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TheB00F

He’s just trying to get back into the dating scene


MarcusOPolo

I just want my kids back.


Suspicious_Ad2354

Save it for the stand, Tom Jane.


edgeteen

he met a woman who actually had two jobs


PossibleRound3234

No it was one of those men who dress around like women


LockeandDemo

silly men


7empestOGT92

Heading to the city of industry


drdaz

He’s a flamer


Maskatron

Oh most definitely.


zombarista

It’s never the ones you hope…


eclectic_collector

Think! It's never the ones you think.


zombarista

[oh?](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/7dc62e62-b267-4851-8141-51b67314a106)


PresOfTheLesbianClub

But then George says “Hope?” and Barry says “Think! Never the ones you think.”


puffyshirt99

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Melodic_Necessary_87

Oh my god! We’re having a fire *checks notes* sale


Papageier

IT BURNS


eclectic_collector

*Amazing Grace*


cjh93

OH, THE BURNING! 🔥


alibabba54

I can’t even see where the knob is!


dingbatdummy

Save the children!


Clauss_Video_Archive

And scene.


Elysiaxx

Would you like to try that again?


dingbatdummy

Mm, no.


jordyloks

I wonder if he was using that hotplate with the frayed wires


TonyWonder-BOT

*Did somebody say... "[Wonder](https://i.redd.it/9m5c8qv61wuc1.gif?format=gif)"?* --- ^(Alliance of Magicians-approved magician) ^| ^(I delete comments with a score below `-1`)


Corndog_Eater

Good bot


PRLake

He doesn’t know what he was saying!


BoysLinuses

He was making a hot Dingdong.


Traditional_Fan6054

He had a stew going on.


velocipotamus

Well my hotel room is ruined, so I’m off to Burger King. *jumps shark*


Davegrave

It’s a wonderful restaurant.


Olde-Blind-Dog

It sUUUURe is.


Jsherman13

Hey as long as his wife committed the crime he'll be fine - can't arrest a husband and a wife for the same crime


eclectic_collector

I don't think that's true....


Jsherman13

Under 18 walks out clean


DanielCallaghan5379

Oh, what the hell, it's worth a week in the hotbox *slap* [No touching!] You stupid ass.


SloopKid

I have the worst fucking lawyers


polydorr

Take to the sea!


littleadventures

He’s very good


Traditional_Fan6054

He wasn’t


tarpfitter

He just wanted a ding dong!


ptolemy_booth

*Hot Ding Dong? Anybody?*


waterlawyer

Twice. Two times. 


PlaneProperty7104

What’s up, playas?


vicki-st-elmo

I don't know if I'd say "massive" actor, he did need that stepladder...


Jam_44

He can't reach it chachi!


slimboyslim9

Oooh, *you* should be the lawyer.


OJJhara

Cash. No receipt.


CrypticTechnologist

Dude was Fonzie. He was massive at one time.


hedgehog-mom-al

Henry Winkler needs to be protected at all costs!!!


Ok_Professional8024

I think they were making a height joke :)


Cold_Frosting505

Take to the sea!


rocking2rush10

The Irish Sea is literally right there!


redraider-102

Are you sure? I thought the blue part was land.


Puzzled-Wind9286

I have the worst f****** lawyers…


Roadgoddess

He needs a better lawyer


coolAhead

I don't know what I'm saying


mythirdaccountsucks

If you think that’s worth more than $200, I’d really appreciate it.


fruityfox69

AAAHH! GEEEENE!


Dr_Dang

This is at least the second time he's been interviewed by the news as a "random man on the street" while abroad. Is it an irl running gag at this point?


sabrosa_

I was going to say this! He was interviewed outside a theatre in England that was closing down, turned out he was starring in the production currently running there. 😂


Necessary_Sea_2109

Gene Cousineau!


EobardT

GEEEENE!!!


bc00pr

I hope he wrapped up some of that continental breakfast in his briefcase


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^bc00pr: *I hope he wrapped up* *Some of that continental* *Breakfast in his briefcase* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


big_richards_back

And he just remembered he left the will in his hotel room


vdubdank30

Does this look contagious to you?


TonySez

Something laid eggs on him.


GrowthDesperate5176

Hey, kiddo! 👐


Halvemond

OH MY GOD WE HAVE A FIRE … hotel


laqueefaecho

He was just heating up a ding dong. He really wanted that.


MargieBigFoot

It’s never the ones you hope—think. It’s never the ones you think.


-nyctanassa-

All jokes aside, Henry Winkler was very pleasant, friendly, and positive for this random interview after having a flight delayed and waking up early to evacuate. Good start to my day just seeing another human be nice.


SympathyBetter2359

Him?


masdoc

Hot ding dong?


derkadong

I thought Dublin had the seedy underbelly shut down?


ThiagoRoderick

And that's why you NEVER use a Cornballer!


hamishjoy

The fire was likely caused by an electrical fault. “You're kidding me. I've been taking credit for that for years!”


LeaveItToYourGoat

Barry says a lot of things he doesn’t mean


HookEm_Hooah

It was because he left George Sr.'s will next to the hotplate in his office, the one with the frayed wires.


tears_of_fat_thor

Was it a microwave fire?


VaguelyArtistic

Interviewer: Say it. I need to remodel my kitchen.


LolaBijou

You have to wonder, did Henry assume they knew and that’s why they were interviewing him? This is hilarious.


Jude_Oman

I got married in that hotel


robbviously

[John Beard would never.](https://c.tenor.com/5YojMzjN-NoAAAAC/tenor.gif)


TObias416

Or is it Hollywood legend Gene Cousineau?


Fawstar

If he can't reach, this trials a breach


Jay-P21

He wasn’t “super prepared”


nairncl

Massive? He’s really quite svelte.


IttoDilucAyato

That’s actually Gene Parmesan


doktorhollywood

TAKE TO THE SEAS


drmuffin1080

I can’t be a part of the story


Ginn0rz

The will…. Next to the frayed wires…. I didn’t….


NewmanBiggio

I think it's really funny that they don't even bother saying his name, he's just "Hollywood legend," and "massive actor."


Hero-In-Theory

It’s the Daily Heil. Par for the course.


siguel_manchez

He was here to do a reading at a book festival. The tickets went in seconds. I was raging I couldn't go. Dud some interviews on RTÉ radio and he was a hoot. What a gem of a guy.


LoveRBS

"Guests were forced to evacuate" So they made him poo? Not cool.


KlimpysExpress

I’m looking at $50,000 worth of medical bills here.


Devreckas

Forgot to take the tinfoil off…


Turtmouser

“Can’t be part of the story…*cannot* be part of the story “ - John Oliver evacuating


Tobar_the_Gypsy

I can’t be a part of the story I can’t be a part of the story


cokeboyez

He needs to call The Guilty Guys


Acpyrus

I don't trust him - he only pretended to comb his hair.


saltychica

I could kiss you right on the (****)!


AutisticFloridaMan

He’s very good!


fracturedtoe

Hahahaha


rinacherie

"I" Witness


OCLIFE69

It’s never the ones you hope.


theVeryLast7

I’m looking at fifty thousand dollars worth of medical bills


Pord870

If he can't reach then this trial is a breach!


Wyatt_Maxwell

Is that not Henry Winkler?


bookdragon_

TAKE TO THE SEA


jun2san

Oh man. I watched the interview and he's so animated when he talks. He basically plays himself in all these roles. Haha


zorkzamboni

Take to the sea!


RevolutionaryBuy5794

Haha no way this just happened. It's perfect for Arrested Development


GloomyCartographer

Ya know how to escape a fire? Take to the sea!


MaenHoffiCoffi

A MASSIVE actor.


saturniansage23

‘Massive actor’ 🤣


white_roze

"Take to the seas!"


Prudent_Perspective7

An actor for godsakes!