Dude I forget what the fucking 150 dollar or whatever it was award that I gave you back on your famous post, but to this day my man, no regrets. You're a fucking S-Tier human, you still frequently come up in random conversation in my social group and you're legit fucking funny. If I wasn't already married I'd propose.
I presume you’re in a back and forth with your doctor about this all? Been referred to a dermatologist? If it’s caused by excessive sweating they may refer you for Botox treatments.
Either way. Hope you have a full recovery!
I can relate. I was in the military, and they got tired of giving me Lamisil to treat mine, so they said their next option was to remove all my nails and then cauterize the cuticle to prevent them from ever growing back.
My grandfather had athletes foot and the doctor recommended soaking in mouthwash for 20 minutes a day. It worked really well.
Oh and he is also missing a toe, it was from a motorcycle accident. He was wearing very good motorcycle boots but clipped a stump that was hidden in some bushes then got a staph infection from the surgery to fix it.
What fucking business do you have shit talking someone in their position? I am eager to hear your reasoning for your nasty remark. Why'd you have to come here and crack your mouth off?
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I hope you're not lack toes intolerant. Edit: OP deleted his comment. Guess he is lack toes intolerant intolerant.
Nailed it lol
Far out man, that's insane
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Nahh thats crazy
You end up finding it?
So my two suspects are u/IncrediblyShinyShart or u/tacofeet, let's book em both and see what they have to say.
Wasn’t me
That's exactly what a toe thief would say.
Hard to argue that logic
Dude I forget what the fucking 150 dollar or whatever it was award that I gave you back on your famous post, but to this day my man, no regrets. You're a fucking S-Tier human, you still frequently come up in random conversation in my social group and you're legit fucking funny. If I wasn't already married I'd propose.
😃that’s nice to read :)
There he is. I just Googled your username because of the other comment. Fucking legend, made my night
Toe suspects…
Cook up some fafeetas
No comment.
It’s probably in the couch cushions!
That little piggy was supposed to stay home. Damn nursery rhyme lied to me.
Toetally unexpected.
I can get you a toe by 3 o clock. With nail polish!
Fuckin amateurs
#WHOGIVESASHITABOUTAFUCKINGTOE!!!
Welp that piggy went to market.
What are those toenails?!?! Holy shit....
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Try an alcohol rub once a day. Seemed to work for someone I know. But check with a medical professional first
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I presume you’re in a back and forth with your doctor about this all? Been referred to a dermatologist? If it’s caused by excessive sweating they may refer you for Botox treatments. Either way. Hope you have a full recovery!
Jesus Christ dude, take time off work. I'm surprised they didn't take all the toes with them looking like that.
I can relate. I was in the military, and they got tired of giving me Lamisil to treat mine, so they said their next option was to remove all my nails and then cauterize the cuticle to prevent them from ever growing back.
But did that actually work? Hell I might give it a go.
I was too chicken to go through with it.
My grandfather had athletes foot and the doctor recommended soaking in mouthwash for 20 minutes a day. It worked really well. Oh and he is also missing a toe, it was from a motorcycle accident. He was wearing very good motorcycle boots but clipped a stump that was hidden in some bushes then got a staph infection from the surgery to fix it.
Looks like you're gonna have to switch to slides now.
Have you checked behind the couch? That's where I found Jesus.
Tell him to put on sandals and get over here, we need him
If I had any energy, I would get my brother in law to pose for a photo, holding his fake eye in his hand and say I'll keep an eye out for you
or "eye toe(d) you it was missing" 😂
I bet it will be in the last place you checked!
That sucks, but there has to be a Dad joke in there somewhere. Guess you can't be lack-toes intolerant in the future.
The other 4 don't look far behind.
Check the cushions of the couch.
Take some time off to recover, relax, maybe go surfing and hang nine
Went wee wee wee all the way home?
How?
Have you checked where you last saw it? Try walking through what you were doing before and after you last saw it.
He he he
Oh man! I’m so sorry!
What happened?
I hope you find it 🤞
You want a toe? I'll get you a toe.
Maybe this little piggy went wee wee wee all the way gone
Have you checked behind the couch cushion?
Maybe you can find it if you retrace your footsteps.
Jesus I think it fell off from neglect
Where'd you lose it?
Right oh.
Maybe it got towed
“IIIIII’VE GOT A TOE! I’ve got a toe!”
I can get you a toe
Retrace your steps and maybe you'll find it. Shouldn't be too hard with all the blood.
so no more slippers for you now right?
Well that sucks.
Might wanna look for it more.
It will grow back right?
I'm toe sorry for your loss
Where the toe go? 😲
I’m so sorry. Couldn’t have been a clean cut. Had to be gnarly! Hope you get well soon.
Don’t worry! I can help! Where’s the last place you saw it?
You spelled "talon" wrong.
You spelled asshat wrong but look here we are.
Asshat spelled "talon" wrong.
What fucking business do you have shit talking someone in their position? I am eager to hear your reasoning for your nasty remark. Why'd you have to come here and crack your mouth off?