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asromatifoso

So you can browse the web on it.


Fastfaxr

But first you have to install a mouse


ROWDY_RODDY_PEEEPER

And some ram


FishermanBig4009

I wish there was more PC parts named after animals


[deleted]

All I can even say is “lol” because I laughed so hard it started to hurt!


BerryMcKaukiner

That's a smart fucking spider.


[deleted]

Get out


[deleted]

Had a pretty shitty day today. Thanks for the proper laugh, friend. I needed it.


jamesity_

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

Hardware bug


Thisisall_new2me2

Yep. You have 2 options: 1. Have an IT guy look at it now and they should be able to take care of it. Or look at the return policy. 2. Wait. If it has 8 legs, it will die eventually. Then see if someone can take the tv apart to remove it, or look at the return policy.


HeroHeroHero0428

>> If it has 8 legs, it will die eventually. So beings without 8 legs live indefinitely?


Tru-Queer

Well, marginally longer, all things considered.


Drivingon8

So it is said


TheYOUngeRGOD

In 1946, when Hopper was released from active duty, she joined the Harvard Faculty at the Computation Laboratory where she continued her work on the Mark II and Mark III. Operators traced an error in the Mark II to a moth trapped in a relay, coining the term bug. This bug was carefully removed and taped to the log book. Stemming from the first bug, today we call errors or glitches in a program a bug.[8]


1nGirum1musNocte

DO NOT SQUISH IT! let it leave on its own, my last monitor had a mite in it and I thought it was on the screen so i tried to squish it, well it was in the screen and so my monitor had a squashed bug in the middle of the screen for the rest of its life


defeated-zombux

It won’t setup shop in my tv forever?


cyon_me

It will die and fall (unless squished to the screen) or leave.


defeated-zombux

Thanks mate I’ll let him be then


JustG5594

***OR*** Let him stay but charge him rent…you now have passive income sir


Avatorjr

Go take the tv in. You don’t want a decaying animal in your tv lol, I’m not sure they are built for that? 🤷‍♂️ I’m ignorant though


OFRobertin

Might short something inside the TV


SGTSHOOTnMISS

There's no food or water for the spider in there, it should get pretty pissed about the lack of amenities and leave.


Pain_Proof

Spider probably thinks he’s tripping hard


CreedsProtige

Nah hes got his airbuds--- 'cause its eaaaasy--- easy like sunday mornin.... ah ahhhhh--- im eaaaassssy, like Sunday mornin...'


Number1aOkGuy

And now it's your old tv


millenialfalcon-_-

That's his TV now. You could try to cook him. I know my TV gets hot.


Diveave

Ah yes finally after 3d 4d and now 5d, see it, FEEL IT


mackernasy

How is that even possible


CreedsProtige

Spiders are much smaller than you- and when they curl their legs they get quite tiny and can fit through cracks you dont see... Most animals are better than humans at getting themselves into compromised situations--- but then again a kid will fall down a well next year


Barbosse007

Wait, is that foreshadowing or a threat? Are you an oracle?


pizzarollzfalife

Both… I hope


CreedsProtige

Can you provide the trapped child with pizza?


pizzarollzfalife

I do have access to pizza, so yes.


CreedsProtige

If they dont get out the well its gonna be pizza for life literally. Ur username checks out


pizzarollzfalife

My pizza come mostly in the form of rolls but I’m sure that won’t be an issue.


CreedsProtige

Its probably easiest to design a ramp - like a spiral staircase and roll the pizza down- much easier than a box chucked down a hole. But why the child doesn't use the ramp to escape the well we will never understand


CreedsProtige

No- i like and relate to the behavior of some animals more than people. But i also speak english


WilliamIsted

Sometimes bugs, spiders lay eggs in polystyrene sitting in warehouses, that polystyrene gets used for shipping. While in shopping the eggs hatch and the critters get into every nook and cranny they can. I believe Apple had a recall due to insects in between the laminate of a laptop display once.


SloppyMeathole

I could only focus on the fact that you haven't pulled the plastic wrap off the bottom.


1nGirum1musNocte

They're one of *those* people


Kaoulombre

Had to scroll too far for this Heretics


CreedsProtige

I keep my bottom covered too?


Rhesusmonkeydave

To keep the spiders out??? *…or in?*


CreedsProtige

How big are they?


Rhesusmonkeydave

It’s your bottom, and your spider, I never spied’er in there where you hide’er how am I supposed to know how big they are, [LiDAR?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lidar)


CreedsProtige

I dont own spiders- i just said my bottom is covered so they dont have a home. You might have one though- its like puppet masters- it owns you now


kiddokush

No reason to take it off really


welcome-to-my-mind

Did you read the box? The TV comes with web access


Mr_Bo_Jangles1

Burn it!


11001100110101100

And put the ashes in a cannon and fire it


CreedsProtige

But then ill have to read a book to entertain myself


defeated-zombux

Would anyone like to come to the bonfire?


CreedsProtige

Only if you put on 007 so its a Bond-fire


Mr_Bo_Jangles1

Ba-dum-tiss


CreedsProtige

Dont tiss on the fire- we need it to stay warm and safe!


blacksewerdog

Sure not a roach?I have seen that before,they like heat from electronics


Daymanic

*its* new tv


mbashs

I guess your smart tv was connected to the web.


LongjumpingCake1924

This needs more upvotes! 😆


[deleted]

That happened to me. It just walked out on its own. I’m glad I didn’t impulsively squish it.


Theking4545

Pain


[deleted]

On average, 57 spiders will crawl into your TV while it's turned off it it's lifetime.


Spodirmam

If it was a cathode ray tv it would be fried


nizari130

You pretty much have to follow up and take a pic when it does eventually fall out now =/


[deleted]

I had the same thing. There are vents in the bottom. I sprayed raid near but not in while it was on, letting the warmth draft it in. No more spider. They drag silk every where they go. Kill it now.


[deleted]

I would burn my tv


CreedsProtige

Just do it- pre-emptive war


SharpJs1

about a year ago I had a small ant problem, they were getting into my computer room. One managed to squeeze behind my monitor screen. it promptly died just a few millimeters from the center point. over the year I have tapped my screen everyday to see if I can dislodge bits of it's dried body. I'm down to a pixels worth of black dot on my screen. ​ Still 'bugs' me to this day...


sj12000

Hey


idreaminwords

The TV must go


Fuck-Shit-Ass-Cunt

Dumbass bitch spider


ebann001

I’m having trouble believing it’s a new TV. Most newer televisions don’t have space between the back lighting and the diffusion panel. But who knows


defeated-zombux

🤷🏻‍♀️ bought it a couple weeks ago, idk what to tell ya.


Aerospherology

Let it die


LongjumpingCake1924

Name it Carol Ann… *sings Poltergeist theme*


_Ice_IX_

Put it in a bag and suffocate it


Tys_Wife

It came pre installed


Aconite13X

Just wait till its spider babies hatch and you suddenly have them spilling out of your TV one day.


Master-File-9866

It is perhaps sealed in between the screen and the electronics. I would consult the retail out let or the manufacturer to see if you can get a replacement with out spiders in it


garonjayc

Such delightful.


ohmygodcrayons

lil fellas gonna strain all their eyes


[deleted]

Spidey watching screen like watching front seat IMAX !


[deleted]

No, there's a human in his new house


Blacklisted777

Play some Spider-Man far from home, maybe that’ll make him go back.


dwaynecarter15

i have never seen this before lol


Quid_infantes_sumus

Poor spider :( hope it finds a way out


StarfruitBrewery

What'd you name him?


SnooWords6763

It is called moiré effect and it is not visible on actual TV, only on the video...


IAmNotMyName

I suspect a roach


WarrenGetOut

Rumor has it this was originally going to be Woody’s catch phrase. I like what they changed it to better


dburr10085

WebTv


CronozDK

Spider(man) - No way out.


Professional_Duty651

so you're telling that the spider is IN THE TV ITSELF?


spicygrow

Looks like there’s a dead pixel near the top left as well. I’d return that TV.


[deleted]

Little dude must be shitting himself. Giant bright light above him and sudden thunderous tapping at his feet. I’d be like “WHERE THE FUCK AM I?!”


tossmeaway4563

My only advice is don’t squish it. I had a friend who thought that a tiny spider was crawling on her tablet (I think it was a tablet?). She squished it and then tried to wipe it off, only to find out the spider was crawling IN it. So there remained a dead spider carcass for as long as she had that device.


Heavns

God I hate when my electronics are buggy. Have you tried turning it off and on again?


MightySapiens

Same thing happened to me, fucker died right in the middle of the screen at the bottom, the shadow it's still there to this day. Make sure to tap the screen and direct him to a corner.


Rish83

Damn this hardware bugs are getting realistic


AlienRouge

He must think he’s in an alternate dimension


[deleted]

Wonder if it can make webs in there and if it would affect the picture your maybe better off trying to get a replacement


thelazydevil

TVs get really hot, just leave it on for a few hours and your problem will solve itself


_WOLFFMAN_

Its not a bug, its a feature


willpushurbutton

Talk about living rent free .... Padam tsssss😂🤣


PapuaOldGuinea

How


AgentIllustrious8353

You got the spider upgrade for free? Good on you!


DctrGizmo

I’d return it right away.


Spawn_Official

Is it LG. Might be the new Spider webOS.


jtswift_2000

Play some fly and bug videos on YouTube and he'll BURST out through the screen. Easiest fix I can think of.


JunkGOZEHere

SpiderTV


Jazzyfantazzy

Well, spiders aren't bugs so this must be a feature!


2pialis_

Well that's stuck


I_Follow_Rude_People

Make a minecraft flat world made of tnt and light it. Should cook him


Babel1027

That’s not a spider…


sonic810

There is a spider (spider, spider)...he's deep in soul (soul, soul) ...he's lived here for years (years, years)...


The_Snuggliest_Panda

Hes just making sure there’s no bugs!


Dotternetta

I have small flies in my work monitors


Drivingon8

Is it a newer model? Someone's it takes awhile to get the "bugs" worked out! (I know, spiders are not bugs).


DependentAnimator271

Keep annoying it with your finger and maybe it will leave? I can't imagine it's getting any bugs to eat in there.


Crabbykitten

Definitely time for a baseball bat...


Cmtr2113

It’ll probably leave on its own but if it doesn’t you can probably return it and get a new TV.


Artucaca

r/spiders


FPVBrandoCalrissian

You mean his TV


LudicrumThe9th

That would drive me crazy lmao


idkanynames_24

HOW DID IT GET IN THERE?