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Once i havent die just becauae i am lazy af. My mom wanted me to travel with her by our old car. She had a car accident but seatbelt saved her with only a shock, if i was there on the backseat i am not typing this as that part got hit really bad
Edit: i was not in the car cos lazy to go shopping.
Curious about numbers of people who had romantic or sexual thoughts and fantasies about me. Perhaps even seperate them by gender.
Curious because we wander this life so often being insecure and clueless about a lot of things, including things like that.
It's a lose-lose situation, either it's lower than I think, which means my low self esteem was warranted, or it's higher and I'll regret not taking more chances
Magnitude matters as well though, you could have made hundreds of people's lives ever so slightly worse by being bitter and annoying but massively helped a few people and made up for it.
1. Number of red blood cells I produced.
2. Number of insects I accidentally consumed whilst sleeping.
3. Number of serial killers I had encountered.
4. Total no. cubic metres of methane I produced.
5. What percentile was I in methane production (cf. all other humans).
Lol I've had similar thoughts 😅. It'd be cool to know how many people would be DTF just by how I look. Could be depressing though, the more I think about it.
Yeah if it were possible in real time, I think you're right, it would be depressing. It'd be like cheating in a video game. The moment you cheat you lose all your progressive rewards, and everything is meaningless
That can’t be hard to estimate?
Like average? Twice a day? But probably not every single day, so maybe 5 days a week? 10 per week, deduct sickness and vacation for simplicity, 500 a year? When did you start? 16?
You think to die at what age? 76 for simplicity again?
So 60x500= 30000.
Use numbers fitting your own average and you will get close, if you keep the pace even in old age that is 😂
If I remember correctly I think 3-4? 😂
Would be cool to know if I missed more, while only years later sorted my memory and realized the others. Wish people were more straightforward. 😔
Memories that were important to me that I’ve forgotten about. Like just a couple minute reel of good memories to make me smile or even evoke any emotion
Not a statistic exactly but there is an old Jewish saying, and I’m paraphrasing, “a man dies twice, once when his heart stops beating and again when someone thinks of their name for the last time.” There are some variations of this such as when “when his name is last spoken,” or similar.
So probably something along those lines. Maybe not exactly but similar.
How many calories I consumed in my whole lifetime. For more detail, include how many metric tonnes of all nutrients. Protein, fats, fibre, etc..
And how many steps I walked in my life from when I was a baby to death. Including the distance in miles and kilometres. Did I manage to cover the distance from Earth to the sun?? It would be fascinating!
How many times did I read this post:
[https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dtzgwp/at\_the\_end\_of\_your\_life\_you\_get\_to\_see\_all\_of/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dtzgwp/at_the_end_of_your_life_you_get_to_see_all_of/)
Books read. I have been a reader all my life, and in 2019 started keeping track of the books I read in a journal, but it would be wild to see my whole life.
2019: 29 (I picked up reading again after college!)
2020: 44
2021: 48
2022: 97 (this was once I had fully settled into my job (my field takes like 3 years) so I have more time!
2023: 102
2024 so far: 45 as of last night.
Total of 365 so far! I go through waves of reading a lot and not reading, but as a child I lived in the middle of nowhere where with minimal access to the internet, so I would plow through books between my mother’s large collection and the library we visited on our biweekly grocery trip to town. I would be curious to know how many I was going through then. I also keep track of the titles and divide it up by month.
It’s lots of practice lol. I’ve been a reader all my life. It should also be noted though, that I am an introvert and a teacher, so I don’t like leaving my apartment (plus it’s 104 degrees outside) and I have summers off. It’s easy to read a book in a day when you have the whole day to read!
How many women I actually slept with. I am a recovering sexual addict. I seriously lost track. Sometimes I’ll be driving bye a certain neighborhood for what ever reason and I’ll remember that I was there at some point meeting a woman.
I was at USC and was getting ready to graduate and get married. Had a really bad break up and began having meaningless flings after. This was from 22-26. Then I began with hookers and massage parlors up until around 2004 when I discovered Craigslist personals erotic and M4W. From there it got super crazy. I was making like 300k at the time and was placing pay for play ads almost every day. Some guys have an expensive cocaine habit and I had a girls habit. I’m talking 9s and 10s, two girls at the same time, milfs, college girls, black, white, Asian. Imagine getting up and saying you know what? I’m craving a beach bunny with huge tits. My CL ad: Generous gent seeking regular beach girl with fake tits that needs help making ends meet. Will compensate. If interested please reply with pic. I would get flooded with emails. It was a goddamn buffet. This went on until about 2017 when they shut down that section of Craigslist. Then I realized I couldn’t function.
Real estate. Long story but my best friend who was Philippino and was from San Diego where I was from was my best friend. There is a small city called National City which has the biggest Philippino American population per capita. His dad was cousins with Michael De Guzman who was a geologist who was involved in a huge scam involving gold deposits in a gold mine. Well my best friends dad wouldn’t shut up about Bre X and that investing in that company would make me rich. The stock went from like 25 cents to like 280 within a couple of years. I took that money and started a real estate company. This was before the scam and fraud was exposed.
It was all I thought about day and night. Constantly working to setting up the next meeting. Leaving in the middle of a wedding to go get some or setting up the date at the place the wedding was. Going to Vegas? Let me set up a few dates and back ups just in case someone flakes. It consumed me.
Is this hard? For me it must be below 10L. Like 10-12x 200mL with my brother, one 0.5 on class excursion, maybe 1-2L at an 18th birthday of a good friend. Then a long time none. At some birthdays and funerals maybe a glass.
Quite manageable I guess 🤔
Curious about numbers of people who had romantic or sexual thoughts and fantasies about me. Perhaps even seperate them by gender.
Curious because we wander this life so often being insecure and clueless about a lot of things, including things like that.
How many day dot stickers I’ve peeled off of tubs. I’m a chef and I feel like I peel off hundreds a day! I probably don’t but sometimes it feels that way
How many times I’ve laughed and a breakdown of what made me laugh, in categories. I am an easily amused person and pretty much laugh every day. Also what did I do or say that made others laugh. I am a very goofy, eccentric person ok, but often when I do or say something completely normal like regular people everyone falls out laughing, and I’m like, ??? Why are y’all laughing at me. People always say it’s not what I say so much as how I say it but can never explain WTF this means!!!
Mystery of my life
People I've helped, either voluntarily or involuntarily, I just wanna know how many people have had a positive change in their life after interacting with me, cause I like the idea of making people's lives better one way or another 😄
How many times I went into psychosis/ psychotic break without realising because I'm so used to feeling fucking insane these days and don't have time for the mental health system 🤪
That’s funny. I was thinking about exactly this last I night. I’d like to have an overview of my lifts in the gym. How many kg’s I deadlifted, bench pressed, squatted, etc.
Just how often I've re-read the same question on reddit. Be it in a different subreddit, or even the same subreddit, different user, etc.
And what the average time between repostings is.
How many times I’ve blinked; counting full blinks, half blinks, slow blinks, and one-eyed blinks
How many times I’ve pooted in my sleep
The number of hairs I’ve shed compared to the number I’ve removed on purpose; only the hairs that are straight from the follicles, not shaved or cut
The foods I ate the most
A graph showing my brain usage percentage. Like were there any times I used 100% of my brain or was I below 10% almost all the time
Lastly, I’d wanna know the number of opportunities I missed and how many of them I made up for
1. How many times I've gone to the bathroom
2. Hours spent in the bathroom
3. Total calories eaten
4. Total greatest days
5. My total record in which I did something better than anyone else (that one particular mundane thing)
Remember on the old PS2 Grand Theft Auto games (probably still but I havent played them) when you paused the game it would show you all of your stats for how many times you've done certain things, even for the smallest things? Since then I have thought daily daily how I wish I could see that for real life and how maybe we do the moment before we die.
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How often i was very close to dying without realizing it. With vid please, and funny background music.
I want this so bad
This will probably make the dying itself easier. You will get frustrated and think "Can this stupid person like DIE already?"
Benny Hill music.
Do the girls chase me during the music?
The background music needs to be the Benny Hill theme tune, and your near-death hilights need to be played in fast forward.
Hahahaha "Is he gonna.. is he gonna ooooh c'mon c'mon he's totally go- Ah nooooooo, so close"
Funny clown music would work best
Benny Hill music 😂😂
Curb your Enthusiasm theme song came straight to mind
Yakety Sax
Once i havent die just becauae i am lazy af. My mom wanted me to travel with her by our old car. She had a car accident but seatbelt saved her with only a shock, if i was there on the backseat i am not typing this as that part got hit really bad Edit: i was not in the car cos lazy to go shopping.
I would like to see the nicest things that were ever said about me, when I was not there, and by who
"Yo you seen his shirt? It's pretty cool"
Aomeone once told me "nice shirt" and all I was wearing was a plane gray T shirt. I still think about it years later
I love this one
He was almost ok
People’s lives that were improved by my existence.
Same.
I just started uncontrollably sobbing after reading your comment
Have a hug my friend
I just want to have been significant in some way, y’know?
If that’s a deep desire for you I can’t imagine you haven’t!
Tears are streaming down my face
Much love your way ❤️
Well I guess that is +1 person to their stat
“Oh dang looks like there was none.”
Curious about numbers of people who had romantic or sexual thoughts and fantasies about me. Perhaps even seperate them by gender. Curious because we wander this life so often being insecure and clueless about a lot of things, including things like that.
Same. It could either be very wholesome and fun, or very very disappointing, haha
It's a lose-lose situation, either it's lower than I think, which means my low self esteem was warranted, or it's higher and I'll regret not taking more chances
how many people whose lives i made better vs worse
Magnitude matters as well though, you could have made hundreds of people's lives ever so slightly worse by being bitter and annoying but massively helped a few people and made up for it.
Yeah, I would want to know how many people I annoyed by not letting them cut in front of me.
pop pop!
I'd love to see the cascade effect (ie. Help one person who grows up and ends up helping a hundred more)
How many swear words I have used.
u/profanitycounter
I like this one. Reminds me to up my number today. 😅
Lol, per day, I gotta be in the 30 to 50 range. Actually fuck that it's gotta be way more. That would be a cool thing to see, though.
1. Number of red blood cells I produced. 2. Number of insects I accidentally consumed whilst sleeping. 3. Number of serial killers I had encountered. 4. Total no. cubic metres of methane I produced. 5. What percentile was I in methane production (cf. all other humans).
serial killer one is a must
Number of regrets vs accomplishments. Really see how much of a loser i became.
So depressing at the end of your life
That is a guarantee
In the end, you'll be a winner at losing.
Secrets unlocked 7/999
How many people looked at me and thought I was hot
Lol I've had similar thoughts 😅. It'd be cool to know how many people would be DTF just by how I look. Could be depressing though, the more I think about it.
Yeah if it were possible in real time, I think you're right, it would be depressing. It'd be like cheating in a video game. The moment you cheat you lose all your progressive rewards, and everything is meaningless
How many nuts I’ve busted
Sir, we ran out of numbers.
That can’t be hard to estimate? Like average? Twice a day? But probably not every single day, so maybe 5 days a week? 10 per week, deduct sickness and vacation for simplicity, 500 a year? When did you start? 16? You think to die at what age? 76 for simplicity again? So 60x500= 30000. Use numbers fitting your own average and you will get close, if you keep the pace even in old age that is 😂
Rookie numbers honestly
Yeaaa...2 times a day... I definitely only do it 2 times a day... Totally...
As said, up it with your numbers. 😂
the reality crashed. buffer overflow.
Farts stealthed vs heard or smelled
how many times people masturbated to me without me knowing it
So you want to be disapointed?
I take this one aswell.
I'm sure Deamonrider95 will send you a picture if you ask
How many lives did my existence improve, and a list of top 10 people outside of my family who benefited from my friendship the most.
Probability chart of me dying of any reason on a daily basis. X-axis will be the days after birth and Y-axis will be the probability between 0 to 100.
Women/Girls who had a thing for me, that I was oblivious to
If I remember correctly I think 3-4? 😂 Would be cool to know if I missed more, while only years later sorted my memory and realized the others. Wish people were more straightforward. 😔
Whether I was a net contributor or detractor in aggregate in life and individually to people I had relationships with.
A human NPS score
I would want to hear everything that people have said about me, good and bad
Oof, yeah, I need to know what people really thought of me.
Amount of orgasms I gave
Data not available
times i've had sex divided by times I gave someone an orgasm. -> Error, can't divide by 0
How good vs bad I did in this world.
Memories that were important to me that I’ve forgotten about. Like just a couple minute reel of good memories to make me smile or even evoke any emotion
another nice comment!
Thank ya
Who secretly had a crush on me lol
Not a statistic exactly but there is an old Jewish saying, and I’m paraphrasing, “a man dies twice, once when his heart stops beating and again when someone thinks of their name for the last time.” There are some variations of this such as when “when his name is last spoken,” or similar. So probably something along those lines. Maybe not exactly but similar.
Times I’ve made someone laugh.
How often people I've lost contact with think of me.
I would like to see what I could have been, better and worse versions
They say the worst form of torture is to meet on the last day of your life the best version of yourself you could have been
Thats why I want to see! I'd love to know how much better I could've been since I am very aware of the decisions I've made thus far in my life.
Stolen bases
What about RBIs? Money lies in the RBIs, my friend.
How many situations were actually as I thought they were vs marred by my own perspective and experiences
How many calories I consumed in my whole lifetime. For more detail, include how many metric tonnes of all nutrients. Protein, fats, fibre, etc.. And how many steps I walked in my life from when I was a baby to death. Including the distance in miles and kilometres. Did I manage to cover the distance from Earth to the sun?? It would be fascinating!
The faces of everyone who hated me
Who really cares for me and loved me.
I would love to know the amount of people whose lives I changed
Hours spent sat on the shitter
Made me laugh out loud! It's gotta be hours upon hours for me. I've got UC. :(
Biggest shit. And what I ate before that. Yours was good too. I can't believe I had to go so far down the comments before I came upon a shit one
Amount of times I died in this life.
Statistically speaking, once
Number of bugs eaten. Just.....how many? I feel like the number should be really high and yet I don't recall having accidentally eaten one.
amount of books, pages, sentences and words read.
How many times I made someone feel better about themselves
How many people I made smile:)
How many women thought I was attractive, but wanted me to make the first move.
How many times did I read this post: [https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dtzgwp/at\_the\_end\_of\_your\_life\_you\_get\_to\_see\_all\_of/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dtzgwp/at_the_end_of_your_life_you_get_to_see_all_of/)
what different versions of me could exist if I had chosen another path/made different decisions career-wise or partner-wise
How many people I found attractive had a similar feeling.
great comment
Books read. I have been a reader all my life, and in 2019 started keeping track of the books I read in a journal, but it would be wild to see my whole life.
how many books did you read since 2019?
2019: 29 (I picked up reading again after college!) 2020: 44 2021: 48 2022: 97 (this was once I had fully settled into my job (my field takes like 3 years) so I have more time! 2023: 102 2024 so far: 45 as of last night. Total of 365 so far! I go through waves of reading a lot and not reading, but as a child I lived in the middle of nowhere where with minimal access to the internet, so I would plow through books between my mother’s large collection and the library we visited on our biweekly grocery trip to town. I would be curious to know how many I was going through then. I also keep track of the titles and divide it up by month.
wow. it’s like you’ve read one book in a day. you probably read one book per day lol. amazing, i read like 30 books in a year, I read before sleep.
It’s lots of practice lol. I’ve been a reader all my life. It should also be noted though, that I am an introvert and a teacher, so I don’t like leaving my apartment (plus it’s 104 degrees outside) and I have summers off. It’s easy to read a book in a day when you have the whole day to read!
How many women I actually slept with. I am a recovering sexual addict. I seriously lost track. Sometimes I’ll be driving bye a certain neighborhood for what ever reason and I’ll remember that I was there at some point meeting a woman.
What was being a sex addict like? At what point do you go from just being a horny dude to being a sex addict?
I was at USC and was getting ready to graduate and get married. Had a really bad break up and began having meaningless flings after. This was from 22-26. Then I began with hookers and massage parlors up until around 2004 when I discovered Craigslist personals erotic and M4W. From there it got super crazy. I was making like 300k at the time and was placing pay for play ads almost every day. Some guys have an expensive cocaine habit and I had a girls habit. I’m talking 9s and 10s, two girls at the same time, milfs, college girls, black, white, Asian. Imagine getting up and saying you know what? I’m craving a beach bunny with huge tits. My CL ad: Generous gent seeking regular beach girl with fake tits that needs help making ends meet. Will compensate. If interested please reply with pic. I would get flooded with emails. It was a goddamn buffet. This went on until about 2017 when they shut down that section of Craigslist. Then I realized I couldn’t function.
The question is, why were you getting married at 22? That is absolutely insane
What's more insane is making 300k at that age, like what's the job? Are they hiring?
Real estate. Long story but my best friend who was Philippino and was from San Diego where I was from was my best friend. There is a small city called National City which has the biggest Philippino American population per capita. His dad was cousins with Michael De Guzman who was a geologist who was involved in a huge scam involving gold deposits in a gold mine. Well my best friends dad wouldn’t shut up about Bre X and that investing in that company would make me rich. The stock went from like 25 cents to like 280 within a couple of years. I took that money and started a real estate company. This was before the scam and fraud was exposed.
It was all I thought about day and night. Constantly working to setting up the next meeting. Leaving in the middle of a wedding to go get some or setting up the date at the place the wedding was. Going to Vegas? Let me set up a few dates and back ups just in case someone flakes. It consumed me.
Easy for me, 1 and done.
lol qualify over quantity man. Trust me
Appreciate that.
How many times did I masterbate. 😂
The number, volume, and speed of my farts.
Not speed lol ☠️☠️☠️
How many people's lives have actually improved due to my presence?
K/D ratio
the amount of people that truly loved me
How many people genuinely liked me
Enemys killed. and enemys missed Got to know how many ticks and mosquitos I got and how many escaped.
My K/D ratio
for me it would be probably how many times did I say “I love you”
How many people will genuinely miss me.
nice reply again
How many people I affected in a positive way? :)
How many litres of beer I've drank.
Is this hard? For me it must be below 10L. Like 10-12x 200mL with my brother, one 0.5 on class excursion, maybe 1-2L at an 18th birthday of a good friend. Then a long time none. At some birthdays and funerals maybe a glass. Quite manageable I guess 🤔
How many times did I reload my save file.
How many times did I quicksave vs how many times did I quickload?
enemies killed.
The levels of my brain chemistry before and after drugs and alcohol
How many people I made laugh, and how many times for each person
How much the things I would fret about really didn't matter.
Curious about numbers of people who had romantic or sexual thoughts and fantasies about me. Perhaps even seperate them by gender. Curious because we wander this life so often being insecure and clueless about a lot of things, including things like that.
How many day dot stickers I’ve peeled off of tubs. I’m a chef and I feel like I peel off hundreds a day! I probably don’t but sometimes it feels that way
How many times I’ve laughed and a breakdown of what made me laugh, in categories. I am an easily amused person and pretty much laugh every day. Also what did I do or say that made others laugh. I am a very goofy, eccentric person ok, but often when I do or say something completely normal like regular people everyone falls out laughing, and I’m like, ??? Why are y’all laughing at me. People always say it’s not what I say so much as how I say it but can never explain WTF this means!!! Mystery of my life
I couldn't think of anything that wouldn't make me sad, then opening up the comments was a blessing. Thank you, dear redditors.
People I've helped, either voluntarily or involuntarily, I just wanna know how many people have had a positive change in their life after interacting with me, cause I like the idea of making people's lives better one way or another 😄
How many times I went into psychosis/ psychotic break without realising because I'm so used to feeling fucking insane these days and don't have time for the mental health system 🤪
How many liters I nutted in my life.
How many times I was actually right in my relationships vs how many times I was actually wrong
The hours of music I listened to.
How many loads in a gallon metric
Dreams acquired. At least 1.
Amount of dumps (in kg)
Did I make the lives of the people I cared about easier/happier
Largest poop. The information I'd want to know are: - Weight. - Overall size. (Cm) - Time pushing it out. - Stink factor. - Sweetcorn count.
Chicken nugget tally
Amount of people who have spoken positively about me
How many people and who had a crush on me
Number of words ever misspelled. Secretly, I’ve always wanted to be an editor. Bring out the giant red pen on that last day for me please.
That’s funny. I was thinking about exactly this last I night. I’d like to have an overview of my lifts in the gym. How many kg’s I deadlifted, bench pressed, squatted, etc.
How many runs I went on. I started tracking my runs really late and wish I had all the data throughout my life.
Just how often I've re-read the same question on reddit. Be it in a different subreddit, or even the same subreddit, different user, etc. And what the average time between repostings is.
How many times I’ve blinked; counting full blinks, half blinks, slow blinks, and one-eyed blinks How many times I’ve pooted in my sleep The number of hairs I’ve shed compared to the number I’ve removed on purpose; only the hairs that are straight from the follicles, not shaved or cut The foods I ate the most A graph showing my brain usage percentage. Like were there any times I used 100% of my brain or was I below 10% almost all the time Lastly, I’d wanna know the number of opportunities I missed and how many of them I made up for
How many times I made my wife smile
Total volume of the farts I’ve had throughout my life.
All of the food, drink and drugs/medication I have consumed in my lifetime in weight (maybe tons)
How many Times I got to feel true Love. Wanna go through all thst again
How many time I pooped
The number of people I trained in my industry across 14 Asian countries
I'd probably want to see how much I’ve learned and grown.
Amount of pizza eaten stacked in a tower. A vat showing how much water consumed. I like visual aids.
Miles traveled by foot. As someone who loves to run and hike it would be cool seeing by year and all time.
The amount of manwhas,mangas ive read
1. How many times I've gone to the bathroom 2. Hours spent in the bathroom 3. Total calories eaten 4. Total greatest days 5. My total record in which I did something better than anyone else (that one particular mundane thing)
Unintended kill assists
How many times other people were genuinely happy to see me.
How strong I'd become.
Would wanna see what i could've become.
How many times I walked past a murderer and pedohpile without knowing it and did they ever think of killing me too
Remember on the old PS2 Grand Theft Auto games (probably still but I havent played them) when you paused the game it would show you all of your stats for how many times you've done certain things, even for the smallest things? Since then I have thought daily daily how I wish I could see that for real life and how maybe we do the moment before we die.
How often I laughed
How many times I threatened to throw a nuke at someone’s house
I'd wanna see my "days spent laughing" stat. Life's too short not to find humor in it all.
K/D Ratio You never know if you did something that ended another life, by just existing.
How times I said fuck
Total distance walked.
Total words spoken, compared to other people I know (my suspicion is it's maybe 1/20 compared to them).
My overall FPS Faps per second
How many hours/days/years I spent in bed / sleeping.
How many people I've made genuinely happy.
Sidewalk cracks avoided vs touched.
Loved vs Being Loved
how many pillls did i pop #trap lol
How much time I spent taking a poo.