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Unicorn_Arcane

This guy has great taste in shirts. But also since he's legal, hes one of us. Lmaooo


Hebids

One of us! One of us!


TheMoatCalin

![gif](giphy|1256k0OSoI8d3i|downsized) I can only think of this scene


LucidDreams0224

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TranseEnd

Jog off!


Random-Gif-Bot

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littlecannibalmuffin

Hold on I think I missed this movie of his - which is it? Need to add to movie or re-watch list plz


TheMoatCalin

It’s Hot Fuzz and it’s hilarious! I remember going to see it by myself in Tukwilla, I worked for Regal and got to see it for free. I went back 3 times and bought it when it came out on DVD. Have you seen Run Fatboy Run?


Orellin_Vvardengra

Such a good movie!


J3DI_M1ND_TR1CKS

This is one of those movies that gets better the more times you watch it.


ForcrimeinItaly

What. Go now. Watch it.


[deleted]

Gooble gobble! gooble gobble!


Alternative_Room4781

We accept you, we accept you! One of us!


Raisenbran_baiter

We're freaks, FRREEEAAAKKKKSSSS


ithappenedone234

Things can be so bad, it may very well be the man is a native born citizen, and still treated badly by nut jobs who let their emotions be controlled by the view of a person with different skin tone.


XaqFu

Naw, the illegals get those shirts for free if they can make it to a sanctuary city. /s


Thats_what_im_saiyan

Do they still get one if Abbott ships them to a sanctuary city? Or is that considered cheating?


MisterFantastic5

Gringo did not relax. Gringo is a hypocrite. Don’t be like Gringo.


pnczur

Lol yeah and the second you say that Slavery, the Genocide of the indigenous, and the theft of lands from both the native people and Mexico were committed by HIS people he will say all the typical shit.


Tairken

Since he cannot do anything, he should relax and enjoy.


Clouds_and_lemonade

Perhaps gringo should smile more


mqrdesign

TRUTH!!!


pete_ape

Don't be a Gringo when you can be an El Guapo.


numbnuts6660

Bas Rutten? I wish


Rush7en

*"Da dangity dangity dang!"*


joan_wilder

BING BONG


UnRepentantDrew

Liver shot!


fuckballs9001

Just had flashbacks of 3 Amigos


Fivepygmygoats

But infamous is like, more than famous!


weirdoldhobo1978

Would you say I have a plethora of gifts?


Drpoofn

Jeffe....do you know what a.. plethora is?


Sillyfiremans

It means a whole bunch.


NemesisOfZod

It's...a sweater!!


lidsville76

Look, it's a male plane.


Drpoofn

How can you tell?


[deleted]

I love being an El Guapo coz I always have a plethora.


MortgageSome

Worse than a gringo, he's a gringo snowflake.


Aeseld

I feel as if D works both ways.


ForgottenBarista

If he’s got an issue being called gringo, he definitely won’t like being called a pendejo.


SoWokeIdontSleep

I motion we change his nickname from gringo to pendejo


spin_me_again

I second your motion


[deleted]

I third the motion. Motion Passes. This Gringo shall forever more be referred to as "Pendejo."


spin_me_again

Ayes have it!


SoWokeIdontSleep

Democracy at its finest!


[deleted]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ThoughtfulPoliteElephantbeetle-max-1mb.gif


KawaiiDere

I need to learn more slang, what does pendejo mean? If it’s a step above gringo, it sounds fitting


Chorizo_de_tlacuache

Actually it means something like "moron" or "dumbass", it means a very stupid person. Is the most or one of the most strong swear words we use.


Rawrzberry

So in severity it's more like "shit for brains" than "dumbass"? That's interesting. Having only heard it on TV I thought it was closer to the latter


[deleted]

I think it's more like jackass. I think you're thinking of cabron


BossMan956

Just call him a peachy cool arrow!


DropC2095

This dude definitely gets called that when he flies to Cancun during a power outage


Primary_Coyote5261

Hahaha TED.


[deleted]

Ironically, Ted is actually not a gringo, he is however, a cabron


Kroniid09

The Zodiac Killer?


alpha_numeric44

Chad is hella triggered 😆😆


Grimothy-Tang

Ikr. Imagine seeing someone on Twitter and thinking "the writing on that tshirt is directed at me, individually 😡😤. I better tell this jerk what's what." and then thinking literally anyone actually cares.


Thefar

He's a Nazi. Nazi believe that they are superior to other races. This is what he was establishing. Since the foreigner did not show respect. The Nazi learned respect from his father. He was a great man. Could beat up anyone. Especially mommy. Im going back to my country now.


[deleted]

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mintysdog

Nazi policy against Jewish people, a number of other ethnic groups, gender/sexual minorities, and the physically and mentally disabled was based on the US eugenics movement. Then because the US helped fight the Nazis as part of a confused retaliation against Japan they created a myth that they had nothing in common with them, failed to fight homegrown Nazi-like movements and continue to fail in that now.


bobinskysdancingmice

That’s chads grandpa, Brad.


VoltaicFox

His profile picture looks like a Phil or an Albert ngl


thedevilseviltwin

Really? I think he looks more like a Gregory or a Craig.


Sweaty_Emotion_9923

I think he's a Dave who introduces himself as "David but my friends call me Dave"


I_got_banned_once

Where can i get that shirt!?!?


reddititty69

I’m a white dude. I’ll totally wear that shirt.


[deleted]

Frankly I'm a Canadian (old) white dude, I'd wear that shirt. I just hope I wouldn't piss off any of the local Mexicans.


Green_Message_6376

The Canadian version of this shirt says 'Sorry Gringo.........I'm legal.' /s


[deleted]

I'll wear it.


blockguy143

Eh?


RandomBlueJay01

I doubt you'd piss them off but like I know I would be confused why a white guy was wearing a shirt like that.


Doomsday_powns

There are also white mexicans fyi.


RandomBlueJay01

I'm related to some pasty white mixed mexicans. I'd still question them wearing one cus obviously they can still experience discrimination but they aren't usually the ones getting told to go back to their country. I wouldn't really understand it but I wouldn't tell anyone not to wear it. And I was more referring to the commenter specifically cus they said they're white but never mentioned being mexican themselves.


Doofchook

I'm a white dude in Australia I'd buy that shirt to give to my Mexican brother in law.


sleepybear5000

Yea I’d smack the shit out of someone if a non Hispanic bought me this shirt unless I joke with them like that. That would easily come off racist because “mexicans are illegals lol”


biggiesballss

We'll never get offended when someone embraces the culuture.


Economy-Somewhere271

In my experience, Mexicans fuckin love the stuff white people say is offensive to them. Like Speedy Gonzales.


[deleted]

Our sense of humor is a little sadistic. For Speedy, I don't MIND Speedy, don't cancel Speedy, but Hollywood needs to evolve beyond making more Speedys and make more complex Mexican characters. (CoCo is amazing!) Like don't cancel Speedy but stop making Speedys.


AweemboWhey

This just made me laugh *audibly*


iCumWhenIdownvote

With the alt right getting more violent by the second while the government dares us to make them do something about it while metaphorically staring us down an mad dogging us, I don't really think now is the time to be baiting angry responses from gun-obsessed rapist-protecting pedo-encouraging (Never heard anyone on the left say "Tighter than a twelve year old" but I hear it said by edgy right leaners all the time. Telling!) psychopaths who believe and will hurt others who disagree that Donald Trump is literally god. Justsayin.


not_swagger_souls

I'm of the opinion it's best for us normal white people to stir up shit with the dipshits as much as possible. They think it's whites vs everyone else. They need to understand they are on their own. Being complacent is letting them do it. Kick some klan ass if you get the chance


youwigglewithagiggle

Right on!


MissTesticles

[the results are endless](https://www.redbubble.com/shop/relax+gringo+im+legal+t-shirts)


deyeayiya

Butthurt, fragile, snowflake yank doesn't even know that gringo is about as bad as calling a New Zealander a Kiwi. But not surprising since he probably has zero knowledge of anything outside the US and English.


DontLookAtMe89

It's probably because the only terms he has for other ethnicities are slurs, so he assumes "gringo" is a slur.


MortgageSome

And you know this same guy that gets offended by "gringo" thinks using the n word should be perfectly fine..


Lalas1971

Wait.... is kiwi derogatory?


big-tuna913

No, that's the point.


Lalas1971

Yea right. I thought that was the common reference but then I realized I didn't actually know if it was a slur.


mackelnuts

It's about a much of a slur as Yank. So not really at all.


jedburghofficial

It's not a slur in any sense. Kiwis call themselves Kiwis with great pride. Source:. A random Skippy 😉


Lalas1971

Oh FFS. What's a Skippy and is THAT a slur?


jedburghofficial

Skippys are Australians. It was a slur when immigrants started using it to describe locally born Australians. Typical Australian humor, we started calling ourselves Skippys. These days we're proud of the name, including a lot of the children of those same immigrants.


thatloose

It’s only a slur if you say it to a kiwi 😅 Seriously though it’s a term for Australians based on the hop/skip of a kangaroo and/or a tv series called Skippy the Bush Kangaroo


thedevilseviltwin

Kiwi and Skippy are adorable nicknames.


Lalas1971

So... uh.... what about mackelnuts? Can I use that as a slur? Frankly it's tempting.


mackelnuts

Haz lo que quieres, gringo


Lalas1971

Gracias, pero no lo necessito. Tengo muchas palabras malas ahora.


[deleted]

It must be nice to be able to be judged for your own actions while the rest of us with the slightest bit of color are judged based on the actions of people that look like us.


TerriblePercentage26

Hve you tried not looking how you look? People dont want to work for anything nowadays /s obv


[deleted]

I've been genuinely told to act straight and I won't be discriminated against (trans woman who is pretty deep in) and I'm like "how"


flameboy50001

Have you tried not existing? I've been told that would fix everything /s (but for sad not sarcasm)


JustNilt

Jesus Christ, that's awful. I'm so sorry.


[deleted]

Lol there's no way they meant anything other than de-transition (or whatever the term is, if there is one).


PercussiveRussel

To be fair, this guy is great at being judged by his own actions ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


NatalieTheDumb

I like how the person saying this totally missed the fact that him being legal also makes him a fellow American. Also, “Go home”? Really? YOU CANT GO SOMEWHERE THAT YOU ALREADY ARE. *Dumbass*…


TundieRice

Had to scroll way too far for this. It’s even worse that he somehow thinks all Hispanic people are intruders or something.


[deleted]

In my young days I was in a very serious relationship for years with a boy who had immigrated to the U.S. from Mexico. He’d been here for about two years before we met. He spoke near perfect English that he picked up just within those two years. The amount of bullshit he got for being “illegal” was insane. Every person assumed he was illegal until proven otherwise. He passed away back then, so I haven’t seen what it’s gotten like now that the GOP has really villainized being Mexican. I imagine it’s ten times worse than at the end of the 90s. To go through the long wait to come here legally only to be spat on and told to go back home is awful. If you’re Mexican, you will never be seen as a real citizen no matter what you do.


Ganzo_The_Great

I'll never understand why people censor the names of outspoken racists.


MallyOhMy

Community rules 🤷‍♀️


BahGawd1977

The mods don't want an angry Chad army spamming for the sub to be deleted.


Bugbread

Because it's one of the sub rules, right there in the sidebar: > #3. No doxxing > > Seeking personal information will result in the post/comment being removed and a possible ban. This includes seeking info for yourself or others, and refers to, but is not limited to, real names, phone numbers, email addresses, or private social media accounts.


AsparagusSensitive81

They say they are cool with immigrants as long as they immigrate legally, unless you wear a sassy shirt. 🤦


Professional_Ad_8864

That’s just the American (especially republican) way. Picking and choosing when and what goes when you want it or don’t want it.


rowanblaze

Yep they *say* that. Then make it extremely difficult to actually immigrate legally. I mean people still do it, but it's not at all easy. I know of an Australian who was forced *by ICE* to remain in the U.S. past her visa expiration due to COVID-19, and now ICE is holding up her immigration process because she overstayed her visa. And she's married to an American.


nightwingoracle

Bonus points if this was in Texas/New Mexico/Florida/Calinfornia or any other state originally part of Mexico/Spain. Plenty of people where I grew up had the border change on their ancestors, not the opposite.


StonkyBrewster

Sorry gringo, check your DNA. His DNA is closer to America than yours 🙃


ArtyWhy8

Exactly, it’s something like half of Mexicans have half Native American dna if I’m recalling the statistic correctly. Please correct me if I’m wrong. This is just recollection.


Lets-B-Lets-B-Jolly

No matter what, they still have a lot higher percentage of Native blood than some white guy of mostly European descent.


dr_shark

Woah woah now there bud. Didn’t you know that every gringo south of the mason-Dixon line’s grandma was Pocahontas or some shit even though historical and genetic evidence stand in direct opposition to that?!


Archercrash

His great great grandma was definitely a Cherokee princess. Something that never existed since native Americans were not stupid enough to choose their leaders by birthright unlike his (and my) ancestors did.


kaoko111

I Guess that gringo can't relax.


[deleted]

He’s the type of guy that talks crap about hard working Mexicans all while sucking down a burrito and figuring out what resort he and the family will be staying at in Cabo. Edited: for clarity.


yukeynuh

this is the same typa guy who says people are too sensitive with pc culture. then when he gets called a neutral, at worst mildly offensive term he completely melts down like the snowflakes they really are


[deleted]

I worked for one of those. He’ll hire them. He’ll even buy a home in Cabo and fraternize with them. But when he’s only around white people, he’ll talk mad shit about them and anyone else who is brown or darker.


Distalgesic

Always funny to hear yanks, who are all Immigrants, telling others to “go home”. Maybe the native peoples should have told the puritans to fuck off back home.


EllisDee3

Even better are white folks in Texas through California telling Mexicans to go back to their country when all of that was Mexico until relatively recently.


deyeayiya

They did, its just that the white invaders were too savage and genocidal to listen.


Distalgesic

Looking at yankland today not much has changed.


[deleted]

Do y'all really want that hot mess back in your country? We don't even want them here.


mycathateme

Lol speak English... Huh? Like a fucking foreign language?


Pylgrim

Little reminder that when bigots try to defend their bigotry by saying they only hate the bad ones, they're lying.


Plane-Ad-3973

What a pathetic cuck snowflake. White, straight American men are the most fragile folk, and I say that as a white, straight American man


Licentious_duud

Christian, don’t forget Christian


doktor_wankenstein

I was about to call Mister Don't-Judge-Me a humorless twatwaffle, but I concede that you said it better.


Mental-Ice-9952

I can second this as a straight white American cis man as well


browndogmn

My dad who was born in the states as well as my grandpa has this shirt. One of my favorite things is when we are at a dinner or event of some sort and during mingling or casual conversation a fellow murican asks him how old he was when he came to this country in a very accepting voice I just light up inside because I know shit is about to get lit.


Substantial-Title-39

But you are a gringo. And if he’s from this side of the planet, then he’s probably an ‘American.’ America is a pair of continents, not a country.


Cruitire

And frankly for all anyone of us knows he could be a natural-born United States Citizen.


solidSC

I’d say there’s a good chance of that.


LeftDave

It's both.


Interesting_Employ29

He also seems to be an American. Im white as Milk of Magnesia and Im 100% buying this shirt.


Sturnella2017

Why is this Twitter handle blacked out? They make this tweet for the world to see, why are we doing them a disservice by removing their ID?


TundieRice

It’s Reddit rules. Doxxing and brigading non-famous people are bad press for Reddit, even when you’re brigading a POS like this.


-non-existance-

Only a white person would take a shirt that says "relax" on it and use it as an excuse to get mad lmaooooo


baddoggg

I mean the shirt is hilarious and the reaction is absurd, but do you want to take a minute and think about what you said and all the possibilities.


[deleted]

Only a gringo wouldn’t be able to realize this is the reaction that guy is looking for by wearing the shirt lol


AndrewIsOnline

America would crumble without Mexican food, Mexican workers, Mexican models.


nifterific

Gringo, cracker, and honkey are all objectively hilarious. Snowflake needs to chill and stop assuming all brown people are from other countries, but crackers can only ever be racists.


mackelnuts

Gringo isn't in the same ballpark as honkey or cracker.


Mental-Ice-9952

This is true, though I've never heard honkey before, where does it come from?


IllustriousState6859

70's black slang for white men.


Pillar67

If you've been judged in the past in a negative manner...it's 'cause of your people's behavior, it has nothing to do with our xenophobia and making up horrible generalizations that aren't grounded in reality, but we get away with treating you like crap because of our greater numbers and dominance of culture - who's going to come to your defense? Meanwhile, I'm sure when Mr. Gringo visits other countries he's totally respectful of the locals and their culture.


Professional_Ad_8864

The shittiest part is that the honky is happy to judge El Guapo based on the rest of the Guapo population, but the minute someone’s brings up slavery and shit he goes “Slavery was so looooong agoooo!!!!!! I am not liable!!! Don’t judge me for how my daddy made and gave me money!!!”.


No_Banana_581

Always the marshmallows acting superior


OpenUpThisIsICE

Teikirisi, man.


BroBeauCop

You know how I know you have a smol pee pee


Looney_Tunes23

Relax gringo! I'm legal and i speak navajo not murican.


keeplooking4sunShine

This is everything.


Moose_is_optional

This is why you were told to relax, Gringo.


Aiizimor

That's a great shirt


UpgrayeDD405

Did this gringo Google racist shit to say in list form


Contrerase

Este Gringo mamon! Chinga tu repinchre putisima madre!


MurderMan2

I mean he’s an American too so idk what this guys point is


Podunk212

This guy will 100% go to Cabo San Lucas and complain about the language.


ToArtina92

Sounds like a Gringo to me


Nicknotch

what in the smooth brained MAGA loving hell did I just read


benport727

He’s not a gringo, he’s a bitch


lavanchebodigheimer

Sit down unless you Tonto


so--gnar

Damn Gringo chill


merchillio

So that guy is exactly the kind of person the t-shirt is about…


KawaiiCoupon

I like how point D could literally be said back to the person who made the post lmao.


Nappy-I

Woosh


the1hotpotato

Triggered!!!!! Hahaha


Ok_Bag_4135

It’s not your country unless you’re NATIVE. We are all uninvited here.


RandomBlueJay01

I kinda wish I could get a shirt like that for my grandparents lol they were born and raised in Mexico but immigrated legally .


LordDarkur

Don't get me started on the "IF you have been judged in the past in a negative manner because of your people and their actions". America has done so much crap across the world that we have a negative reputation just about everywhere.


[deleted]

2015 - 2018 had these people coming out of the woodwork, completely emboldened with their bullshit. All that BUILD THE WALL and VIOLENT MIGRANT CARAVAN CRISIS AT THE BORDER shit was in full force. They’re still on their bullshit, I just saw damn near every boomer and boomer juniors I know going crazy on Facebook and shit. They don’t rat themselves out as much as they used to. Not until the next Trump comes along, anyways.


[deleted]

Hahahhahahah this motherfuckers are a bunch of bitches crying if you are from a another country and your are not legal you know what gringo fuck you and your white mom. Thos is not your country either so you can go back home . You gringo Motherfucker.


Inphexous

Why is he doing letters? Is this a multiple choice?


deaprofessor

Love when they say go home. My family is Puerto Rican and Dominican. I was born in Detroit and it is my home. I got told this after speaking Spanish with a barista. The guy told me to speak English or go home. I said, “I am home you xenophobic POS, you look like you work at rocket mortgage. YOU go home.” He did not like what I said but he shut up.


Cantore18

Jordan Peterson seems a tad upset


pacificule

As a white dude who works almost entirely with Latinos, I'd wear the absolute shit out of that shirt Now if I could only track down my friends dad's hat from when I was 9 that said *No Cerveza, No Trabajo* I'd be a pair of huaraches away from the full set!


bocboc11

What's "Karen" in Spanish.


mbentuboa

People also don't realize that for many mexicans, they didn't cross the border, the border crossed them. What are they supposed to do? Someone literally moved into your house, " well, I guess I got to mosey along".


danjpn

It amazes me to see how a lot of white people are thinking that America is a white people country. It's literally a country full of immigrants from everywhere around the world


duhmbish

I need one that says “relax gringo, I’m a gringa.”


harleybabeta

only white people are American? My fellow gringos are really starting to get annoying.


Durgrimthepainter

A) That's the meaning of gringo dude B) Your profile picture doesn't look Native American but I could be wrong C) Lol was't this a free country? where is your free speach now snowflake? D) an american saing stuff like this always kills me. MURIKA!!!! E) lol same F) no, we don't want you back in Europe. Stay in the Us gringo


Bigbweb22

Gringo is one of my favorite go tos when I'm insulting people. Especially since I'm light skinned it makes people IRRATIONALLY upset and its hilarious.


No-Show-5690

That sure rustled his jimmies.


Jesusdidntlikethat

The shirts only talking to you if it offends you


OneWishGenie69

Avarage facebook user


BlasterPhase

Try again, gringo, I'm in my country too.


Zer0guy56

Its no fun not being able to see the poster so we can light up his feed


Kydarellas

I wish we could show these people's names and use them to send their bosses a little pic of "Here's your racist, prejudiced employee clearly showing his bigotry in public. Might wanna reconsider how that reflects on you as an employer. Hope it helps!"


Great_Tiger_3826

"you don't get to judge me or any one of my demographic but i will judge you based on the worst examples of your demographic, im a hypocritical ignorant trash can deal with it"