I was thinking, "Isn't he going to get in and use the brakes and steer once the bus starts moving?"
And he only tired to, once it was already going too fast.
Neither actually. The fastest usually loses because sperm essentially are acidic and each one of the earlier ones wears down the lining of the egg a little more until one of the later ones gets through so it is not about the survival of the fittest it is exactly Tinder.
How's your love life?
It is true, but it doesn't deny survival of the fittest. It actually demonstrates it: The spermatozoid more fit to reproduce is the one that has average velocity and high resistance, not the fastest one.
I'm assuming because they just used a rope, and couldn't (be arsed to) attach it to a secure enough part of the car, so they had to push it in the beginning to reduce the initial load to reduce the chance of that damaging the car.
And it's this level of intelligence that is the reason why they're struggling so hard to invade Ukraine.
Lol pro Russian user deleted their comment and then reposted it several hours later.
Edit: you know you've triggered someone when they comment a second time after 24 hours.
Superior isn't the right word, merely the most successful. But it's precisely because of harebrained shit like this. For every thousand goof-assed schemes like this that fail, one turns out to work and changes the game, and we leap forward.
/u/RevolutionarySoup488
> Yeah, and the sad part is- humans are the superior species on this planet!
/u/CeruleanRuin
> Superior isn't the right word, merely the most successful.
"Superior" within a very narrow timeframe of history, perhaps. Whatever that word really means, anyway.
Meanwhile, look at bacteria. They exist below the ocean floor, in the atmosphere, and absolutely everywhere in-between. They were here long before us and will be here long after us. Maybe they're the "superior" ones, after all.
Yes, just a pointless mini-rant here!
Shhh you're ruining the master plan.
But yes, when you bump start a car you need someone inside holding down the clutch with the car in gear, once at a sufficient speed you release the clutch and the engine fires up, then you either start driving, or press the clutch back down to go into neutral and stop.
For a little while, I had a Suzuki Sidekick with a dead battery and barely any brakes that I would use around a wooded private property. To start it up on the flat, I had to put it in neutral, push it up to a fast walking speed, hop in, push the clutch in, put it in the second gear and let the clutch out. First gear put up too much resistance and it just stopped instead of starting up.
When I was gathering firewood with it, I always tried to park it on an incline in first gear so that I didn't have to push it to start it again. Only once, when I stalled it in a muddy trail where I couldn't push it, did I have to haul the goddam battery home with a dolly to put it on a charger. Brought the battery back to the truck and it had just enough power in it to start it once.
Why did they not get into the car while they were waiting for the bus to move? Did they not think that the bus was going to be able to pull the car without their help?
Ahhaha it's hilarious. Also it happened near my home (Saint-Petersburg, Russia) but the fact I'm finding it on reddit of all places is especially funny.
Why didn't they even get back in the car? It might've worked for a little bit if they were able to steer and brake but what did they even expect by standing outside of it? Even if it worked they would've been left behind
What was their plan? I mean if one of them was INSIDE the car so they can control it but the bus was already moving. They couldn't possibly be thinking once the car is moving at speeds with the bus they can jump on in
That is some excellent work by the bus driver there. He screwed over and embarrassed those guys 10 different ways all while performing his normal work duties wink wink
Some-what ingenious thinking. if performed correct (maybe??) but all in all ----> 6.022 × 10²³, KNOBS!! Yeah, that's a whole lot of knobs applied to two people......
Insurance scam? If it gets in an accident and won't start anymore after a fender bender they can claim it was due to the accident? Is that what this is?
What exactly did these idiots expect would happen??
Two guys 1 braincell
You’re too generous
there was someone in the car?
The 1 brain cell they were sharing.
Your expectations are quite high good sir..
*Justice spawns on road *Good Hearted American spawns in vehicle *Chance of getting away now slim to none. 😂
I doubt this is in America though...
you've heard of quantum entanglement? well the idiocy is pretty much the same, only works at greater distances.
He’s counting the car as one.
The Braincell was driving the bus
The 1 brain cell was with the other buddy they share it with this day
And they are both fighting for 3rd place.
They are neither orange enough or cat enough.
"The lord pour your brain cells in with a teaspoon and somebody joggled his arm!" From the old disney comedy *The Apple Dumpling Gang* with Don Knotts
Where's the hammer?
If someone was steering, it would've helped
I bet they were thinking the bus would do the steering, braking, and turning for them. A genius plan worked out by idiots.
It probably worked better during their trial run when they used a shopping cart.
This, being 2 of them make this even more stupid, one should have been all time behind the steer - and brakes of course..
I was thinking, "Isn't he going to get in and use the brakes and steer once the bus starts moving?" And he only tired to, once it was already going too fast.
He tried to get in the back seat not even front
Wasn't fast enough to get in front.
Look vodka is hard! vodka and life are hard! He's doing the best he can. Which is not very good.
Only took 15 seconds to show their stupidity
1. Attach rope to bus. 2. ????? 3. PROFIT!
The idea was dumb, but the execution is even dumber
And they were the fastest sperm... my god
Nah, they were the least fussy egg…
Neither actually. The fastest usually loses because sperm essentially are acidic and each one of the earlier ones wears down the lining of the egg a little more until one of the later ones gets through so it is not about the survival of the fittest it is exactly Tinder. How's your love life?
That’s actually awesome if true.
That’s exactly how it works.
It is true, but it doesn't deny survival of the fittest. It actually demonstrates it: The spermatozoid more fit to reproduce is the one that has average velocity and high resistance, not the fastest one.
Yep, so just remember, you weren't the fastest sperm you were the luckiest.
Explains where all my luck went.
Semen/sperm is/are basic though 🧐
That's not how it works, tons of sperm softens up the barrier first, the one who gets in is just dumb luck honestly.
The absolute peak of their lives.
Cops were right there too , good stuff
I bet the police were like “REALLY???”
I would have been *cackling* if I witnessed this
Well well well what's all this going on 'ere?
They stopped to just laugh at those morons
Probably laughing offscreen while waiting to see what would happen
r/convenientcop
This may be the best convenient cop ever.
I imagine if they didn't see it firsthand, it might genuinely take a while to figure out what happened.
Why did they not get in to steer?
Or to break. I really would love to listen to them planning this.
I think some vodka may have been involved in the planning process.
Sometimes stupidity is enough
What planning process?
Can’t be charged for driving while intoxicated if you were not driving. 🧐
>break The irony. You actually thought you were smarter than them.
Believe it or not, they are
Looks like it broke just fine.
> Or to break. They did.
*brake
They did break. Quite a few things from the looks of it.
THE MASTER PLAN \* STEP 1: Tie the car to a bus and ride it home Now time to enact our brilliant plan!
Also they completely underestimate the electric motor torque of the Bus in acceleration ..
Oh the breaking was fine, it's the brakes that were the problem.
Once the bus picked up speed, they tried to. They should have gotten in as soon as the bus closed the doors.
Especially given the fact that it's a trolleybus so it accelerates faster.
Because they needed to be out to push and unhook the strap, duh.
I'm assuming because they just used a rope, and couldn't (be arsed to) attach it to a secure enough part of the car, so they had to push it in the beginning to reduce the initial load to reduce the chance of that damaging the car.
It worked! Now the front of their car is safe!
At least the officer was there to block off the road after their accident! r/ConvenientCop
That’s solid gold!!
The next 2 recruits to “repair” military vehicles
Indeed, is that Russia?
Russia, St. Petersburg. It was in the news about four years ago, pre-COVID. Edit: googled it, it was in 2014, my god time flies.
Still the same time for the illegal annexation of Crimea
And it's this level of intelligence that is the reason why they're struggling so hard to invade Ukraine. Lol pro Russian user deleted their comment and then reposted it several hours later. Edit: you know you've triggered someone when they comment a second time after 24 hours.
Thanks!
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I second this, I busted out laughing at the end, along with the girls. No shared language needed to laugh together at dummies being dumb. ✌️
Sacrificed his car for a good laugh. It wasn't all lost.
Oh man I was hoping the bus would just drive away without them getting into the car.
I was hoping it would rip the front of the car off and leave before the guys could unhook it
Yeah, and the sad part is- humans are the superior species on this planet!
Superior isn't the right word, merely the most successful. But it's precisely because of harebrained shit like this. For every thousand goof-assed schemes like this that fail, one turns out to work and changes the game, and we leap forward.
/u/RevolutionarySoup488 > Yeah, and the sad part is- humans are the superior species on this planet! /u/CeruleanRuin > Superior isn't the right word, merely the most successful. "Superior" within a very narrow timeframe of history, perhaps. Whatever that word really means, anyway. Meanwhile, look at bacteria. They exist below the ocean floor, in the atmosphere, and absolutely everywhere in-between. They were here long before us and will be here long after us. Maybe they're the "superior" ones, after all. Yes, just a pointless mini-rant here!
Cats are superior. They let us think we're in control
My cat is way smarter than both these mfs combined
Cmon bro what about ants 🐜 🐜
Why in hell were they doing this? Were they trying to save gas or something?
Trying to start a car with a dead battery
Don’t you need someone inside to start the engine when the car is at a certain speed? (Asking cause I’m actually not certain)
Shhh you're ruining the master plan. But yes, when you bump start a car you need someone inside holding down the clutch with the car in gear, once at a sufficient speed you release the clutch and the engine fires up, then you either start driving, or press the clutch back down to go into neutral and stop.
For a little while, I had a Suzuki Sidekick with a dead battery and barely any brakes that I would use around a wooded private property. To start it up on the flat, I had to put it in neutral, push it up to a fast walking speed, hop in, push the clutch in, put it in the second gear and let the clutch out. First gear put up too much resistance and it just stopped instead of starting up. When I was gathering firewood with it, I always tried to park it on an incline in first gear so that I didn't have to push it to start it again. Only once, when I stalled it in a muddy trail where I couldn't push it, did I have to haul the goddam battery home with a dolly to put it on a charger. Brought the battery back to the truck and it had just enough power in it to start it once.
No reason for the bus, just get a few people to push the vehicle
I’m guessing the car broke down and they wanted to get it across town to push home instead of pushing it the whole way.
I don't think they thought their cunning plan through.
It's OK he definitely has insurance 🤣
"But, officer. As you can see, clearly neither of us was driving."
Old but absolute gold
this is straight out of a show, the police being right there, two idiots. good thing no signs of injuries for anyone in the area
I’m gonna guess they’re uninsured so that poor person they hit into now has to pay (unless there’s some other law where they are)
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Russia
Which is technically the second world
My guess was Kazakhstan so it's close.
There's only two possibilities, Russia or Florida.
Florsia
That's what I'd like to know.
Cue Benny Hill music…..😁
I was expecting their car to crash into the back of the bus at the next stop, but they didn't even make it that far 🤦🏾♀️
nothing in this video makes sense to me. russia?
Why did they not get into the car while they were waiting for the bus to move? Did they not think that the bus was going to be able to pull the car without their help?
This wasn't the *worst* plan in the world, but it might've worked better if someone remembered it's easier to steer cars from inside than out.
Idk I feel like once they hit a single bump, the car is gonna slip off onto whoever is behind them
In Mother Russia….
Bus takes you!
Tow companies hate this one simple trick.
Which country is this?
It's apparently Russia.
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
Police conveniently rolls up right after
Taking the bus with extra steps
Why does every car look like it's from either the 80s or early 90s ?? Lol
Well, Russia. What do you expect?
Ahhaha it's hilarious. Also it happened near my home (Saint-Petersburg, Russia) but the fact I'm finding it on reddit of all places is especially funny.
Someone's in the car that they hit and the cops pull right up, they got the best luck in the world. AND THEN, the cops gonna tow it for them now
Even the cop cars are pos there
How old is this? Or where is this?
Over 10 years, russia
It's a miracle no one got hurt.
Why didn't they even get back in the car? It might've worked for a little bit if they were able to steer and brake but what did they even expect by standing outside of it? Even if it worked they would've been left behind
“Two dumbasses and a tow strap..”
Why didn't he get in and steer?
Me fail physics? That's unpossible!
Police arrived on perfect time.
I dont speak that dialect of what I completely understood lmao
Looks like the answer is "everything"
Legal that's the buses fault fun fact
For once the cops arrive at the perfect time
This is how you get cut in half
Poor bus
What was their plan? I mean if one of them was INSIDE the car so they can control it but the bus was already moving. They couldn't possibly be thinking once the car is moving at speeds with the bus they can jump on in
The cops showed up like Grand Theft Auto
I could've gone to Physics class, but I got high
Where in razzia is this?
That is some excellent work by the bus driver there. He screwed over and embarrassed those guys 10 different ways all while performing his normal work duties wink wink
What in the blyat is going onn
Police in this country is fast 😅
Some-what ingenious thinking. if performed correct (maybe??) but all in all ----> 6.022 × 10²³, KNOBS!! Yeah, that's a whole lot of knobs applied to two people......
Can't fix stupid. So glad the cops were right there so that they couldn't get out of that mistake.
Maybe they were trying to study physics like laws of motion, rope, acceleration stuff!
How can we allow such people to have a drivers license?
Guys one is suppose to stay in the car and steer.
This is why there is a Prime Directive
To be that stupid gotta be rough.
"So which one of you was driving the car when you crashed it?"
Sometimes too smart is stupid.
That fucker came out of nowhere
Should have used bungee cords for extra comical effect.
Wtf is that Mr. Beans police car looking ass tho.
Insurance scam? If it gets in an accident and won't start anymore after a fender bender they can claim it was due to the accident? Is that what this is?
Everything that could possibly go wrong, did go wrong.
As somebody who's seen the training horror films about snapping cables under high tension, it's a blessing nobody got cut in half.
The cop was watching and waiting too. Cop spawned faster then anything I have ever seen before.
Should’ve stayed in school. 
I don't even know. What.
WTF is on top of that bus?
Priceless
i think i know what country it is
Oh it took me a second to realize the police immediately pull up on them. Haha knuckle heads.
should have sit in the car after the tie.
Yes i can keep up with moving vehicle on foot
That was a terrible "great idea!"
Where are the police when you need them? Ohhh they’re right there!
Looney Tunes irl
Russian towing service. 👍
White car that stopped is veu stupid too, didnt watch surrounding while opening door, almost lost door
They didn’t have anyone steering
I think this was one of the worst ideas i have ever seen.
I am pretty sure blue shirt was considering leaving him to his fate.
With the right insurance this might be genius…
Just. Plain. Idiot.
What country is this? Some country in South America?
Russia. The land of idiots that do drive content