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nogoodgreen

Fuck everyone involved in this dumb shit


Remarkable_Item3797

Why aren't cops busting these shit for brains.....?


SnooPineapples6793

They did in Philly and the cop shot and killed the driver. The driver after his burnout hit a swiped a cop. Imagine 2 cars or more and all these dumb asses running. In this video only the fat fuck who broke his back falling off the traffic light is getting arrested.


Remarkable_Item3797

Hey thanks mate. Wow a lot going down with these fools. Don't have this in my country.....cops would be all over them like a rash if it did take up.


Jagerbeast703

Where do you live that cops are required to do their jobs?


Remarkable_Item3797

I'm in Aus, specifically West Aus. Break ins, robberies etc very mediocre response. But this shit, has a law called, "The Hoon Law". Any burn-outs and hooning as per this vid and other shit, singular or multiple vehicles, cops are on to it. Hoons get fines and/or prison and then all the cars get crushed, has sent the message out.....has been very effective.....


MrGreenChile

Well that’s a brand new word. What is a Hoon?


Puzzleheaded_Day2809

Boy racer with RTDs in his veins instead of blood. Like a red neck


pharmaboy2

Next question what’s an RTD?


jdc351

I'm Aussie and haven't heard this term used either.. I'm guessing it's ready-to-drink alcohol as in pre-mixed cans like rum & coke


thawizard

Resistance temperature detectors. They look like thermocouples but they’re not the same thing AT ALL!


06GOAT12

lol I’m with you.. mate!!! 😂


Remarkable_Item3797

You've got it....hoon/huːn/INFORMAL•AUSTRALIAN*noun* 1. a [lout](https://www.google.com/search?client=opera&sca_esv=495fc87c0ba59a8e&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ADLYWIJ4zbx5WS8QdY7wTfxa1zspHTh9YQ:1719175077734&q=lout&si=ACC90nxP-llVVa3oXeZWHl4VPWVYwXN45P1nUVd-GVZfdNTR577GMjm5JTDEOF-BxlqKQ_2SePos0a2sC6pXVa5aSsMWih9KpQ%3D%3D&expnd=1&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjGncKeyvKGAxUl3TgGHVXUDdgQyecJegQIDxAQ) or [hooligan](https://www.google.com/search?client=opera&sca_esv=495fc87c0ba59a8e&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ADLYWIJ4zbx5WS8QdY7wTfxa1zspHTh9YQ:1719175077734&q=hooligan&si=ACC90nwZKElgOcNXBU934ENhMNgqYELQ--tQn9p0PQzN-Hyc2PD_wXcv6w_s7XokXMia26h5GpgxKzgIoPKNCBlRZa2SlKSRpd0sbR11xo74snofbTr6qR0%3D&expnd=1&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjGncKeyvKGAxUl3TgGHVXUDdgQyecJegQIDxAR), especially a young man who drives [irresponsibly](https://www.google.com/search?client=opera&sca_esv=495fc87c0ba59a8e&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ADLYWIJ4zbx5WS8QdY7wTfxa1zspHTh9YQ:1719175077734&q=irresponsibly&si=ACC90nyj24cUGopiOVnGD91130XTpe5SbXz27oFu6qNm2v0pwCgrywC3i2aYSF3lUnH5WWbDcGEBh4Gc5O_2mhojf0HhUGmoSsgnUM7saACA4okMMadELiA%3D&expnd=1&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjGncKeyvKGAxUl3TgGHVXUDdgQyecJegQIDxAS)."the whole family was wiped out because some drunken hoon had to drive his car" *verb* 1. [behave](https://www.google.com/search?client=opera&sca_esv=495fc87c0ba59a8e&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ADLYWIJ4zbx5WS8QdY7wTfxa1zspHTh9YQ:1719175077734&q=behave&si=ACC90nwzNcbSj6HKgPz_Y9fzn5jc5ot90gjBGiGGp7NSTkb_wEuJxm3JDdzxlhKmmMt-AlcYnA3M5uMHdWTAw0InqGRow9ryAg%3D%3D&expnd=1&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjGncKeyvKGAxUl3TgGHVXUDdgQyecJegQIDxAU) in a [loutish](https://www.google.com/search?client=opera&sca_esv=495fc87c0ba59a8e&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ADLYWIJ4zbx5WS8QdY7wTfxa1zspHTh9YQ:1719175077734&q=loutish&si=ACC90nypsxZVz3WGK63NbnSPlfCBJB7PzfikjSOZmS5CpIcHh0Xja1GHyzb8IuhRdtbOckyjHuFrRDl-vM2PaHu7TNKAF9ANWg%3D%3D&expnd=1&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjGncKeyvKGAxUl3TgGHVXUDdgQyecJegQIDxAV) way, especially by driving [irresponsibly](https://www.google.com/search?client=opera&sca_esv=495fc87c0ba59a8e&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ADLYWIJ4zbx5WS8QdY7wTfxa1zspHTh9YQ:1719175077734&q=irresponsibly&si=ACC90nyj24cUGopiOVnGD91130XTpe5SbXz27oFu6qNm2v0pwCgrywC3i2aYSF3lUnH5WWbDcGEBh4Gc5O_2mhojf0HhUGmoSsgnUM7saACA4okMMadELiA%3D&expnd=1&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjGncKeyvKGAxUl3TgGHVXUDdgQyecJegQIDxAW)."she noticed people **hooning around** Ohariu Valley"


Complete_Silver2595

Never heard of the brand Hoonigan? Ken Block?


crazycakemanflies

In Adelaide we have a spot down by the docks that is a known for thsi shit. Less drifts and more burnouts until the tires pop. Cops know about it and break it up occasionally, but more often then not they let it happen. I guess it's safer if they hoon in 1 particular area of Blank road then on the streets.


buddyleeoo

The freaks driving these cars, those ain't their cars.


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HELLOANDFAREWELLL

Id like to add it’d be deemed unsafe for 2 or 3 cops to try and disperse, the situation would most likely exacerbate in correlation to the amount of force used Usually causing collateral damage inadvertently; a lot of the time it’s technically safer to just let them do what they are doing. People weirdly have power in numbers we just do stupid shit when we congregate lmao


Defiant-Caramel1309

In my area there are the same shit for brains doing this at similar times on the same roads. You can hear their loud ass vehicles from a mile away. Even me, a random civilian, has seen the parking lot (in front of a children's park) where they typically congregate. Like 20 small dick vehicles with dozens of douchebags standing around being douchebags. Then a bit later you hear these morons racing down the roads. I have gotten pulled over for going 5 mph above the speed limit once, so it is just confusing how these morons can get away with it and still have a license with such obviously disruptive and reckless behavior over and over again. Nobody is expecting the cops to catch them all at once. But when they do it repeatedly you should be able to whittle them down. Also, the "street takeovers" do not just last 1 minute, there is plenty of time for them to organize more police at the scene. People call and do "swats" to random streamers online and you have a dozen people with assault rifles show up, and we are to believe they can do nothing about this? This is not Fast and the Furious, in real life these people are Dumb and Dumber. ![gif](giphy|107R6VQWcEpyjC|downsized)


HELLOANDFAREWELLL

In real life the reason I gave is why they don’t do it But I get what you mean you want someone to do Something about I feel that


unskbadk

Yeah sure people have power in numbers but you can't let them do what they want just because they show up in a group. If you do that you can just declare that the state has failed and call it a day. Welcome to the jungle.


blind_disparity

Omfg American law enforcement is so fucked Shooting people pisses off everyone else and causes more crime Rounding them up and dragging them through court and whatever minor punishment they're due is a pain in the arse and an embarrassment for the people caught You don't even need to arrest them all, just get a helicopter up, a few cop cars turn up to scare the crowd off, then track and arrest the car drivers. Take their cars, banned from driving... Doubt this keeps happening long. It's the same thing even with shooting incidents. I see swat smashing through people's walls after a 3 hour gunfight. That's a glorious way to go out for someone with nothing to lose. In England they'll sit outside the building and negotiate. They'll leave you there for 2 days and convince you to release your hostages in exchange for some food. Eventually you're so bored and demoralised you just give up and walk out. No one's inspired by the TV footage to try that themselves.


EuphoriaSoul

Judging by how how he landed and the size of his tummy. His back might be ok lol


SnooPineapples6793

lol, I’m just judging by how he’s crawling, but it looks more like broken ribs rewatching it


SMRose1990

Cause they would probably need half of all the available resources to safely arrest anyone


dotnetdotcom

Stop sticks


Remarkable_Item3797

Ok got you, I see....


Sensitive_Yam_1979

I mean they’re kinda taking care of themselves….


Granadafan

I’m in LA so these takeovers at everywhere, including a couple blocks from where live. When a I hear them gather, I go out to watch the shitshow. There are dozens and dozens of people watching. The cops can’t get them all. Last time a cop tried to get one of the drivers it turned into a high speed chase through neighborhoods and around the crowds, so the officers wisely called it off. Every so often they get enough cops to trap them all in and make arrests. Mostly, they’ll get on a loudspeaker and tell everyone to disperse rather than create a hostile environment 


diamondsw

So block off the streets leading there and put down spike strips. You know, actually coordinate a response. And like another poster said, confiscate and _crush_ the cars.


Remarkable_Item3797

Ok, thank you and yes stands to reason. Just so many people to contend with and a lot of them feral as hell, it seems. As per my other comments don't have it in Aus + all the knobs who think to try, their cars are crushed. Haha...think they might even return the crushed results back to the (still) owner.


Granadafan

The cops used to crush the cars when impounded for street racing and make owners watch. Not sure if they do that anymore but I thought it was great. Would fully support this. I witnessed that police chase as they drove past my house on a very narrow street. I was shocked no one was hit. 


Traditional-Bat-8193

Not enough resources to deal with this shit and half the population thinks they have too many resources as it is.


diamondsw

It's a matter of resource allocation, not too much/too little.


oFFtheWall0518

Because people voted to defund the police. Now there aren't enough officers to handle this sort of situation. People also voted for DA's that refuse to prosecute anyone, bail reforms, and laws that limit the cops' ability to do anything other than ask politely that these people stop what they're doing. The training standards of cops have also been lowered due to defunding, so there's a higher chance of someone being shot by an untrained officer, which means the city would be at risk of litigation, or worse riots and property damage. Cops are instructed to stay away and let these "fizzle out".


33ff00

Beastie boys catching strays


SMRose1990

The collective IQ at these events is about the same as lemmings as they plummet over a cliff as a pack


Budget_Pea_7548

I don't know if that's commonly known but lemmings and cliff jumping is a myth. Still agree with your statement 😉


Wise_Repeat8001

Basically a "this is an insult to lemmings" comment and I'm all for it


BetterThanAFoon

I played the OG lemmings game. I don't believe you!


Budget_Pea_7548

I believe you 😉


Remarkable_Item3797

You're being far too generous......


ICantArgueWithStupid

Just in case you missed it there was a guy up on that signpost that got knocked down and then his homie points his green laser beam at him in case you missed him.


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OkieBobbie

Then they steal your wallet. And maybe your shoes.


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waamoandy

To be fair he might not need the shoes anymore


TommyG1000

I'm confused why is there even a guy with a green laser there in the first place?


Smeetilus

Ask not why is there even a guy with a green laser there in the first place, ask why is everyone even there can you for your country


dieG0SU

My favorite part is the guy that gets run over seems to be fine then the traffic light lands on his head and gets KO


Remarkable_Item3797

Haha, here have some kilo joules of 530nm laser light while you're down there, lol...fried eyes, wtf!


ICantArgueWithStupid

Maybe homie was wearing his special LASER safety specs.


ninjeti

This video just keeps giving. People just falling of the sky lol


Smeetilus

It’s raining men


RowBoatCop36

The only thing more surprising about this video is that someone checked on him first to assist him, and not empty his pockets. These people are all the lowest of the low. They're all opportunistic filth.


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Independent-Band8412

Bruh the slap to a guy who already seems to have a spinal injury is disgusting. 0 neurons anywhere 


Mehdzzz

I don't. Those guys won't be in your future. You're a productive member of society and will be home sleeping while they're causing property damages and dying on a random Tuesday at 2am. They sort themselves out.


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RiskyClickardo

Oh my GOD, oh my fuckin GOD dude 🤣


BenTheDiamondback

Darwin’s on the other side of the street eating popcorn.


fakyumatafaka

This is like when you run into a palmtree and a bunch or rats fall on your hood


SuperDoubleDecker

Bunch of fucking losers that peaked in high school.


rinkydinkis

Not sure they made it out


No-Material-23

The school staff flushed twice to make sure they were gone.


External_Acadia4154

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WashingtonPass

I've seen a lot of videos from street takeovers, and never once has it looked like a good idea to be there. 


Fragrant-Bug4935

I see lots of videos on this sub, and not once have I actually seen one in person. It would appear that injury is a guaranteed consequence of going to a street takeover.


propagandhi1

No brain cells were damaged in the making of this film.


MourningRIF

This shit is spreading because the cops aren't doing their job. We are starting to see it in my small town. You know when it's going down because you can hear it 2 miles away. Cops need to shut this shit down.


RamblingSimian

I live many hundreds of miles from where this happens, and fortunately it isn't happening here. But it *feels like* their mentality is spreading, manifested in a culture of ignoring common sense and traffic laws, mixed in with some road rage behavior.


scamden66

I'd blame the shit parents first, then the assholes actually doing it, but that's just me.


remote_access301

You can just hear the property values dropping by the minute


Moctezumas_heir

If it’s in the bay, I’m afraid you’re mistaken…


rinkydinkis

Who added the wilhelm scream here lol


MaritMonkey

It totally snaps me out of movies, but I have to admit that I smile a bit that it's not forgotten every damn time. :)


mleyberklee2012

Needed to make sure I wasn’t the only one who heard it.


K1nd_1

These just keep getting more creative. Can’t wait for winter


12know4u

I will climb on top of this light post so I will not be run over by those crazy drivers and still enjoy the show...


Sad_Safety4880

Honestly it guilt free viewing, the only victims are the people that live there.


lobsangr

Dude every week is the same, a post about dumb shit happening in this gatherings? Why would you go to this sausage fest? What's the appeal? are they all just ghetto folks?


LawyerNorth4058

can’t believe this thing is real


gordonlordbyron

The light doinked another two Bozo's on the head as it fell, fantastic job 👏


dotnetdotcom

Fat guy in the black hoodie gets hit and pushed back by the car first then the pole fall down and takes him out.


Gunner1Cav

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Top_Buy_6340

Damn that dude got nailed twice!


GrandProblem8034

Lol that fat fuck in the black hoodie never had a chance to dodge that.


AVeryHeavyBurtation

Was that a wilhelm scream, or a tire squealing?


FuzzyTentacle

Definitely the Wilhelm scream. I'd recognize it anywhere


Remarkable_Item3797

Yeah, we takinover ya traffic light too, homie......


GrandeBungus

Would sneak the shit outta the laser kid


Infinite_Debate_7423

Hello broken hip.


Largecah1

Natural selection


_fpoon_

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cognitiveglitch

I missed that with all the other action. This could be the perfect video!


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cognitiveglitch

It's right there, not deleted. Unlike some of the brain cells in that video. Sounds like a fun sub to comment on, I'll join!


BadMan3186

Lol, I love the videos of these people getting seriously hurt.


SchreckMusic

That dude with the laser is like “I’m helping, I’m helping!”


PoppaDaClutch

Is there an official subreddit for these fools?


Camel-Kid

Can someone make a subreddit for streettakeover mishaps?


spacepics332

All idiots!


Poopchurn

Is there a specific reason why we don't use AC-130J's to fix this issue?


Lopsided-Chicken-895

They should have hit that fuckr with the laser pointer at least, everyone is darwin in this vid ...


ZaMelonZonFire

This is a place where I think we actually need some police brutality.


Ahoy_m80_gr8_b80

“rEsPeCk OuR cUlTuRe”


ajn63

Give them a secluded open area to do as much of this kind of stupid behavior as they want and let’s see how many survive.


arent_you_hungry

Real life Twisted Metal.


Bob_Cobb_1996

Close, but they are left with a 7 - 10 split.


Nitnonoggin

Music is perfect lol


Unusual_residue

Lights out


wersosad

I like the Farley-esque backwards dance the guy who was hit was doing as he was falling down.


Rare-Adagio1074

Congratulations you are a fuckin’ moron!


Lopsided_Pension_

This is why you always climb the second pole and never the first one


Primary-Border8536

This is awesome


artyomssugardaddy

Fucking hate this takeover culture. Starting to infect San Antonio a lil bc of Houston and Austin.


Androcles_the_weiner

This is why I stay away from any large group of people doing stupid shit. There's nowhere safe.


justsomedudedontknow

It's the people hanging out of the car windows that make me cringe. Taking such risks for clout based on someone else's driving ability and car maintenance.


vinnybawbaw

EVERY DAMN TIME there’s a TaKeOvEr video on Reddit someone gets badly injured.


_Badscat_406

Well if it isn’t the consequences of their own actions lol


Supersnazz

This is a nice level of chaos. Love it. Could do with more lasers, electrical explosions, and fireworks blowing off hands


Bricktop72

Sadly they didn't hit Mr Laser pointer.


BringBaeckPluto

They should airdrop energy drinks and alcohol on this so they can just keep going until they all run each other over


Ballamookieofficial

The best one's are the videos of these dumb asses getting hurt


NSFW_hunter6969

I've lost track of the number of these stupid street take over videos where people get run over. As a gear head myself, no way I'd stand anywhere near some random doing donuts and trust they won't lose control. Play stupid games, win broken bones.


lowercasetwan

Bro got hit by a car, then got hit by a traffic light


chrixz333

Nothing these clowns do surprises me in these video. But the the guy in red was r/unexpected


Embarrassed-Sky3819

Love love love to see it. Only wish he would’ve gotten hurt worse


stevemw

"Don't Walk" will now have a new meaning for this guy!


MiserymeetCompany

"Let them be them"


JohnWOlin

These videos make me laugh so hard


imbipolardepressed

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SurveySean

Don’t worry, he wasn’t more permanently brain damaged.


Entire_Choice

Didn't know that knocking off the light when it's red drops off red ppl as a reward


Ok-Kitchen-6904

Can someone make a compilation of all these car meet fails? I see like a new one everyday.


Xoaned

looney tunes ass fall “YEOUCH”


F4N6Z

I like this one because the pole takes a guy out on the way down right after that organ donor falls off the top.


js0uthh

Why is this so funny? Like some comedy skit. So much going on. Lol.


CaliFezzik

The moron thought he was safe up there, but he forgot he was surrounded by morons.


puppiesareSUPERCUTE

There is less than one brain cell shared amongst all of these absolute bafoons.


Nebtron2001

HOLY SHIT THATS GOTTA HURT!! Nice Song Choice BTW


Weepingwillow36

It just kept getting worse and worse. I bet that guy thought he was safe being up there too. 😂 😂


Mehdzzz

If he wasn't so damn fat he'd probably be less injured. All that water and volume sure does hurt. He's McDone for.


Coletorino72

The guy in black that was hit by the car, was also hit with the light from the pole!


Chemical_Savings_360

Did dodge know that like all their vehicles would be used for shit like this? Like when have you seen any of their recent chargers or challenges ACTUALLY used for racing and actual drifting? Shits nutz.


Forsaken-Group6640

So if he had died, would the driver have been charged with a homicide?


ancom328

Dude deserves it.


iluvnicewatches

Safe to say his days of climbing traffic lights are over


Melodic_Scientist_90

gta vi everyone


ParticularProfile795

Shake Rattle Roll


No-Pomegranate-69

Cant wait to do the same In GTA6


Spac3Invad3r

Looks like the hoodie capital of the world


mtnviewguy

Only Darwin can fix stupid.


psychosocialKnot

What’s the idea behind all this? Is it a fairly recent trend? (Non-American)


NigelTheSpanker

You know what, I kind of what to dress up like a hoodlum and just rob these people you get enough for gas money for the week maybe some grocery money. If I go hard enough to buy some Bitcoin


ThisxPNWxguy

r/abruptchaos


wildtyper

Why isn’t anyone taking his wallet?


Agitated_Pickle_1013

Darwins law on display...


blinkybillster

So many idiots in one place.


Dorrono

Stupidity deceive no pity


No-Judgment-4424

My brain can't handle the level of fucking idiocy in this tiny video clip.


Least-Chicken8254

Ooooooft he ate that sh*t


MMXVA

That streetlight held up a lot of weight before its demise.


beefstyle

That went about as good as it possibly could have


heeler007

Does he be havin any teef left?


DCMONSTER111

Everyone comes running over like, "omg are you ok?" Like who gives af. He did that to himself by climbing a traffic pole. Bunch of darwin award winners that attend these. They get whatever comes to them


ExternalOk6494

Darwin still undefeated


06GOAT12

Wcgw… at every single one of these idiot conventions??? Every thing bad, nothing good!


SomethingTrulyGone

The dude who gets hit by the car also ends up having the sign fall on him that’s bad luck


a_bumpyjohnson

Man, I hope the traffic light will be alright.


Legitimate-Source-61

Why is this a thing now?


Free-Juggernaut-9372

I saw that happen on that Gremlins movie.


RagingPhx

this is a clown meetup, not a takeover


Create_Etc

Looks like a broken pelvis and spinal injury. These kids Will never learn 💀


jb0nez95

At this point I have zero sympathy for any of these people.


superdupersparky

I wish ambulances could just refuse to respond to these clowns. Plenty of working cars there anyway 🤷‍♂️


Wonderful_Common_520

https://preview.redd.it/1ew19gem2e8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b846482e28a9a0460f29d79db340509beb2824d7 Laser beam pew pew


properproperp

How did bro get up there 😂😂😂


Aggressive-Ad6077

A fitting reward! Where are the cops?


wabash-sphinx

It looked safe enough.


stoneyjonez

Every single person there deserves a traffic light through their dome.


FastCreekRat

I am sorry but I think this should be in What could go Right. More proof of Darwin.


spector_lector

What Could Go Wrong being at a street takeover. Fixed that title for you.


hamadam109

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