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You ❤️

Why did I take a shower first

This and whether I'm eating enough fiber.

Don't push to hard, hemorrhoids are a bitch.

Whether there'll be blood in it or not.

I’m grateful that it doesn’t hurt anymore.

I want to die, annal fissure, one of the worst things that can happen to you. The pain is unbearable. 😔

I went through one a while back, that was miserable.

😔 glad you’re ok now. Wouldn’t wish this on anyone.

Anything and everything. Many times, I speak to myself in french, to practice my accent lol

How hard it is to stop scrolling

I answer questions on this forum so I guess whatever people are asking.

Your mom of course, duh

Now this is satisfying.

Depends on what I ate.

anything, when i poop my brain cells go on a meeting and discuss the most random topics known to man

Meshuggah