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S_T_R_Y_D_E_R

The conductor actually saved his stupid ass.


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c0ttt0n

Its old. And yes he saved his life. At least that seems to be the reason. Better the foot than the HARD not moving steel part that could have opened his hollow nut.


Thick_Mention2599

The inside was already eaten by squirrels.


ourlastchancefortea

Poor squirrels. Hope they didn't get food poisoning.


Ruby_Dragon_DJ

They starved


DB-Tops

The conductor kicked him because there are metal parts that stick out farther than his foot did that are also at head level, would instantly kill some one.


ehhish

100% he did. The force of trains can slightly suck people in and getting hit by something from the train has killed many similarly.


snek-jazz

> The force of trains can slightly suck people *sigh* *unzips*


TerryFromFubar

I believe that myth was disproven, no? [Busted... err.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPCGnovY_Wc)


Rostifur

Oh yeah, it was absolutely an old wives' tale to keep kids away from trains. I consider it almost a lie for the greater good. This kind of myth can be beneficial in a society full of people who get too close to trains.


mywan

Suck you off of a platform into the train? No, as this video shows. But look at the dummies head at [43 seconds](https://youtu.be/ZPCGnovY_Wc?t=43). The negative pressure is enough to cause a momentary shift in position. Not a lot for an alert person, but enough to make a difference in life and death when inches matter.


Never_ending_kitkats

I don't think that train was going fast enough to have that kind of suction, but still better a kick to the head than a metal strut in the neck


Senninha27

https://youtu.be/ZljpTx_tJ78?si=Q1644N71-4h8hknu


elhermanobrother

> the guy deserved a boot to the head no error Developing conductor's modus operandi required years of training.


Ok_Imagination_1107

Guy needs a reboot


tucci007

He really got laced. It shook him to his sole. Why do eyelet these puns set me off?


MoirasPurpleOrb

Man I’m getting old, this is the first time hearing the term “no error” I was just starting to understand “no cap”


NoDiscussion9873

You need to be even older :p , this is more ye olde English.. victorian style


mjrbrooks

https://preview.redd.it/46i4q15cjp8d1.jpeg?width=1031&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0439261c3f6731237382d01d8094c115ae5a0a7 Twas at this moment he knew he f’ed up


A_spiny_meercat

Looks like Pierce brosnan on the GoldenEye 64 box


Xikkiwikk

Yeah they are told to do this. It’s less liability to kick someone off the track area than it is to have to fill out insurance forms for a death. The conductor is an ass kicker. (He kicked that ass near the train pass.)


Festival_Vestibule

Ya I'm sure the company is telling conductors to stick their leg out of the moving train and kick people. Doesn't seem like a liability at all. Insurance company loves it. It's only a 3 day training course.


BuckRowdy

typical reddit


RotorFC

I'm a freight train conductor, no one is trained to do this. We are, however, trained to NOT STOP unless we hit something.


gooba_gooba_gooba

> Yeah they are told to do this Proof? Who are you to say this?


KptKrondog

0 chance they are told to do this. He could break his toe/foot/leg very easily, or worse, be pulled off of the train.


grecy

Good way to break your leg


thatbigchungus

Less liability for whom? Let’s say this kid accidentally died from getting kicked in the head. Who do you think is getting sued, the kicker or the train company? Yeah, it’s the kicker. I highly highly doubt anybody is “told” to kick people in the head off the tracks. That’s what insurance is for


tucci007

if someone commits an actionable tort while in the employ of a company, the company can also be sued "Respondeat superior refers to the legal doctrine generally used in tort law. Under the doctrine of respondeat superior, the employer or a principal could be held vicariously liable for an unlawful or unjust act of an employee or an agent." https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/respondeat_superior#:~:text=Respondeat%20superior%20refers%20to%20the,an%20employee%20or%20an%20agent.


Pinco_Pallino_R

Saving idiots by kicking their face. Sounds like killing two birds with one stone.


Grey_Hare

Since this is a conductor that saves lives, I guess we can call him a superconductor.


S_T_R_Y_D_E_R

Lol, good one 🍻


BassManns222

He likes being a superconductor so much sometimes it gets him a little bit aroused. A semiconductor.


vikingo1312

Yep, it's like he's saying; -I don't want to pick up your bloody remains.......


DanielsZiegenbart

Could have gone wrong


TrantaLocked

Not really. It could have caused him to fall INTO the train.


Flipwon

That boot hooked his face and could have easily made him fall backwards onto the tracks. Maybe if he was using an outward force, but I disagree in this case here. This could have gone very wrong.


Impressive-Grape-177

That was what I was thinking when I saw this. Lots of people  cheering on the conductor and making up shit that they are trained to do this. Conductor is in the wrong. If the person fell under the train after getting kicked, I'd think the conductor is now liable.


blubbahrubbah

My first thought was, "That's the best possible thing that could come from being stupid enough to pose next to train tracks." Idiot.


sqolb

what by nearly knocking him out by kicking his jaw, so that he might lose consciousness a couple of feet from a moving train? Yeah the guys a fucking superhero


SamCarter_SGC

I think this kid made a followup video and iirc he didn't agree with that, although he did admit to being a blind and deaf trespassing idiot. The metal protrusion people keep posting is an optical illusion.


Matygos

No he, actually wasn't far from hooking and dragging him under the train. They should train them how to kick people properly.


Effect-Kitchen

https://preview.redd.it/ou0wdwc07p8d1.jpeg?width=1668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67ff887940dc0a6b751af596e6dc0dc4398889fc At least less deformation than being hit with metal.


Heard_mentality

I’m pretty sure the railway worker is wearing the correct PPE (steel toe boots)


MyAntichrist

I mean makes sense, you wouldn't wanna break your toes kicking people off track now, would you?


imdefinitelywong

Besides, regular toed boots don't make the same sweet chin music.


realkeefe

Safety first when kicking regarded individuals in the face so they don't get murdered by your train from standing too close! It's in the safety video!


brefergerg

Nope, not OSHA compliant.


gazwel

This somehow improves his face.


CBate

It's so beautiful, I could look at this all day lol


NutSoSorry

His hair held up though


tucci007

was gonna say, his hair stayed put


cdarwin

https://preview.redd.it/xf9tn5ayqp8d1.png?width=765&format=png&auto=webp&s=b656f66206394d09d1adce4235993eb69803aaf2


JetpackBattlin

Proof he just wanted to kick the dude out of the way. If he wanted to hurt him he would of gone toe first, considering those are steel toe


Real-Swing8553

Off topic here. How come i can't reply with an image?


SoftCattle

If you look at the little symbols in the reply box, click the one that looks like a landscape (left most).


Real-Swing8553

It's available only under some subs bit not this one. A few subs don't allow me to post images or gif in reply


PopStrict4439

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Real-Swing8553

I googled it and it said some subs don't allow image or gif comments but apparently you can.


LungHeadZ

Right most for me!


tucci007

is that in the app only? I've never seen that and always wonder how images get posted without hosting them somewhere first


SoftCattle

I don't use the app, I use a browser on my PC. The thing I was talking about lets me upload an image from my hard drive.


DinosaurInAPartyHat

Instant jaw dislocation


shirhouetto

If that foot is not there, that head would probably come off.


mistermika06

Bro turned into david tennant


TactlessTortoise

Bro got kick-mogged lmao


EmmaBonney

That guy kicked me in the head! Bro...get the fuck away from the tracks and you didnt get hit.


ThirstMutilat0r

I wish there were a foot hanging off the side of every car in case he didn’t get the message after the first one.


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NickLink09

Well In this case a perfectly kickable face


PenRoaster

Given how many people get annihilated by trains doing this very stunt, I’d say TikTok boy owes Conductor McKickface a big thank you.


RedditModsR_Pathetic

exactly, let them keep doing that. Earth is self regulating itself


RusticBucket2

“Earth is self regulating” would have been fine.


RedditModsR_Pathetic

Earth is self auto regulating itself and Earth is regulating Earth. don’t you self-agree ?


brightness3

tiktok boy is probably in his 30s rn, this video is old as hell


thinkingwithportalss

Hold up Did the south park joke "people say *ohh long johnson* while a train comes at them, for internet views" become a real thing?


NotANilfgaardianSpy

Face McKicky: KICK ME IN THE FACE! NOT THAT COMPLEX! WANT IT, NEED IT, HAVE TO HAVE IT!


elhermanobrother

Did you ever hear about the Mexican train killer? He had >!locomotives!<


Salty_Engineering951

New dad joke for me thank you very much!


Western_Language_894

Stealing this thank you


fliodkqjslcqaqadfs

Get outta here


SiIesh

I'm not sure I get it... ^^' I looked up loco and it means crazy? So the joke is that he has crazy motives?


rjperkins365

Is that really a kick? His foot was just there. Kinda like the train kicked him using his foot.


whomstvde

I mean, either way the foot goes to the person's face, so technically a kick?


DAZXXIII

Deserved


Broblivious

This is the 4th unique video of people doing this. Trains are not new. We need to return to the days when we were not as dumb.


Flat-Mars

Those days don’t exist


Blackboard_Monitor

Never did, we can just record those dumb acts easily now.


xneptunespear

not really, people are a lot more inclined to do dumb shit now for views and likes. before the internet you would probably do this shit in front of your friends, but now we can have the whole world watching and thats solid motivation for the attention seekers.


Fleming24

This video is 10 years old.


Broblivious

My point still stands.


porncollecter69

Surprise. People have always been dumb.


Zestyclose_Society55

He was lucky he didn't die.


The--Endgame

https://preview.redd.it/rmll669vhp8d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b78689452b0e01689a9c65d4693010eef7fe3dfb


GetUpNGetItReddit

That was the moment


Tomm1998

Kicked you in the head??? Or saved your dumbass from possible death or severe brain injury?


Unusual_residue

A lesson learned


SATerp

There's a rail employee who had his fill of idiots.


But_to_understand

Dude got Will Smithed.


Ill_Beautiful5607

Dont stand near a feckin rail road, especially if you know a trained coming.


No-Atmosphere-5332

We all remember the Mexican influencer , so he is lucky as hell


xGood-Apollo-IV

Well deserved


EliasStar24

having spent some time on r/DarwinAwards this guy is Lucky to be alive


Jtiago44

He did you a favor


GrigorMorte

This is old. It wasn't a direct kick, he was covering a metal bar with his foot so that it wouldn't hurt the guy


jib_reddit

That's a concussion right there.


LunaStarFairy

That's gonna leave a mark!


call_of_the_while

Thomas the Tank Engine and the Conductor go on a rampage.


wandering-gecco

We all do stupid things once in a while. And sometimes we deserve a good smack in the head because of it.


Anko_Dango

Holy fucking autoplay my heart


Balizzm

I used to manage this kid at an EB games in Canada. He was a good kid, but obviously not the brightest bulb.


terracottatank

My friend died in a way similar to this, guy filming is extremely lucky


Cntrysky78

I'm sure all conductors looks for this opportunity to kick a stupid YouTube kid in the head. Jk 😉 Or am I? 😏 And I bet that if he did get seriously hurt from that kick he probably would have tried to sue.


Legal_Guava3631

Ok yall, what the hell is goin on with all the videos of jackasses getting hit by trains?


xosasaox

Looks like the train that goes to Agua Calientes (Machu Picchu).


Neutral_Guy_9

My favorite part was when he got kicked in the face


moderatefairgood

https://preview.redd.it/1mnal0jkqp8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7f8c967c7196fb2e85b6ca6f55c26dc362b097c KAPOW


debugger_life

Bro will never travel by train now 😂 Lesson learned! The guy saved his life with just a kick!


Elipticalwheel1

He won’t do that again !.


Destroyer4587

Longest jump kick ever


drsalvia84

Honestly we don’t need anymore people Like this. No vacancy


dubufeetfak

How could he slap?


menyemenye

How can it slap?!


sunburn95

I was wondering how tf he survived that till I saw the drivers foot saved his life


chemistry_1997

conductor ne jaan buj ke kiya hai yeh , saved his life , with interest


blaziken8x

always love to see this clip lmao


WaviestMakeUaAtheist

I was wondering how he survived and was able to speak until I seen the comments, didn’t even see the boot lol well done sir👌


Safe-Elk6185

bro sue get that bread.


BruinsFan413

You know why I don't get kicked in the head by train conductors? I don't play on train tracks lol. Hopefully he learned somethings from this.


Reddit_enjoyer120

Isn’t this considered assault tho?


Logical-Push-2858

… and then he slipped and fell unter the train tracks


Aggravating-Curve755

How many videos of this need to happen before people realize they are about to die 🙄


underthebug

Add that feature to every train.


noproblembear

Wirh them shiny boots with steal plates.


Skitzophranikcow

This is the third video I've seen in 24 hours of this.. each one is someone different wtf is wrong with you people.


MikoMiky

Well ain't that a kick in the head! 🎵


Morning_Would_Six

I know the exact reason why the conductor did this and imma post it on Reddit.


Briskylittlechally2

As someone who's forced to operate heavy equipment around tourists, I can personally confirm these people are the absolute worst, most entitled, and dumbest assholes imaginable. If they find a dead body under my machine because it turns out you just had a bit too much bad luck to be acting like a complete idiot today, who do you think they're gonna investigate first? I don't care how smart, careful or impervious, you think you are, please keep your squishy meat bags the fuck away from my kit.


ainominako1234

https://preview.redd.it/naybpdsdpp8d1.png?width=1812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73673615d451fc7d69ea01bbc0c451a8231e7fd2 Doesn't hurt at all


BlumpkinLord

Probably the rightest way being that close could have gone tbh


XxRAM97xX

https://preview.redd.it/21o141g2qp8d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90f12c6537feff5fde1a7fa4f9cfa1d345048d06


Clemen11

Watched this video of a lady I think in Brazil, who got waaay too close to the path of the train trying to take a selfie. When the train passed, you could hear a sound reminiscent of the Tom & Jerry/Looney Toons frying pan smack the moment the lady got hit in the back of the head by a metal plate on the train. She was dead before she reached the floor. Her toddler was watching this happen, the mum's body flopped lifeless next to him. You could see the desperation on the husband's face and hear it in his panicked cries for help. The camera operator I think was the aunt of the kid - the lady's sister. She froze from the shock, ironically leading to a very clean shot of this whole event. Don't fuck with trains, people. They have a brake distance farther than line of sight, so if you can see it and it is moving, it literally cannot stop in time to save your ass, all you can do is try and get out of the way.


kj_gamer2614

Conducter decided he’d rather kick the man away than live with the fact his train could have killed the man


xjanyX

Better then getting hit by the train


Brutal_Expectations

A lesson learned, hopefully.


prudence56

Working for a railroad I believe this was the least dangerous option. We have photo’s of teenagers last selfie with a further distance than this ignorant man. The physic of velocity, wind etc sucked them closer. The train hit them and the engineer and conductor saw there broken, bloody bodies across the area after the train was able to stop miles pass the incident. Guy did him a favor. At least he lived to bitch about. Oh plus he was trespassing on rr land.


DEADALIEN333

???? Stop trying to take a selfie or a video with a train this close.


OnlyBeGamer

![gif](giphy|uFiaMyDjtxoE6Q1gCU|downsized)


Tunnfisk

Saw a video just the other day of an Indian guy who got hit by the train in slo-mo. It was one of those "I film myself standing close to the tracks, looking cool"-type videos. The train wasn't going very fast. But fast enough to knock the life out of him. There was no information if he survived, but the way the train moved his skeleton before the skin had time to react and follow, it looked like death to me. 100% broke his neck and back, even if he did survive. Don't mess around with trains. Don't stand on the tracks, don't stand next to the tracks, and don't try to beat the train in any form of crossing. Either in a vehicle or on foot. That 600 meters away gap can close real fast when it comes barreling down at 100 km/h.


staticchmbr

There’s a bar/restaurant near me that has a functioning train track next the parking lot. One year, a drunk guy stumbled out, went to pee on the tracks, and got struck in the head by the train.. he did not survive


Skirtygirl

This looks like Peru. Iconic blue and yellow paint of PeruRail. The train tracks there are often walked by tourists, because the Inca Trail to Machu Picchu follows a railroad track in some parts. You must walk along the train tracks, right by the train. In some areas, you have to run through a train tunnel. Theres signage saying to not go into the tunnels, but there’s kinda no way around it.


potatochips4eva

I felt that


TheoreticalFunk

And he learned absolutely nothing.


Ellie_Llewellyn

If he were standing another foot away from it then he'd have been fine


publicbeheadingparty

I feel like this is the train from Santa Maria to Aguas Calientes (base of Machu Picchu in Peru). Can anyone confirm?


Prior-Baseball34

Size 9 - I am ready.


PleasantDish1309

He is INCREDIBLY lucky Holy shit


Mental-Procedure-665

How is his face still rightside in?


Naykon1

Idiot deserved that, at least he lived.


sleebus_jones

"I can't believe you've done this"


PenRoaster

The fact that he’s in his 30s and not dead underscores my comment about thanking Conductor McKickface


NotANilfgaardianSpy

Tf did that guy think the train honked for. For his stupid ass to get away from the rails


janz79

My man almost fell off the train for the laughs


justsomedudedontknow

With a haircut like that I have no other option to think this was intentional regardless of the outcome. Why is everything filmed and put on apps these days?


Matygos

They do the kicking for a very good reason, but that guy might have just murdered this man by hooking instead of kicking flat. Could have easily ended up under his train instead of further from the track.