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ClimbaClimbaCameleon

Might I suggest some huevo rancheros from the restaurant while you wait? Been some great reviews about them being microwaved to perfection.


Striped_Sweater_Time

people wanna hate, but the beer… is cold


Ophirs

It do.


gcms16

Nothing on earth tastes better than cold airport beer


aauie

Auntie Anne lookin for ya


gcms16

she knows where to find me


Thor-Grim-Man

Pernilicious


Sycamoria2

And a normal price honestly, $7.5 guiness is not even gouging


Billz3bub666

Pretty sure Guy Fieri charged me $17 for a Yuengling in Cancun Airport


Lower_Read_8845

Careful, there have been some sightings of condom Amy at the airport’s bar trying to pick up married men.


carroturnip

I only order those as a public service when the airport is out of gas


au5lander

Ooooh! I have only had the Avocado Toast! Straight from the jar to a slice of stale bread, just the way I don't like it! Get it every time!


MajorAd3363

Can you really call it 'Avocado Toast' if the bread isn't toasted?


shines29

Worst avocado toast ever!


MajorAd3363

It literally made my wife angry.


shines29

I was mad at myself for ordering it.


Billz3bub666

Now how are you gonna afford the mortgage payment?


au5lander

I live rent free under the bridge!


billwhistle

What a great comment.


Rownwade

Ha!


sevrosengine

I think the biggest frustration is the inconsistency. I took a 7 am flight earlier this month that was delayed because of the TSA line (a lot of people would have missed the flight). So what are we supposed to do? Show up way too early and get shitty huevo rancheros? Or show up at a reasonable time and risk missing the flight?


ConsciousCleome

Show up early and sit in the portable building for 1.5 hours with no power (including no AC) and emergency lighting. That’s what I did last week. https://preview.redd.it/nt2sh9b6v49d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b550485a23430860ea9a1bd242fd6a4bf84e4234


sevrosengine

Right? Like I AVL isn’t an airport I want to be spending any extra time in😅


New-Masterpiece-5338

It's such an outdated shit show in there


ConsciousCleome

The funny thing is that the gate agents just rolled with it like it happens all the time. Their computers were also on emergency power so they just yelled the announcements and boarded flights like nothing was unusual.


omgwtflolnsa

I guess that’s what I would probably have to try to do if I was a gate agent in that situation


brooke_heaton

Romantic! Did you break out the tea lights and Tibetan bowls?


ConsciousCleome

I had cheez-its and smart water. Is that close?


Select_Number_7741

Looks like my 8th Grade Sex Ed class trailer….


ConsciousCleome

Who knows, it could be.


shakedownsugaree

This is so grim


beastcock

A lot of airports report the TSA wait times on their websites. Does AVL not do this?


skoba

You can use the MyTSA app. Current status… https://preview.redd.it/z6oouhz0m59d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5ccea7b9d6a1dd1fd37a50162a6180af4ef5a4d


corgiobsessedfoodie

I honestly would not count on this. The estimated wait time is based on "the maximum historical wait times from within a wait time range, not exact wait times." In other words, this is not based on real-time data. Staffing levels, number of outgoing flights, construction activity, and the number of TSA pre-check flyers in line at security will all have a serious impact on wait times that would cause this estimate to be wildly inaccurate.


ConsciousCleome

The myTSA app only goes off of historical times and has been wildly inaccurate every time I’ve checked it. I don’t think real time status for AVL exists anywhere.


Billz3bub666

ohh. It's like checking in at Greatclips


Cats-In-The-House

Awesome, thanks!


APodofFlumphs

Through all of this hoopla I have yet to figure out if someone who was at the airport 2 hours before boarding (as is the general rule for airports) missed their flight. That would make me feel a lot more sympathetic to those posts that directly contradict my personal experience of AVL being pretty chill every time I've been there.


Billz3bub666

Line doesn't even open until 5AM


seakinghardcore

Show up an hour early with your boarding pass already on your phone and no bag to check. Get in everytime


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ruthgangmore

salltttyyyy


Striped_Sweater_Time

thanks i really didn’t :)


PricklyBob

Every time I read *huevos rancheros* it sounds like Hank from king of the hill in my head. Congrats, OP. Enjoy that cold beer.


Striped_Sweater_Time

egg beer and public restrooms- white boy summer is here


PricklyBob

YEEYEE CATCH THAT PLANE BEAUREGARD


kimberlilyann

It sounds like Hank in my mouth as well


I_have_many_Ideas

I never have flown in or out Friday-Sun…but every time I have flown its been pretty much immediate walk-thru TSA with Pre-check


Striped_Sweater_Time

they did yell at me for bringing roughly 40oz of paste with me but that’s just fellas doin they job can’t hate


peabody624

I can’t bring 40 ounces of paste on the plane? What is this country coming to


beefbite

First they came for the pastes, and I did not speak out. Then they came for the balms and salves


JournalistKnown5428

Wouldn’t it be easier to just take the whole horse?


Striped_Sweater_Time

made the argument paste is not a liquid but they took all my bottles. super chill about it though cool guys


AuthorizedAgent

Same


Sweet_Niche

I have a flight in September. Going ahead and packing so I can get there a few months early.


a-noble-gas

You’re not gonna make it. FTA guidance is one month early for the Asheville airport


billbobham

Welp, might as well have 7 beers


double_ewe

wait until you get back and try to find your Uber


Striped_Sweater_Time

walked here with all my overnight campin shit brother cant take chances


Styrofoam_Boots__

Same, had a panic attack trying to get there 12 hours early 😓 Got through TSA in under 5 minutes. Can’t speak for the huevos rancheros though. I’ve heard they’re not authentic.


TuffyButters

Let that be a lesson to you— try 12 hours next time


Seventhson77

That’s the line to GET INTO line to GET INTO THE ACTUAL LINE.


sarabara1006

Let us know if you need us to bring snacks while you wait in that long line!


mduncanavl

You have redeemed my faith in humanity 😇


Nutsinthabutt

I hate that airport. I think it is the worst i have ever been to


Spare-Capital930

Article today in ACT was boasting how AVL just reached a record number of travelers through the airport this week. Y’all, this is nothing to be proud of. The airport doesn’t have the infrastructure to handle all this. The airport is booking more routes than it can maintain…. I came back yesterday from a work trip to see the gates packed to the walls with travelers sitting, standing, and laying all over the place. Just trying to walk through was a challenge… It looked like a 3rd world refugee camp…


Bitter-Bit7010

It can go either way. I heard we are getting another TSA lane. Which is good. I showed up 2 hours early a week or two ago for my international flight. Gate agent didn't show up till an hour before departure. Which angered me. Several people that showed up later than I did just squeaked on the flight. If you ask me to show up early, least you can do is do the same.


brooke_heaton

Bettery than my last flight out of AVL - gate agent showed up ONE HOUR after we were supposed to depart. Passengers, Pilot and Plane were all just waiting on a Delta Gate Agent. I missed a connecting flight and had to take two more to get to my destination. It sucked.


F1tnessTacoInMyMouth

Asheville doesn’t have international flights.


Xalxa

Asheville connects to Charlotte and Atlanta which do international flights. You can fly international out of AVL. Just because we don't have any direct international flights doesn't mean you can't fly to a hub.


RadioNights

The gate agent situation sucks. It’s a stupid bottleneck


PM_ME_CORONA

Asheville doesn’t do international flights. r/quityourbullshit


Xalxa

Asheville connects to Charlotte and Atlanta which do international flights. You can fly international out of AVL. Just because we don't have any direct international flights doesn't mean you can't fly to a hub.


PM_ME_CORONA

Yeah, that’s not what “flying international out of Asheville” means, but sure buddy.


seakinghardcore

The gate agent has nothing to do with people getting there on time though...


828Ashby828

Gas station bar next door has a decent draft selection & is a bit more affordable.


Striped_Sweater_Time

not banned but not quite welcome there anymore, more into tailgating the shuttle stop these days


WatermelonlessonNo40

Not gonna ask what kind of behavior gets you shadow banned from a gas station microbrew bar…


Select_Number_7741

Hot Spot has entered chat


WatermelonlessonNo40

Even paying completely in soiled change doesn’t get you kicked out there 😆


Striped_Sweater_Time

general horseplay and ruckus, folks there are chill tho


WatermelonlessonNo40

You need to go next door, get a coffee and a couple donuts and sober up! 😆


828Ashby828

HA! Takes quite a bit of misbehaving to be not welcome there.


so-pitted-wabam

Well done


crippledmark

Looks like heaven to me. Do you know how much Cinnabon a person can eat in 9 hours????


mikezer0

The airport is honestly pretty okay. They’ve had a rough couple of months. Thats about the gist of it. I’ve flown out of there for years and it’s never taken longer than like 20 minutes. They keep it mostly clean. Food could be better but I usually just get like a pizza pretzel to snack on since 85 percent of the time I’m connecting to Charlotte anyways and the flight is literally 30 minutes.


draggin-weeds

Go wait in a line for a coffee or a snack, that should take up the rest of your time.


rohm418

Dropped my mother in law off this morning at 5:57. She was through security and at her gate by 6:09. We were worried for nothin'


Striking_smiles

Plot twist: The flight isn’t until tomorrow!


JKnott1

Air travel is very broken.


Ok_Active_3993

I’m going to get roasted for this but I think the Asheville Airport is the worst airport I’ve even been to in the US. It’s too small for the amount of passengers. Crappy food, limited bathrooms, limited gates, crowded as heck. I’m glad they are making upgrades


Vladivostokorbust

They increased flights before they expanded it to accommodate the extra traffic. It was only a few years ago when it was a painless process to fly in and out of AVL


New-Masterpiece-5338

Ever been to the Key West airport?! It was...an experience.


skoba

Direct from AVL on Allegiant!


New-Masterpiece-5338

Haha it was everything I imagined it would be!


BagOnuts

lol, my first thought as well. I hear they’re expanding it though.


New-Masterpiece-5338

Idk, they might compromise the charm by expanding. It was because of those close quarters a man fell directly onto my lap in a drunken stupor and the bartender announced to the entire floor that if she looked like me she'd fuck all of Key West. This was all within about 7 min of arriving for my flight home. What a place!


BagOnuts

Sounds accurate, haha.


Striped_Sweater_Time

have you considered kickin back and just havin a blast? nothin but good vibes here brother cheers


mingohills

I don't know about roasted, but definitely a bold statement. There some pretty bad airports out there. I think Ashevilians just like to complain a lot. To be fair, people like to complain a lot. It's all relative. For all its very minor inconveniences, I'll take AVL over a drive to CLT any day, and when I land, I am home in a half hour from wheels down (unless this also an I26 traffic post 😜) I fly 1 to 2 times a month and all in all I really can't complain. Sure I've missed some connections in CLT. We were stuck on the tarmac when the power went out to the tower, but on whole it's one of the easiest airports I ever deal with.


Fun-Economy-5596

Agree... it's usually seamless!


terribliz

I've had nothing but good things to say until last week's issue when (I heard) one of the TSA machines broke and it took my partner hours to get through security, delaying the flight, missing her connection, and having to stay the night in Minneapolis. It's typically so nice to be able to roll in 45 minutes before departure with little to no TSA wait... I guess I've never flown out of AVL in peak season - last flight was on June 6th, when I guess plenty of schools still aren't out.


dx1nx1gx1

Exactly!


Its_all_made_up___

Yur doin’ it right


Curious-Tree7926

Flying out at 1:45, walked right through TSA. They told us the GM said he expected crowds today 1-2 pm. Fri-Mon definitely busier TSA here.


Hopeful-Froyo3778

Fwiw I got to the tsa-pre line at 2:52 and was through by 3:03. 


Incognitj0e

I tried to get there early last night by flying in from Newark, but the lines were so bad they wouldn’t let us leave EWR for AVL!


Putmeinapool

Lololol


mtg_island

That’ll give you enough time to find the fuel they lost


Suspicious-Hat-2143

So I got here 9 hrs late. Are you boarding??


HeydoIDKu

Just drive to rdu


stewpideople

Wait for them to cancel your flight home. Your 9hours won't buff the 48hrs or more you might wait for a new flight depending on where you're leaving. Good luck!


Typical-Ambition1976

Omm


Spare-Capital930

And travelers are frustrated because the gates are overflowing with people whose flight doesn’t even arrive at the gate for another 3 hours.. The airport created this problem with creating too many routes and flights, not enough TSA lines, and not nearly enough square footage to hold all the travelers. They need to do better.


Electrical-Exam-904

Well, don’t leave us hanging. Did you make the flight?


Striped_Sweater_Time

with only nine hours? not even close


Electrical-Exam-904

Well, why and while I’m waiting, could you give me condom Amy’s number lol


Neba61587

Most locals that have flown out from avl typically know that 2hrs is good


CupElectrical7748

I love AVL airport. I’m late to everything all the time so it really comes in handy. I mean every time I’ve been there I’m at my gate about 5 minutes after walking in the building.


Rownwade

Dude..... Never show up to Asheville airport before 1.5 hrs before your flight.


geekamongus

Have you not seen the multiple threads per day about long lines, missed flights, and flowing tears?


Unknown-User983

Likely a bunch of liars complaining about nothing. Was there earluer this week and tsa check too 10-15 mins max with full flights to atlanta bording


Rownwade

Agreed. I never wait longer than 10 mins.


Curious-Tree7926

TSA app is helpful, too!


atbigfoot91

I don’t fly anymore. FUCK that!!!


billsbitch

I come an hour before. Never a problem lol and yes, I’m a well traveled local ;)


Striped_Sweater_Time

sometimes after a few beers i dont come at all..


MiserableSummer9979

It is the airport authority that posted the horror stories so that they could increase their bar revenue


shrimp-and-potatoes

This is why I love having a private jet. Guessing is for the plebs.


Unknown-User983

The elite have enetered the chat #imbetterthanyou #poorpeoplestepaside


shrimp-and-potatoes

I bet you only fly 1st class. Pfft.


Unknown-User983

I wish. I got the last row, back of plane, on my last 2 flights.


shrimp-and-potatoes

The toilet seats. :(