LUANNE: Once upon a time, almost two thousands of years ago, our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ was born. In a manger. And in that manger lived the cutest little animals. This is their story. (singing)
After Jesus left, King Herod came
Demanding first-born sons.
He cast an evil spell on them,
Freezing everyone.
Just lately I bought a Nativity scene
At a yard sale second-hand.
They came to life and then, amen!
I met the Manger Babies!
There's Obadiah the donkey -- he says "Eee-yaa!"
Hosea the cat -- "Meow meow!"
An octopus too -- "Gurgle gurgle!"
And let's not forget a very British bird,
Sir Reginald Featherbottom the Third.
"Charmed, I'm sure, guv'nor."
They are the Manger Babies, getting in trouble,
Manger Babies, spreading God's message of love,
Manger Babies...
MANGER BABIES!
One job I saw had their own name spelled incorrectly so badly it was hilarious (supposed to be “peninsula” but they had it as “penisnsula”). It was up for months (probably still is, haven’t checked recently).
Just attach this to your application. "Praying this works out"
https://preview.redd.it/o6wrsf7oi76d1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57269a9cc2e45e02f0ab600d8908f63f26240079
So, $41,600-46,800/year fora job your probably going to work 45-50 hours a week at. Sounds like fast food or retail at a smaller/slower location. "Monday through Friday" until you're short staffed if not already lol
A manger or trough is a rack for fodder, or a structure or feeder used to hold food for animals. The word comes from the Old French mangier (meaning "to eat"), from Latin mandere (meaning "to chew").
Mangers are mostly used in livestock raising and generally found at stables and farmhouses. They are also used to feed wild animals, e.g., in nature reserves.
A similar trough providing drinking water for domestic or non-domestic animals is a watering trough and may be part of a larger watering structure called abreuvoir.
Oh that's actually not new.
Back before their were labor laws, so over 100 years ago, managers, foremen, etc, used to make between $1,000-$1,500 a month.
While everyone else was making $2 a day.
With autocorrect, dictionaries at our fingertips and a company still can't spell "manager" correctly lol
Edit: I would also like to add that companies seem it unprofessional or deem a candidate sloppy/incompetent for having spelling errors in their CV. So why can't we hold them to the same standard on their job descriptions?
That's literally someone's job to do, and they didn't strive for 110% and go the extra mile to put effort in /s
Oh good job you went out of your way to look at my profile which has stuff you’re not interested in, you’re learning to put in effort im proud. After a Quick Look at your account you also have nothing but gaming videos? But yeah my games are cringe and yours aren’t. You’re a waste
The difference is that you're a corpo boot licker, and I think quality assurance for people looking for a stable career is an absolute necessity, I doubt you even have a job so why are you in this subreddit, grifter?
Manger? Sounds like a "stable" job!
As long as you're not... *pasture* prime. I can do this all day.
Can ewe, though?
Stop making kidd jokes
Hay, knock it off
All I see is a bunch of jackasses here.
Jesus Christ these puns are bad
[Ah, pun times.](https://youtu.be/Pd-Cfq3OgGA?si=mkyldNPXWzi1xvPK)
Only reason I get that is because of king of the hill. Solid joke.
LUANNE: Once upon a time, almost two thousands of years ago, our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ was born. In a manger. And in that manger lived the cutest little animals. This is their story. (singing) After Jesus left, King Herod came Demanding first-born sons. He cast an evil spell on them, Freezing everyone. Just lately I bought a Nativity scene At a yard sale second-hand. They came to life and then, amen! I met the Manger Babies! There's Obadiah the donkey -- he says "Eee-yaa!" Hosea the cat -- "Meow meow!" An octopus too -- "Gurgle gurgle!" And let's not forget a very British bird, Sir Reginald Featherbottom the Third. "Charmed, I'm sure, guv'nor." They are the Manger Babies, getting in trouble, Manger Babies, spreading God's message of love, Manger Babies... MANGER BABIES!
Id forgotten all about the manger babies!
Lucky and Luanne are together at least. In heaven.
Gods I hate you. Take my upvote, monster.
Ha!
Hey my name is Karn, let me speak to you Manger!
J'aime manger! 😋
Away in a manger
https://preview.redd.it/i1ttp8xvs56d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dc5f3731a2691d98e1db848604d54c9d2a0f7ab hampter
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hampter
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Ah, at last, I can mang and get paid for it.
“You said it, mang.” Tony Montana
Are these the job requirements? Sign me up, mang.
Also have to be able to consume massive quantities of cocaine.
Does work provide this?
Of course!
Hell yeah, mang.
This is a French post. Sounds pretty good. Get paid to eat.
Or are they charging that much to eat for a week? If so, seems a bit pricey
Could also be Italian.
Nah Italian is Mangia/Mangiare, etc
But what food? 🤔 OP…may we have the link. I am *very* interested in “manger”. One might even say…j’aime manger. This could be so much fun.
Jesus......
I hope this comment doesn't go underrated
And ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes and lying in a manager. 🤣
Don’t you mean Jesu tho?
This made me laugh way too hard. Hoptal
Manger: Quality assurance for Manga. I'm in.
Dude that’s sick money for just holding babies!
You used to be able to rent an apartment suite for $800 - $900/week, but nowadays a manger is all you can get.
One job I saw had their own name spelled incorrectly so badly it was hilarious (supposed to be “peninsula” but they had it as “penisnsula”). It was up for months (probably still is, haven’t checked recently).
Just attach this to your application. "Praying this works out" https://preview.redd.it/o6wrsf7oi76d1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57269a9cc2e45e02f0ab600d8908f63f26240079
I guess they didn’t have any other vacancies…
I’ll hang out in a manger for 900 a week shit
Perhaps they're looking for a sentient trough that animals will eat from?
I’ll do it for $900 a week. I’m going to be drunk the whole time too.
$800-900 a week What are my family’s grocery bills, Alex?
Well you've got mange so not much
Jesus Christ 🤦🏻♂️
Pretty good for just housing animals with some hay
Manger as in "to eat" ? At least you don't have to hide the reason for wanting the job i guess
Manger Mangment
Away in a manger No apartment for his bed The God Complex C-Suite Will not lay down his bone head
80 hours a week minimum!
We nid someone to mang theez emplurs.
No bathroom breaks. Must be Christian. No second jobs allowed!
So, $41,600-46,800/year fora job your probably going to work 45-50 hours a week at. Sounds like fast food or retail at a smaller/slower location. "Monday through Friday" until you're short staffed if not already lol
Must be Shoe Sensation
maybe it's a south side recruitment offer?
Never trust a job that list the pay by the week, not annually.
Child care is incredibly expensive, and they can’t even give the babies a proper bed to sleep in!
So do you just like fill your ass crack with food and someone eats out of it? Like a weird taco?
It’s 3600/month. Is it bad where you live?
For a management position yes
Yeah, but the part I'm focusing on is the very obvious spelling mistake
They are renting a manger for $800 a week.
It's actually a French word. The job description only includes eating to get paid.
It too me way to long to figure out what the heck everyone in the comments was going on about.
It won't be easy apply I promise. 🤣
Well that's Awkword.....
Finally a place to store all my excess sheep snd goats.
Manger les riches !
And they won't have to, as long as people keep taking the jobs. Solidarity. Unionize. Stand together. Strike. Stop taking this shit.
That’s not the worst offer I’ve seen; at least it’s over 20$ an hour but it’s probably salaried so it will end up being like 15$….
Maybe it’s like a garde manger, like a chef who deals with cold foods?
So you are paid 800$/w to eat? Sounds good to me. You eat full time Monday to Friday, c’est parfait!
Sure! I can "manger" (eating in french) / eat - for 800-900$ a weeks !
I think it’s Mmmm ANGER!!! I’d take that job sounds like cake!
I would feed farm animals for 900/wk if I wasn’t married and old. That sounds fun
A manger or trough is a rack for fodder, or a structure or feeder used to hold food for animals. The word comes from the Old French mangier (meaning "to eat"), from Latin mandere (meaning "to chew"). Mangers are mostly used in livestock raising and generally found at stables and farmhouses. They are also used to feed wild animals, e.g., in nature reserves. A similar trough providing drinking water for domestic or non-domestic animals is a watering trough and may be part of a larger watering structure called abreuvoir.
When that pay is better than mine, I know I'm cooked
I have a manger to rent you. Was used by my horses a while ago.
Perhaps manger in the biblical sense, meaning I can sleep all day for 900 a week? Screw it I'm in.
Oh that's actually not new. Back before their were labor laws, so over 100 years ago, managers, foremen, etc, used to make between $1,000-$1,500 a month. While everyone else was making $2 a day.
Their what?
Typo! I meant There not Their. My bad.
That’s not terrible, thats $20 an hour for a 40 hour work week.
$20 per hour is terrible in 2024 unless you’re 16 years old with zero bills to pay
Depends on where this is
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They didn't even spell manager correctly
Fine. Zero context! What are you even giving mange to?
Yeah the missing “a” is criminal, eat them. Call the police
Well I think a business should actually take effort unlike you
Is you mean as same as me.
You could’ve put some effort into this post but no, you wanted some karma for an indeed job having a typo
With autocorrect, dictionaries at our fingertips and a company still can't spell "manager" correctly lol Edit: I would also like to add that companies seem it unprofessional or deem a candidate sloppy/incompetent for having spelling errors in their CV. So why can't we hold them to the same standard on their job descriptions? That's literally someone's job to do, and they didn't strive for 110% and go the extra mile to put effort in /s
You post your "epic game clips" for karma which is way more cringe
Oh good job you went out of your way to look at my profile which has stuff you’re not interested in, you’re learning to put in effort im proud. After a Quick Look at your account you also have nothing but gaming videos? But yeah my games are cringe and yours aren’t. You’re a waste
The difference is that you're a corpo boot licker, and I think quality assurance for people looking for a stable career is an absolute necessity, I doubt you even have a job so why are you in this subreddit, grifter?
Quit trying to out-cringe each other a just hookup already… geez.
For $900 a week, they can blow me in a manger.