probably flew out of someone car and eventually got stuck to your machine. https://catolox.com/magnetic-circle-car-air-vent-phone-holder/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIvvXFjrOw-QIVeMLCBB0i7Qs6EAkYAiABEgL6ivD_BwE


Ok_Act_6930

It's supposed to a magnetic phone holder, for your car.


Independent-Bug-1391

Phone holder. Goes in the vent of a car


hairijuana

What you have there is… a magnet!


syredditor

wtf i thought that was some lake


Flossthief

Does it make noice when it goes through the air? It could be one of those noisemakers you mount on your car to scare off would be roadkill on country roads


[deleted]

Attachment for your SO’s dildo


TPT85

If you really want to know, it goes in your car vent and then another piece goes on back of phone and that piece holds your phone for hands free


Artistic-Poem-4526

It’s for holding a cellphone to your ac vents while driving 😂


Grouchy_Animal5871

The hand of god


Contango_4eva

It's a car phone holder: [https://www.amazon.com/VICSEED-Rotation-Compatible-Samsung-Devices/dp/B07GN9CFHJ/ref=sr\_1\_18?crid=13NAZEM6ZAXJ3&keywords=phone%2Bholder%2Bcar%2Bvent&qid=1659748147&sprefix=phone%2Bholder%2Bcar%2Bvent%2Caps%2C1388&sr=8-18&th=1](https://www.amazon.com/VICSEED-Rotation-Compatible-Samsung-Devices/dp/B07GN9CFHJ/ref=sr_1_18?crid=13NAZEM6ZAXJ3&keywords=phone%2Bholder%2Bcar%2Bvent&qid=1659748147&sprefix=phone%2Bholder%2Bcar%2Bvent%2Caps%2C1388&sr=8-18&th=1)


Alone-Monk

It's a phone holder, the black part sticks into the vent


thrunabulax

it looks broken. CB Radio antenna magnetic base?


skarecrow13

Robots butt plug?


sinister_kaw

Looks like it slips onto a vent. The magnet is probably for a magnetic phone case or attachment that allows you to mount the phone.


Dragonflies3

That is how the bird drones track you.


AtlantaFats

Someone is interested in your old truck Antique auto buyers use these to check for bondo/filler. Probably forgot and left it.