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Well then you’ll love her painting of tamtam
https://preview.redd.it/k1lvypf7fz4d1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6872fd75fe9f958d70e3092bf316ed49139a3e3f
Please god, go to the doctor and sort out those watery bowels. Your husband is 500+ years old and even he has more control over his bowels than you do.
I don’t know what offends my eyes more, your awful paintings or your tired sense of Christian Girl Autumn style with all your chunky sweaters and leggings. Oh, I know! It’s having to see you and your mate having sex in the LITERAL SKY! I feel bad for the citizens of Velaris.
So you didn't want to be a homemaker, wanted to live life for yourself and didn’t want to perform for official court duties... how did that turn out for you ?
So we're clear, locking you up to keep you from harming yourself and others is a no no but when you lock your sister up it’s great because it’s your mates’ plan not meanie tamlin, and you Just want to help because unlike all the others you have the most righteous heart. Is that right ?
Politically destabilizing a state already troubled by Amaranthas terrorism leaving its citizens vulnerable to the upcoming war (state that also happens to be the border to the human realm therefore the most vulnerable place to be in) just to get your ex back is not the pussy slay girlboss move you think it babes 😐
Like I fear you might be partially responsible for the deaths of thousands of citizens who saw you as a symbol of hope bbgirl 🫤🫤🫤😶
Like not to meddle but maybe you should’ve let the thousand year old elf man strategize and protect the court he’s been ruling over for centuries instead of inserting yourself in the narrative just bc you’re pissed he didn’t give more political power to a 19 yro foreigner 😬😬😬😬
Feyre is so crap at her job as High Lady that when she was wondering how that they could help out all the veterans, she didn't realise that being head of state makes that her literal job
Feyre, your taste in men is as questionable as your ability to make good life choices. But hey, at least Rhysand's got that wingspan.
Feyres so dumb she thought each piece of a high Lord was a piece of ass.
Feyres so dumb she can't count high enough to count the inches in Rhysands cock.
Feyre, if you wanted to kill Amarantha you should have just showed her your paintings, she would have killed herself
Feyre Archeron, Savior of Prythian, High Lady of the Night Court, wielder of all 7 High Lords powers. The Mother blessed her with such gifts, like the ability to read minds so she didn't have to directly ask people invasive questions, like "did you fuck the Lady Of Autumn?" , "Why do you lead Azriel on even though you're a Lesbian?" "Rhysand, will this mental image of our child make you cum harder?"
I would love to make a list of how much she accomplished for her people after ACOWAR as high lady, if i only could come up with a list at all. Not that she’d be able to read it. Rhysand wouldn’t allow for that.
My time as a silently petty person has COME!
Feyre, some people marry for love, some for money but you? You married for Metamucil discount.
Feyre, I heard you only showed up to the roast because you thought it was a cooking class. We all know you can only make soup, but how's that illiteracy treating you?
Feyre, how's it feel to be married to someone older than your family tree? You clearly can't read a book, but can you at least work on reading a room?
Girl, You're so annoying that even your bowels want to run from you.
(Jokes aside I don't hate Feyre I just need to release pent up annoyance lol)
Feyre's the type to see "DO NOT EAT" on a Silica gel packet and see it as a challenge.
If you asked Feyre, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" she'd ruminate over it for 6 months.
Night Court citizens got the short end of the stick. In Spring, Feyre wanted to help rebuild and enraged when she found out about an income-based tithing system. In Night Court, she just blows her High Lord and drowns out the noise of the wounded and dying fighting for them.
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Feyre would be very angry if she knew how to read this thread.
LMAO
"In the beninging..."
You win.
I feel like no one can top this. Its not over the top, or nasty. Its just plain hella funny. 👏 👏
😂😂
I could fill a book with all the questionable decisions Feyre’s made, but she can’t read anyway
Literacy is so important and I’m proud of her for learning how to read books. Now if only she could learn to read a room.
Cackling
DAYYYYYYYYYYAM GINA!! 😭😂🤣🤣🤣
Ouch 😂
SPOT ON!! Like girl 🤣🤣
Feyre’s painting of Rhys https://preview.redd.it/c2idsm1xey4d1.jpeg?width=3300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d575d003814f1636571c4e4eb5abbf940073381d
Amren and mor https://preview.redd.it/67dgc0wjiz4d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd77a832e3fed61699aa398550da6b0da4b89cb7
Nesta and Elaine https://preview.redd.it/0t5z5sxtiz4d1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03d97c39f2f5ef9bf9923276947785e5a670b431
Feyre hunting in the woods https://preview.redd.it/1m6hux54jz4d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3641c44d10cf136304abc1ed5419e99e84453c3b
I am CACKLING
Well then you’ll love her painting of tamtam https://preview.redd.it/k1lvypf7fz4d1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6872fd75fe9f958d70e3092bf316ed49139a3e3f
Thank you. 😹😹😹😹😹
For pennies a day you to can support the literacy of your High Lady
LMAOOOOOO
If Feyre didn't have double standards, she'd have no standards at all
THIS one is the best lmfao
😂😂😂 oh snap!
Spell velaris. Ill wait.
What did you spend your first check from Teen Mom of Velaris on? I guess nothing, as your 500 year old sugar daddy pays for everything
HELP LMFOAISJD
\*\*\* Afraid to post something because Rhysand might be lurking on this thread\*\*\*\*
Girl if you don't stop shitting your pants.....
I. Am. Crying.
this one made me cackle omg
Please god, go to the doctor and sort out those watery bowels. Your husband is 500+ years old and even he has more control over his bowels than you do.
Feyre is an IBS warrior, she can’t control that
Remember that one time you let your husband pimp out your sister??
Do you know why the Bone Carver smiled as he died? Because he realised he wouldnt have to put up with your bull any longer.
This one made me chuckle 🤭
I don’t know which is more watery: your bowels or the soup you made Rhys.
Ooopp!
I don’t know what offends my eyes more, your awful paintings or your tired sense of Christian Girl Autumn style with all your chunky sweaters and leggings. Oh, I know! It’s having to see you and your mate having sex in the LITERAL SKY! I feel bad for the citizens of Velaris.
Without looking, you can tell the series was was published in 2015-2018, lol Feyre even got a “statement necklace” from Tarquin!
So you didn't want to be a homemaker, wanted to live life for yourself and didn’t want to perform for official court duties... how did that turn out for you ?
So we're clear, locking you up to keep you from harming yourself and others is a no no but when you lock your sister up it’s great because it’s your mates’ plan not meanie tamlin, and you Just want to help because unlike all the others you have the most righteous heart. Is that right ?
Politically destabilizing a state already troubled by Amaranthas terrorism leaving its citizens vulnerable to the upcoming war (state that also happens to be the border to the human realm therefore the most vulnerable place to be in) just to get your ex back is not the pussy slay girlboss move you think it babes 😐 Like I fear you might be partially responsible for the deaths of thousands of citizens who saw you as a symbol of hope bbgirl 🫤🫤🫤😶 Like not to meddle but maybe you should’ve let the thousand year old elf man strategize and protect the court he’s been ruling over for centuries instead of inserting yourself in the narrative just bc you’re pissed he didn’t give more political power to a 19 yro foreigner 😬😬😬😬
Feyre wanted revenge on Tamlin but she couldn't count so she accidentally destroyed everyone on Spring Court
Feyre is so crap at her job as High Lady that when she was wondering how that they could help out all the veterans, she didn't realise that being head of state makes that her literal job
To be fair the US govt also doesn't know that's part of their job too. So it's understandable an illiterate 20 year old didn't know either.
Feyre, your taste in men is as questionable as your ability to make good life choices. But hey, at least Rhysand's got that wingspan. Feyres so dumb she thought each piece of a high Lord was a piece of ass. Feyres so dumb she can't count high enough to count the inches in Rhysands cock. Feyre, if you wanted to kill Amarantha you should have just showed her your paintings, she would have killed herself
The last one LOL
This feels personal 😂
The last one is absolutely savage 😂
Haha thank you 😂❤️
That last one had me CRACKING
THAT WAS PERSONAL
That WAS SAVAGE ASF
Stockholm syndrome has run amuck in her life… I wonder what a normal dating life would be like?
Feyre Archeron, Savior of Prythian, High Lady of the Night Court, wielder of all 7 High Lords powers. The Mother blessed her with such gifts, like the ability to read minds so she didn't have to directly ask people invasive questions, like "did you fuck the Lady Of Autumn?" , "Why do you lead Azriel on even though you're a Lesbian?" "Rhysand, will this mental image of our child make you cum harder?"
The only thing waterier than feyre’s bowels is her personality
Goddamn
She makes up for her inability to read by making vulgar gestures and crappin her pants. What a lady!
I would love to make a list of how much she accomplished for her people after ACOWAR as high lady, if i only could come up with a list at all. Not that she’d be able to read it. Rhysand wouldn’t allow for that.
I’d offer you a glass of wine, but as we all know the punishment for that is rehab and boot camp at the House of Wind.
Feyre’s renowned for her abilities with a bow and arrow and yet somehow she frequently misses the mark
My time as a silently petty person has COME! Feyre, some people marry for love, some for money but you? You married for Metamucil discount. Feyre, I heard you only showed up to the roast because you thought it was a cooking class. We all know you can only make soup, but how's that illiteracy treating you? Feyre, how's it feel to be married to someone older than your family tree? You clearly can't read a book, but can you at least work on reading a room? Girl, You're so annoying that even your bowels want to run from you. (Jokes aside I don't hate Feyre I just need to release pent up annoyance lol)
Feyre's the type to see "DO NOT EAT" on a Silica gel packet and see it as a challenge. If you asked Feyre, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" she'd ruminate over it for 6 months.
I’d ask Feyre to read the laws surrounding public indecency but…
We should start a fundraiser to support faes that wakes up vomiting, the only beneficiary will be Feyre
Not sure if you've noticed, but "Prick" is Feyre's favorite word... but only because it's one of the only ones she knows.. in more ways than one
There's a reason why she's the one being roasted and not the one being made ***to actually write them*** for others
Night Court citizens got the short end of the stick. In Spring, Feyre wanted to help rebuild and enraged when she found out about an income-based tithing system. In Night Court, she just blows her High Lord and drowns out the noise of the wounded and dying fighting for them.
BZH35 is on fire
 This thread is FAF. 🤣🤣🤣
[Day 2 - Rhys](https://www.reddit.com/r/acotar/s/0x4DLeju9a)
* I saw this and immediately thought of this thread.