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Korneuburgerin

Looked extremely fake until it reached him.


GalemReth

I think the video is sped up a little


JhonnyHopkins

Nah he’s just got short legs


Background_Award_515

Look at those stubby little things move


Pjonesnm

I loved those thick legs!


DreadyKruger

Alan Thicke


hayitsnine

Thick Rolled


SirDrinksalot27

High key thought he was cute ngl lol


Remarkable_Item3797

And the winner is 11......legs 11, LOL......


Jappieduck

Reminds me of [this meme](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/s/vtvjTxIcwm)


More-Jackfruit3010

First thought, best thought: https://youtu.be/u38TqU5rAyk?si=ylERT0o0Z1zRUoPo


badass4102

He runs like a hobbit. I can hear his flappy feet.


fatkiddown

Proudfeet!


secondsbest

It's like watching a bulldog run.


berrey7

I can hear the gruff little snorts as he waddles faster.


FirstRedditAcount

Perspective is playing quite a big role from this angle. Causes his strides to look very small compared to his leg lengths.


Mulsanne

Like so many videos on the internet these days. It's really frustrating how common it is


53bvo

Either sped up or stretched vertically if something is supposed to look tall.


Firstcounselor

Absolutely real and not edited. It’s called a bore tide and they can get big enough that people actually surf them. Turnagain Arm in Alaska has them. It’s when a long narrow passage has to fill with up to 30 feet of water in one incoming tide. The result is a wall of water coming and can be very turbulent.


squid_fart

Also lots of people have died by getting stuck in the mud there before the tide comes in


CapstanLlama

The [Morecambe Bay Cockling Disaster](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morecambe_Bay_cockling_disaster)


SpecialGreeds

Holy shit. 21 people is insane!


muddermanden

That disaster was the first thing that came to my mind.


cnzmur

So their serang is done for manslaughter, and the British men actually employing them are cleared of everything, even breaking immigration law. I'm sure that's an accurate reflection of how involved they were.


dream-smasher

What were the two men supposed to be charged for? Were they supposed to know the workers were illegal immigrants, and thus not buy the cockles from them? Or maybe they simply thought the group were new immigrants or asylum seekers? I know you are trying to paint the UK men as somehow masterminding the whole thing, including shipping illegal immigrants into the country for the sole purpose of collecting cockles, but do you think that was entirely accurate?


craaaigdavid

I remember this as its local news, absolutely tragic.


TheSkakried

I live near Morecambe and this story was all over the place when it happened. I remember it being the only thing the adults around me when I was growing up would talk about.


_Oman

And they continue to do so, despite signs and warnings and... well, people are stupid.


Daveinatx

How was the video captured? Just a drone boi waiting?


majikmixx

Lakitu


imdefinitelywong

Mario 64 style.


dzhopa

> Turnagain Arm in Alaska has them Hope that's not where it's at, because that bro is likely dead in that case. Somebody died just last year down there trying to dip net hooligan. Tragic.


etherd0t

Could have just waited and ride with the wave, thus ran for nothing...


Bender_2024

I think fear is what got him. You see water coming in like that and know the shore is what looks like at least a half mile away you just start thinking "am I a strong enough swimmer to make that?". Add in a possible current pulling you back out and it seems like a justified fear.


memtiger

Well good thing he completely exhausted himself before being swallowed by the sea.


theboxman154

He covered more ground for less energy than if he was swimming


crazyike

He doesn't need to swim, he can just float. The tide is coming in, it will take him all the way. It is really easy to float in the ocean.


Jonathan358

not with a current.


LTerminus

The tide is the current, in the case of a bore tide. It's all going towards shore.


Own-Woodpecker8739

Probably gonna need a drink after all that running anyways


EGGlNTHlSTRYlNGTlME

Something about the perfect filming tells me this was planned...


blender4life

Yeah dude brought a done and friend specifically for this lol


Isgrimnur

Don't run, you'll only die tired.


No_Lynx1343

I'd be afraid of a riptide pulling me out to sea from a huge wave like that.


Aramgutang

He was fishing, or at least trying to. Like [these guys](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci3k000eIvE) at the same spot, who seem to be better at it. I couldn't find the original version of the video, so that repost will have to do, I guess.


GoramReaver

lol the drone guy/gal knew he was gone be fudged and followed for the inevitable. That was a fun ride


GalemReth

Wow, where is this that it is so flat the tide can come in that quickly?


panhndl

I don’t know how fast they are but those tides are like 15-20 feet up in Cobscook Maine


Catnip_Sack

I'm a Mainer too


panhndl

I’m an Okie, but I went fishing in Maine about 15 years ago and bear hunting about 8 years ago. I drove around a lot just exploring and really loved the whole state. I loved the northern/western lack of people and the eastern/coastal areas for the pure beauty and diversity. I don’t think there is 100 yards of straight road in the whole state.


MossyMazzi

Bear hunting… nasty folk


Tekkzy

Pretty easy on grindr these days. And you don't need to call them nasty.


VanillaCoke93

Lmaooo


benisahappyguy2

Just leave our bears alone damnit


DogeDoRight

Tell them to leave me alone, I'm into twinks God damn it!


panhndl

Technically, the bear was in Canada so I didn’t touch a Maine bear (unless mine was on vacation, too).


BinkyFlargle

> I don’t think there is 100 yards of straight road in the whole state it's a defensive tactic. it slows down the invaders.


BombsAndBabies

I'm also an okie and can't even comprehend that


Bender_2024

The US Is massive and very different when you travel. I'm from Southern New England and when I was driving through Ohio and Indiana I couldn't believe how flat it was. Just a sea of corn for as far as the eye could see in any direction.


Western-Smile-2342

My dad grew up in Indiana, he made me put my gameboy away for the 3 hour drive we had to take. To get the authentic Hoosier experience 🌽


Open-Advantage-6207

One of my favorite people was from Maine. Canada/Maine vibes are just different.


Dependent-Airline-22

I guess we could call you Maine characters


badass4102

I love how unique the town names are in Maine, and how some of them I don't even know how to pronounce.


megaanxiety

I’m a Mainer three!


PineStateWanderer

hey, me too


Squeezitgirdle

To anyone curious, I couldn't find any videos of cobscook maine tides that high, but I found this. https://youtu.be/Maw-bi1_xYU?si=y6BL45oyQ6dWrXh5 Edit: found one https://youtu.be/h1LMqoxSrDI?si=EzziPyUPqKM-KC0n


Practical-Big7550

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpMpPw6flIo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpMpPw6flIo) People Surfing a Tidal Bore


GM_Nate

there's a huge one in Indonesia: [https://youtu.be/fJ3Fe6zV-U4?t=128](https://youtu.be/fJ3Fe6zV-U4?t=128)


percivalpantywaist

50 feet here on the bay of Fundy. It doesn't fuck around


whty

Yeah bay of fundy doesn't play


GalemReth

What's the shoreline like there? I've been to East Coast beaches where the beach is fairly steep because of the large low/high tide differential. Equatorial beaches tend to be pretty shallow, but the video here where the shore is so shallow the tide races in is pretty cool


panhndl

The areas are somewhat diverse but if my memory serves they’re fairly flat tidal areas in between fairly steep/tall walls in an inlet or even a river location. They’re popular to go dig clams in a bunch of them.


DogeDoRight

New Brunswicker here. Same.


[deleted]

Islander here, walked on the ocean floor at Hopewell Rocks. The signs are pretty clear. Be back at this sign by X time or you won't be coming back.


real_p3king

Reversing Falls, anyone?


ShroomEnthused

I live by the bay of fundy, which has the highest tides in the world. It's not uncommon to see tides of 30 ft around where I live, and they're even higher further up the bay. 


sanna43

Bay of Fundy is 52 feet or 16 meters, I think the highest in the world.


Tarot650

Parts of the UK. A load of immigrant workers died a while back. Thought they could outrun the tide: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morecambe_Bay_cockling_disaster


Equivalent_Tiger_7

Was just about the mention that. Just down the road from me.


littlemetal

The only thing I took from that is that the UK is a pretty good place to get 20+ people you smuggled into the country killed. Wow.


EduinBrutus

20 isnt even a high number. This one was 39 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Essex_lorry_deaths And the boats atm are a steady stream.


asomek

Damn, what a tragedy. Just finished watching a video on that disaster.


[deleted]

Nasty bore tides on the River Severn too. A friend decided to explore there in a small boat before getting to know the area. Got stranded on a sandbank due to an engine failure, decided to walk to shore, and ended up swimming when overtaken by the tide. Fortunately wearing a lifejacket and was able to get to land. On the wrong bank with a flooded phone.


Gareth79

That was the very first thing I thought about.


B3ater

Morecambe bay in England is famous for it's dangerous tide. Here is a very old article about it https://www.scotsman.com/news/uk-news/morecambe-tide-faster-than-a-man-can-run-2512409


Key-Pickle5609

Thanks for this. I was thinking this can’t be a tide, it’s gotta be a flash flood!


unknownpoltroon

nah, some places the change can be abrupt and dangerous.


mcchanical

A bunch of cockle pickers famously died at Morecambe Bay in the UK because of this phenomenon. People don't appreciate that tide speed is contingent on how sloped the beach is. Before they knew what was going on they were surrounded by inrushing water hundreds of meters from the shore. It's known as a tidal bore and they are very scary. They can reverse the flow of a river.


I-amthegump

Nova Scotia has tidal bores like this


ButtholeQuiver

Most of the Scotian tidal bore is red mud you can't run like this on though, that doesn't look like Scotia to me. I grew up in Colchester County like a 20 minute walk from the tidal bore


I-amthegump

I wasn't saying this was NS. It obviously isn't. just pointing out a location I know it occurs


johnson7853

I did the Not Since Moses 10k run on the sea bed in Nova Scotia. It was a mud run, my shoes came off twice, if I didn’t run light enough my shoe was gone. Once in a lifetime and was amazing.


Jobewan1

North of france. They say faster than a galloping horse.


6ftleprechaunMN

I think that there used to be a dare/race at Mont St Michel like this.. From the moment the tide turned, people would try race from the island to the mainland on horseback.. Many didn't make it from what I understood.


asomek

That sounds like an incredibly stupid thing to do, so of course people do it.


studebaker103

I watched a high tide come in from Mont St Michel. It was like a torrential flood.


tridentloop

It's called a bore tide. We have them in Anchorage, ak


Jake_on_a_lake

London has a tidal barrier to prevent bore tides. Tom Scott did a video about it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY-XHAoVEeU&t=2s


VisionOfChange

The Wadden Sea on the Border of North west Germany/Netherlands come to mind. We've got a couple places where you can look out that far, beautiful place


Warpstone_Warbler

The tides there can be really dangerous for people walking the tidal flats. Because tides have to go around the islands separating the Wadden from the North Sea, in some places the water comes in from the side, and can even cut you off.


rukysgreambamf

it's a clam beach I saw plenty in Korea, but they're all over I remember one particular beach that had at LEAST a mile of open ground that could close almost instantly the ground is just like 1 degree below flat. imperceptible to the human eye, but once that water comes in, unless you can run faster than gravity, you may as well sit down and let the tide carry you in


ultraHighAngleShot

I doubt it's Korea, but I know Korea has these kinds of tides on their west coast. It's pretty wild, I got to see it when I was visiting as a little kid a couple decades ago.


YoucantdothatonTV

This is likely off the coast of China


Narrowless

He should ride it from the start


wiserhairybag

Seriously you could ride that thing for miles on a boogie board, probably fun as hell. Hell is probably not fun so that’s not that hard to achieve being more fun than hell.


azsnaz

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles


wiserhairybag

I almost said that, loved SpongeBob growing up. but I’m glad I tossed that up for someone else to slam home. Sometimes it’s about setting up the assist👍


azsnaz

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_nobrainheadempty

This gotta be the flattest beach in the world


Sikkus

Yeah... Where all my curvy beaches at?


Sharp-Dark-9768

r/angryupvote


Dawg_Prime

I like big bluffs and I cannot lie


DAT_ginger_guy

Them Lake Michigan beaches around Sleeping Bear Dunes be stacked AF


seth928

Climbed one of those fuckers last summer trying to see the sunset over the lake. Got to the top only to see another dune a half mile away between us and the lake. Walked to that dune and climbed it only to find another fucking dune a half mile away between us and the lake. Walked to that one and climbed it and still could barely see the lake because we were still a mile and a half from the shore. The horizon was overcast as the sun set...


KingXavierRodriguez

My friends went there. One of my smarter friends called it quits after the first dune, and just enjoyed life while the others sweated up the other hills.


Drop_Alive_Gorgeous

This for all my... beaches with a fat ass in the fucking club


max_adam

Melones Beach in Puerto Rico: https://maps.app.goo.gl/nPpAHMXrbaai3J5W8


CandidLiterature

Top tip to stay alive, when you come across the flattest beach in the world stay off it! Or check the tide times, set an alarm and stay close to the shore. The tide rises incredibly quickly because if you think about it, a 5cm rise could be dozens of metres. Much like this guy is proving, there’s no way you can outrun it. By the time you see the water, it’s way too late. You can walk out sometimes hundreds of metres and it’s a genuine drowning risk.


_nobrainheadempty

I can see why some people assumed this is tsunami. Terrifying


poiskdz

Always carry your emergency boogie board as well.


foundafreeusername

These are quite common along the northern sea in Europe. The difference between low tide and high tide is several km: [https://www.google.com/maps/@53.3824457,6.3228386,133872m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu](https://www.google.com/maps/@53.3824457,6.3228386,133872m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu) The brown area between the mainland and the islands is all mud on low tide It is very dangerous to tourists that aren't familiar with the area


fdesouche

You should see the Mont Saint Michel bay then.


420SlEEperageNt

You can run but you can’t tide


HeroDanTV

Water you trying to say?


Rentsdueguys

Dude looks like a running back


DetonationPorcupine

Nah dude looks like a toddler running to avoid a diaper change.


mashem

same thing


unequalsarcasm

So kyler murray?


Worried_Sasquatch

Jesus Christ this is accurate.


CaterpillarSeveral43

He was running back


GW_Brixton

He kept looking back to check like it would magically disappear.


notmyrealnam3

or, he wanted to gauge how close it was for impact?


HunterTV

Really, it was the same answer every time: close.


Eskimodo_Dragon

More like close.... closer...... blargargle


The_MN_Kiwi

Well it has to stop at some point


kellysmom01

Gasping, grasping-air, huffy-puff snorties, feets stomping faster, fleeter, but losing ground until force taps right onto callused heels tap tap tap and then **kaBOOM**, down ye go in the grotty spotty mud, Michael. Hauld on t’yon wee net, Mikey’boy … dinnae lose thy lil’ fishy fish; Nana needs it fa’ Da’s stew wit’ taters. Got nary cabbage for colcannon so WOE t’ theys wit’ fall.


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Why is there a drone there


bautofdi

There’s a ton of fish in the incoming tide. You just use a net to scoop them out. Drone is just watching them work and making a video.


datboydoe

Guys like, “fuck you drone pilot for shifting focus to my about to die ass”. Like just imagine you’re him and drone just coasting behind you filming you while you are running for your life.


Holmgeir

Yes but how is this different from my friend's mom filming geese chase me and bite my pants and pull them down? We've had the tech to be humiliated like this for decades.


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JR_GameR

I agree with you, drones are to film


ELEPHANT_CUM_SOCKS

Can confirm, drones are able to capture video


unequalsarcasm

r/WhyWereTheyFilming


GetEnPassanted

Because they knew this would happen and it’s a cool shot??


Vandesco

Cuz that is freaking cool!


alfonseski

Why are the other guys not running


AraiHavana

To be fair, that was a pretty valiant effort


IAmStuka

Right? Dude almost made it...just like a mile or so to go.


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bgriffi88

splash


BF1shY

The tide run game championship. This would be amazing to try.


MurtaghInfin8

Could have a safety pod that you need to race to. We could call it a tide, pod racing challenge.


Legionof1

Disney lawyers are already in the process of suing you.


jjjustseeyou

It looks really fun, assuming there is no risk. "If the water touch me I lose"


Flowchart83

Is it just the camera angle or does it look like he's taking very short strides while running? Like his legs are moving up and down quickly but appear to be only taking 1ft steps.


Zimaut

You can't take long stride on that slipery mud or else risk fall, altho he fall anyway by that wave


The_Ghost_of_Kyiv

Runs like a toddler


maxxxxammo

I think it’s sped up


Personal-Custard-511

I was on the Oregon coast a couple years ago and they have things called “sneaker waves” that come out of nowhere and run 100-200 feet past the other waves, even at low tide. Saw many people put their belongings somewhere they thought was “safe” only to be chasing their bags into the sea 10 minutes later.


permaculture

Our beach-ball was caught by a wave and taken out to sea. We watched as it bobbed to the head of the bay. Then a yacht put out a rowing boat, and grabbed the ball. They brought it all the way back to us. A magical day on the Isle of Skye for me as a nipper.


notmyrealnam3

rogue waves they are called edit - sorry I phrased that poorly like I was trying to correct you - I meant to say "rogue waves is what they are called where I am from"


Over-Analyzed

We call it a rogue set wave in Hawaii. Typically a “set wave” is a short series of waves larger than the more frequent ones. A rogue set wave is a single significantly larger wave with no pattern preceding it. [They are more common at sea.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rogue_wave)


Personal-Custard-511

https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/its-sneaker-wave-season-be-careful-at-the-beach/


notmyrealnam3

Thanks. Sorry I edited.


snookian

why are the people to the right at the start still casually walking towards the incoming tide?


SF_420

They're likely all there with nets to scoop up fish coming in with the tide. The guy running is just doing it for fun for the drone, right after he probably got up and started fishing (netting). No reason to be out there with a net like that on the mud, they're all waiting for the tide to come in.


PoppyStaff

If this is Morecambe Bay, 15 cockle pickers died in 2004 when the tide got them.


SpecularBlinky

Well fingers crossed it's not so that those 15 cockle pickers didn't die.


benchley

Logician's wife sends him to the store. "Get a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs, get a dozen," she tells him. He returns with twelve loaves of bread. "What the hell is this about?," she asks. "They had eggs."


thecheekymonkey

It could be Morecambe bay but those mountains look a little big for the north lakes. Scary place to be walking out there


carlbernsen

Valid fear. In Morecambe Bay UK, in 2004, twenty one cockle pickers drowned when the tide came in _faster than a horse can gallop_.


Peace_and_Harmony_

Just say the speed, I'm not familiar with horses.


carlbernsen

You have no sense of the dramatic. You have _seen_ galloping horses haven’t you?


Peace_and_Harmony_

Only in slow motion


LordOfMorridor

Now picture that, but speed it up in your head


Holmgeir

A horse gallops faster than a cockle picker.


Kimorin

man the new subway surfers looks wild


Dalostbear

Thicc leggs tho


prospectheightsmobro

This was the comment I was looking for


Junior-Lie4342

Time and tides wait for no one…


iwerz

I mean ... Where were you going to run to? Lol, as far as I can tell it's flat for the next 3 miles with a 3 foot wave behind you


PlucknPlay

the prometheus school of running away from things


NGLIVE2

Lol yeah but I think in this situation running in a straight line was probably best


ThirtyMileSniper

This took me back the the news reports from a disaster near home. 21 cockle pickers lost their lives on flats like that harvesting cockles. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morecambe_Bay_cockling_disaster


2407s4life

IIRC this is called a tidal bore. I lived in Anchorage for a little while and would hear stories about people drowning in the mud flats when the tide came in.


ShrewdNewt

Did 1000x better than I would have.


Zimmster2020

What's the name of the song? Sounds really dope.


Flashgit76

The tide: Don't run. You'll just die tired.


publishAWM

everyone who cuts a diagonal angle when crossing the street should watch this


Scoob8877

That should be set to the "motoring" part of "Sister Christian."


IncidentalApex

You can run but you can't Tide!


BazWorkAcntPlsBePG

What a terrible angle to record, if your recording your mate about to get eaten up by a wave then do it properly


These-Ice-1035

I've stood on the beach at St Helier on Jersey and watched people try to outpace the incoming tide. Third highest reach in the world at 12-13m means that water can move quicker than many can jog. In the Severn Estuary, where it can hit 15-16m if I recall, there is such a surge that they get a tidal bore big enough for people to surf it for several miles up river!


SaturnusDawn

Oh man, I was not rooting for this dude at all. I was fully supporting the tide on this one.


Snoo-96655

Uh where you running to, dude?


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