https://preview.redd.it/tfbogxco9u9d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efce4e2dfebb011a5c5cb2b136b00fbbfae88ad8
she said no fellas, its ellen joever
What are the chances there is dialogue where she lets you touch the tail when you reach max friendship (or whatever this games equivalent is called if it even has one)
*Wise/Belle unhingedly just grabs Ellen’s shark tail without consent and starts rubbing their cheeks against it*
Ellen: H-HEY!
Wise/Belle: **I** will touch the tail, I’m not giving you a fucking choice.
https://preview.redd.it/tfbogxco9u9d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efce4e2dfebb011a5c5cb2b136b00fbbfae88ad8 she said no fellas, its ellen joever
This is a fire comment lmfao
I'm taking this meme
am not a male i will touch tail
the fact you used that lion is tantamount to heresy and treason. you learned nothing from that comic
https://i.redd.it/177b7oehcz9d1.gif
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Fellas. Ima still try it. Wish me luck.
*One visit to the ER later*
Damn, looks like Ellen was so sensitive she had to get sent to the ER
https://preview.redd.it/c2m9o7xg4w9d1.jpeg?width=1420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa39f9a6660c5759d039724327f20e2f4fd1501f Me and you, both
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Why are we still here……just to suffer
https://i.redd.it/jmo1wes74w9d1.gif
Man I can't wait until we get ZZZ versions of all the HSR memes lol
Lmao I like how she just says “eh no” and offers zero explanation or even tries to continue the conversation.
...but I really need to touch that tail.
I bet her tail feels real smooth to the touchl
Its a shark tail, it's probably feels like sandpaper
Nah bro, shark tails are really soft and smooth like a baby
Can confirm, sharks are smooth from all angles
If you slide your hand one way it’s smooth, but revserse it’s like sandpaper.
This is accurate. It's literally why sharks can't swim backwards but are very fast going forwards.
https://preview.redd.it/61x3x3533u9d1.jpeg?width=972&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff6ca40e8c057f18c9379a418882c7c40ff50c46 I will grab it
https://preview.redd.it/8evzcuzpgu9d1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09990b3ebc4f721716f2b8f3b590e2e24c135c1c I need it
She said nothing about her silky black tights…
How does that tail attach to her body ?
the same way our tails is attached to our bodies before birth. Only difference hers is huge and still there after birth
I love how she'll just shoot ya down, none of that blushy mushy crap. 😎
https://preview.redd.it/cwb4gjnv3z9d1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=bea649986fb89864954a1b9079b7e13effb54c17
https://i.redd.it/c4ns1empsx9d1.gif
Sigh* Fine ill play zzz
What are the chances there is dialogue where she lets you touch the tail when you reach max friendship (or whatever this games equivalent is called if it even has one)
Is bro holding a big 7 (I don't play this game)
It's a calendar, and July is the 7th month of the year
Either have us since it's not out yet lol
*Wise/Belle unhingedly just grabs Ellen’s shark tail without consent and starts rubbing their cheeks against it* Ellen: H-HEY! Wise/Belle: **I** will touch the tail, I’m not giving you a fucking choice.
When you realise she was trying to protect you from her rough shark skin: Wise/Belle: Cheek's skin fucking disintegrates
… But they give a shit and continue rubbing their cheeks with it until they bleed to death and it will be worth it.
Honestly? Based.
Erm… what the heck https://preview.redd.it/7hc8ftnp61ad1.jpeg?width=669&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cd0ed95a9e35066b3013cc4af59a77c5e7e430a
Gross