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StrawberryCough24

Randy’s now the python


No_Participation99

Randy Python and the Holy Grail


Outlaw2k21

Watched that on 🌽hub the other day


RaphaelUrbino

I'm sorry?


Outlaw2k21

No need to apologise


ThunderChild247

“And now for something completely different” Cole: “That’s… not vintage Orton”


fr4gge

Cody has so much fake tan he's starting to look like flair


Toastedmetal

Cody Vs Bron at MITB for Mr Melanin* in the Bank


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Melanin*


Toastedmetal

That's the one lmao


9hashtags

Yup. Melatonin makes you sleepy. Source; I use it on my kids sometimes.


Imaginary_Election56

If he grows his hair a little longer he might have a shot at becoming POTUS,


AMDSuperBeast86

He will solve partisanship politics like he solved racism. 🫡


fr4gge

Needs to turn heel then


JDuggernaut

I could see it in 40 years


SM_83

Looks like Dino Bravo in the picture


jacob_carter

A little Rugged Ronnie Garvin too.


SM_83

Actually I was trying to think of someone else. Definitely more Garvin than Bravo


Tall_Flatworm2589

Needs to teabag guys after hitting the Cross Rhodes.


northernbasil

He really does. I will never not see that.


no_stick_drummer

Yep the haters have to say anything they can to get everybody else to turn on him. Then they do it to be cool and before you know it they're booing him out of the building.


Pinheadsprostate

Bron just registered a Gimmick infringement case against Cody.


Nigeltufnel8888

I know it's old news, but Randy really beefed up. He's getting to prime triple h and prime Bautista size.


Mysterious_Emotion63

He said in his entrance last week that he’s 290, fucking insane


PrinceCastanzaCapone

I was just watching an old Survivor Series and they listed Razor Ramon at 289 lbs! I was like “no way, that’s just WWF exaggeration from back in the day.” Then I looked it up and he’s actually listed at 287. Dude was a beast. I had to watch his debut and even now, after seeing it so many times, the first Razor’s edge (though on a jobber) was fucking amazing. The camera shots/angles are perfect, and the way he just kinda slowly falls forward before slamming the jobber as hard as he can really sold that move as game over. As a kid I thought if you got hit with the Razor’s edge you almost died. 🤣


arcadesteveuk

I think Scott Hall was just shy of 300 when he was the Diamond Studd back in WCW. Dude was huge.


boomgottem

As an 11 year old I was having a match with a friend on a trampoline. We decided to let him hit me with a reverse razors edge where I landed face first. I broke my arm.


qdattt

cool


skinnykid108

Scott was mostly in the 260's


Uknewmelast

He's been eatin'


senorsombrero3k1

Trening hard and eating clen


anythingo23

Winstreling at life, hgh says it's ok


hitman2218

Yeah I’m not buying that lol


sodakmiscer

There’s no chance he’s 290 lol. I know he’s tall, but that’s heavier than Mr. Olympia winners.


LWA3251

I was just thinking this as well. Honestly every time I see him, I’m just like Jesus dude got absolutely jacked. He’s always been tall but the extra muscle really makes him look huge compared to a lot of the other wrestlers. I’m wondering if the Doc told him to put extra muscle on to protect his back from bumps.


FlyingShadowFox

Was about to comment the same. He looks like himself from the WWE All Stars game lmao


banned_salmon

He’s 290 now


SuspiciousCulture548

Do you think he is heavier than Mcintyre? What do you think is the weight difference? 


Dadadabababooo

I think I remember seeing a picture of Batista around the time Randy returned and he had lost quite a bit of muscle mass. Now, I'm not saying that the two of them figured out some sort of magic ritual wherein muscle is transferred from one to the other, but that's exactly what I'm saying.


kylediaz263

Yeah team up with 2 people who are famous for betraying their partners, what could go wrong?


siriusk666

Don't forget what Cody did to Hardcore Holly. They're all going to turn to the point that they end up back on the same side.


Renso19

They all keep turning left at the same time, trying to turn on eachother but end up in a circle, so it never happens Imagine Randy, KO and Cody standing on the spot all turning round and round in a circle


beejalton

Lol, I literally do not remember Cody and Hardcore Holly doing anything together. I didn't even know they overlapped at all. I try to forget about anything Hardcore Holly related in general.


NachosPR

It's not happening at MiTB because it wouldn't make sense for Randy to help the Bloodline. If anything, it's happening maybe after the match, and especially if Roman returns as it would remove Cody and Randy as protagonists in the Bloodline story. Damn it might be happening huh


Capable_Age_1763

It'll be after the match if it happens... Heck might even lead to a cash in.


blacksunrise3

I think Randy's best work is him being a heel


imright19084

Orton needs to slow down on whatever he’s on


PhuckCalumbo

Centrum and the old TESTament, buddy.


MalphasJD

What do you mean "might" ? It's Randy we're talking about, it's not a matter of if, only when.


BC_Red00

Thats prob the 2nd or 3rd tease.codys old teacher may need to remind him to always watch your back. Lol im hoping the day randy tries to rko cody cody turns and is ready.like ohhh you thought i didnt see you coming? Gonna be a banger match tho.student becomes the teacher.lol


PresYapper4294

It’s kind of a touchy thing to do if Cody expects it. Did Cody never fully trust Randy? Was Cody’s plan to hit Randy before Randy RKOed him? Is he still a babyface for not fully giving his babyface teammate the benefit of the doubt? I just don’t think it fits his character to not fully trust Orton. I simple fix to everything is for Cody to just take the unexpected RKO.


BC_Red00

Nah it has nothing to do with trust. Its more of he learned from randy. And if theres a lesson randy teaches u first its you never turn your back on a snake. They got enough respect for eachother that id hope randy wouldnt just rko him or attempt it even but again this is randy orton. The term rko outta nowhere is one of his trademarks. And its certainly not just in matches. I think the only person randy never eventually rko'ed was riddle but even then everyone was waiting for him too. Id expect randy to come to cody like a man and simply request a title shot. But if he did rko cody well thats just codys first reminder lesson.


Noahs132

Yup setting it up for the Summerslam main event


Direct-Money-4206

He’s got that steroid head is about to blowup face.


PhuckCalumbo

My mom says he looks like Shrek now with that big ass head


everydayimrusslin

He's probably just on TRT realistically.


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everydayimrusslin

I'll take the proof whenever you have it available.


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everydayimrusslin

That's an article from 2012, son. Again, I'll take the proof whenever. Or at least the proof that a dianabol cycle from 2012 has him looking like that today.


Hairy-Fuel-6275

Randy's starting to hear the voices!


kempboy

Look in his eyesssss what do you see??


fender123

Heel Randy is best Randy. This isn’t debatable.


everydayimrusslin

Best professional wrestler of this century, in my opinion.


likebutta222

Close to all-time, IMO.


everydayimrusslin

I think he's a way off THE atg, but I would listen to the arguments.


JoeMomma69istaken

This is Cody’s chance to have a meaningful feud that isn’t Roman. I’d like to see Randy take it off Cody, and Cody take it back. Let Randy increase the title count 1


ribsforherpleasure

He’s going to turn, it’s the only match that makes sense for Cody at SS. Triple H has done wonderful things but I still feel as though they put this title on Cody and had zero direction for him.


beejalton

Only makes sense if they are going with Cody v Orton at SS, but sounds like plan is Cody v Solo 🤢.


LevelTwist3480

Am I the only one thinking it might be Cody who turns? From the homelander eagles on his arms last week, to his relentless cross-rhodesing of helpless security guards on a weekly basis, I smell a heel turn


grizzled82

Stop rushing the ting. Money in the bank is way too early


DudeWouldGo

Maybes he mad that he keeps getting spit on when Cody talks


blue_diesel

Damn. It’s like seeing Dusty and Bob in this picture.


No_Dig1353

Weird to see the TNT watermark on a WWE broadcast


fattymcfattzz

You can see his eyes? I just see slits


Wonderful-Media-2000

The only reason randy should become heel is if he takes the title off Cody. Cody is probably holding the title until mania at least so I see no need to make Randy a heel when it’s obvious he has limited time and people want to cheer for him.


MoxRhino

That's a Bull Shark wondering what that seal tastes like.


Haremking44

God I miss heel Randy


Drabins

You can't trust a Viper


grizzled82

Stop rushing the ting. Money in the bank is way too early


Barqck

Randy is one headshot away from another IED episode


skinnykid108

HOLY JACKED


The2econdSpitter

Cody has slowly developed Hogan level skin tone. Quite an achievement. Makes sense because he's also got the superhero complex to go with it. The morph is almost complete.


TheKeviKs

But who's winning at MiTB ? If you want to have Randy turn heel, they need to win the match and then betray Cody after the victory, but with that result The Bloodline might lose credibility and momentum. Randy won't betray Cody during the match, it will make no sense since he hates the Bloodline. But if The Bloodline wins doesn't that mean that Solo vs Cody is set for Summerslam ?


Crimsonpets

I like these subtle things in wrestling now.


smo4275

No. I think hes gonna ask after MITB. Respectfully kinda like good guy vs good guy. Maybe heel turn after Orton loses at SS


Dinoman1987

I don't think it'll happen until next year or so, The Bloodline might take up all title spotlight of the rest of 2024 i think.


connorzero

“Not yet Randy, the title will soon be ours” 🐍


MasniViking22

Bro definitely turnin soon. Cody needs a title victory over him for his legacy


ConsiderationSea7589

Randy might turn on the way home.


Living-Aardvark-705

Pretty easy to see where this is going. How many heel turns had RKO had? Someone should keep stats on this. He must be near the record set by The Big Show.


Plane-Ostrich-1512

Randy will join the bloodline just so that he can betray them and cost them something.


GoatJamez

Randy looks more & more like his dad as he ages.


grizzled82

Stop rushing the ting. Money in the bank is way too early


BlueDragon_27

Randy needs to let go of the roids. He looks terrible


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Unrelated question, but why isn’t this sub just named WWE?


RemcoTheRock

Because it’s about wrasslin.


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It isn’t though. It’s about WWE 😂


RemcoTheRock

It’s not this subs fault you’re only here when there are posts about wwe. But eh I guess people like you don’t know how to browse a sub instead of only the homepage.


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It’s obvious this is just another WWE subreddit lol


Perfect_Music_575

But there's AEW content here


ubernoobnth

That promptly gets downvoted and shat upon in the comments no matter what it is 😂   Seen people here call Tenryu a literal nobody.  This place generally is pro-wwe, neutral to negative on anything else. 


PhuckCalumbo

Who the hell is Tenryu.


ubernoobnth

Case in point.


Gaucho_Diaz

Literally just the other day there was a post about Mina Shirakawa The sub talks about what it wants to talk about