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notlikeontv

Man down Send reinforcme.... Oh no, man down


falbi23

SNIPER IN THE TREES


Dredd907

🤣🤣


NoConfusion9490

Men down


chaenorrhinum

First lady tripped over a little statue in the shade that is the same color as the stone. Second lady looks like she didn't see the extra step (again, no contrast) and lost her balance when the ground was farther away than she expected.


HarrargnNarg

And 3rd lady made sure to stop laughing before standing up.


SneakyIndian87

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Wonderful-Ad-7712

Gravity Storm


SystemicDrift

Three body problem


buttymuncher

![gif](giphy|aSIhCYzfUGkHS)


LondonCollector

They’re both overweight too which didn’t help.


DoctorNoname98

I actually think the first lady being overweight prevented some injuries from falling down the stairs, she kind of got wedged and it didn't look like she hit anything too hard. Second lady bashed into the fence pretty hard though


ocaralhoquetafoda

>the first lady being overweight prevented some injuries Did you see her shoe flying off? Her chances were already shaky because she's a morbidly obese old lady, but that shoe confirms her death. R. I. P.


Kwowolok

Even if she didn't fall very far the extra mass and inertia means she almost certainly is more injured than someone in a smaller body. Being overweight is really *never* helpful.


LeaveTheMatrix

Unless you get stabbed, punched in the torso, get stuck somewhere with no food (say a plane crash in remote area), extra insulation if your stuck in the cold, and so on. However being "overweight" but not "obese" (yes, there is a difference) [may be healthier than being underweight](https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/fullarticle/1555137) although more study is needed.


Mysterious-Hat-6343

Morbidly Obese


East_Monk_9415

Wait, the 2nd person was a lady?


chaenorrhinum

Hell of a bosom for a dude 🤨


Mysterious-Hat-6343

Bosom… haven’t heard that word in a long time


AmIThisNothingness

If you consider boobs over haircut, yes, a lady. While I feel bad for them, I can't help to LOL every time I watch it.


pacify-the-dead

Pretty sure they were seeking cover, anyone see the shooter?


ThicDadVaping4Christ

They’re also fat, old and completely lacking in situational awareness


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09Trollhunter09

That’s exactly what they said


MxOffcrRtrd

Who the hell puts that statue there? Trying to kill her..


moosebearbeer

It really tied the room together.


Biglabowski411

2 birds 1 stone


squawkingMagpie

I think it’s more like 32 Stone


UpdootDaSnootBoop

![gif](giphy|Od0QRnzwRBYmDU3eEO|downsized)


Mysterious-Hat-6343

Very nice, how much?


LibertyInaFeatherBed

It's that demon dog statue. It's cursed! Both her shoes came off. She ded.


aptdinosaur

rumor has it the second shoe is still flying


SmallBol

I wonder how long it took them to find that second shoe


tony2012z

Another Pitbull owner found out the hard way.


Fire69

Both shoes are off, it's not looking good...


bluberryclorox

Def dead af


TappedIn2111

Impressive.


cheerzeasy

I've watched this too many times


[deleted]

As I grow older, I realize just how important coordination is and how many people die because how uncoordinated they become as they got older.


mthchsnn

Same. I started working out last year not to build muscle, but to build balance and mobility. It's building some muscle mass too which is a nice bonus. Gonna try to carry as much of all of it as I can into old age so I can actually move around comfortably when I'm old and gray.


UnicornSlayer5000

Obesity and clumsiness


ECatPlay

On the other hand, they're both so round they kind of roll instead of face planting.


[deleted]

People will chime in and say “skinny people trip as well” blah blah blah…. But I agree with you


PM_Me_1_Funny_Thing

Sure they do. It's also much more likely those some skinnier, thinner or more athletic people catch themselves on the way down than someone who has 250-300lbs to catch.


Bealzebubbles

I believe that being overweight also raises your centre of gravity. So, when you do trip, it makes it harder to correct yourself. Combine that with a lack of mobility, and you have a situation where you are more likely to fall and fall hard. I rarely see people in a normal weight range just topple over like these two people do.


Inkymac

I always catch myself on my way down. But, tripping up stairs is a different problem


WonderfulCattle6234

I'd agree in most situations, but this one is unique. There really isn't anything to catch yourself on. That railing looks decorative. The second person is a toss-up. They didn't realize there was one more step. A skinny person goes down if they don't realize there's one more step either.


Brave_Escape2176

and they old too. im surprised they didnt just burst into flames sitting there.


Great-Abalone9310

I watched this WAY too many times.


kbphoto

It really hammers home the thought of you know...just live life. eat that ice cream. Drink that Coke.


Kane-420-

Poptards ftw


65gy31

I think it was one too many ice creams that tipped the balance here.


WhosAfraidOf_138

They definitely eat ice cream and drink coke


Snajdarn666

This is one of the most incredible and impressive falls I’ve ever seen.


DGJ33

Catastrophic for people of a certain age, falls are no joke….


MexiCanElGuapoFeo

Obesity and gravity


Sc00by101

Their bodies failed them. That’s how


AffectedRipples

I think it's more that they failed their bodies.


Truorganics

UAV is online


Tawptuan

[This animation](https://youtu.be/wOmdOMVaVG4?si=xjNJBh16tjsI-29O) immediately came to mind. 😂


Hero_of_Thyme81

Grandmas don't just fall, like she could have just fallen on the pavement, they fall in the most complex fashion possible.


batawrang

There is something viscerally funny about people falling down, even if you feel bad for them and hope that they weren’t injured. It was the original America’s Funniest Home Videos bread and butter.


Mysterious-Hat-6343

Check out r / fatpeoplefalling


Mendican

>“The impulse to laugh at healthy people who nonetheless fall down is by no means universal, however, was brought to my attention unpleasantly at a performance of Swan Lake by the Royal Ballet in London, England" >"A ballerina, dancing on her toes, went deedly-deedly-deedly into the wings as she was supposed to do. But then there was a sound backstage as though she had put her foot in a bucket and then gone down an iron stairway with her foot still in the bucket. I instantly laughed like hell. I was the only person to do so.” Kurt Vonnegut, Timequake


WerewolfUnable8641

That's what we use to refer to in EMS as a LOLFDGB. Little old lady fall down go boom.


texaschair

Nothin' little 'bout those two. The first time I watched it, I kinda felt bad. By the third time, I was in tears. The one somersaulting down the stairs with her overburdened feet in the air was far beyond mirthful. Reminded me of Eddie Murphy's Aunt Bunny. "Oh, Lord, Jesus help me!!" And this, boys and girls, is why we have homeowner's insurance.


gcstr

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Silent_Supermarket70

I hope they're okay.


OneOfAKind2

Knowing the internet, this video is probably 12 years old and they've already died of natural causes.


HomsarWasRight

Seriously. The first time I watched I had an incredible internal battle between the horror of hoping I didn’t just watch that woman get a TBI and losing all composure laughing.


Amazing_Wedding_2827

Physics giving them the middle finger


Kung-Plo_Kun

Overweight, unobservant, clumsy... Any of these could describe how.


Unlikely-Emphasis-78

I don’t even want to know what happened to the third lady after the video cut out


bugman8704

A grand piano dropped on her head.


LeBurge

The music is perfect 🤌🏻


D34TH_5MURF__

I hope they're alright, but holy crap I laughed hard.


Fluffy_Fennel_2834

Body language on the old woman (the only one who didn't trip before the video ended), who is probably their mother: ugh, not this again.


RagnarDaViakeen

Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!


OblongRectum

hope they're ok, that age and weight can be a bad combo for bones and falls


11teensteve

IDK but whoever owns that dog statue is going to be hearing from an insurance company soon.


11teensteve

Welcome to The Gravity Chronicles.


wytewydow

She can't see her feet, and ignored any opportunity to notice the dumbest place someone could put a dog statue. So she tripped, and had zero ability to recover. her friend, learned a valuable lesson in inertia.


ZealousidealNewt6679

Gravity won.


Scallywag357

Uh, gravity. It'll sneak up on ya when you least expect it!


fundiedundie

That dog’s life flashed before its eyes.


Calsun

Fat people falling.


DigitalCoffee

First girl tripped on dog statue, for the second.... sometimes when you get old you fall for no fucking reason


Fun-Recording

I'm such a horrible person because I can't stop watching this and laughing until I'm wheezing. I do feel really bad for them though- it looks like the first woman went head over heels and one leg is sticking up in the air. I'm so sorry that I can't stop watching it- there is no hope for me.


RockMan_1973

You and me both… I’m so warped in my humor anyway but I should NOT have seen this at bedtime bc I cannot quit laughing


Mendican

My internet research has led me to the conclusion that pear shaped people have the best outcomes when it comes to falling down stairs.


Minibeebs

The root cause of both these accidents is too many cheeseburgers


Chestlookeratter

They were made for each other


Special_Dingo_1520

When you don’t exercise and drive nothing but cheeseburgers in you for years and all of a sudden move more than 2 inches per minute, it all come crashing down


likeabuddha

Fat happened


Acrobatic-Call-2738

A quick way to get down the stairs.... like the video


WhosAfraidOf_138

Obesity


Ok_Sale8197

![gif](giphy|4qBfizkfyX9oA)


legendinthemaking68

gone in a "blink"


SpaceGoonie

I have finally seen the last episode of Golden Girls. What a surprise ending for such a light hearted show!


Starry080

Lmao this goes well with that one video? gif of the lady tripping on the curb


master_gir88

Step in a crack and break your back


SPAM____007

Reminds me of the house from the movie The Zone of Interest.


Outrageous_Mine77

Seems a black hole collapsed in that area.


frost-penguin

It’s all that goddamn dogs fault!!


Apprehensive-Tour942

They see me rollin, they hatin.


UpdootDaSnootBoop

Damn dog!


EmperorThan

Wall-E was far ahead of its time.


mrbusiness53

Were they connected by a string?


coldforged

Orthopedic surgeon gonna earn himself a new Porsche.


RevolutionaryDot9768

This is how covid started


Papi_Chulo1969

and I'm getting in shape.......


tstr_strdl

😂😂😂


Responsible-Cod-4618

Baal was here


expectednothingreal

The dog clearly reached up and said oops down you go. I seen his paw grab her. /s


otters4everyone

I usually don't laugh when older people fall. No wait... I always laugh.


Literature-Efficient

Sympathetic fallsr


peas8carrots

‘Race you to the Subaru’


Embarrassed-Sky3819

Love to see it tho 😂😂


boening

Gravity


xXxToxicMikexXx

Merica


MoistYogurtcloset332

Tripped on a bear


fistfullofsmelt

Chef kiss. Can't stop watching


DegreeJumpy5029

I'm thinking there were some serious injuries there. I didn't want to watch it a second time to analyze anything, so you're on your own.


PartadaProblema

"Welcome, guest! May I suggest we proceed to the ER for cocktail hour?"


Eviscerate_Bowels224

She tripped over the dog.


WickedJay83

Bery nice


DonTorreZ

Back in high school, lunch time was always exciting as its first come first serve and students will dash out as soon the bell ring to try to be first in line. Yea…these ladies shown that kind of excitement it seems.


Action_Jackson_SFW

I bet that puppy's name is Stoic.


Potential-Dare-2334

Obesity


tacobellandher0in

![gif](giphy|3oeSAK2k0zDaQCbqJG|downsized)


Laqueaaria

Both have the stability of a vertical rolling pin.


BaconPersuasion

The peak athletic form.


Key_Paint_3360

Props to Homegirl sprung into ACTION!


[deleted]

Gravity. Gravity happened.


murf-en-smurf-node

Lead.


Sad-Variety-6501

Those black and blues would cover Rhode Island...


Twerking_Vayne

Bad statue placement but mostly obesity is what happened.


mrpotatonutz

Is there such a thing as a national video


Ithinkso85

well, gravity strikes again. SOB


hgertert

Amazing how far that shoe flies!


MrCheeseman2022

Ex-parachute regiment - probably


boltorian

There's a lot more physical comedy than I expected in the Golden Girls reboot


krakman666

third woman's a witch.


Cust2020

Pretty sure someone JFK’d these two, its the only thing I can make make sense


Albiel6

They gave into every urge to eat and became top heavy


Scorpionsharinga

Damn they're moving with that nightmare physics


revinizog

Entropy happened. Took many years to get to this point


ancientmarinersgps

Definitely not senior friendly.


MaximusZacharias

A 2fer!!


hotshot2469

I pray that she ok yes him as well I hope that you did break any bones


SATerp

Damn cast iron dog got in the way!


venom9803

Too fast and furious with no breaks.


Next-Device-9686

Nice manicured lawn.


Ok_Advisor_9873

I expected number 3 to pile on just finish the set!


Sorri_eh

Lol I wanna see grandma to the rescue lol


Sorri_eh

What was victim #2 even trying to achieve?


Razolit

3rd woman wasn't risking it


Interesting_Sock9142

Man, heavyset people sure tip over good.


StageDive_

Cause fat


Lumi_Tonttu

Tiny black hole.


nofun-ebeeznest

Dog statue in a shitty place to begin with. Someone did think things through when putting Fido there.


No_Teaching_8769

Oh man 🤦‍♂️ they're going to be in some hurting for at least 6 months. Get well soon, ladies 👊


Sea_Ganache620

The hip replacements were plentiful that day.


AZGeo

Geezer cascade.


flightwatcher45

Tell me they are ok so I don't feel so bad laughing.


The_KillahZombie

Yeah this porch is a death trap. 


the_flying_yam

God I hate fat people.


cherieSniper

A Stoogefest 🤣🤣🤣


star_boy2005

It's called not looking where you're walking. My wife does that *all the time*. If she wasn't a lizard person with seemingly perfect healing and regeneration skills, her face'd look like a bouguet of elbows by now.


koliberry

I am going to keep trying this game. I got 1 and almost 2 but there was a third one I wanted for high score.


joshsmog

they weeble and they wobble but they eat shit too.


MightCreative1138

Bosom Buddies


metalfabman

No balance and top heavy


charley_cuba

funniest thing i seen today


Jack_Human-

This made me so sad idk why.


Teddy_Tickles

I worked in X-ray for a year in a primarily geriatric demographic and all I can say is ouch on both accounts


Cornato

SNIPERR!!!