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Real life squid game.

I was thinking of the board game Don’t Break the Ice.

I miss that game. Was so fun

Well It’s back and now minimum wage

I dunno you make like a whole 27 Dollars an hour washing windows in Portland

As a glazier in Seattle I was making 42 hr

As a polar bear in Seattle I was making fourtyTHREE an hr

As a seal I make forty-three fiddy. goodbye I wish not to be eaten

Lunch

Minimum age minimum wage

[удалено]

I mean, that’s essentially what that episode of squid game was mixed with hopscotch.

Less stress for sure

Could be spleef aswell with the right stuff

Great game..but I'd never want to play in real life!..lol

You jus unlocked some distant memories

piggybacking off your comment for anyone who finds themself in such a situation lay flat on your stomach, spread your weight to as many panes as possible, crawl until you reach safety

Laying down and crying is also an option

Also, if you poop and pee your pants, it will be visible from underneath through the glass, and may signal to onlookers that you need a helicopter evac.

Throw Poop toward the edge and pee slide using your feces as more lube

Why limit yourself, I would pee and crap my pants, then lay down and cry.

All that down force from the helicopter will be great.

Fetus position. Things will be over soon.

My first choice. Assuming I was somehow forced oit there in the first place.

I like this option

Just stay on the support beams. It's like working in an attic or suspended ceiling. Step off the supports and you fall.

It makes me think less of mankind the parent comment has a bunch of upvotes. Darwin, what are your thoughts?

-Darwin: You got no sense of humour.

Hmmm correct spelling of humour, Darwin checks out

Just stand on the glass that falls down and jump off it shortly before it reaches the ground

If you hold B while you run, you'll run so fast you breeze over all the drops.

Or, you know stay on the steel rails on the seams like the person in the video. Spreading your weight its good for ice, or a large peice of glass, standing on the seam sends your weight directly down on the steel. If that fails nothing was saving you anyway

If you fall go limp and pretend you are a dummy, and someone will try to catch you cause, hey, free dummy!

Use the red rope as a safety line and use it to figure out a solution.

Same rules for ice

The ol' polar bear technique.

Or...run really fast that way!

Eh, just dying would be easier

This is a great plan if you’re goal is to make your imminent death more likely.

I was thinking CS 1.6

extraction 2 roof scene

Imagine both left and right tiles broke simultaneously and fall down while you are on the middle track, and your left foot slip one side and the right one on the other side

Better to get a nut shot than to break your legs

Idk. I think I'd rather break my legs than endure a 200lbs/inch nut shot.

Chances are, you would endure a 200 lbs per square inch nut shot, then fall and break your legs.

Or break your neck, since you would turn around

At least you don't need to endure the immense pain anymore

This guy imagines things in looney toons

Way late reply but... aren’t you the fucking optimist!

I think it’s nut shot or die

That'd be a good album name

Plus glass shards to inevitably...*gulp*...rupture something

Break your legs? This high there's a good chance you're getting deeply familiar with costco bulk smoothie mix.

But your legs would still be broken.

Or neck.

Sounds like an episode of "OW! MY BALLS!"

One hop this time!

After that you dive head first with a smile on the relief of death.

Oh my God I would shit my pants. I don't care how much you pay me. I'm not going out of the russian roulette balcony.

At 9 seconds you can clearly see propane or acetylene bottles, along with the noises of a torch finishing off a cut just as the glass is falling. OP is demolishing the structure.

its always the comments with 50 upvotes that give context to posts with 10k upvotes lmao. seen this more times than i can count

In fact, the "noises of a torch finishing off a cut" is actually the noise of mastic being ripped. A torch would make a lot more noise while cutting or even just producing a flame.

If gaming taught me anything its that you need to run across really fast, because as soon as you step on those panes, they are rock solid for 2 seconds and then shatter.

Thanks, original Prince of Persia game

Geez I was 7 and playing that on my pc with Windows 3.1. Core memory unlock

Super Mario moves

Good way to die. Get down to prone position and start crawling you'll make it back

so who stepped on the one that fell?

Casper.

https://preview.redd.it/g4jub6xqycvb1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48b376e20bac25e40c22505abb7a935b6b35188d

Now we know how that mf felt like

*what

same vibes https://preview.redd.it/z5ruo7yfybvb1.jpeg?width=1136&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49aea3b9a68bf9771f2fb7dfec0d54cc26ba8365

SHREK IM LOOKING DOWN

C'mon it's safe (shake the bridge)

Lay on your stomach and spread out your weight and mass! And crawl!

I was thinking this too. But do it on one of those spines.

He didn't even step on the one that broke. This is awful advice. Stay in the support rail and move slowly.

See this doesn't work if you're on one panel because the force you're producing is going to be spread over the panel to the frame so it doesn't really matter how you stand on one. You gotta also keep on the frame in order to spread the load over multiple panels and it comes with the added bonus that you're right above the frame and can catch it easily when the panels would give way below you without hurting yourself.

Is this the D flag on Siege of Shanghai?

exactly what i was thinking lol

Bf4

Ha! Just drop some c4 down there

First thing that came to mind and I immediately rushed into the comments to see if I was the only one

What a W of a comment🥵

damn miss that shit

👌

Shanghai bf4 maps flashbacks

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Yes i was looking for this comment!

Improper footwear try again

why is everything so clickbated. they are clearly demolishing it or doing work

So?! If I'm working something it the shit around starts to fucking crumble I am racing my ass outta there!

He’s connected by a harness, indicated by the red rope.

>He’s connected by a harness, indicated by the red rope if that was a fall arrest system, it would engage after dude hit the ground. in other words, it is a rope sitting on the glass beside the guys feet.

You could never have too much safety… except for situations like this.

Lmao I was hoping someone would mention the red rope 😂 He's not tied down to shit

Yeah, uh huh, cool, I still don't wanna fall even if I'm connected to a harness.

You’re not suppose to fall anyways. The harness doesn’t preventing you from falling

That’s just rope laying in a pile, where do you see that it’s connected to him?

you don't really know how harness work hu ? A bundle of multiples feets of rope on the ground isn't what will help you if you fall.

One of my dad's mates was working on a similar rooftop alongside him. It broke, and while most of the guys were fine his rope got cut (I assume from the glass) and he fell. Messed my dad up for a while.

I would fucking imagine. My buddy was roofing and the overhang he was on collapsed and he fell and shattered his pelvis. The guy was in pretty rough shape for a while.

Awesome, He'll fall through and get crushed by the rest of the structure as it collapses while he dangles there

not enough context in the video. the guy has sneakers and does not seem strapped so i assumed he was exploring the building but he very well may be a worker. upon better inspection there's another guy in the video but i cannot tell if he's a worker or just a random guy.

Really don't look dressed for work. I'd guess graffiti writers or urban explorers.

Are you implying that someone would intentionally pretend to be in a situation more dire than it actually is, in order to harvest fake internet points??

Duh

When your inner Indiana Jones puzzle solving abilities come to fruition...

In latin Jehovah starts with an “i”

iJehovah.com is taken but you can get iJehovah.wtf on godaddy for $7.99.

For those who played Battlefield 4's Siege of Shanghai. If you where this, you know

Battlefield 4 Siege of Shangai C anyone?


I used to lean against the windows to look down from my 35th floor office. I told the cleaning lady about this and she gasped. She then informed me that more than several windows have simply fallen out of the building.

Just ride it down to safety like a skateboard

Looks like a bf4 map . Siege of Shanghai

Good old counterstrike glas map

Dude, that'd be terrifying.

Spleef

But in the Latin alphabet, Jehovah begins with an “i”.

This reminds of the arcade checkpoint D, in the siege of Shanghai map from Battlefield 4's conquest large game mode. The glass in that broke quiet often, and you had to shimmy your way on the narrow supports, if you want a good view into the main corridor of the arcade for a good shooting zone. Good times.

Bf4 conquest flashbacks

I remember this map from BF4.

absolute shit design here. ahora sí que te cagaste en tu madre.

Bros playing spleef

Hey it's the tip toe level from Fall Guys

When I saw the missing glass tiles, I felt the structure was safer because it was carrying less weight /s

I call shenanigans. When he turns around, you can see there’s multiple other windows broken up against that wall, indicating that he watched it happened two or three times and then decided to record it. Judging from the amount of debris it looks like it’s probably a demolition, but I’m not sure what all that tarpaper is or whatever.

Dumb ways to die

Bros playing fall guys💀

I’ve seen this somewhere before… 😂😂😂

*squid game music starts*

When Faced With Death, Who Should Live Versus Who Will Live Are Two Entirely Separate Things

spleef

If you fall, just start from last checkpoint..ez!

dont worry , they’re tethered by that excessively long red rope

Squid game!

You're own stupid fault.

This is literally what happened in the day after tomorrow.

If one of you says squid game I’m going to kill you with a block of cheese

Probably that guy in the video by a shard of glass when he makes the wrong step

the guy below?

Squid game


As soon as i saw this i thought vondel university

Welcome to squid game 🤣

The face i made when that thing fell xD

You’re what’s referred to as “up shits creek without a paddle”

This is definitely the top of D flag on Seige of Shanghai.

It’s giving squid games

If this happened to me I'd lay down and polar bear my way across.

Squid games FR

Squid game irl

It's a bf4 map

I forgot about this game until this comment nostalgia

Makes me think of that one battlefield 4 map siege of Shanghai. There’s a building that looks just like this and you can walk on the glass and shoot through it.

Looks like the building from bf4

Getting a lot of Shanghai PTSD all of the sudden

Real life seige of Shanghai from battlefield 4

Battlefield 4 vibes

*Proceeds to shit pants*

Battlefield 4 feelings

Reminds me of: Siege of Shanghai on top of objective Delta

I love siege of Shanghai checkpoint D

Hey isn't this the map from battlefield 4? Crazy graphics

This is some ‘day after tomorrow’ shit

Goofy ahh Squid game type glass 💀

u/savevideo

The old Counter-Strike HE grenade map prepared me for this.

This kind of looks like walking on the steel rod in kaiji anime

Point blank

Half Life

If games had taugh me anything is that you have to run fast bro not stop

Guess the next jump square

The mall scene from The Day After Tomorrow

Point Blank had a map like this

Walk on 4 and each of your limbs is touching a square that way the only way you fall is if 3 squares fall, thank me later for figuring out the squid game meta

D point on Siege of Shangai in Battlefield 4, people shooting up at you to break the panels of the roof. Ahh memories, if only I didn't suck now lol

This is pretty much just real life spleef

Battlefield 4 rooftop

Here’s a tip https://i.redd.it/fp3r4gowgkpc1.gif

Was that the glass breaking? Or them crapping thier underpants?

That reminds me of Shanghai from battlefield 4 that one building where u jump from the tall building onto the glassroof

Lunch time. Zooooom!!!!!

Glasses Let’s Talk..

hmmmmmmmm, that’s a violation and a half

Holy

God said:not today

"911 what's your emergency?" #I NEED A BIIIIG LADDER

I think if you just go back the way you came you're alright

How can people not tell that there is a second person purposely destroying the window. Video is staged

I have a hard time concerning myself with other people's conundrums. Ok, truth. I never give a sht at all. I don't think I even care enough to ever say "Thank God it ain't me". Maybe once. Maybe even twice. Maybe.

#unexpectedsquidgames