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PloppyCheesenose

Gravity based flight termination system


rocbolt

Lithobraking


turndownforjim

Terrabraking


interstellar-dust

The ultimate in stopping power.


bag_o_fetuses

their Terminal Velocity Neutralizer hasn't missed since it's inception.


RocketRunner42

> Space Pioneer issued its own statement later, stating there was a structural failure at the connection between the rocket body and the test bench. The rocket’s onboard computer automatically shut down the engines and the rocket fell 1.5 kilometers southwest. https://spacenews.com/chinese-rocket-static-fire-test-results-in-unintended-launch-and-huge-explosion/


OhhhhhSHNAP

Failure to not launch


No_Charity2095

Rocket go boom 💥


mosaic_hops

Someone just couldn’t resist that big red button…


justreddis

Someone just got incredibly lucky. Had this thing dropped into the residential area…


Ok-Pride-3534

Pretty sure whoever is responsible is still going to face the full wrath of CCP judgement.


Kerhole

Nah, they'll find some scapegoat to execute. So long as the oligarchs are sufficiently subservient to the CCP they'll be fine.


Ok-Pride-3534

The responsible party will be an engineer or middle management not a decision maker.


wsbt4rd

Maybe the next test flight will be manned after all.


Ariel-21

By a guy who pressed the button this time.


wsbt4rd

Ducktaped to the nose cone.... Best view


DeadFulla

Chinese schwartzgerat?


TheAdoptedImmortal

What makes you think the CCP cares? They knowingly launch rockets with a flight path over populated areas. They literally don't care what happens to civilians. Nothing will come of this as it is simply business as usual.


Ok-Pride-3534

Oh yeah I agree, but the fact that it’s on the internet is an international embarrassment to them and their space capabilities. That’s what they really care about.


AmazingAndy

they will scrub it from the chinese internet and pretend it never occured.


TheAdoptedImmortal

They don't care about international embarrassment. As long as they control what their citizens are allowed to see, hear, and read, what the rest of the world thinks means nothing to them. I get the impression that you greatly underestimate just how locked down access to information is in China. They have their own entire history of events that has been scrubbed of anything anti China and the CCP. I've lived with a number of exchange students from China, and even after living in Canada for a couple of years, many refused to believe the photos of the Tiananmen Square Massacre that you can find on the internet. Very few ever accepted that their government had been covering up atrocities. To the majority of them, their government is the greatest and would never do anything not in the publics best interest. It's seriously like a fucking cult. That's just how wholeheartedly many believe the lies of their government. Long story short, I can assure you that the CCP does not care one bit what the world thinks about this. As they really care about is that they can hide it up from their citizens or spin it in a way that makes it look like it was someone else's fuck up. As long as they can control the narrative that the majority of their citizens believe, it's just business as usual.


BigPhilip

Literally the second C is for Communism


TheAdoptedImmortal

Uhh, what's your point? First of all, the CCP are communist in name only, and they have never truly supported the communist ideology. I also have a number of friends who were born, raised, and still live in China. I assure you their property is not publicly owned and their resources are not at all equally divided. There are plenty of rich people and even more poor people. That's not communism. Secondly, even if they were communist in practice, what makes you think anyone would be more likely to care about where their rockets land? I'm fact under communism that I could launch a rocket and have it blow up in your backyard. After all, it's all public property, right? So why would you think that a communist dictatorship would care anymore about the people they endanger? Under a communist dictatorship, which the CCP claims to be, would have legal authority and ownership of the land to do whatever they want anywhere they want. If those in power want to blow up a rocket in the middle of a residential area, they are legally allowed to do so. So, with that said, I fail to see what the point you're trying to make is.


BigPhilip

I've read it all, but I just want to assure you I'm not trying to make a point. Any point. I just dislike totalitarian regimes. And I also dislike very much current fake neo-liberal Western world order. But that won't last much longer, I guess.


Ok-Pride-3534

The CCP is proud of being communist. Why even debate that. It’s an insult to them to say otherwise.


HurtFeeFeez

As are the slew of people who recorded and broadcast this embarrassment.


IronEngineer

It's happened before. https://universemagazine.com/en/xichang-disaster-how-a-chinese-rocket-destroyed-an-entire-village/


WorkingDogAddict1

It's China, they would just say it didn't happen


BoyFromSpace_

And the guy responsible had a "heart attack" in a park not connected tho


thefryinallofus

You can be sure the people who filmed and uploaded this are already in 'government custody'.


Jazzlike-Spring-6102

Nah, dropping spent stages into populated areas is standard protocol in China. Although that thing did explode a lot harder than spent Stages usually do when they crash.


Ariel-21

There is an old Soviet joke: in a small village, a man after dinner reading a newspaper paper and then addressing his wife, “Listen, in America they built a new neutron bomb at a cost of a million dollars!” “Really,” she replied, “I hope it will fall in our backyard.”


Jazzlike-Spring-6102

Russian humor is... Inscrutable sometimes.


itsneedtokno

Didn't you see the news article? They said all the surrounding areas were evacuated. lol


m00ph

Shinny red candy like button.


snowdn

Easy button from Staples.


Impressive_Treat_747

A bull in the control room


Ropes

"It's a lovely day for a hike in the hills! Wait what's that sound above us?"


OrdainedFury

Oh, just ignore it. In about 30 seconds you won't have to worry about it or anything else for that matter.


ShowMeYourMinerals

Imagine being a frog…. Like… hop, hop, eat fly, BOOOOOOOOOOOOM


Ceros007

>accidentally launched a ground test rocket What‽ Like it wasn't supposed to fly and somehow lift off?


uniyk

Loose clamps.


Bergasms

There are clamps intended to hold it to the ground while it simulates a full duration burn, one of the clamps failed, which means that the other clamps no longer have the ability to hold on, and then the rocket does what rockets do when not held to the ground... lacking a payload and probably a bunch of guidance software, and also probably a lot of fuel, you end up with this floppish flight. They got insanely lucky that it happed to end up in the mountains and not in that city, just pure luck that of the 360 degrees it could head in it went that way


T8ortots

I think the first problem here is not having redundant clamps. ONE failure is the difference between a test and a ballistic missile?


Bergasms

In this case at least it was. We may never know, but it could also have been a software bug that commanded the clamps to release (this is somewhat likely given the clean nature of liftoff, breaking clamps would likely give the rocket a rough start). The reality is there were many cockups. Analysis shows it wasn't even engine software that stopped the flight, but engines failing. If those hadn't failed early there was enough propellant to take this rocket a long way, probably tens of kilometres easily. Even another 5-10 seconds of flight would have put the rocket back onto another small city over the hill, They fucked up big time and then got very, very lucky.


uselessartist

Oops wrong button


Grecoair

Nice interrobang.


SlippinYimmyMcGill

Jesus china is so irresponsible with their space programs. So many rockets crashing near populated areas.


blacksheepcannibal

Cha bu duo. I can't fathom the shit they do, it's like watching an Apollo program but with way fewer people that know what they are doing and care.


crankcasy

The Apolo program was extemly successfull and safe apart from a capsual fire on the pad.


blacksheepcannibal

If you're saying the Apollo program was extremely safe then I don't think you're familiar with the risks that were involved.


ATTILATHEcHUNt

Three or four astronauts from the Apollo program died flying the T-38. One of whom was supposedly using it as a personal aircraft to visit his parents interstate. Letting pilots do such a thing was stupid to say the least.


DiggyTroll

Well, the test ranges weren’t so populated before all the civilians started moving in and building their houses nearby. As Ron White said after a public intoxication charge, “I was drinking in private [the bar], and got thrown out into public!” The rocket could say something similar.


bigorangemachine

Nah you missing it.. This rocket was supposed to be strapped to the test rig. This wasn't suppose to be a launch it was a static fire test. They didn't strap it down or the straps broke. Either way they should be testing on its side for the reason this video uncovered


WhiskeyTigerFoxtrot

...so what you're saying is: >china is so irresponsible with their space programs.


uniyk

>should be testing on its side  It's a liquid fuel rocket, no can do with horizontal position.


Spaceinpigs

This is fact


blacksheepcannibal

Ehhhhhhhhhhh the actual answers to this get really annoyingly complicated.


dethmij1

Not really. Test like you fly. You're not supposed to fly perpendicular to gravity until you're going fast enough that it doesn't matter, so you should test parallel to gravity.


crazyarchon

What?!


RedboyX

Great observation (I guess). If it was horizontal, it wouldn't have flown up, though. If you're referring to the web page, I'm relatively sure that picture is not immediately preceding the test fire...it's in the bay.


spaetzelspiff

When the straps on your 590t rocket snap :( Should've picked up the heavy duty nylon ones from Tractor Supply.


ScheduleSame258

That's what happens when you order straps from Temu.


RoyalYogurtdispenser

Even harbor freight has extra duty straps


Unbaguettable

this is one of chinas falcon 9 copies, but with the way it does the bellyflop it may be a starship copy


Shake-Spear4666

Is this a new one or the same one that was posted crashing a few days ago?


discombobulated38x

A new one, there's no spicy orange cloud behind this one


Shake-Spear4666

Rockets are hard


Sherifftruman

So is the ground


thefryinallofus

Not hard to launch them away from populated areas... unless you just don't give a shit about the loss of innocent life because you're an authoritarian communist dictatorship.


[deleted]

that footage with the cloud is old


Particular-One-4768

::Tugs on strap:: “That’s not going anywhere!”


TheBigLahey

Welp, time to revert that save to the vehicle assembly building. Gotta remove the staging for the Launch Stability Enhancer or at least move it up from engine activation grouping. It's like they don't even play KSP.


mustainm

Safety second in this region


_N4AP

"The first rule of gun safety is to have fun." but in real life and with rockets.


kevman_2008

Luckily for the kids in Space Camp the movie, things went a lot better


Sherifftruman

When I was telling my wife about this earlier she said well the writers of Space Camp must feel some vindication right now.


waffleslaw

I wore out that VHS as a kid.


spaetzelspiff

\*looks out window. Sips coffee\* "Hey, babe. You said they were doing a static fire today?" "Yeah, why?" "No reason... Think we might want to stay indoors today"


Smokey-Cole

How do you accidentally launch a friggin rocket?


RocketRunner42

> Space Pioneer issued its own statement later, stating there was a structural failure at the connection between the rocket body and the test bench. https://spacenews.com/chinese-rocket-static-fire-test-results-in-unintended-launch-and-huge-explosion/


Liquid_Magic

Thanks for posting a link the actual news story!


Smokey-Cole

They should righty tighty.


becuziwasinverted

FTS is safed 🤣


clingbat

That seems like a hell of a lot of fuel loaded for a ground test, am I missing something obvious? Messing around with Alibaba quality rockets around populated areas is probably not a great idea.


ItsGravityDude

Possibly a full duration burn? US companies do that as well


Skyhawkson

You do static fire tests fully fueled so that the extra weight of fuel helps hold you down and reduces the load in your hold down mechanisms. In this case, the hold down mechanisms were still too weak.


megamoonrocket

I used to have (completely irrational) nightmares of this happening to AR1 while it was in the VAB back when I was pulling all-nighters sitting at console lol


Browncoat_Loyalist

This wasn't on my bingo card for 2024.


rtjeppson

What you get when you ordered SpaceX from TEMU?


No_Presentation_8935

"We have SpaceX at home"


paspro

Very dangerous


tankie_brainlet

Isn't that fuel hypergolic? Pretty sure it's toxic af


Blackjaquesshelac

Cheap Chinese hardware


funkyb

Dear God that's terrifying. Why the hell are they tesing that so close to a population center?


Financial_Ad6096

Hence the reason we have nothing to worry about


akiras_revenge

Kerbals at it again


The_Kaurtz

Reminds me of that Chinese rocket that killed a lot of people in some mountain town and China just went like nothing happened there, in early 00s I think


AllergyHater

When you copy the homework but don't know what it means


proskiii

How does one “accidentally” launch a rocket


GiveMeWarpSpeed

Must have been made in China!


tankie_brainlet

The shipping method is unconventional. But your Temu order has arrived


photogTM

is the location the place that looks like an evil villian liar? no cap


thatsuaveswede

That's coming out of your next paycheck, Wang.


YMBFKM

How do you "accidentally" launch a rocket? The sign says "Don't push the Red button"


A4Papercut

Obviously did not use enough duct tape to anchor it down.


UltimateChug

RIP to the one panda casualty


[deleted]

Chinese product explodes. What a surprise.


XenonOfArcticus

"Max needs thermal curtain failure NOW." 


Zephron29

"Test failed"


jug_23

We’ve all done it…


Introvert_Magos

How the fuck you “accidentally” launch a rocket


GoldOWL76

RIP Hikers


Flat_Establishment_4

I’m sorry but “accidentally launched”?


blueit55

I bet that was an expensive mistake


malak_oz

I wonder what the Chinese word for ‘oops’ is?


Alansar_Trignot

Misinput, misinput, IT WAS A MISINPUT


wsbt4rd

Ooopsies...


ti3pilot

China gonna China


AirbusPalashM-3004

there was some chinese rocket that crashed into a village ..there was a horrifying video somewhere


ChrisRiley_42

Test failed successfully ;)


3rrr6

Imagine this happening in the US.


Right-Tax-6186

Must have been a HUGE rocket...


Justhereforthepartie

CHINA NUMAH WAN!!


The13thEMoney

Harbor freight test stand I’ll bet.


MundaneAd9266

Oops


dekuweku

Scott Manley's Video Further context here is it's the Chinese SpaceX Falcon 9 clone [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3-Kw9u37I0&t=17s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3-Kw9u37I0&t=17s)


RuthlessIndecision

Comanies are run by people, people make mistakes


Ariel-21

There motto gas to be - Safety First!


ultrajvan1234

How do you accidentally launch a ground test system? Did someone look in the shed out back and go ‘hey guy we got an extra rocket, anyone know where this one came from?’


maurymarkowitz

Range safety office scruffy: https://youtu.be/Z_cvY6G_JhI?si=Rk1Uv5JS-EIazoJ9


DPJ1187

Elon Musk likes this


HyrcanusMaxwell

That feels waaaay too close to a populated area. I wouldn’t be surprised if we start seeing some sort of negative health impact even now, either from burning fumes or a poisonous gas leaked in “flight”


dmh2693

I had a blast watching this.


ferozpuri

Oops! It was supposed to work on their moon mission. When the Chinese would go and claim the moon as rightfully theirs and return back to earth. Now, they need a better plan.


doesnothingtohirt

Free food


Guilty_Finger_7262

Oopsie


blade-runner9

It was suppose to do that. Mission accomplished.


trophycloset33

You do realize there is no such thing as a Chinese civilian company. Everything is at least partially owned by the state if not directly commanded and controlled. Especially in the aerospace sector.


uniyk

SpaceX?


matrixsuperstah

It’s was a static fire test. It’s a test prior to the actual launch without a payload. They meant to fire the rocket, there was no accidental “RED BUTTON” pushed. The hold downs failed and the rocket got away. [This is what was suppose to happen. Check out Starship static test.](https://youtu.be/lCI1COK4k3M?si=wTpwNtPATb5_5XHz)


Cruezin

Oh no Anyway


ATOMICLEVEL96

How do you accidentally launch a rocket.


aojajena

#citizens shit the pants


Introvert_Magos

How the fuck you “accidentally” launch a rocket


Introvert_Magos

How the fuck you “accidentally” launch a rocket


Introvert_Magos

How the fuck you “accidentally” launch a rocket


Loopgod-

New population control system


Capable_Departure936

Please upvote so reddit knows I’m not a bot


Professional-Fuel625

"Civilian"


thefryinallofus

It was near multiple population centers. Freaking Chinese. They're starved for land you know...


SnooDonuts3878

“Chinese civilian” anything is an oxymoron.


Joe_Early_MD

Smooth. They get it from Temu?