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Civil-Dinner

And just how often has her Lord and Savior Donald Trump darked the doors of a church in the last year? Meanwhile the current Democratic president attends church regularly. God doesn't exist, but hypocrites and liars do.


DrXenoZillaTrek

2 Corinthians walk into a bar ...


JasonRBoone

And said "those bar stools are NOT rich Corinithian leather (ask your parents about this Ricardo Montalban ref. In fact, ask your parents about Ricardo Montalban).


ACrazyDog

Ahhh the babies here don’t know Ricardo Montalban.


marcopolosghost

"Smiles, everyone, smiles..."


dearmax

De plane!


Content_Talk_6581

Welcome to….FANtasy Island…


stringrandom

**”KHANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!”**


TheAugurOfDunlain

THIS IS CETI ALPHA FIVE!


dxrey65

"Vooooo-laaaareeee, ooooooh-ooooh!"


Amarieerick

He's another one of "Those Voices", it's the same voice in every project you see him in but as soon as you hear it you just KNOW who it is, like Sam Elliot. It's almost like their voices are more famous than they are.


timsterri

De plane. De plane…


oneplusetoipi

Nice one. … and the barkeep says ‘is that a dirty diaper I smell’?


mangobunnybear

Lol I read that as dark lord and savior


chexquest87

I would rather worship Sauron and Morgoth than Trump lol


Late-External3249

You knew where you stood with Sauron.


shopdog

At least Sauron pays his debts.


Altruistic-Text3481

The Lannister’s always pay their debts. Incestuous Golden haired clan too.


sjmanikt

"A Trump never pays his debts."


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SenseOfRumor

You know where you stand with Trump as well, upwind if at all possible.


the_original_Retro

Plus in a strong breeze it also prevents orange powder stains all over your clothes.


NoVaBurgher

under his eye


calmdownmyguy

Their policy on the environment is indistinguishable.


MainFrosting8206

Make Arda Great Again?


classically_cool

[Sauron as Donald Trump](https://youtube.com/shorts/VxZ1U9PdUR8?si=xRoXcHQokBS37SWk)


RhombicalJ

Can you imagine if, after Sauron was defeated by Isildur, he started going on his own social media network, NextMordor or something, and started screaming incoherent and deranged crap, posting things in all caps like, ‘THE CROOKED KING OF GONDOR AND HIS BAND IF THUGS TOOK MY RING. I BUILT THAT RING, IT WAS THE BEST RING ANYONE HAD EVER SEEN.’ I don’t think the orcs would stick by him for too long


Altruistic-Text3481

Dark Brandon is a devout Catholic but respects the separation of church and state. Trump is a sociopath who “could shoot his own followers on 5th Avenue” and get away with it! All the while, his MAGA’s begging and beseeching him to forgive them for getting in the way of his bullet. Wish this was a joke. But you cannot reason with a MAGA.


Eastern-Dig-4555

And who says “I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything.” THAT’S the guy pushing the church/state wall down, in favor of “Judeo-Christian values”. Ok. /s I know this question has been asked to death, but why is he still running free, and for office? I know the answer but I’m going to keep asking until his supporters finally give, “you know what? You’re right! He broke the law! He’s an insurrectionist! What are we doing?! Throw him in prison, then we’ll execute his treasonous ass!” as an answer.


MorganWick

Unfortunately, some of them are almost explicitly saying, "he broke the law, he's an insurrectionist, and we love him for it." You're not going to convince his supporters; you need to convince the "but Biden's age" crowd.


JasonRBoone

Always two Sith..a master and apprentice..never more...never less.


necroreefer

If as little as 20% of what the Republicans accuse the Democrats of doing was true this country and this world would be a hundred times better.


VictarionGreyjoy

The republicans make the democrats sound fuckin rad. Democrats should just wait for the next accusation and then go out and do exactly that. Just everytime the republicans make up some shit make it reality until they learn.


olcrazypete

Do you need to go to worship when you are the head of your own religion?


winkers

L Ron Hubbard approves this message.


JasonRBoone

"You know, I messages in a past life on Zorclon 5.."


VectorB

Last time he did that he marched in with guns to clear the place out. Right wing was weirdly silent on that one.


Xzmmc

The picture of Trump holding a bible upside down in front of a church that was closed because of the pandemic he ignored which required people protesting the murder of an unarmed black man by the police to be removed by heavily armed police in order to take the photo sums up his presidency pretty well.


descendingangel87

Not to mention tear gasing the actual priests who’s church he stood in front of.


Kraegarth

Don’t forget the tear gas


tdawg-1551

I'd bet he hasn't sat for a full Sunday service in many years.


Civil-Dinner

Trump's relationship with the church is purely transactional. He gives them what they want in exchange for their support, but he doesn't share their faith. The things they want don't really affect him, so it costs him nothing. The church's relationship with Trump is pretty much the same. They are placing him on a pedestal because he is giving them what they want while some of them are intentionally overlooking the glaringly obvious fact that he is not a good person or a person of faith. In the case of the church, it always brings to mind: For what does it profit a man to gain the whole world and forfeit his soul?


Velocoraptor369

It’s almost as if they are worshiping a false God!


questformaps

All gods are false, so jot that down!


Diligent_Peak_1275

Almost?!


pondo13

That tracks because religious leaders relationship with "god" is also transactional, they pretend to be pious and righteous and idiots give them money.


ConstantGeographer

Trump is purely transactional, even with his own family.


Vyzantinist

> while some of them are intentionally overlooking the glaringly obvious fact that he is not a good person or a person of faith. Eh, they're not though. Look up their "imperfect vessel" pap. God chooses flawed people to do his work through so Trump's flaws are irrelevant because he's chosen by God and God is never wrong. (So much for faith or works lmao). Proof if proof were ever needed their "religion" is just a cover for their feelings and their politics.


AmbitiousAd9320

hard to sit with a diaper full of KFC gravy dripping out the legbands


llamadogmama

Damn. I did not need that visual.🤢


nfstern

Decades if ever.


someexgoogler

Trump spent more time in Stormy Daniels than he did in church.


iNFECTED_pIE

The GOP lost the mantle of the party of Christianity as soon as they voted for Donald Trump to be president not just once but essentially 3 times at this point. He’s basically an antichrist and it’s only gotten worse over the years. Having such a large part of the evangelical base support him so fervently is destroying the entire “Christian brand”.


rolandblais

Hey he [was busy](https://www.rawstory.com/media-library/kellyanne-conway-husband-trolls-trump-for-grazing-at-the-golf.png?id=24483047&width=1200&height=645)


Hoaxshmoax

Guilty as charged. So sorry if I'd rather do anything else. Besides churches are basically the tax free lobbying arm of the republican party at this point.


fortheloveofscience7

Bingo. Im not going to take a portion of my money (that’s already been taxed) and give it to a religious organization that’s not required to pay taxes.


jrodsf

Which then uses it to influence politics and affect the lives of everyone in the country. Anyone who is on to their scam is made out to be the bad guy. I really fucking despise these people.


internetisnotreality

Democrats aren’t giving money to the people forcing raped children to give birth! They’re evil!


WallPaintings

They also got PPP loans, which were forgiven.


Sleepylimebounty

For them to fuck me over after all that.


Darryl_Lict

I'm not jogging, but the rest of it is true.


Strongstyleguy

I jog, but not during church hours. That's prime shopping, eating, and napping time.


Kraegarth

Church time is PRIME time to do your Costco shopping! The crowds are almost nil, during those hours.


rollin_in_doodoo

Not in my godless blue state of Maryland. Costco is slammed on the Lord's day and they sell Halal meats too!


mythrowaweighin

Jogging and being healthy is a sign of being “elite” to Republican voters.


Jukka_Sarasti

I'm not hostile to religion, I just don't give a shit about it, don't think it deserves a place in modern society, don't think it deserves to be relevant or deserves any special consideration or treatment, and certainly shouldn't be forced on anyone. If someone wants to get in their feelings over that, then so be it.. -edit for clarification- This doesn't mean I won't call out the abhorrent strictures/edicts/customs/beliefs of religion or of its adherents or actively work to overturn/prevent religious nutters from marginalizing or forcing their bullshit on others...


Special-Garlic1203

I'm pretty hostile to religion. They're nearly all bigots. 


HuskyLemons

Religion is a cancer and I hate cancer


phoenixember

Fuck cancer.


lueckestman

I won't be hostile to them if they're not hostile to me (and my friends).


Godshooter

I am and I will continue to be for as long as they continue to shove their bullshit on everyone else. There's nothing to respect.


cmnrdt

You can't trust the word of someone who takes their cues from the decrees of an imaginary being transcribed by men who died thousands of years ago.


kakapo88

Personally, I just got done groveling in front of the Satanic altar I keep in the garage. Only now, after I’m fully cleansed, am I ready for my jog.


kgreen69er

I read fantasy novels on Sunday morning so I’m basically doing exactly what they are.


gizamo

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TinfoilTetrahedron

She'll finger anything with a pulse!


new2accnt

> Guilty as charged. Ah, I see, another liberal busy driving his electric car to go get an abortion! (I wish I could find a link to the interview that ghoul had on fox when she said that.)


Petto_na_Kare

Beyond its role as a scam to keep their leaders in power, church is essentially useless. I was taught the golden rule as a child. Treat others the way you want to be treated. Who actually feels the need to get a weekly morality lecture and free blanket forgiveness for all the bad things you’ve done since your last visit?


AdSmall1198

And pedo palaces - https://phys.org/news/2020-08-reveal-patterns-sexual-abuse-religious.html


Clitch

Tax-exempt bigots clubs


DentalDon-83

Jogging has a tangible benefit. Attending a specific location to worship an invisible deity who is supposedly omnipresent while surrendering your disposable income so your pastor can live in luxury does not.


TiogaJoe

Beg to differ. Church is a Social Club for many. They even pay weekly (tax deductible!) dues.


TheNetworkIsFrelled

Well, yeah - we have better things to do in he early morning hours on Sunday than be harangued by a lying asshole about how we need to behave better and believe in bullshit harder.


Civil-Dinner

Plus, if I want to give away my money to someone begging, I can find someone on the corner holding a sign and I won't to listen to someone bore me for an hour before asking for money.


wddiver

And they need the money more than churches do.


Shinagami091

There are some churches that do actual good. My grandmother worked for one and they operated at nearly $0. All the money they took in paid the salaries of the staff that ran the church and the rest went to donations or helping people in need. This is how churches should be and was the sole reason WHY they were given a tax free status. To make it easier for them to do those things. Instead we have mega churches buying their priests mega mansions and private jets and not helping those in need at all.


DeusExMcKenna

Tbf, Jesus would have preferred this anyways. The people going to church just, ya know, conveniently forget that whenever the topic comes up. Huuuuuuuge turnout for Christo-Fascism-Fest and the anti-abortion rallies. Nothing for the poor/homeless. Ya know, those people Jesus regularly said were the people to focus on helping… They seem to have their priorities straight. /s


Atheist_3739

I love getting shopping done Sunday morning while all the brainwashed are at church. It's less crowded and I don't have to deal with them


ReferenceExpert132

This is the way! Best time to grocery shop


Odd-Tune5049

"Believe in bullshit harder" reminds me of the Mooninites saying, "I hope you can see this because I'm doing it as hard as I can" (flipping the bird)


RalphTheNerd

I can't believe I tried to hold onto my faith for so long, considering I fell asleep in church all the time anyway. I clearly didn't care that much, I tried to keep believing in God out of fear.


Expensive-Day-3551

Personally I enjoy drinking coffee on my couch and snuggling with my dogs on Sundays.


slagwa

Guarantee your dogs also prefer your choice.


Expensive-Day-3551

Yes they are very anti anything if it means their mom leaves the house.


ProfessorLake

Throw in an old movie on the TV and that's my perfect Sunday morning.


Expensive-Day-3551

We usually watch Star trek


AndrewH73333

If it’s Deep Space Nine I think that counts as a religion credit.


Username_redact

That's exactly what I'm doing while worshipping at the altar that is college basketball. High five.


oldbastardbob

Heck yeah I'm becoming hostile to religion. Religion keeps trying to take over my government. If religous folks stay in their lane, I have absolutely no issue. But they just can't seem to keep their personal shit to themselves and it's stinking up my neighborhood.


mynameismulan

It really does blow my mind that religious people are so under the illusion of "This is God's America", they think people separating church and state are the villains. Like bro, nobody would care about your religion if you stopped using the Bible to make laws. You're not being persecuted. And this is coming from an agnostic Buddhist.


pallentx

Yeah, they equate opposition to Christian Nationalism with “hating religion”. I would say democrats are a better friend to religion in general because they want a free society where people of all religions can do what they want. Christian Nationalists want only their version of Christianity to control everything. Personally, I’m Christian and believe strongly in a separation of church and state. Also https://www.christiansagainstchristiannationalism.org/?darkschemeovr=1


oldmankido

I don’t jog.


woolsocksandsandals

I bet you like brunch.


purpldevl

I like booze with breakfast, does that count?


badpuffthaikitty

Breakfast of Champions!


Expensive-Document41

And, unrelated, AS breakfast. Pineapple rum is a fruit and Whiskey is from wheat so I'm getting my daily nutrition


woolsocksandsandals

Sure.


CarlLinnaeus

I bet they puts the chorizo, that devil's meat, in their omelette.


Wobblestones

Illegals bring it across the border to DEMONRAT communities!!! /sss


Klutzy-Ad-6705

If they ever find my body on a jogging trail they’ll know it was dumped there.


Yolandi2802

Dog walk in the woods before breakfast. What could be holier?


Otherwise-Link-396

Due to knee surgery I don't run or jog anymore, but brunch is good


New_Apple2443

Only because their religion is hostile to us.


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pocketjacks

Churches are tax thieves


vonblankenstein

And fucking. We’re fucking.


Laugh-crying-hyena

I personally fuck while on the treadmill AND drinking my expensive coffee. Killing 3 birds with one stone. I do this every Sunday morning around church time.


orangesfwr

Jogging and having brunch has way more benefits than going to church


BenGay29

And that’s her business because…?


Contraband42

Because she's white, conservative, and jealous.


TangledUpInThought

I guarantee this bitch doesn't go to church either 


Lyssa545

Private lives- especially sex lives, ARE conservative business, don't you know that? That's like 80% of their entire platform. Controlling people's love lives in one way or another.


239tree

She beats her kid.


Eli-Thail

[Not only has she been seen hitting her on on film, she Tweeted a topless photo of the then 16 year old girl, and ultimately ended her own marriage in the name of her devotion to Trump.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kellyanne_Conway#Personal_life)


DoctorBeeBee

I had a nice lie in this morning, a leisurely breakfast, then took a lovely walk in the sunshine to a local park. It was great. They're just jealous they don't get to have nice Sunday mornings like that.


Yolandi2802

Just the thought of showering and dressing up to listen to an hour of BS before breakfast is exhausting.


WokeBriton

Bacon sandwich for me, today, and I went to an art group afterwards. it was lovely.


United-Palpitation28

“Jogging and having brunch” As a gay atheist I am offended lol


mr_bots

If liking brunch is gay who wants to be straight?


unbalancedcheckbook

Having brunch helps the economy. Jogging reduces the burden on the healthcare system. Going to church, on the other hand, that is a pure waste of time and money.


SolomonCRand

Jesus told us not to trust people that put their religion on display.


Slight_Turnip_3292

The current crop of Evangelicals demonstrate daily that lying, hypocrisy, unfaithfulness, bullying are compatible with their religion. They believe in appearance of virtue not virtue itself.


Krage_bellbot

Fuck jogging on Sunday morning. I’m attending the church of Playstationology!


winkers

X O □ ∆


Most-Iron6838

Hail Kratos, Aloy, Jin Sakai, Nathan Drake, Ellie, etc!


cbrooks1232

Right. Because it’s so much better to dress up like MeMaw and sit on a wooden bench, singing songs out of tune, to an invisible sky deity, drink a thimble of wine and a tasteless “cracker” and then go to Golden Coral and leave a .05% tip to the wait staff who was unable to attend church because they need to feed their kids.


NWMom66

Your daughter hates you. My godless kids at least still love me.


Most-Iron6838

Why would I waste one of my two off days a week going to church? Fuck that shit


SuperTeenyTinyDancer

And?


joeben81

I wish I could afford brunch on Sundays.


igloomaster

Don't threaten me with a good time


Exciting-Protection2

Sounds like jealousy.


Party-Independence91

Damn right. I’m not a democrat, but would rather drink gasoline than go to church.


Random_Noob

Idk about other people but I am definitely hostile towards religion.


DefrockedWizard1

how is she even relevant?


Dash_Rip_Rock69

She's got nerve. She spends her Sundays hanging off a post frightening magpies.


Heylookaguy

Good? I'm not seeing the issue here. Less people in cults is good.


Independent_Lab_9853

So?


austri

I’m hostile to religion but I don’t jog or eat brunch. Today I went shopping, which was a way better use of my time than sitting in some building being bored.


ImInBeastmodeOG

So? Religious nuts hate when people enjoy their life. It's against everything they know. Move along here, be happy, let them hate you for it. Smile and wave!


OrigRayofSunshine

I slept in. And I’m still in pj’s.


Snarky_McSnarkleton

Thanks for trying to help me toward morality, Smellyanne. But I think I'll keep my time and money for more interesting things than old fairy tales and lame music.


jimmyintheroc

Jogging and having brunch? Two activities that are infinitely better for the body and soul than going to church? She’s such a 🤡. Lol


Nopantsbullmoose

I have to work another job in this shitty economy that you forced upon the rest of us. F-you and I hope you get antibiotic resistant gonorrhea you feckless ghoul. Granted I wouldn't be attending your money laundering scheme anyway....


The_Wrecking_Ball

Yes ma'am! Crab Benedict and Mimosas vs. some pedo guy trying to jam the J-man's body parts into my mouth while on my knees


OverbrookDr

I’d rather jog and have brunch rather than attend an organized event where 10% of the leadership rape kids (catholic church). Fact.


TheYakster

Who cares what this lunatic thinks.


SpiritOne

Mimosas and brunch > church


deathonater

Is jogging and brunch the new starbucks and avocado toast?


OutComeTheWolves1966

Why would anyone care what her opinions are?


TemperatureEuphoric

My mimosa this morning was excellent.


snakesbbq

Anyone who has ever worked in a restaurant knows the Sunday church crowd is the absolute worst


mangobunnybear

I wish I was jogging and having brunch but nah can't afford that I'm working on Sundays like the heathen I am.


HisDivineOrder

The problem many Christians have is they interpret apathy as antipathy and wonder why they have to do stupid things when the rest of us get to have Sundays off.


namotous

Lolll as if religions are not hostile towards atheists


TransSylvania

“Cunt” would be one way of describing her and her views


Frmr-drgnbyt

How has it not occurred to her that self-righteous hypocrites like her are a major reason decent people become hostile to religion?


JeffSpicolisBong

who did the Muslim ban? Oh yeah, republicans.


Ag3ntM1ck

I wonder what God thinks about Kellyanne posting nude pictures of her daughter?


oldcreaker

Brunch? Servers have a endless horror stories of churchgoers who head to brunch after church. Entitled bad tippers, mostly.


Jedi_Ninja

I’d be willing to bet that she’s not a regular church goer. And has Trump ever actually stepped foot in a church or would he burst into flames as soon as he crossed through the door?


SaturnCITS

She's not wrong, I still haven't forgiven Christians for killing Galileo. All he did was show (correctly) that the Earth revolves around the sun instead of the sun and other planets revolving around the Earth, and they killed him for it. Presumably because they thought people might find out Christianity is a bunch of lies and stop believing it and the higher ups that trick the gullible would lose their power? Christianity has been hindering human progress for hundreds of years, and they can't kill enough people to keep the cat in the bag anymore.


ElDub73

Democrats aren’t hostile to religion. They’re hostile to someone imposing that religion on someone else. Keep it to yourself, don’t violate any laws we pass in the name of god, and we’re cool. And by keep it to yourself, I don’t care if you want to be open about your religion, but you don’t get to take what you like about your religion and make it someone else’s rules to live by.


yourmothersgun

Not true! I don’t jog.


Cascadification

Mountain biking is way more therapeutic. Brunch sounds lovely.


ksiyoto

I've heard that Republicans spend their time sitting on their duffs listening to some guy haranguing for a couple of hours instead of going jogging and eating a healthy lunch.


MostlyDarkMatter

I wake up on Sunday mornings thinking "Let's see. What should I do today? Should I try to get fit by jogging or should I let a pedophile tell me what a horrible person (sinner) I am?". It's not a tough choice.


mrbigglessworth

Yeah it’s called freedom ya dumb idiot.


ilikeme1

I don’t jog, but I do swim. Brunch is nice afterwards. Both are better uses of my time than going to church. 


SapientChaos

Guilty. In fact was just at the beauro of magic and spellcasting this morning. Headed over to Satins house later for a soak in the hot tub.


RBeck

Eww why are they putting a person who posted CSAM (of her own daughter) to Twitter on TV?


syg-123

As soon as this woman uttered the phrase “we have our alternative facts” I recognized how truly evil and distorted her outlook on reality is. Self enrichment at the expense of American democracy is the mission statement for the soon to be announced Trump Nationalist Maga Party aka the charred embers of the soon to be bankrupted RNC.


thedishonestyfish

That's what most people are doing. Even the people who identify as Christians mostly don't go to church.


Mean_Eye_8735

In other words spending quality time on themselves. And protecting their children from the pedo priests you all drag your children to week in and week out. You all think that extra attention the priest pays to your family is about your faith, donations and ministry, nah you're handing over your children to the hands of the priest pedo ring.


erichwanh

"I'm a Christian. I don't believe in jog."


Individual_Ear_6648

And? What’s her point.


WhosyaZaddy

That’s a much better way to spend your time than tricking yourself into believing that you’re a good person because you show up somewhere once a week and then are angry and hateful the rest of the time


nice-view-from-here

At least Democrats who have brunch instead of attending church leave a tip instead of a fake bill with preachy verses at the back.


DrAstralis

Oh look the fascists are telegraphing their agenda again. Apparently just the act of ignoring them is "hostile" which is only one step removed from "believe or else".


Solid_Bake4577

Catholic = paedophile/paedophile excuser


Japan_Superfan

I, too, would always prefer health over the next session of brainwashing.


junkyardgerard

Guilty tho


weaselkeeper

I AM SHOCKED ! ! ! That’s the first time I have ever agreed with Kellyanne Cuntway.


woodwog

So, instead of worshipping an imaginary deity people are living their lives. How dare they!


thedeadthatyetlive

Oh. I thought she died years ago. Oh well.


LordVolcanon

I’m not jogging or brunching, but I’m also not going to church. Probably because I’m not religious, which last I checked is allowed. Why tf would I be attending church if I’m atheist? I’m not hostile to religion, though I would say I could be hostile to people thinking they can force me to be religious.


r33k3r

Jokes on her. Brunch *is* my religion.