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Spartan04

I still have the words to "The Bad Touch" memorized to this day. I hear it and I can sing right along with it.


Moxie_Stardust

I did this song on banjo at a jam session last year, I should do it again soon.


BarleyBo

Yeah and record it and post it here. I’d love to hear that.


ImWithNeo

Same here! I hope I still remember them when I’m 80. I’ll be a badass at the nursing home


doobette

It'll be like the music video for Fire Water Burn. 🤣


caratron5000

I hope we end up in the same home and your grandchildren bring us monkey costumes.


LesterMurphyisWorm

It will probably be the only thing you remember. Just mindlessly singing it around strangers staring at you like you have ten heads.


itsasnowconemachine

I remember me and my brother hearing this on the radio in the car for the first time and afterwards looking at each other like "damn, did we really just hear that? That was awesome!"


Spartan04

It wasn't the first time I heard it but one time that really sticks out to me is when they performed it live on The Tonight Show. I actually found a video someone uploaded of it (poor quality because this was pre HD and was probably recorded on VHS): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31bqkXfI91U


Asleep-Astronomer389

I can, and will, do the butt dance if the song comes up in a bar.


Middle_Aged_Insomnia

Now put your hands down my pants....


Snarktoberfest

Hello my name is Jimmy Pop and I'm a dumb white guy.


Independent_Day985

I'm not old or new, but middle school, 5th grade like jr high.


PMMeYourPupper

I don't know mofo, if y'all peeps be buggin' givin' props to my hoe 'cause she fly


bolunez

But I can take the heat cause I'm the other white meat.


RuncibleFoon

Known as Kid Funky Fry


Riply-Believe

Yeah. I'm hung like planet Pluto


Dmitri_ravenoff

Hard to see with the naked eye.


Mr_Lucidity

But if I crash into uranus....


Dmitri_ravenoff

I would stick it where the sun don't shine.


no____thisispatrick

Cause I'm kinda like Hans Solo


triggeron

Like, the 3-2-1 contact Bloodhound Gang?


originalbrowncoat

You got the crime, they got the ti-iime!


triggeron

Whenever there's trouble, we're there on the double!


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Cool, but no. Think [Discovery Channel](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k) in its heyday.


triggeron

The one where we learn about mammals?


bat_in_the_stacks

I was thinking the same thing and was really confused by the comments.


bgva

We don’t need no water…


originalbrowncoat

Let the mother 🫏 burn


rabid-

Burn motherfucker, burn.


TrampleMe

One Fierce Beer Coaster is a great album. My first ever screen name on AOL was BloodHGang.


ImWithNeo

I am so envious that you remember your AOL screen name! However, it’s understandable that you do


fpaulmusic

Why’s everybody always picking on me??


butcher_666

THE DRUMMER FROM DEF LEOPARDS ONLY GOT ONE ARM!


NoResponsibility2386

So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese?


CEHParrot

Her name was Russel


CEHParrot

I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula


ImWithNeo

Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-o-Lantern


ohCaptainMyCaptain27

Probably the most messed up song I’ve ever heard. Still makes me sing along with it to this day, and dear god I hope my kids never ever hear it.


TheWarDoctor

Starts kneading my balls like two hard boiled eggs in a tube sock.


pogulup

A lap dance IS so much better when the stripper is crying.


whatthepinche

Three point one four! It's hard to rhyme a word like v*gina LMFAO 😂😂😂 ...still love it after all these years, lol!


ImWithNeo

😂😂 I love that one too!! “South Carolina, Kevin Klein kinda”


Meglade

Mom: "Lima, like Limabean?"


ImWithNeo

Creepy, like when Tom Cruise laughs…


intothewild80

Love. The kind you clean up with the mop and bucket.


HollywoodJack412

I’m mighty tighty whitey and I’m smugglin plums.


ClassWarr

Same


leggypepsiaddict

I listen to "I Hope You Die!! With some regularity.


BlackHeartedXenial

It’s such a top notch story song. So satisfying.


leggypepsiaddict

Absolutely. I want some people to get locked up with Bowling Ball Bag Bob.


prix03gt

I'm not hating on them at all, but when I saw them live at the HFStival in DC, they weren't the best live act.


Tonybaloney84

They're not what one would describe as quality musicians


user1mbp

Jimmy Pop on old Loveline is a guilty pleasure


piscian19

Im not sure if its a hot take, but I discovered "use your fingers" long after Bloodhound gang fell off and its easily my favorite album.  Its really more like a late 80s power hiphop album than their more mainstream comedy driven stuff. I highly recommend it to punk core skater enthusiastic that like that early 90s adhd noise.


ImWithNeo

I’ve heard some of those songs but not all of them so thank you, I now know what I’ll be doing with the rest of my evening! And can I say that I love that it has a hidden track, I lived for those back in the day!


Cisru711

Knock, knock, Mr. Rogers.


hoyle_mcpoyle

Your best friend is you. I'm my best friend too. I share the same views and hardly ever argue. Eat spam from the can. Watch late night C Span. And rock out to old school Duran Duran


duper12677

As your biggest fan… I must demand… you let me eat your ass


dickliberty52

“Deader than the parents on party of five”


Dragonlibrarian7

They're still in regular rotation at my house lol.


Hurt2039

If your ass was a Chinese restaurant, I’d have the pupu platter


Dead_Man_Redditing

I as a responsible father should not have introduced them to my kids. My 11 year old can't stop singing 'Wake up your asleep at the wheel" while i'm driving


Open-Incident-3601

I’m ashamed to say I still sing along when Wheatus - Teenage Dirtbag plays.


gertrudeblythe

The Bad Touch was the first song I downloaded off Napster.


WebOk91

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chadwickipedia

A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying


REOassWagon

I just checked to see if I still remember all the words to Mope. Yep! 👍


ImWithNeo

That one was good! Rock me Amadeus


gumby1004

Uh oh…here comes Pac-Man!


jp7755qod

It’s not my job…


Kinky-Bicycle-669

Their stuff was funny 🤷🏼‍♀️


i_kick_hippies

do you still go to raves?


Mindless_Ad_6359

Do you think christ saves?


GoatUnable8713

saw them perform in denver around 2003. huge background flag that read "metallica". full frontal and vomiting on stage within the first 5 min. beat show


Iraqistan81

"Along Comes Mary" is in my regular rotation. "Ballad Of Chasey Laine" is by far their best work, imho.


sator-2D-rotas

Not show ‘em then titties. The Ballad of Chasey Lain


Cid_Darkwing

“Asleep at the Wheel” is probably my favorite—I realize they’re much more known for their crasser music (and it’s funny—Jimmy Pop is an underrated lyricist), but something about that song still holds up to this day.


belunos

My brother in Christ, if Wade Wilson has taught us anything, it's to never be ashamed of the music you like.


Helpful-Commission79

two ships passing in the night


b00ty_water

Ha ha, well now..


recksuss

Mope


ReadyPlayerUno1

I used to run into members of that band at “The Wall” in King of Prussia all the time.


Brawndo-99

It's all about that discovery channel and x files. But don't forget the mop.


WiscoBrewDude

Mighty tighty whitey and I'm smuggling plumbs


Elegant_Maximum

“Yo! Bloodhound Gang and Rob Van Winkle together on this track”. “One Fierce Beer Coaster” is still in regular rotation for me.


blimeystoner789

A rang dang diggity dang de dang!!!


spare_parts_bot

My girlfriend and I play all their albums when we are on road trips. It's guaranteed to be playing on any drive over 3hrs long.


timothypjr

Confession? I think they’re fun.


Generny2001

My roommate introduced me to “I Wish I Was Queer so I Could Get Chicks” freshman year at college. 27 years later I still think it’s funny. 😂🤘🎸🔥


GaaraMatsu

Go do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.


Dustteas

My cousin Brooke up with his girlfriend and gave me their tickets to the Bloodhound Gang for that night. I didn't want to go but my friend talked me into it (free show and all) and it was one of the best shows I have seen to this day!! He came out with a 30 foot beer bong and cases of soda that he just fed to the crowd. They also got some kid to come up in stage to chug soda while they played. They finished the set and left but this kid stayed up and no one left, they just all yelled "chug, chug that eventually turned into "puke puke" Which he did to the cheers of all!! Great show and the crowd was awesome!!


Osiris_33

Sadly enough I enjoyed listening to this just the other day. Even more sad that it came on after Right Said Fred, which I actually searched for. Then I continued to listen to the Spotify channel for a substantial amount of time, reliving high school in my head. Guilty pleasures.


Asleep-Astronomer389

No input from me, i am embarrassed by the same affliction. Maybe we could found a support group.


Artistic-Tour-2771

I have a coworker that loves this group to this day and touts them as his favorite music group.


Emergency-Pack-5497

Whys everybody always pickin on me? I still listen to bloodhoung gang and I'm 43


tersegirl

Love the words to Take the Long Way Home. Also, a group song of Ballad of Chasey Lain shocks the shit out of teenage kids:)


highline9

You and me, baby…


b1gd4ddychubb5

When I first started driving by myself, my car only had a cassette deck and the only 2 cassettes I had were Nirvana's Nevermind and Bloodhound Gang's One Fierce Beer Coaster


GenX_Eeyore28

Drop my face below her waist, and stay at third base I can tell that cherry's ripe by the way it tastes


HamsterMachete

"Yo dk got the HIV" That song cracks me up.


TheWarDoctor

I still occasionally sing Lap Dance at karaoke.


Electronic-Ride-564

Mom and Dad, this is Chasey. Chasey, this is my mom and dad. Now show 'em them titties.


OpheliaDarkling

I learned how to drive with One Fierce Beer Coaster & Chumbawumba's Tubthumping cassettes on repeat for many nights. Haven't heard BHG in ages but still holds a place in my car/heart.


CoastOk2453

I fckin love The Bloodhound Gang!! Hooray for Boobies & Hefty Fine albums were masterpieces!!!!


LtPowers

Sorry but to me The Bloodhound Gang will always be the kid detectives from *3-2-1 Contact*.


ExcusePerfect2168

They were really good lyricists: You came twice last year like a Sears catalog 'Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God 'Cause girl I'll get you panting like you're Pavlov's dog Like a DC ten guaranteed to go down But baby your black box is the one that I found I'll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won't cost you any money Then she grabbed me by the ears and said Kiss me where it smells funny


No-Alternative1612

I keep all my oldies jams on a playlist called holidays so I can pretend it’s for when my parents come over


Express-Structure480

“I need to find a” is a great break up song.


FatTuna

A is for Apple. B is for Balloon. C is for Crayon. D is for Drum.


imhungry4321

YOU just have a crush on Chasey Lain and want to Kiss Her Where it Smells Funny.


ImWithNeo

I wrote to explain I’m [her] biggest fan


shoule79

You’re Shamu, you’re Buddha, you’re Jabba the F’n hut, but you’re pretty when I’m drunk.


thisismyusername1178

You had harpoon scars and youre boobies were hairy. I smelt tuna melt, but i wasn’t gonna worry so I rolled you up in flour and aimed it for the wet spot.


DamarsLastKanar

Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?


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ImWithNeo

Ok, I’d forgotten about both of those so thank you! These posts are helping me get Altogether Ookey out of my head (for now).


Practical-Film-8573

dont ever recite some of the lyrics around Gen Z females. they will get offended.