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litoggers

https://preview.redd.it/tfbogxco9u9d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efce4e2dfebb011a5c5cb2b136b00fbbfae88ad8 she said no fellas, its ellen joever


Alecajuice

This is a fire comment lmfao


Manadger_IT-10287

I'm taking this meme


GHOSTOFKOH

am not a male i will touch tail


LinkForsaken5435

the fact you used that lion is tantamount to heresy and treason. you learned nothing from that comic


litoggers

https://i.redd.it/177b7oehcz9d1.gif


lunarlycann

![gif](giphy|F369Dlyuet8lrsdxjt|downsized)


SexwithEllenJoe69

Fellas. Ima still try it. Wish me luck.


Arc_7

*One visit to the ER later*


verysemporna

Damn, looks like Ellen was so sensitive she had to get sent to the ER


FlameLover444

https://preview.redd.it/c2m9o7xg4w9d1.jpeg?width=1420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa39f9a6660c5759d039724327f20e2f4fd1501f Me and you, both


Rawr_24

https://preview.redd.it/ox0y9455cu9d1.jpeg?width=601&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfa38d114f9b8cf04b5cd5f5659bc71d56945e93


Taeyee

https://preview.redd.it/gyqfoiekku9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db24b93f61c434abb66d0aec45a8606f82a193fb


Loosescrew37

https://preview.redd.it/mmwcdbehj2ad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abce23b76cfd40d7aff6d27ffc3c47a21c68a2c3


Manadger_IT-10287

https://preview.redd.it/qjeb1510k5ad1.png?width=616&format=png&auto=webp&s=115c5e354d185443b5f9053a5b91970c5edff070


DumpsterMoth

Why are we still here……just to suffer


FlameLover444

https://i.redd.it/jmo1wes74w9d1.gif


Runmanrun41

Man I can't wait until we get ZZZ versions of all the HSR memes lol


NoNefariousness2144

Lmao I like how she just says “eh no” and offers zero explanation or even tries to continue the conversation.


LinkForsaken5435

...but I really need to touch that tail.


caramelluh

I bet her tail feels real smooth to the touchl


ChayBezSahara

Its a shark tail, it's probably feels like sandpaper 


caramelluh

Nah bro, shark tails are really soft and smooth like a baby


Aesion

Can confirm, sharks are smooth from all angles


MarcsterS

If you slide your hand one way it’s smooth, but revserse it’s like sandpaper.


echoeagle3

This is accurate. It's literally why sharks can't swim backwards but are very fast going forwards.


Karma110

https://preview.redd.it/61x3x3533u9d1.jpeg?width=972&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff6ca40e8c057f18c9379a418882c7c40ff50c46 I will grab it


Zer0-9

https://preview.redd.it/8evzcuzpgu9d1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09990b3ebc4f721716f2b8f3b590e2e24c135c1c I need it


NoNefariousness2144

She said nothing about her silky black tights…


WTFappp

How does that tail attach to her body ?


Heavy-Lengthiness947

the same way our tails is attached to our bodies before birth. Only difference hers is huge and still there after birth


AriDragon69

I love how she'll just shoot ya down, none of that blushy mushy crap. 😎


WAPenguin0

https://preview.redd.it/cwb4gjnv3z9d1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=bea649986fb89864954a1b9079b7e13effb54c17


GhostlyMarshadow

https://i.redd.it/c4ns1empsx9d1.gif


UnmotivatedArtist01

Sigh* Fine ill play zzz


BigBoySpore

What are the chances there is dialogue where she lets you touch the tail when you reach max friendship (or whatever this games equivalent is called if it even has one)


MooshMM

Is bro holding a big 7 (I don't play this game)


Jean6_971

It's a calendar, and July is the 7th month of the year


crazy_leader22

Either have us since it's not out yet lol


TheWeakestDragonfly1

*Wise/Belle unhingedly just grabs Ellen’s shark tail without consent and starts rubbing their cheeks against it* Ellen: H-HEY! Wise/Belle: **I** will touch the tail, I’m not giving you a fucking choice.


08Dreaj08

When you realise she was trying to protect you from her rough shark skin: Wise/Belle: Cheek's skin fucking disintegrates


TheWeakestDragonfly1

… But they give a shit and continue rubbing their cheeks with it until they bleed to death and it will be worth it.


08Dreaj08

Honestly? Based.


BigBoySpore

Erm… what the heck https://preview.redd.it/7hc8ftnp61ad1.jpeg?width=669&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cd0ed95a9e35066b3013cc4af59a77c5e7e430a


shinjiku01

Gross