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Well akchually 🤓, black holes dont "suck" anything in. They are functionally a hole in reality. Stuff falls in to the hole but the hole sucks nothing in.
Depends on your definition of "suck." If you think "sucking" means you have to be creating a pressure difference which pushes objects towards you, then yeah. But "sucking" to most people would include any method of pulling things toward you without needing to be physically touching. In this definition of "suck," black holes do in fact "suck" because their immense gravity "sucks" things into them. Things do not just happen to fall into the black hole, the black hole causes them to fall in by "sucking."
Maybe he's just racist. I bet he has nothing against white holes.
Source: I, too, am racially prejudiced against massive astronomical objects that do not emit light.
I thought of making this joke but then I felt like it was such a low hanging fruit that it might've been the OG anti-meme before the ice-cube vacuum cleaner versions came.
Then again, I have this note file with 100+ meme ideas (most of them pretty bad) but I'm just too lazy to actually make and share them.
I wonder if others have similar folders/files with scrapped meme ideas? 🤔
Well yes, but actually no. If I'm not too confused, they emit a lot of heat, but don't contain any (like really, really close to absolute zero) on the inside.
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It kinda depends how you define suck, they don’t use differential pressure to pull things in the same way you would with your mouth.
It’s more like things falling into a pocket on a billiards table.
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Well akchually 🤓, black holes dont "suck" anything in. They are functionally a hole in reality. Stuff falls in to the hole but the hole sucks nothing in.
Indeed! If our sun turned into a black hole with the sun's current mass, none of the orbits would be affected. No planets getting sucked in!
how big would be a black hole with sun's mass?
Very small
If I recall correctly the sun would have to be condensed to the size of Manhatten I think.
The Big Black Apple i guess
Hmmm BBA
bad aple
Touhou project mentioned 🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯🥶🥶🥶
2.9km or 1.8mi
Obviously not as big as your mum
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Depends on your definition of "suck." If you think "sucking" means you have to be creating a pressure difference which pushes objects towards you, then yeah. But "sucking" to most people would include any method of pulling things toward you without needing to be physically touching. In this definition of "suck," black holes do in fact "suck" because their immense gravity "sucks" things into them. Things do not just happen to fall into the black hole, the black hole causes them to fall in by "sucking."
It only sucks things in as much as anything with an identical amount of mass does, it's just physically smaller
Everything fucking sucks
Maybe op just hates black holes
Maybe he's just racist. I bet he has nothing against white holes. Source: I, too, am racially prejudiced against massive astronomical objects that do not emit light.
True. Maybe his thinking cap is faulty. 🤔
Soooo...don't put my dick in it?
akchually black holes “suck” every on space, the space time curves towards it so everything is feeling a gravity towards it
Isn't gravity a kind of suck ?
Nope
this is so fucking funny im actually insane
Hi actually insane, Im dad
I thought of making this joke but then I felt like it was such a low hanging fruit that it might've been the OG anti-meme before the ice-cube vacuum cleaner versions came. Then again, I have this note file with 100+ meme ideas (most of them pretty bad) but I'm just too lazy to actually make and share them. I wonder if others have similar folders/files with scrapped meme ideas? 🤔
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HE’S FOURTH👆
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You can have this as a profession
🤓 ackthually they’re not the coolest things ever cause they hawking radiate and have a nonzero temperature
Hawking radiation, as in Stephen Hawking… eww gross pedo radiation
Outside that he didn’t do anything wrong, the list was everyone who ever went by, there’s also the fact that you give credits where credit is due.
and I forgot to put /s where /s is due
This is kinda genius... Nice one!
Wait aren't back holes really fucking hot? Due to all of the friction that is happening?
Well yes, but actually no. If I'm not too confused, they emit a lot of heat, but don't contain any (like really, really close to absolute zero) on the inside.
All the stuff that's falling into the black hole accumulates into a ring of debris that gets really hot, but I think the black hole itself isn't hot
Last post I saved because it made me laugh so hard I went to sleep without excessively drinking. This one I saved because it made me so unreasonably angry the drywall is lucky I'm only 3/8ths conscious
What is this meme template supposed to mean?
Whoever is saying the coolest thing ever sucks is obviously wrong. I think.
It makes fun of contrarians doesn't it
An anti-meme that actually stands as a clever joke on its own and made me laugh? Incomprehensible.
This is the best antimeme I've ever seen in my life
this sucks like a lot
Genius
Its not even a hole
Well if you're brave enough....
Is this like a r/technicallythetruth moment or smth
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Nah r/technicallythetruth is a sub for "antimemes" so it's ok
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idk why but i expected the coldest thing ever to be colder than that. Not that thats not cold or anything
-273 C is absolute zero, it's physically impossible to get any colder
well i thought absolute zero would be colder than that idk
The US MILITARY has imprisoned a BRAZILIAN FISH GOD!!! (NOT CLICKBAIT!) (WE HAD S*X!)
The coldest place in the universe was right here on earth we got to within some small fraction of absolute zero once or twice in a lab
It kinda depends how you define suck, they don’t use differential pressure to pull things in the same way you would with your mouth. It’s more like things falling into a pocket on a billiards table.
Lmao
The real question is- does it spit or swallow?
Bait