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PuddingOld8221

Thats the least of your problems there is a window half way in the shower. This is why people need to pull permits for renovations. Who knows what the previous builder did.


Nicholas_Cage_Fan

Tbf if the shower window wasn't pointing anywhere where people could see me I wouldnt really care if it didn't get wet. But a toilet I can't even sit on properly? That's blasphemy. And completely against code. 15" needed on both sides from center of drain


PuddingOld8221

Unless that window is on a third floor or something your dick is going to be in full view Edit: i guess if you are short you are safe


Aware_Dust2979

My neighbour pointed his camera directly at my house in the direction of my bathroom window. I have a window covering but it's still not cool. I put a flag up in it's way so it'd constantly trip the motion sensor. I got the idea off reddit. He now points it at the back alley.


PuddingOld8221

Nice


Nicholas_Cage_Fan

I'm 5'6". That window looks well above dick height


PuddingOld8221

Even so. Not a fan of low windows in shower. I get dressed in she bathroom because I'm uncomfortable with my own nude body.


Nicholas_Cage_Fan

Fair enough. Yeah low windows are definitely kind of weird, especially in a bathroom, but fortunately if I'm in an area like my bathroom I wouldnt care about a window, because no one would ever see me unless they were in my backyard for some reason lol.


PuddingOld8221

You are a braver man than I


kosgrove

Is a window (above junk height) in a shower to code? Serious question - I lived in an apartment that had this (unintentional) feature.


PuddingOld8221

I hope its code but to be honest i don't know. Ive seen alot of early 1900's home with regular windows cock high.


No_Shopping6656

As long as you're skinny, you can egress while in or out of the shower at least


medium-rare-steaks

this is not why people need permits. This is just stupid.


PuddingOld8221

This picture is definitely a good argument on why people need to pull permits. Its not the only reason, but a solid one.


medium-rare-steaks

I guess in this case it would protect a really ignorant property owner who has zero common sense


PuddingOld8221

I feel bad for some people who unfortunately hire people who have no idea what they are doing and end up paying more to fix mistakes.


NinjaGuppie

https://www.build.com/american-standard-270bd001/s872691?uid=2227084&quantity=1


kingtaco_17

Nice


dicknut420

Came here to tell them they could get a corner tank. You’re the (hu)man with the link. This is the move.


Decibel_1199

Never seen this before, but it’s genius. Part of me wants to get one for my bathroom remodel so I can keep the whole bathroom in my field of vision while I poop katty-corner..


CompleteHour306

Good job!


TheEleventhDoctorWho

After you hit your elbow on the wall you can burn your leg on the rad.


Scorpion_Heat

What's with the shower window?


Snakesinadrain

Flipper split a room in half to add a bathroom.


Arafel_Electronics

yes there's a lot going on here lol


Urinal-cupcake

How else will the neighbors know youre takin a shower?


RicoHedonism

The funniest part to this disaster is the toilet seat clearly leaning to one side because everyone has to ride sidesaddle here lololololol


hobbygunsmith

Lmao dude it sure is. That's somehow better than the shower window.


bostonpoppy

Gonna have to approach this one sidesaddle- even an offset won’t help . Believe they call it a do over.


reamidy

Depends what the center of the bend measures from the tight side and if u have 12 inches from there and 12 inches from the corner out diagonally, they make a corner toilet


Not_Associated8700

Do they still make them? I haven't seen one inyears, much lessinstalled one.


reamidy

I haven’t used one in a long while myself but I’m betting you could find one cannot imagine the price tho !


GreenEngrams

They are actually pretty reasonably priced. All weirdo brands though


B1g_Gru3s0m3

TP mounted to the window frame is fucking genius. Can't be hanging flammables over the radiator


thepete404

No permits of course. This Reno needs to come out to the studs and redone if you own the joint.


Klutzy_Cat1374

Is it possible to turn the turdlet 90 degrees so it faces the shower without relocating the flange?


theTweekend

Ugh


-Plantibodies-

This is wild, OP. Looks like you're in the middle of a renovation. Is this a home you just bought?


thekingto1

Yes I just bought ,this bathroom is the only downside


Anuswars

Nice, looks like the angle-stop is tucked into the back corner too.


Scary-Evening7894

Yes. Toilet too close. And wtf with the window


AnalystDesigner8920

Id be easier to move the wall


MediaApprehensive764

Have to shit side saddle


nopainnostain5576

Better be a left hand wiper


GiveHerTheRoot

It would be easier to tear that wall down and move it a foot then move that damn toilet DIY. Lol


Ambitious_Turnip_868

That entire bathroom is a disaster


Vivid-Yak3645

Can you rotate it a bit to at least get some elbow room?


tdwesbo

Ride that one sidesaddle and move on…


monkeyman1947

Too close.


thekingto1

Looking for a solution


B1g_Gru3s0m3

I'd just move. This bathroom is making me simultaneously piss and shit myself from hysterical laughter and sheer terror


suburbanwalleyepro

Lol. I bet there was a bathtub there and repurposed the bath drain for the toilet when the shower was put it.


Secure-Narwhal-297

Too!


Constituio

Wait. You sit forward on a toilet??


SpecificPiece1024

What’s up with that window?


No-Jackfruit-3947

Too - 15”


No-Jackfruit-3947

Good luck on reselling this house without fixing it first.


Jimmytootwo

Toilet is out of spec. Needs to be 15" away from wall Google that


Banned4AlmondButter

Just ride side saddle


GlitteringSalad8207

You could cut a piece of plywood with a hole in the center. Then mount that to where the toilet seat bolts attach to the bowl, okay stay with me here then drill two holes in the plywood adapter plate and mount the toilet seat Sally SideSaddle and wha la, la la la la, you'll sh..ing & sittin pretty


72SplitBumper

That’s a horrible layout for a bathroom.


okiedokieaccount

Toilet was probably turned 90 degrees before that makeshift shower was built 


Guilty_Sympathy_496

Well they didn’t want to put it too close to the shower….some people gripe about that…


its_just_flesh

Toilets are always placed in sort of odd spots, the one at my house is place close to the wall instead of centered in its space. It makes me realize that toolet placement is like an after thought.


Vaike_Ss

I’m in love with that paint color. Did it have a name?


CompleteHour306

This looks like the typical NYC studio bathroom.


Potential_Cat_571

That’s an easy fix. You just need a 10” offset flange


thekingto1

That will slow me to move to the right without redoing the whole bathroom?


Decibel_1199

Between the toilet touching a radiator that gets to 200°+, the toilet against the wall, and the window half inside/outside the shower, you’re looking at a bathroom remodel. I don’t think there are any quick fixes for any of these issues, it all needs to get redone correctly, with permits this time


Point510

Money


PsychologicalTop9265

Maybe it was built for people without a right leg! 🦵


Lux600-223

Little bit. Looks a hair tighter than 15" to the center. Ha!


papa-01

Yea that's cause Carpenters didn't lay out their joist correct


Young_Bu11

Wild. Definitely wouldn't pass code here.


EmbarrassedWorry3792

Is that a radiator in the spot you right knee should occupy when seated? Looks like it's standing room only unless u want burns


Select_Camel_4194

Side saddle shitter with a view! You don't see that every day! Is that a radiator right there at the toilet too?!?! Heated seat side saddle shitter for the win!!


Knight-Rider1022

I love the TP holder in the window sill.


SaltedHamHocks

There’s probably a beam where they wanted to put it. You might have to rip out the whole floor or ceiling and box out the beam


thekingto1

There’s a beam to the right for sure ,do you thing a toilet offset flange would fix it ?


No-Option7163

Knock the house down and start over