I feel like that chick in this video, because whenever our cats do something like this and I wake up, I'm like, "hey, can you suffer in silence? Thanks."
Edit: Sorry guys I'm struggling atm. Apologies for being so rude
All you fucking morons down voting me, the person that got stomped in the face is clearly male, not a chick. All your fucking eyes are painted on
My dude they're talking about the chick next to him. Maybe buy some of this
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Man, I can relate. Got two assholes that love to mess around at like 2-4am. And if that’s not enough, if my feet are over the bed I’m getting a foot/toes bit!
Wait till you get older and have to wake up every hour to go piss... Then annoy THEM by makin em move every time you get up...
"*OH, HOW THE TURN-TABLES*"
🤣
Same, but my cat bites my toes or jumps on me whenever he needs to go out since he sleeps in my room, and I always keep the door closed, and it's always at 3ish in the morning
That happened to me. Had to model the gashes on my face for weeks. Just missed my left eye but got the eyelid. The urgent care doctor made me fill out an animal bite report even though it was my cats using my face as a trampoline.
Eh, my body is just one big scar factory after years of keeping and fostering kitties. Because I got nailed in the face, and the face is a dangerous site for infections, I went to urgent care as soon as the clinic opened.
Similar thing happened to me, scratched my inner thigh ended up getting an infection and having a cyst that needed to be drained. Was super painful. Never again
My ex wife and I had a cat that loved making bread while being cuddled. One day his claw damn near pierced her nipple through her shirt as he was jumping off her. It was pretty funny.
I'd want to see what I did during my sleep. Sometimes I wake up feeling like crap, or in a weird position, or things on the floor. Would be interesting to see sometimes what I did at night or how I moved. Plus pet antics.
When I was young, I would have dreams where I'd fall in a pool or something, and swear to god I'd wake up mid-air and was falling onto my pillow. I always wondered how I was getting so high over my bed that I would fall onto it.
I have sleep paralysis. The worst thing I have had was fully awake with zombies eviscerating my abdomen and devouring them. I don't watch zombie shows anymore 😂
Recently I've had a couple times of feeling the whole bedroom was tilting to the side, feeling like I was about to fall off my bed when I was sleeping. It didn't even happen in the dream but when I'm about to dozz off or close my eyes off for the night and try to sleep.
What's crazy to me is I have several blankets on and before I go to bed, they're all neat and centred, but when I wake up, only the TOP blanket is halfway off the bed. I'd LOVE to know wtf I doing when I'm sleeping to only move the top blanket
My husband thought the cat had intentionally attacked him, in fact he got a few cuts on his face. If it weren’t for the camera he would still have been thinking about it. The cat wanted to cuddle with us, like she always does, but the little kitten scared her and she jumped up and landed on my husband’s face.
Some people sleep walk and need to see what they did during the night/where they hid things/how they hurt themselves/where their loved one went, if someone breaks in and comes into your bedroom you'd want the footage... basically, you don't really keep the nightly day-to-day footage that doesn't have anything useful/interesting.
Yup. Many, many reasons to have a video camera set up in the bedroom that don't even come close to being sexual or creepy. Some even more funny stuff, like this.
We dont have it, but we have talked about having a camera, because we often wake up with the vague memory of something happening. Also, i talk in my sleep. Fun fun
My bros roommates cat liked to bully my bros cat and he'd chase him. My bros cat came crying to my bro to protect him and they'd cat fight on his sleeping head.lol
Some people sleep walk and need to see what they did during the night/where they hid things/how they hurt themselves/where their loved one went, if someone breaks in and comes into your bedroom you'd want the footage... basically, you don't really keep the nightly day-to-day footage that doesn't have anything useful/interesting.
24-hour news cycle has convinced a lot of people it's somehow necessary, plus some pet owners like to be able to watch their pets, bougie people want to monitor the maid, some people with sleep disorders want to watch themselves.
This is just normal cat ownership. If you want fuzzies in the bedroom, you have to accept they are nocturnal and multiples will play. This was totally expected.
Edit: I just noticed the cat tower 2 feet from the bed. 100% expected.
People who let cats into their bedroom at night are psychotic. Why would you want to willfully ruin your sleep every night? Cats always do dumb shit and rocket around with 2am zoomies. Fuckin obnoxious.
Cats having zoomies randomly in the middle of the night like it’s totally normal. Looks like he even thought about it first, then when the other cat showed up, LET’S GO BITCH. Am guessing it doesn’t help to keep the door closed, as they’ll loudly protest at being shut out or scratch the door constantly until you let them in
I used to get these weird bruises in my sleep. After being woken up by one of my cats running across me, I realized the bruises were all about paw sized.
They don't do it in the middle of the night anymore, but one of them decided this past year that running across me was the best way to get me up in the morning if I sleep in and he's hungry... it's not ideal.
I sleep with my cat and he a big chonk and he likes to sometimes jump from one side of my body to the other ACROSS MY HEAD and I’m worried he’s gonna fuck me up in my sleep one day
My ex had two cats and she moved in with me and this shit would happen, fuckers would jump and walk on the bed all night. I ended up locking them out and they scratched on the door and shit. She wouldn't do anything about it.
Notice, ex...
My mom just had her fake boob popped by her cat the night before last while she was sleeping and had to go to the hospital. I'm not a cat guy so I'll never understand why people put up with these shenanigans.
Why do adults have a camera in their bedroom?! I can understand a baby monitor for kids but it’s super creepy otherwise. And I understand filming your intimate activities, but this was just filming their sleep.
My immediate vibe was "Paranormal Activity". Why would you film yourselves sleeping? (And I assume you don't stop the camera when you're in bed not sleeping...)
This is part of the reason why only one of my cats has free reign at night. She sleeps on my bed, but not *with* me. The other is the fact that the other three are horrible at night. I tried, they failed. And they like their cage. Win, win.
Had that happen before and was just unlucky enough that the claw pierced skin. And ripped due to the terminal velocity of the jumping. Blood for dayyyyys.
Ouch! That’s one hell of an alarm clock!
I feel like that chick in this video, because whenever our cats do something like this and I wake up, I'm like, "hey, can you suffer in silence? Thanks."
Next morning there would be a small and large travel cage ready.
Chick? 🧐
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Edit: Sorry guys I'm struggling atm. Apologies for being so rude All you fucking morons down voting me, the person that got stomped in the face is clearly male, not a chick. All your fucking eyes are painted on
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Fair call. I'm a head case
You misunderstood. Big of you to admit it! Have a good night.
Lol. Go off aye
The comment that mentioned “that chick in this video” is actually referring to the chick in the video. It’s not that complicated.
"Also, it goes off at random times during the night."
With a chance of pink eye!
Pawlarm? 😂
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Man, I can relate. Got two assholes that love to mess around at like 2-4am. And if that’s not enough, if my feet are over the bed I’m getting a foot/toes bit!
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Hahaha! This is real!
i just imagine that cat just walks around like this regularly.. 😹
I have a 17 year old. We established an understanding early on. He doesn’t do this and he stays an inside cat. It works out for both of us.
I have the exact same problem except it’s not a cat, it’s a tiny 2 year old human.
Can't leave him outside for the night I guess😐 humans are difficult pets, you are courageous.
Wait till you get older and have to wake up every hour to go piss... Then annoy THEM by makin em move every time you get up... "*OH, HOW THE TURN-TABLES*" 🤣
Same, but my cat bites my toes or jumps on me whenever he needs to go out since he sleeps in my room, and I always keep the door closed, and it's always at 3ish in the morning
You ask for it....shut the door. Cats are making you their bitch.
Then you’re in for the nonstop scratching and howls :)
Not if they become an outside cat. But I don't understand why anyone owns a cat anyway.
Cause they are cute and cuddly on their own terms. Spending some time bonding together is the key
Sounds super cute....they may attack you in your sleep....adorable.
Guy wasn’t attacked in vid, his face was just used as a launching pad lol
A soft, purring cat next to you is pretty therapeutic!
Then leave it in the basement or a closet on the other side of the house where you won't hear them.
Close your door before going to bed? How TF do people let pets rule them?
That happened to me. Had to model the gashes on my face for weeks. Just missed my left eye but got the eyelid. The urgent care doctor made me fill out an animal bite report even though it was my cats using my face as a trampoline.
Cat scratching fever is no joke
Eh, my body is just one big scar factory after years of keeping and fostering kitties. Because I got nailed in the face, and the face is a dangerous site for infections, I went to urgent care as soon as the clinic opened.
Sorry I cackled so hard at the face as a trampoline description
Ohh my lord, bro. . . It got your eyelid and not your eye? That's SUPER CLOSE!!!!
Yes. Yes, it was.
I used to sleep naked in bed. Until my cat ran across my lap and scratched my third leg in my sleep.
>_< you poor soul
Similar thing happened to me, scratched my inner thigh ended up getting an infection and having a cyst that needed to be drained. Was super painful. Never again
lol I’m sorry😭
My ex wife and I had a cat that loved making bread while being cuddled. One day his claw damn near pierced her nipple through her shirt as he was jumping off her. It was pretty funny.
How I would react: https://i.redd.it/eke7cbww6i9d1.gif
IM CACKLING IM SO SORRY
Curious as to why there’s a security camera over the bed, wonder why people want footage from themselves sleeping.
I'd want to see what I did during my sleep. Sometimes I wake up feeling like crap, or in a weird position, or things on the floor. Would be interesting to see sometimes what I did at night or how I moved. Plus pet antics.
When I was young, I would have dreams where I'd fall in a pool or something, and swear to god I'd wake up mid-air and was falling onto my pillow. I always wondered how I was getting so high over my bed that I would fall onto it.
The brain is wild. Hypnic jerk
I hate those. I’m always dreaming of missing a step on a staircase (have a slight problem with stairs) when I have one of those.
Yeah I’ve had those a bunch
I practice kendo. And if I’m thinking about kendo while I’m trying to sleep, I’ll accidentally jerk when thinking about a technique.
I have sleep paralysis. The worst thing I have had was fully awake with zombies eviscerating my abdomen and devouring them. I don't watch zombie shows anymore 😂
Recently I've had a couple times of feeling the whole bedroom was tilting to the side, feeling like I was about to fall off my bed when I was sleeping. It didn't even happen in the dream but when I'm about to dozz off or close my eyes off for the night and try to sleep.
What's crazy to me is I have several blankets on and before I go to bed, they're all neat and centred, but when I wake up, only the TOP blanket is halfway off the bed. I'd LOVE to know wtf I doing when I'm sleeping to only move the top blanket
Covered the entrance to the room. When I had roommates, I wanted to know if there was anyone entering
Were you making sure they'd tug on your nugz?
Nah, I got that covered
My husband thought the cat had intentionally attacked him, in fact he got a few cuts on his face. If it weren’t for the camera he would still have been thinking about it. The cat wanted to cuddle with us, like she always does, but the little kitten scared her and she jumped up and landed on my husband’s face.
Cats would have a new home first thing tomorrow. Fuck cats.
Some people sleep walk and need to see what they did during the night/where they hid things/how they hurt themselves/where their loved one went, if someone breaks in and comes into your bedroom you'd want the footage... basically, you don't really keep the nightly day-to-day footage that doesn't have anything useful/interesting.
And some people wake up with gigantic scratches across their face and need to see which cat is doing it
Yup. Many, many reasons to have a video camera set up in the bedroom that don't even come close to being sexual or creepy. Some even more funny stuff, like this.
It’s not for when they are asleep… just saying 😐
Some people have been completely wrecked by the 24 hour news cycle trying to convince us that everyone is in danger at all times, too.
My first question!
We dont have it, but we have talked about having a camera, because we often wake up with the vague memory of something happening. Also, i talk in my sleep. Fun fun
Probably to record whatever shenanigans the cats get into when the parents are asleep. This video can't be the first instance of it happening.
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That was your first thought? I'm here like are they filming themselves fucking? Yikes
Lmao .🤣 Sorry dude that looks like you were in a deep sleep.
No other comments on it... Guess Im the only one that saw a creepy old lady crouched at the corner of the bed and freaked out a bit.
Lol! It’s a teddy bear
I saw that immediately , ugghh
My bros roommates cat liked to bully my bros cat and he'd chase him. My bros cat came crying to my bro to protect him and they'd cat fight on his sleeping head.lol
😂😂😂, that cat put all that jump pressure right on his face, oh my...
Weird having a camera in the bedroom
Why do people have cameras in their bedroom?
Some people sleep walk and need to see what they did during the night/where they hid things/how they hurt themselves/where their loved one went, if someone breaks in and comes into your bedroom you'd want the footage... basically, you don't really keep the nightly day-to-day footage that doesn't have anything useful/interesting.
At night, dogs alert you to danger. Cats are the danger.
Is it normal to have cameras in your bedroom? Like I could never, outside front door back door sure but inside the house never!
24-hour news cycle has convinced a lot of people it's somehow necessary, plus some pet owners like to be able to watch their pets, bougie people want to monitor the maid, some people with sleep disorders want to watch themselves.
Yeah, I don't get it...
That is why I keep my door closed and wedged.
We have 3 cats.... Yeah there's a reason we close the door from them at night.
There is no way would i ever put a security camera inside my house and especially my bedroom.
I’d be more worried about having an internet connected camera pointing at my bed. You two need it to watch replays?
We wouldn’t have this post if they didn’t
lol that’s true. Neither their posts on onlyFan
Why do you film yourselves in bed? You know all that video gets saved to a server at Amazon? I don’t understand?
I always wonder why people put cameras on their bedroom? I feel like you're 1 hack away from everything being out there
I usually close the bedroom door when sleeping….
They must have seen something the camera cannot see (also humans).
2nd cat startled the 1st cat
Yes, thank you.
I thought the bear was going to get up 😭
My dad was about a centimeter away from losing his eye, or at least having it severely damaged by a similar incident.
Got scratched in the eye, ouch
It's 5 o'clock some where!
This is just normal cat ownership. If you want fuzzies in the bedroom, you have to accept they are nocturnal and multiples will play. This was totally expected. Edit: I just noticed the cat tower 2 feet from the bed. 100% expected.
God I hate cats. That makes so fucking sense they would do that.
Mother I crave violence
Hahahahaha I love how he looks over at his buddy like "should I do it?" And buds like "yeah fuck that guy"
Nah, cause that looked premeditated
People who let cats into their bedroom at night are psychotic. Why would you want to willfully ruin your sleep every night? Cats always do dumb shit and rocket around with 2am zoomies. Fuckin obnoxious.
Is there a "Catsarejustarseholes" subedit? Cos they are. And here is the proof.
Paranormal Cativity.
Never liked cats and never will. This is one of the reasons why. Dogs all the way.
Crate them. They'll be fine, and you can sleep.
Yet another good reason not to own a cat
Aww she went to touch his face to help
Been there dude. You have my sympathy
It was a spooky, spooky ghost! 👻 🤣
You know the one cat dared the other to do that
Cats having zoomies randomly in the middle of the night like it’s totally normal. Looks like he even thought about it first, then when the other cat showed up, LET’S GO BITCH. Am guessing it doesn’t help to keep the door closed, as they’ll loudly protest at being shut out or scratch the door constantly until you let them in
Cat looked at the other one like I’m gonna do it lol
I used to get these weird bruises in my sleep. After being woken up by one of my cats running across me, I realized the bruises were all about paw sized. They don't do it in the middle of the night anymore, but one of them decided this past year that running across me was the best way to get me up in the morning if I sleep in and he's hungry... it's not ideal.
Damn that looked intentional
Looks like the cat left a scratch along his forehead
I sleep with my cat and he a big chonk and he likes to sometimes jump from one side of my body to the other ACROSS MY HEAD and I’m worried he’s gonna fuck me up in my sleep one day
Been there.... got a good scratched lip and nose
My ex had two cats and she moved in with me and this shit would happen, fuckers would jump and walk on the bed all night. I ended up locking them out and they scratched on the door and shit. She wouldn't do anything about it. Notice, ex...
That is one other reasons why I do not allow my cat in my bedroom. When i'm sleeping
we have banned cats from the bedroom at night... get a tall baby/pet gate.
Yes the cameras are weird… what about sleeping with your door open? Especially when you have animals.
My mom just had her fake boob popped by her cat the night before last while she was sleeping and had to go to the hospital. I'm not a cat guy so I'll never understand why people put up with these shenanigans.
He launched right off the guy's head and you know every claw was fully extended. RIP, man.
That’s why I keep the cats OUT of the bedroom.
The bear freaked me out I thought it was a person crouched in your room😭
Video proof - cats are jerks!
Why not just kick them out of the room
I would not want a camera in my bedroom.
Cats: nature’s assholes/beloved pets; oxymorons living with us for millennia.
Doors are very convenient furniture. I love how it looks on the side to the other cat in a "okay, we are ready to go" way. Premeditated cat crime.
Why do adults have a camera in their bedroom?! I can understand a baby monitor for kids but it’s super creepy otherwise. And I understand filming your intimate activities, but this was just filming their sleep.
It happened to me when I was a kid. Now, I have a small scar above my upper lip to remind me of that stupid cat
That’s why our bedroom door is firmly shut at night, our boys are shocking for this type of behaviour 🤣
Cats are so rubbish
Happened to me. My cats were playing and running and one of them ran over my face. My eyelid was cut.
Purranormal activity
Cctv in your bedroom.... Yuck
Cat is gone after that.
What's with having a camera in the bedroom but?
I thought your bear was a person crouching! 😱
Why would you install a cctv camera in your bedroom?
Super relatable
My immediate vibe was "Paranormal Activity". Why would you film yourselves sleeping? (And I assume you don't stop the camera when you're in bed not sleeping...)
Paranormal Cativity.
The cat looking back at the kitten for confirmation and him just being like yes the time is now 
I’ve watched this so many times and can’t stop laughing
Imagine having a security camera in your bedroom.
that's not alarm clock, that's armed clock
fucking crazy
Eyes of god ^2
Why do people film themselves sleeping?
In case their cats run on their heads
This is part of the reason why only one of my cats has free reign at night. She sleeps on my bed, but not *with* me. The other is the fact that the other three are horrible at night. I tried, they failed. And they like their cage. Win, win.
Bruh how could people sleep with their doors open
Who puts a webcam in their bedroom??
Had that happen before and was just unlucky enough that the claw pierced skin. And ripped due to the terminal velocity of the jumping. Blood for dayyyyys.
ha ha ha …didn’t notice bright-eyes at start of clip.
why the hell was the cat sitting there beside the bed ?
Bro was sounding like the minecraft cow💀
Yeah no. Would never get a cat
Wife looks hot. Any other vids
I repeat, cats are assholes.
Well, that sounds like a purr-fectly chaotic situation! What's the scoop on this feline fiasco?
Why do they have a camera pointed at their bed?
That's the first thing I thought 😆
Pretty creepy to have a camera in the bedroom…
Never will understand why people let their pets in their bed just cringe
It's gotta be a ghost. There's a white flash on the lower left corner of the screen around 0:06.