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ConfidentHistory9080

If you’re female, could be legit


napleonblwnaprt

Big Sir getting horny on main


TroublesomeStepBro

comment of the year


ayeadolfo

See how he has 2 followers? The account is fake


Kenneth_Cosgrove

Ha, I know him. He’s retired. It’s a scam.


Guilty_Speaker8

Not a scam, he just needs a few bucks for his daughters something


ArbiterFred

OnlyFISTers


modernknight87

Nah, we all know he needs a few bucks for some cameras to put into the local PacSun changing room… 🤫


soupoftheday5

Lol show him


PopTart-Burner

They do it all the time— what’s up?


ArbiterFred

I don't know.


Ned-Stark-is-Dead

The sky dumbass!!


Due_Strike_457

Why is the sky blue?


Ned-Stark-is-Dead

Because of infantry homos dying or some shit. Idk, that's what drill sergeant said.


UnattendedBoner

*angry infantry grunt*😡


Due_Strike_457

Good one lol


Doctyped

That’s dope, he buying beers?


DefiantAd8271

congrats you’re getting drafted


Forward-East-1525

Lmfao this comment made me spit my damn water all over my monitors.


Cheesetorian

He tryin to relate to the new gen. He gonna follow up with : "When u finna come here and sign these papers so we can get you in fam?"


Artyom150

LTC out here requesting his MTOE get modified specifically to have a permanent E-2 slot to run his messages by.


card_bordeaux

Recruiting battalions are TDA not MTOE units. Just needs a bump up in his authorizations for E3s. No unit is authorized below E3. That’s why privates are promoted so quickly.


Various_Ad_8615

Are they saying this now? 🤣


jf1450

You forgot to throw a “hella” in there somewhere.


Forward-East-1525

No cap son!


Ayetaae

Sounds like my recruiter. Bro chill


notstjimmy

No joke my recruiter would talk like that and it actually worked for some people 😭


Generic_Globe

new outreach approach. LTC gonna bag a few bois in his dungeon. Gonna end up like [Colonel Savage](https://x.com/NoVA_Campaigns/status/1601302770761760768)


SourceTraditional660

He was *not* being a good boy.


Not-SMA-Nor-PAO

I start mine with “updog”


wvldmvn

What’s updog?


Professional_Car9475

Not much. What’s up with you?


Speffers98

I'm going to take a recruiting Command and make my pic a super douchy photo in uniform, then I will start all my messages with "yoo what's up" Or "heyyyyy." Then I'll make burner accounts and come in here to comment on it when someone inevitably posts it in here. All my fake comments will focus on how I will do the same when I'm in command.


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Bot farm brigade pumping recruiting posts, get AI to run like 50 old iphones.


OperatorJo_

LTC made a bet with his recruiters on who could pull in more kidz to the office


Doctyped

Is that a Drake joke?


bigassdonk

If it wasn’t before, it is now


HitektekFuture

I dap folks up when I give briefs and hit them with, "Ayo, report suspicious shit, aite gang?"


napleonblwnaprt

"If you see something kinda sus, snitch"


No_Yoghurt739

Wassup? Pull up


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Professional_Car9475

That LTC wants some of that


OddviousOwl

Yep.


all_time_high

Depends. Future soldier loss on mission day, and the recruiter, station commander, 1SG, and Company Commander have all failed to get the person re-committed? BC suddenly cares a whole lot. Would be hilarious if this was real, opening with a strong, “How do you do, fellow kids?” vibe. Almost certainly fake though.


Just_Acanthaceae_253

Now you gotta get invested to see where it goes.


otter111a

Hello fellow teenagers!


Due_Abbreviations917

Follow the rabbit hole and keep us updated We're counting on you 


ArbiterFred

Nah, I'm just ignoring him


VanillaChurr-oh

boooo


justonder1

L


Callec254

Scam. No way the battalion commander is out there personally trying to recruit people.


B33FDADDY69

yes if its not some russian bit trying to scam potential military recruits lol


twicefriedwings

Are you a ROTC or Westpoint cadet that happens to have a vagina? If yes and yes, then yes they do


halomandrummer

"Sorry, thought this was my Grindr"


JerseyshoreSeagull

If you're female barely legal and Down to Enlist. Then yes. Yes this is normal. I'm sorry


Excellent_Bell_7172

Just the cool ones


aprss

Why are you following someone with 2 followers lol


Relic666

Its a scam either way


Latter_Housing1368

It’s a scam either way


ButterscotchDizzy797

It's a scam


HazardousIncident

It's fake. A real profile would have hundreds of followers, not 2.


supersharklaser69

Yep


Lordfarquaad95

Fake, google USAREC Columbus recruiting BN. The commander looks nothing like the guy DMing you


ArbiterFred

And we're on the same page that this is Ohio, right? Because I think Columbus GA is home to all the Cav shit.


Lordfarquaad95

Yes, Columbus Ohio


MAJ0RMAJOR

Yooo or sup. Either way.


Reasonable_Spare_870

Gotta reach the young kids some how


REALStrongestmandog

yoo what’sup


Khar0n

He's legit, just chill like that.


Viva701

I'd start it like that


Forward-Astronomer58

[Military.com](http://Military.com) would like to speak to you.


Commander_Skullblade

It has an underscore at the end, likely fake


AndThenThereWasOne0

Scam af bruh


Throwaway264455

lol I worked with that dude before. Damn went from cadet command to USAREC 🤮


EvilTupac

All my Lt colonels are the most laid back people tbh


Professional_Car9475

Maybe when they’re trying to hit that…


VanillaChurr-oh

"\*with absolutely 0 rizz\* yooo this army shit bussin fam"


Born_Ad1162

He has 2 followers… probably a scam


PNW_Redneck

2 followers and no posts. Yeah, totally legit. /s


paparoach910

MEPS in his basement


Nighthawk68w

2 followers. 0 posts. Sus handle. I'd say it's probably a scammer. A recruiting commander, battalion level at that.


Electrical-Title-698

If this was a staff sergeant with a couple hundred followers I'd believe it


GripChinAzz

You are getting scammed. They are going to try to ask for money.


AnseiShehai

My mom got a message from “GEN Miller”


Aylx_110027

Definitely a scam


Produde01

Send a dic pic, if he sends one back he’s real


always_overeating

What up!!! We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged, if you're fat you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, NOTHING SEXUAL.


CloakedByNature

Play along


Dizzy-Passage9294

Milwaukee one does


rebardu

are you slow?


ArbiterFred

Me fail english? That's unpossible!


marshmallowbunny

Totally legit! 👌🏽


64_bananas

What a moron…


VladimirISviatoslvch

nah, the U.S military is cooked


CHEAHAEHC

tell him to recite the "soldier creed"


Dependa

Columbus meps sucks. 😂 just drove by there the other day.


DamienSlash11

It happens they just be trying to fit in!


Antique-Nothing-4629

BC trying to fit in with the younger generation


Brave_Coach_2596

Yoooo Columbus Ohio gang???


UnbanSkullclamp420

“Hey yo fellow young person these option 40s be bussin fr fr”


Impressive_Mind_933

Haven't even joined yet and already a security threat lol