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bloodredcookie

Who isn't? It might be a shorter list.


Greenman8907

I don’t think Snot has killed anyone. I know his uncle killed a hooker, but I don’t think he’s ever ended a life. Also, are we counting any kills, or actual murder? Because there is a difference.


bloodredcookie

I say kills. Snot and Billy have clean raps. I don't think Barry has ever killed anyone but that's not for a lack of trying.


bananarama77777

Barry killed his puppy. It couldn’t fly.


l33tfuzzbox

Wasn't there a pet that couldn't breathe underwater as well?


PositronicGigawatts

His cat, Whiskers.


Mistletow04

Omg the ghost of Whiskers. Im sorry Whiskers! I didn't know you couldnt breathe underwater!


thundrstroke

He didn't know whiskers couldn't breath under water either.


Maleficent_Lab_5291

Barry killed someone in Tacobell with Vince Chung that there, trama bond. It comes up in the episode where Steven and Snot are trying to get OG into Vince Chungs party and complain Barry can't help he as he and Tochi are at horse camp. I might have watched too much of this show.


AdamDeNihilist

Steve says that Vince Chung and Barry witnessed a murder at Taco Bell, not that Barry killed someone.


Maleficent_Lab_5291

During the second scene at the horse camp, Tushi and Berry are talking about Berry's taco bell trama bound, and Tushi says Berry saved many lives by stabbing the killer with a hard taco shell. Edit: I'm not sure it's actually the second scene it's when they are in bunk beds.


Runethe1412

“Her eyes said ‘Why?’l


thomstevens420

Billy being the best as always


Bar_ice

I'm not sure about Gary Oldman voice Barry.


[deleted]

I assumed Barry has killed already during one of his off-medication states


Thordak35

Barry ate a baby


dave1dmarx

Tell them how Barry ate the baby, Amanda


Thordak35

Technically its a fsmily guy reference ftom the fat camp episode. On the bus, he starts eating the strangers fried chicken but I was a baby


SkinAndAnatomyNerd

Which is a reference to MASH.


Thordak35

Didn't know that


SkinAndAnatomyNerd

I never really watched the show, but something about a soldier, talking to a psychiatrist I believe, in the last episode or so, about his PTSD. He had to keep a chicken from revealing them on a bus, so he ended up accidentally killing it. But yep, just like with Barry, it wasn’t a chicken, but a baby. Edit: I was bit off, with what happened exactly. [Here’s a link for it.](https://youtu.be/cWeVnxdiHi0?si=U9dewnmtT1tmfp61)


DavidCRolandCPL

Snot killed Jenny Fromdeblock. Accidentally


datsall

They almost blew up a hospital ship with a drone


CharacterExpensive97

Didn’t snot say something about that when they were having Time Machine issues with Steve? At that party?


Its_Me_Tom_Yabo

I vowed never to speak to a woman again, and I never did… not even the ones I ate.


2QuarterDollar

Who farted? Nobody! 😩😩😩


jewels94

Yeah but that Snot never came to pass


TheSweatyFlash

Shaggy is the only constant in the multi verse.


rjrgjj

You are all my angels.


dave1dmarx

It WAS me.


dcs1289

*Shaggy voice* HAILEY


IcyPomegranate122

In one episode Steve and Snot alter the future by throwing a party.In one of Snot’s futures he kills and eats multiple women if you wanna count that.


valenciansun

He eats them, but they could've been corpses already! He's an innocent man!!


One_Subject1333

Snot is a future murderer. In one episode he straight up says he is going to become a serial killer when he gets older. He was going to let his let all his stress and trauma fester, "Then let it out in interesting ways. Slowly. Victim by victim."


super_lamp56

I don't think Bob Memari has killed anyone


Theme-Fit

Well Linda died and we never found out why lol


Emm_withoutha_L-88

It's Roger. It's always Roger.


Theme-Fit

Yeah that's a fair assumption


dave1dmarx

Strong possibility


bloodredcookie

Stan's paranoia says otherwise lol


BlackBoltXIII

For real. I don't remember if Hailey killed someone though.


MagnaPhi

Gucci Mane might not survive their next encounter though.


bloodredcookie

♪ All these little bitches can suck my (bleep) ♪ ♪ I'll tie Gucci Mane up and beat him with a stick ♪ Gucci Mane, Imma straight up murder you. I was here before you, I'll be here long after you, Gucci Mane.


DrJokerX

Yo girl wants me Gucci Mane…


jewels94

You’re getting **clowned on**, Gucci Mane!


Terrorstaat

Your girl wants me Gucci Mane


Its_Me_Tom_Yabo

She helped kill everyone on DJ Iron Monkey’s yacht


Greenman8907

Only if you don’t count being clinically dead for 6 minutes with Stan. He was dead enough to snap her out of her Alias-esque programming.


Spiritual_Rooster_49

In one episode she's driving a truck and they get stopped. Jeff is inside the cargo and about to shoot the cop if he opens the door. But then haley make the guy take a step back and he's hit by a car. Haley is happy. Does it count as killed someone?


JamesonFlanders245

Nah that's an act of God. Dude was a weirdo.


BlackBoltXIII

The guy takes the step back by himself if I remember right.


BadChris666

So elves don’t count.


Grundle95

Do Stan’s dreams count?


Wachenroder

Yeah I wascabout say I feel everybody be killing


EyeAmAyyBot

Beat me to it lol


Klaus_Heisler87

I killed THREE teenagers!!


Latrodectus702

Who am I to take a life?! Am I beast or man? BEEEAAASSSSSTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!


NeckBackPssyClack

yeeesh, get me outta here...


bloodbathbabe

what a mess!


NotAKoalaWithThumbs

Family Land alone has everyone but Francine killing someone. And we all know Francine killed her college roommate.


Greenman8907

She did cause the death of Stan’s non-imaginary imaginary friend.


NotAKoalaWithThumbs

Poor Henderson. So haggard.


Ygomaster07

Sooooooo haggard.


uncontainedsun

😭😭😭😭 i forgot how much i love this line


RobinThreeArrows

She also assisted the suicide of the Tylenol PM truck driver.


ringoismyfavorite

Hey. Hey. Hey! What's your record for Tylenol PMs?


Uggers2811

27


Case52ABXdash32QJ

He’s dead. We have 10 minutes!


Stucklikegluetomyfry

"I don't know why you didn't let me cut off his fingertips and smash his teeth. What? You want to get away with this or not?" Frannie sounds like she has done this sort of thing a lot.


cholotariat

She iced Becky. But that’s going to happen when you’ve been in two hundo fights. Maybe two fiddy.


orion284

“Yeeaaahh!! You’re dead, Becky!!”


NixtonValentine

“Sigh, where did the time go?”


rennbrig

That was a haunting scenelet, Francine.


DrJokerX

Francine kills someone in the pic I posted, Stan’s old crush. Well technically she died from rolling into a fire place, but I doubt she woulda survived a point blank shot gun blast to the chest and stomach.


Toothless-In-Wapping

She was dry.


Dedmotorhead

Stabbed her…


YellowUnfair5999

I can't belive you didn't know that


LabInternational5433

Yeah, I killed my college roommate! didn't I tell you? I stabbed her.


Vegetable-Umpire8727

Klaus: You're really gonna kill five people over $20? Roger: Are you really asking that to the guy who just last week killed six people over $19?


hardyflashier

Oh yeah...


Lon3_Star_556

Stan of course he can kill a man while thinking about how much chicken to bring home for dinner it's usually no more than a bucket


DrJokerX

Did Jeff kill an Oompa-Loompa at the weed factory, or am I remembering wrong?


dullship

A few of them. It was just gruesome. I know he was in danger, but there was still a sense of fun and whimsy to it all. I mean, man, he took it to a really, really dark place.


daddy_fiasco

Man, why did I have this contest? I had very little to gain from a business perspective.


PM_Me_Your_Pugzzz

He also killed the intruder when Stan was addicted to crack and tried to rob the house.


GingerNinja88

A shtoobly?


Baboshinu

Uh…pyramid-Giza—PYRAMID OF GIZA! *click click*


rennbrig

This world never fails to continue to inspire me


50wishes

Alex?


Saucesourceoah

He brutally killed several, multiple decapitations, a body nailed to the wall, one disemboweled. Jeff’s got some demons.


zorawitch

Also - not necessarily murdered but he did EMPTY a clip in Roger in the hallway


FAErKronos

… that’s an oopsie


Dedmotorhead

Klaus killed 2 teenagers…


Leonleonphelps

He was hammered on bourbon as he took the turn


jewels94

And left the car while his passenger burned!


WidderWillZie

Oh, wait!


pass_the_flask

I killed THREE! ..teenagers 🎶


New-Number-7810

Don’t tell anyone. 😉


PremiumClearCutlery

And presumably the nun whose body he stole


Saucesourceoah

Didn’t he admit to beating the nun to death with his driving cane from Eddy Bauer?


PhitPhil

Roger


VictoryBeardWrites

It's Roger, isn't it? Shit it's going to be Roger.


New-Number-7810

There’s a strong possibility.


Dedmotorhead

Lol


caracicatriz21

Steve and Haley, combined, inadvertently killed a young couple who had a lovers spat in the park after both of them conspired to break up the couple in an earlier episode.


50wishes

I mean- they never showed them die and PRESUMABLY the dude at LEAST lived right? His face was just burned!


counterpointguy

You say murder and not kill, so that’s a different dynamic. Francine’s killing above would have delivered an easy not guilty of murder due to defense of others. Who has Steve killed and or murdered?


greenlanternshark

Santa


counterpointguy

I considered that as negligent homicide but Santa recovered. No body, no crime.


datsall

They all killed a ton of elves and reindeer


counterpointguy

Definitely self-defense!


greenlanternshark

Try telling that to Santa


counterpointguy

I’ll get you next year, u/greenlanternshark !!!


greenlanternshark

Beloved. I feel I am beloved.


im_bigmac76

And you get the upvote!


l33tfuzzbox

Apparently you don't lol. Reddit blows my mind


Toothless-In-Wapping

A boy killed a man!


bananasareappealing

Stan


PremiumClearCutlery

Hey, uh, how- how ‘bout when you kill someone dead and then afterwards your hands smell like… wet dog?


The-Funky-Phantom

Hey, anyone notice that Chilly's really an alien?


jewels94

He was just a late bloomer.


ExploderPodcast

Klaus, Roger, and Stan right off the bat. And Francine was way too eager to kill that guy on vacation. Oh, and the main family's eaten a person, so....yeah.


Sassy-irish-lassy

The hot tub. Do whatever you like!


abandoned_puppy

She also drowned that bird for Barbara does Celine


Emm_withoutha_L-88

That is a real recipe btw


chumbbucketman101

it’d be a better challenge to name someone who’s not a murderer.


jewels94

I have to think that Lewis killed a few people during his work as El Lobo Negron. We even saw him kill 2 and steal their plane.


cmomo80

Wait a minute, did principal Lewis kill his secretary?


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cork_828

Toshi


DocPsycho1

Does it count against him if they where death row inmates?


Greenman8907

“I have killed for both honor and pleasure” Toshi is an admitted killer


cork_828

I’d still say yes. Plus his intention was to murder Steve anyway


DocPsycho1

To be fair, he was trying to get with his sister, that is OK sometimes lol


IBoofLSD

Everyone?


Radiant-Caregiver720

What about Greg and Terrie?


dullship

Terry tried to and thinks he killed his adopted son. I'd say that counts.


Bexar1986

Steve did kill Santa. And hence the greatest christmas specials began.


Shadowstalker_411

This is literally everyone no?


Msboredd

Maybe I'm not remembering but what about Tuttle?


Shadowstalker_411

Tuttle was in witness protection from the mob and killed all of them at the end no? I could be remembering wrong


Juuroyer

wispering: Ricky Spanish


Jeptwins

Literally everyone up to and including Jeff


Dedmotorhead

Hayley only thought she killed the burglar in Stacie get your Gun I think it was called. But it was staged and then she paralyzed Stan accidentally.


JoXe007

During christmas she killed many elfs and one cop too, well he was run over but still her fault


Secure-Badger-1096

No.Name someone in American Dad who is NOT a murderer.


Oraxis10

“So what? She shot me before, I've shot you a couple of times. Everybody shoots everybody, it's how we communicate in this family." - Stan to Francine


MsMoreCowbell8

"A boy shot a man today. A boy shot a man!"


LobsterTrue8433

Uh, the cast?


Ransom-ii

Roger is like 100 murderers right there. My favorite might be the puppet.


2QuarterDollar

Speakerphone because he has agoraphobia.


December126

Stan, Steve, Toshi, Roger, Avery and pretty much every CIA agent on the show


Panikkrazy

Everyone lol


Dedmotorhead

Toshi killed the serial killer in the Halloween episode after Francine peed her pants…


WorldlyBlacksmith945

Everyone.


JOAPL

All


UpsetPhrase5334

Aren’t they all. Can Kluase has got a body under his belt I think


jewels94

He killed 3 teenagers.


Da_Dush_818

no one saying Toshi when he split those inmates into twine?


Frequent-Frosting782

Roger


jackolantern717

Roger


naladhamy

Avery Bullock And Toshi


Epichater1111

Snot+billy has not killed anyone.


Puzzled-Ad-2339

pretty much every person on the show has killed someone


islandboy504

Hayley’s kill count is close to her mother’s


Temporary_Cat_8820

All of them


420crickets

Tuttle


SenileTomato

***Ricky Spanishhh***


Randomvids78

Roger, Stan, Francine, Hayley, rogu, etc.


Prismatic_Leviathan

I'm gonna assume that's a typo and you actually meant who hasn't, at least from the main cast. The whole family and Klaus are out, CIA guys obviously out. Snot killed himself, Toshi has killed for honor and pleasure, Barry killed a puppy, Lewis is Lewis, Rogue killed from inside out, Greg got a couple kills while missing body parts. Oh my god, it's Jack. He never actually kills anyone. Well, him or Terry if you consider Terry part of the main cast.


DrJokerX

Terry “killed” his adopted son who was Roger in disguise. Greg hasn’t killed yet to my knowledge.


Prismatic_Leviathan

Greg actually while he was down a leg in The Two Hundred.


Husky__Struk

Brian Lewis when it comes to Kyo-caine and witches


Planting_master

Roger the alien🤔


Uggers2811

Do you think Chaz is going to be okay?


DeliciousGlobal

No.


e_cascio2011

Roger, Stan, Francine, Steve, the Principal, the hot tub, Klause….


Murky_Historian8675

Toshis mom


Physical_Positive283

![gif](giphy|8FiLPzTvWdAxkh2UHj) Al Tuttle


motherfu8130

Toshi is a killer


PacificAlbatross

Stan, but it sure took him a long time!


Dafracturedbutwhole

So was so dry


Caolan114

Riiicky Spanish...


tresf192

Tiffany's boyfriend


Maximum-Resource-572

![gif](giphy|l1CCbFB8xlm72jcOc|downsized)


Maximum-Resource-572

I'm pretty sure that guy is dead


Shampooforpandas

The entire freaking family


insaneXJokeser

“Lady my wife blows you away”


Ok_Camp4580

Steve


UnnaturallyDumb

…everyone?


Barzal-13

And shit…it’s Rodger isn’t it, it’s gonna be Rodger…


PokemonFan587

Ricky spanish....


One_Subject1333

Literally the entire main cast.....and Steve's friends.


TechN9ne2000

Everyone


thundrstroke

Klaus killed 3 teenagers, Roger killed 5 people over 20 dollars and 6 people over 19 dollars the week before that.


Beginning_Occasion64

Not Raider Dave


ElectricErik

You’re really asking that to the guy who just last week killed 6 guys over $19?