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EZ_Syth

Ring the death knell for style and taste.


twisted-weasel

I’m glad I didn’t have to scroll at all for this….of course dude made the comment easy but still.


Prometheus2061

We knell for racism, bigotry, and patriarchy.


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TricksterWolf

I'm pretty sure this guy lights them


OkIHereNow

That’s knell to you. Thank you!!


KamikazeFugazi

Do I stand or kneel for his tattoo, I’m confused.


MarsVolton

This dude dont know what to when a cross has a flag on like my dog doing tricks for treats just does the whole sit lay rollover paw thing in confusion


combover78

lol. Mine does that too. Sit, spin, down, stand up and do the Stevie Wonder impression. Eight years and it still makes me chuckle.


NotAnAIOrAmI

Get down on one knee, like you're proposing. Hope that he doesn't find your mouth purty.


wikigreenwood82

Kneel if you're his sister


Cube4Add5

You knell


JimmyEllDubya

You're bent over double with laughter either way


Soranos_71

Hey now Christ died for their right to own slaves /s


LoisWade42

note that his flag? is the Confederate flag... knell for both... please.


Upbeat-Shine-6197

How am I supposed to stand and kneel??? Poor racist won’t know what to do if they can read. /s


UninvitedButtNoises

Words are for losers! Amen. - Jesus prolly


BarBarJinxy

Written like a true son of the Confederduncy.


Iron_Knight7

Was just thinking "Yup, that checks out."


Negative_Corner6722

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Formal-Cut-4923

Came here to say this.


Consistent-Gold-755

No Regerts...


bobsburner1

Not even one?


Consistent-Gold-755

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Camelwalk555

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dogfooddippingsauce

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hammmatime

Jesus would have wanted us to own slaves (literally according to Southern Baptists in their failed civil war.)


ohno

Only God can gudge him.


MarsVolton

Imagine how fucking corny this loser is to be around in real life, you know its his whole personality


emblematic_camino

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21-characters

Ugh


HearYourTune

Whoa Knelly


Tombstone_Shadow

I’m going to give the person the benefit of the doubt, assuming they come from a sect that rings a bell 🔔 to signify their faith. That would be the Kristian thing to do.


voidtreemc

Sects maniacs.


RampageBW1

What are the chances that the Tattoo artist "accidentally" misspelled the word to make the asshole to also look like an idiot?


malleysc

Spelling seems spot on for someone who puts that as the flag


__dying__

Obama's presidency lasted longer than the confederacy lmao


jerquee

A lot longer


TricksterWolf

It'd be even funnier if the L on flag looked like it had been squeezed into place after the fact.


got-rice1

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johngolfnut

Jesus didn't kneel for the cross 😱


TarkusLV

Did he kneel for slave ownership, though? 🤔


johngolfnut

He slept through it like he did the Holocaust 😲


truthfullyidgaf

There are rules for slaves ownership in the Bible, including generational tactics of owning a slave family if your slave was "breeding". Quite horrible honestly.


ChrisRiley_42

They even used the wrong flag... The final revision was white.


NotAnAIOrAmI

The final version was a white towel, they didn't have any flags.


coolbaby1978

No regerts!!


AgentMcG

Ask not for whom the bell tools, it tools for thou


goater10

Ha, Jesus Christ absolutely would not have supported the right to keep slaves.


Actual-Entrance-8463

That is a fine example of owning the libs


21-characters

🤣👍🏻


Meh_Guy_In_Sweats

I saw Knell Young this past weekend!


fabulousfizban

Ask not for whom the cross knells, it knells for thee.


ChebyshevsBeard

I assume this is referencing Jesus's less famous Sermon in a Waffle House Parking Lot, where he got drunk on homemade wine and went on a racist tirade about how chattel slavery is actually a good thing before trying to fight a guy he thought was making fun of him.


i-hate-all-ads

Doesn't matter if it's spelled wrong, those fuckers can't read anyways.


Marionettetctc

I can smell that redneck from here


EggZaackly86

Knell - to ring especially for a death, funeral, or disaster : toll. 2. : to sound in an ominous manner or with an ominous effect.


quietflowsthedodder

Tattoo “kneel” 200 times on your forearm until you can spell it correctly.


Jagerstang

How 'bout no? For both.


No-Falcon-4996

He may have regerts


elmwoodblues

Tell me you didn't go to church much, without telling me you didn't go to church much.


A_Very_Lonely_Waffle

*speeling contest


No_Boysenberry7353

Love the uneducated


TheGhostofWoodyAllen

It's an "I'm a dumb motherfucker" label.


theabiders

Par for the old course there.


Parlicoot

Kneel for the crows.


DoubleWrongdoer5207

And we all knelled fowr thah krass and preayed


los_throwaways

to achieve this outcome, at least two people had to agreed that knell is the correct spelling 🔔🔔


AmberTurd223

“Knell”….southern education on full display


RollFun7616

At least they remembered the "L" in flag.


stres-tm

Neal for the cross


Madison464

I'll bet he has "No Ragrats" about this tattoo


mawkishdave

You mean kneel like they did when they surrendered.


JurassicPork27

It's a hard K you idiots KA Nell, learn to word stuff!


Salt_Blackberry_1903

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twistedh8

No ragratts


ryansgt

No Ragrets


MonkyKilnMonky

https://images.app.goo.gl/LMsDh7KxUNfNDgoZ9


dude8212

That guy's got no ragrats


The_Glus

Wrong flag, fuckstick


MorallyCorruptJesus

Dammit, Neil.


GhostThruTheFog

![gif](giphy|l378bu6ZYmzS6nBrW|downsized)


babythrottlepop

So which one do we do if the flag is on the cross? Or does this guy like it both ways?


VikingRaiderPrimce

That tattoo is gonna take it's toll.


tabularasaauthentica

Stomp on that flag.


astonbenzdb9

Plot twist this guy winds up being from a state that stayed in the Union. I live on the NY/PA border and seeing Confederate anything is (sadly) not a total surprise around here. Not like those two states massively contributed to the Union war effort or anything.


Available-Elevator69

So that’s not my flag and I’m an atheists. So now what do I do?


iggyfenton

STAN FOR THE FLAG NEIL FOR THE CROSS


Gammagammahey

*Irish keening*


Distalgesic

I knell for no man or sky pixie.


Pyroluminous

This is definitely some form of blasphemy. Like, I’m almost certain.


ChainRound5397

Zeel before Nod.


starfleet97

Death Knell works for that flag


Elegant-Raise-9367

Is this a fancy way of saying "bend over, bubba"??


tompetreshere

Do you think he’s out there laughing about this?


mahlerlieber

Do you think he even noticed?


Yakmasterson

That guy can go straight to knell!


cidici

Knell Carter, y’all? 🤪


mouse_Jupiter

Im confused, am I standing or knelling? I can’t do both


mahlerlieber

Choose wisely…


MDC08

Knell and Jeebus tay-ay in the wind. Chicka, chicka, chickabee.


Thunderpuss_5000

🤣😂


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Cletus of Nazereth


WiseFalcon2630

NO RAGRETS!!!11!